To battle, e-mail me. If you beat your opponent in battle, you can steal zeni, items, and/or one dragonball if you are evil. If you are neutral, you can also take these things, but you will get less. If you are good, you can only take a dragonball.

50) Tenshinhan vs. Shakira: Spar
Notes:
Tenshinhan was defeated by Shakira. PL raised by 6,851.
Shakira defeated Tenshinhan. PL raised by 48,673.

49) Cell vs. Janemba: Spar
Notes:
Cell defeated Janemba. PL raised by 12,613.
Janemba was defeated by Cell. PL raised by 886.

48) Vegita Jr. vs. NPI Yardratians: NPI Spar
Notes:
Vegita Jr. stopped learning IT. PL raised by 0.

47) Nappa vs. Vegita Ou and Skyglider: Battle
Ladies and gentlemen, I am very sorry, but you just missed the fight. It was.. well.. quite boring actually. Nappa and Vegita Ou decided to have a battle, and Vegita Ou had his human henchman help out. Nappa decided to have fun, and toyed with them all day, then something terrible happened.... the Full moon cam out. To say the least, it was horendous, two giant apes rampaging around, trying to kill each other all night. Skyglider was lucky to live, he got knocked into tomorrow, he'll be here shortly. Nappa finally knocked Ou out, then decided on a nap, I'm hiding out here, hoping the moon will go down soon. Bye.
*video turns off*
Notes:
Nappa defeated Vegita Ou and Skyglider. PL raised by 3,388.
Vegita Ou was defeated by Nappa. PL raised by 300.
Skyglider was defeated by Nappa. PL raised by 50.

46) Trunks vs. Vegita Jr. and Tares: Battle
Vegita's younger brother, if you remember one of my earlier battles Vegita was in high school so he couldn't possibly have kids, unless of course he was from rural Arkansas, but that is a different matter. Anyway, Vegita's younger brother is cleverly named Vegita Jr. and he has just started elementary school. On his third day of school Vegita was to busy to pick his younger brother up from school so he had the low class fighter Tares pick his little brother up.
Well, while Tares was picking up Vegita Jr. he noticed Trunks dropping off Goten (both Goten and Vegita Jr. only go to school for half days). Now let me tell you, Tares does not like Goku, or any of Goku's family for that matter. He has a whole clone inferiority complex going on and it just isn't pretty. Tares decides that he needs to kick the crap out of Trunks. The only problem is that he knows Trunks is more powerful than he is. However, Tares gets it into his head that Vegita jr. will fuse with him and they will defeat that punk.
Trunks starts his daily walk home. The walk keeps him in shape. He walks home form dropping Goten off at school and he walks back to pick him up. But he drives with Goten so he just leaves the car at school. It works out rather nice, but that is neither here nor there,
Tares pulls the SUV in front of Trunks, blocking his way and then gets out in typical gangster fashion. Vegita Jr. also gets out and the two call Trunks a few things which I would not care to repeat. I mean children play this game after all. Let's try and keep it reasonably clean.
After all of Tares' trash talk has ended Trunks responds "how do you honestly expect to beat me? You know that I have a higher PL than you do. What are you going to use . . . your hidden clone powers?"
"No, I'm not going to use my hidden clone powers you fucking idiot. I don't have any hidden clone powers."
"That is really to bad, because they were about the only way you were going to have a chance in hell to beat me."
"Are you kidding? I'm going to beat you into oblivion."
"Is that next to Iowa? I've always wondered what state is next to Iowa. Come to think of it I've always wondered where Iowa was."
"You are so dumb Trunks. I'm going to fuse with Vegita Jr. here and then we are going to kick your ass."
"I'm not fusing with a low class saiya-jin like you. You aren't even a real one, you are just a damn clone" responds Vegita Jr.
"What? You ungrateful little snot. You better fuse with me."
"Nope. Big Brother told me you were just low class trash so I'm not fusing with you."
This argument continues for at least half an hour and Trunks stands there patiently waiting for them to figure out what the hell they are doing. After all, kicking their collective ass would be a great workout. But eventually Trunks just becomes bored of waiting and he remembers that Chi-Chi gets mad when he is late so he walks around the back of Tares' SUV and continues on his way home.
Well, the long and the short of the argument between Tares and Vegita Jr. is like this: they argued for about two more hours after Trunks left at which time it came down to blows. That is correct, Tares and Vegita Jr. fought over whether or not they were going to fuse in their fight against Trunks. Vegita Jr. started it off by sucker punching Tares and for a long time it really looked like Tares was done for, but when Tares' second wind came along, boy did he ever come back. He was sending Vegita Jr. flying into houses and did it ever look bad for Vegita Jr. But what it really came down to was a well-placed Taiyoken on the part of Vegita Jr. While Tares was blinded Vegita Jr. was able to get his focus back and gain an edge that Tares just couldn't overcome.

