Chapter 1 of 2 (aka the late one)
          And so it began. The skies were filled with laser blasts as hundreds of drop ships began landing on the desert sand. Out of each one came a small platoon of soldiers in white body armor, each carrying a blaster that was a little to large for them. They charged towards their enemy, an uncountable number of droids, completely devoid of fear.
          "Gohan! How many times do I have to tell you to take out the trash!" Chi-Chi shouts at her son.
          "Yeah yeah, I'll get to it mom. This is one of the cool scenes of the movie," Gohan replies.
          A few seconds later the door flies open and an enraged Chi-Chi grabs her son. She drags him out the door and tosses him onto the lawn. "Now you can mow the lawn, as well," she states, slamming the door behind her.
          "Crap," Gohan says to himself as he slowly stands up.
          And in some remote location in a galaxy not so far, far away, Vegita and his unbeknown son Mirai Trunks are sparring with each other, training for something or other. What? Oh I don't know, probably the Clone Wars.
          This leaves Janemba doing whatever it is a big, yellow blob of a demon does on a Sunday afternoon. He's probably playing that satanic card game Magic: The Gathering. Oh wait, I see him over there playing Dungeons & Dragons with Vin Diesel.
          And so it begins. As big white, puffy clouds slowly pass overhead, the warriors take the field. Gohan and Chi-Chi do housework, Vegita and Trunks beat the crap out of each other, and Janemba rolls a 12 to hit the Terrasque. And yet a shadow looms on the horizon, an unknown evil grows in the west. The world grows silent and still.
          In a not-so-distant lab a door flies open, a pair of glowing red eyes open in the darkness. "Step out and bask in your newfound life, my pet," a wickedly evil man says in a wicked, evil tone of voice. He begins to laugh maniacally as the warrior steps out of the pod, its eyes losing their red glow. It looks over its body, moving its newly acquired arms around while balling its fingers tightly.
          A loud hiss is heard as another door flings open, followed by three more such doors. Four more beings step free from the strange incubation chambers and examine their bodies.
          "Yes, yes, yes! So very beautiful! Breathe in life my pets, for we have a very important task at hand!"
          The five beings turn and look at this person who keeps referring to them as pets. "Who are you?" one of the five ask.
          The man looks rather shocked. "Speech already?!? How beautiful indeed! I am your creator, your father. I built you from nothing but a single cell sample which was acquired with a small robot fly," the mad Dr. Gero explains.
          "Why?"
          "Why did I create you? That's simple, to kill Goku and destroy the Capsule Corporation!"
          "Who's Goku?"
          "The Red Ribbon Army's arch-enemy!"
          "The whaty what?"
          "The Red Ribbon Army! The organization I've devoted my life to, and the group to which you now serve!"
          "I serve no one," another of the beings states.
          "Oh, yes you do," Gero states as he pushes a button on the back of his glove. The five beings fall to the floor, seemingly in an extraordinary amount of pain. "You will do as you're told, or I will simply destroy you." The doctor lets up on the pain button and the five slowly get back to their feet. "Now, what to name you? Oh, I know!
          Gero points at the rather large one. "You! You shall be Evil Janemba!" A spotlight clicks on, revealing a large yellow dude with a goatee.
          He then points to the tallest one. "You shall be Evil Trunks!" Another spotlight clicks on, revealing a purple-haired dude in a blue jacket featuring the Red Ribbon Army emblem. He too has a goatee.
          Gero points to another one. "You're Evil Gohan!" As you can guess, a spotlight clicks on, and Gohan's clone is seen. His red karate gi has the RR logo on the back. And yes, he too has a goatee. Evil eh?
          "You shall be Evil Chi-Chi!" Gero states, pointing at a feminine shadow. A spotlight clicks on, revealing Chi-Chi's clone. She doesn't have a goatee, nor a hair lip. That's just too gross to even joke about.
          Gero turns to the final being, the disobedient one from before. "And you, you shall be.... Ah, nevermind. You're not worth the time it takes to name."
          The last beings eyes flash red and squint tightly, showing a little evil anger in the shadows. It gets no spotlight, nor a name. Poor little clone.... *tear*
          Anyway, back to our heroes. By now Gohan has finished taking the trash to the corner and is almost done mowing the yard. Chi-Chi is on her second bottle of Courvoisier Initiale Extra, which is rather impressive. The fact that she owns at least two bottles of it is even more impressive. Vegita and Trunks have grown annoyed with each other and gone their separate ways. Well, Trunks might not have grown annoyed with Vegita, but the opposite is true. After all, Vegita dislikes weakness, and Trunks is "weaker" than he is. Janemba is currently rolling up a new Barbarian. The Terrasque made short work of his Paladin.
          "Your first task, my pets, will be the elimination of your source. Once complete, you shall infiltrate the ranks of Goku's friends. You three may need to shave at that point, but he may not notice. He is an idiot after all. Anyway, once you've convinced everyone you're the real deal, you shall take the first opportunity you get to take down Goku! And once that's done, you shall bring the Capsule Corp to its knees!" Gero explains to the clones and begins to laugh maniacally once again.
          The four clones in the spotlights grin wickedly, pounding one of their fists into the palm of their other hand. The un-named one stands with its back turned to them, still pissed off. Dr. Evil-esk laughter begins from the group, growing with intensity and frequency....