Notes:
Trunks LEFT one battle. PL raised by 0.
Vegita Jr. defeated Tares. PL raised by 3,945.
Tares was defeated by Vegita Jr. PL raised by 493.

45) Cell vs. Janemba vs. Vegita: Spar
Notes:
Cell helped defeat Vegita, and was defeated by Janemba. PL raised by 7,191.
Janemba helped defeat Vegita, and defeated Cell. PL raised by 12,081.
Vegita was defeated by Cell and Janemba. PL raised by 1,017.

44) Goten vs. NPI Mr. Popo: NPI Spar
Notes:
Goten won one NPI spar. PL raised by 4,680.

43) Tenshinhan vs. Shakira: Spar
Notes:
Tenshinhan defeated Shakira. PL raised by 21,403.
Shakira was defeated by Tien. PL raised by 5,897.

42) Brolli vs. Majin Buu: Spar
Notes:
Brolli defeated Majin Buu. PL raised by 9,756.
Majin Buu was defeated by Brolli. PL raised by 4,811.

41) Nappa vs. Goku: Sneak Battle
Goku walks along the grass, nearing his favorite fishing spot. His hands in his pockets, he whistles as he looks around, admiring the outdoors. Suddenly a wild scream comes from a nearby bush, and before Goku can see what it is, the bright flash of sunlight glinting off of Nappas bald head blinds him almost as thouroughly as a taiyoken blast. Goku trips over a rock as he stumbles around trying to clear his vision, and he falls and hits his head on a rock, knocking himself out, but only halfway. Nappa sees that all is not lost, and he can still claim a win, so he lifts his arm up to bash Goku in the head, but, alas, poor Goku had to choose that moment to re-focus his mind and return that half-way back to consciousness, just in time to sit bolt-upright and plant his nose in Nappas armpit.

We expect Goku to be awake any day now, lets all pray that he has suffered no serious damage.

Notes:
Nappa defeated Goku. PL raised by 2,053.
Goku was defeated by Nappa. PL raised by 347.

40) Vegita vs. Cell: Sneak Battle
"Die Bowser, die!" Cell shouts. It's been a quiet and boring day, so much so that the artificial being has regressed back to the days of the original Nintendo. He's been playing Super Mario Brothers 2 all day and has just now gotten to Bowser, the end guy. "What?!? No! I jumped!" the green skinned warrior shouts as he's killed yet again. He calms down after a few choice words of profanity and makes his way back to Bowser, only to die once more. "Grrr, stupid piece of shit. Why won't you work?!? I hit the button, but it doesn't jump!" he shouts after nearly shattering the controller on the floor. "Why can't I beat this stupid game!"

In the next room, Vegita has been listening to the mad roaring for hours, praying for an end. One last "DAMNIT!" is all it takes to drive him over the edge and into a mad bloodlust. He jumps out of his chair and stomps into the Roshi's living room, walking up behind an unsuspecting android. After walking up to the couch, Vegita reaches over and grabs Cell by the collar, scaring the bejesus out of him. The Saiya-jin drags his butt outside, where he proceeds to beat the holy living shite out of him. After a few minutes of screaming and pleaing, Vegita walks back inside, murmuring something about childish behavior. As he walks through the living room, he can't help but sit down and play the game himself. After a single try, the credits roll across the screen. Vegita smirks and chuckles a little.

Notes:
Vegita defeated Cell. PL raised by 3,128.
Cell was defeated by Vegita. PL raised by 442.

39) Vegita Ou. vs. Bardock, Trunks and Janemba: Sneak Battle
Unwritten
Notes:
Vegita Ou: lost to Bardock and Janemba. PL raised by 244.
Bardock: defeated Vegita, lost to Janemba. PL raised by 2,931.
Trunks: defeated Janemba. PL raised by 4,383.
Janemba: defeated Vegita Ou and Bardock, lost to Trunks. PL raised by 6,301.

38) Goku Jr. and Tares vs. Vegita Jr.: Battle
Goku Jr. and Tares stand side-by-side when Vegita Jr. shows up. "So, you two think you can take me? Come on!" Tares and Goku Jr. glance at each other, nod, and suddenly side-step towards each other. In unison they say one word very loudly. "FUSION!!"

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first ever Fusion to be formed in this game. Here you have seen it with your own two eyes, or however many you use to read this battle. Goku Jr. and tares have met on the battlefeild, and have now met in the mind, together they form the great J.Taroku, fearsome lord of the squashing, and ruler of nothing yet. May the- erm.. HE be forever known for what he does today...

"I am J.Taroku, and I will CRUSH you!!" The new man screams at Vegita Jr. "Oh boy, you know how to dance... I can too, you just do this.." And unwittingly, Vegita Jr. Side-steps and says, very loudly, the word Fusion... and immediately becomes half water vapor, because he just fused with a fog, no, not frog, FOG. J.Taroku looks at this new creature, which he mentally names Jr.Vog, turns around and bends over, holds a small Kamehameha ball in his hand, and farts. The ensuing explosion clears all living creatures for miles downwind, and knocks Jr.Vog apart, killing the poor fog, and rendering vegita Jr. unconscious.

Yes, may J.Taroku be forever known for his gas-blowing expertise. He is now the great fog-stopper and savannah clearer. Oh great J.Taroku, what will you do next?

Notes:
Goku Jr. helped defeat Vegita Jr. PL raised by 3,506.
Tares helped defeat Vegita Jr. PL raised by 3,506.
Vegita Jr. was defeated by Goku Jr. and Tares, PL raised by 487.

37) Ginyu vs. NPI Dabura: NPI Spar
Notes:
Ginyu lost one NPI spar. PL raised by 262.

36) Goten vs. NPI Mr. Popo: NPI Spar
Notes:
Goten lost one NPI spar. PL raised by 1,189.

35) Tenshinhan and Shakira vs. Kuririn: Spar
Notes:
Tenshinhan was defeated by Kuririn. PL raised by 4,082.
Shakira was defeated by Kuririn. PL raised by 4,082.
Kuririn defeated Tenshinhan and Shakira. PL raised by 24,227.

34) Majin Buu vs. Brolli: Spar
Notes:
Majin Buu was defeated by Brolli. PL raised by 3,460.
Brolli defeated Majin Buu. PL raised by 6,844.

33) Goku vs. NPI Gohan: NPI Spar
Notes:
Goku won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 750.

32) Majin Buu vs. Brolli: Spar
Notes:
Majin Buu lost one Spar. PL raised by 1,603.
Brolli won one Spar. PL raised by 3,077.

31) Janemba vs. NPI Majin Buu: NPI Spar
Notes:
Janemba lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 313.

30) Tenshinhan vs. Shakira vs. Kuririn: Spar
Notes:
Tenshinhan was defeated by Shakira. PL raised by 161.
Shakira defeated Tenshinhan, but lost to Kuririn. PL raised by 5,645.
Kuririn defeated Shakira. PL raised by 797.

29) Ginyu vs. NPI Dabura: NPI Spar
Notes:
Ginyu lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 210.

28) Vegita Jr. vs. Goku Jr. vs Tares: Spar
Notes:
Vegita Jr. defeated Goku Jr. and Tares. PL raised by 2,206.
Goku Jr. was defeated by Vegita Junior. PL raised by 266.
Tares was defeated by Vegita Junior. PL raised by 266.

27) Zaaban vs. NPI Chaozu: NPI Spar
Notes:
Zaaban won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,485.

26) Vegita Jr. vs. Cell: Sneak Battle
Cell sits in his living room, digging through junk boxes. "Where is that blow-up doll?" Just then Vegita Jr. blasts through his front window. "Heh, looking for your henchmen are you?" Jr, says with an Evil sneer on his face. "How did manage an Evil sneer? You're supposed to be a good guy!" Cell exclaims. "Poetic license, your Evil, so I can sneer at you." He replies. "Oh.." Cell looks to be at a loss. Then Jr. leaps forward and start kicking and punching. Hours of this go by as Cell blocks his kicks. Both launch Energy blasts, but all they manage to do is blow up the house and the neighborhood. Jr. tries to use Zanzoken to move faster around Cell, but he trips over the androids tail.

*Hour later* Both sit in the blasted ruin of the neighborhood, too exhausted to fight. Cell spots a white box, undamaged from the fight. "Hey, I got an idea, lets play Monopoly!" Jr. Vegita looks at him like he's an idiot, then gets an idea. "How 'bout Twister?" He asks, an evil glint in his eye. Cell looks closely at him. "Hey, your good, no evil eye glints allowed." "Hmm? Oh, sorry." Jr. changes the glint to mischievous. "Better.." Cell mutters. The set up twister on the blackened carpet. Taking turns flicking the spinner, they then twist themselves into unimaginable knots after a few minutes. When neither one can move, or untwist themselves, they both fall over. They lay there, writhing, trying to separate themselves and attack their opponent, but before either does, the house collapses on them both, knocking them unconscious.

Notes:
Vegita Jr. tied one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 529.
Cell tied one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 552.

25) Brolli vs. NPI Koola: NPI Spar
Notes:
Brolli lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,069.

24) Goten vs. Kuririn and Tenshinhan: Sneak Battle
Krillin has just arrived on Roshi's Island and he is searching for a Weighted Gi. As soon as he finds one he is going to start training with Tien and Shakira. Man oh man is he looking forward to training with Shakira. "She is so damn hot," Krillin says to himself. "I can hardly keep it down. I'm so glad Tien invited me here. And I bet Roshi is so happy to have Shakira here that he will teach me Zanzoken without his customary gift of hentai." Yes, it is a good time to be on Roshi's Island.

Well, it is a good time until Goten showed up again. He had been napping for the past 2 days, but now he is awake and ready to start another fight. First he had picked on Tien and now he seems to have spotted Krillin. "Fresh meat," Goten says to himself. "I hope this one isn't a pushover like that Tien was. What a wimp."

With this Goten jumps out of the upstairs window and attacks Krillin, who is of course totally oblivious as he daydreams about Shakira and her small and humble friends. In moments the action is fast and furious as the two combats lock in biter struggle or something like that. I mean, it looks like it is bitter, but I'm not really certain. And really who is to say if it is fast and furious. I might be hard pressed to keep up, but they might be holding back. I guess it all depends on your standards. Well, back to the action. I don't know whether it is fast or not, so we will call it action since that isn't up for debate. We all know that this is action.

Oh, but what is this. Tien is lurking in a tree ready to pounce. Or at least I think he is ready to pounce. He could just be watching, but I'd have to say that in my professional opinion he has the look of one who is about to pounce. Oh and there is Shakira next to Tien. She is so fucking hot. Just give me five minutes with her and I will be a happy man. I mean, did I say that out loud?

Back to the action. Oh yes it appears that I was correct in my earlier statement that Tien was about ready to pounce. And oh what a wonderful pounce it was. Simply glorious. I haven't seen a pounce like that since the days of Magnus the Red. Old one eye. Now there was a fighter with balls of steel. I keep on getting sidetracked. Back to the fight. Tien and Krillin have Goten on the run. Oh but what is this, a counterattack by Goten sends Tien flying back into the tree. Yes, Tien seems to be taking a slight break from the fight, though the action isn't really stopping as far as this announcer is concerned. Lucky bastard.

Our main action is back to 1 on 1 as Krillin and Goten continue to go at whatever pace and level you care to categorize it as. Personally I say it is still fast and furious, but there is definitely some question as to how fast and furious. Even more so if you look up in the tree. Oh and it looks like Tien's side spar is over as her returns to the fight full recharged.... You know what I mean. And yes, it seems that Tien's return has surprised Goten. I guess he didn't expect Tien to return from his tree so quickly. I wonder if Shakira would mind it if I joined her I that tree? Man is she ever hot.

Focus, Focus, Focus. Shakira will still be here when this is all over. Ok, here it goes. Yes, the combatants are going at it again. Man is she hot. I mean, man is this battle hot. Yeah, that's it. Oh, it looks like Krillin has scored a viscous hit knocking Goten back, and right into Tien. Ouch that has got to hurt. Tien isn't getting up, and look Shakira is running to his side. Oh, that lucky bastard. What does a guy have to do to get some attention around here? What a rip off. I feel so cheated.

Well, it seems that Krillin has used Goten's collision to his advantage. Yes, Goten might have taken out Tien, but Krillin now has him on the run. Or at least I think it is the run. I mean, if you look at it from a certain angle it most definitely looks like a run. But if I look at it in my handy mirror it looks like more of a trot. Oh, I give up. I don't know what it is. Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore as Krillin has just knocked Goten through the wall of the Kame house and into the kitchen. There is now surely no returning to the fight for Goten. He will most likely spend the next week or so eating. However, on the off chance that there is a return to the fight I will hang around here watching Shakira, er, waiting for a return to the action.

Notes:
Goten defeated Tenshinhan, but lost to Kuririn. PL raised by 5,004.
Kuririn defeated Goten with Tenshinhan's help. PL raised by 6,745.
Tenshinhan was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 1,101.

23) Majin Buu vs. Trunks: Spar
Notes:
Majin Buu won one Spar. PL raised by 1,784.
Trunks lost one Spar. PL raised by 356.

22) Janemba vs. Piccolo: Sneak Battle
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood, won't you be mine? Won't you be mine?" Mr. Rogers asks his viewers. "Janemba!" cries out our pudgy, yellow friend. He has been in front of Frank's 2000" TV all day, watching such epic cartoons as Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny and great television shows like Sesame Street and David the Gnome. Now he's watching Mr. Roger's Neightborhood and plans to watch some Bevis and Butthead next, followed by an episode or two of La Blue Girl. He's gotta indulge in the darker aspects of life like any good demon child should. Anyway, Piccolo's doing his everyday activities, running and meditating, when he notices a large television off in the distance. As he gets closer, he also notices our little, well not so little, demon friend watching something. "Oh my lord... What is that monster doing with its tentacles? Oh my.... A child should not be seeing these things!" the overprotective Namek shouts. He runs over to the television and clicks it off as quickly as he can. "Janemba! Ja..nem...ba!" Janemba shouts, his hands balled up into fists.

"Now now now, young man. Wait until your mother finds out what you've been watching," Piccolo tells Janemba. "Janemba?" the big, yellow demon replies. "That's right, I'm going to tell your mother what you've been watching. I hope she gives you a good spanking for this filth!" Piccolo says. "Ja...nem...ba?" he replies once more. "Ah ah ah, no talking back to me young man," the Namek replies as he turns and walks away. Janemba sits there for a couple or seconds with a sweat drop hanging on his brow and a look of question on his face. Then he flips the TV on once more and continues watching. Seconds later Piccolo shows back up and clicks it off again. "Young man! I thought I told you no more!" he shouts. "Janemba!" the demon replies. "Tsk. No more. I'm running to your mother right now!" Piccolo says as he runs off. A few miles later, Piccolo grinds to a halt. "Wait a second, I don't even know who the hell that was," Piccolo tells himself. "Janemba!" a familiar voice shouts as a shadow grows all around Piccolo. "Crap," the Namek says as his head slowly turns upward. "Janemba! Janemba! Janemba! (insert squishy noise) Janemba! Janemba! Janemba?" After a few moments of silence and lack of movement, Janemba takes back to the air and notices something shiny on the ground. "Ja..nem..ba!" he says as he happily picks up the coins.

Notes:
Janemba won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 2,554. He killed Piccolo and stole 200 Zeni.
Piccolo lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 320. He was sent to the Next Dimension and lost 200 Zeni.

21) Vegita Ou vs. Nappa: Spar
Notes:
Vegita Ou lost one Spar. PL raised by 223.
Nappa won one Spar. PL raised by 1,050.

20) Zaaban vs. Ginyu: Sneak Battle
Ginyu stands in front of the big mirror, practicing his "Ginyu Force" stances. Zaabon walks right up behind him, in plain site in the mirror. Ginyu, oblivious to the threat, tries another stance. "Giiinyuuu FORCE!!" Zaabon looks at him from behind an incredulous look upon his face, then shaking his head he leaps forward, grabs the pouch of money on Ginyu's belt, ripping it and spilling some money out, then spins and kicks Ginyu in the back. Ginyu flies forward into the mirror, shattering it, and before he can even realize what happens, he sees a bright lite, then blackness as he dies. Zaabon bends over and reaches for the money still in the pouch at his belt, but the body disappears into the Next Dimension before he grabs it. "Crap.. ohwell, at least I got most of it." He walks over and collects the zenni, counting it. "Ooo, 600 more zenni for me, ow I can afford that doohickey I want." He then leaves the place doing little dance steps in joy of his newfound money.

Notes:
Zaaban won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 1,700. He killed Ginyu and stole 600 Zeni.
Ginyu lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 250. He was sent to the Next Dimension and lost 600 Zeni.

19) Vegita vs. NPI Tenshinhan: NPI Spar
Notes:
Vegita lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 306.

18) Goten vs. Tenshinhan: Sneak Battle
Somewhere on the dark, cloud covered side of the famous seaside resort known as the Kami House, Goten sits in a palm tree awaiting the arrival of the lucky man named Tenshinhan. Not only does he have a hot chick following him around, but he even has a third eye! Goten sits in his tree, pondering what it must be like to be so lucky. After a few seconds though, he snaps out of his deep train of thought. "Crap, I hope I didn't miss him. He's gonna be walking by any minute with that girl. I could chase her around a playground for days." While he continues on this new train of thought, his stomach begins to growl. "I'm hungry," the child says. Instead of waiting for the three-eyed man and his woman, Goten hops out of his tree and runs inside for a late night snack.

Nearly an hour later, Goten looks over a bowl covered table and burps. "Ah, I'm full now. Where's that guy at?" The young Saiya-jin hops out of his chair, leaving the mess on the table, and runs outside. "I hope they're not off swimming just yet. I can stand to listen to the noises that girl makes." A few minutes later Goten finds them sitting under his tree. "Ah! There he is! Now, how to attack him?" Goten enters another deep train of thought and plops down in the sand. He goes through his small arsenal of attacks in his mind, developing a strategy of sorts. "I got it," Goten says to himself as he jumps back to his feet, "I'll just blast him in the back! You're a genius Goten!" However, just before he performs his attack del genius, the clouds part to reveal a full moon. Within seconds, Goten is affected by what's been come to known as "Hairy Ape Syndrome." In an even shorter amount of time, Tenshinhan is overpowered and defeated. Goten decides to spend the rest of the night chasing Shakira around the island.

Notes:
Goten won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 2,815.
Tenshinhan lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 573.

17) Brolli vs. NPI Furiza: NPI Spar
Notes:
Brolli won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 2,700.

16) Zaabon vs. Nappa: Sneak Battle
Zaabon hides in a tree, waiting. A large man can be seen walking down the road, unaware of the danger. The suns shines bright into a clearing as Nappa walks into it, stretches and looks around. Suddenly, he hears a scream and turns just in time to see the bottom of a foot slam into his face. Nappa falls back and hits the ground hard, Zaabon leaps into the air and flips over him. Nappa, confused, sits up and looks around, but doesnt see anybody. Zabbon flies up into the air, then launches some energy blasts right at Nappa. The blasts hit launching dust and debris into the air. The dust slowly starts to dissipate, and Zaabon hovers in the air, slowly circling the spot where Nappa was. Suddenly, three energy blasts launch out in different directions, none coming close to Zaabon. Nappa stands in a small crater, bloodied and bruised he looks around, searching.

Then another blast catches him in the back, he slams into the ground, then rolls over and sees Zaabon hovering in the air. "Huh? How you do dat?" he asks. Zaabon ignores him. Nappa pretends to be confused as he powers up Bakuhatsuha. Zaabon watches Nappa, then realizes something. As the ground around Nappa explodes outward and upward, Zaabon seems to fade away. Nappa waits for the dust to clear, then sees Zaabon standing nearby in the circle of dirt now surrounding Nappa and the few square miles of forest that used to be there. "I can fly, of course I can avoid a ground-based explosion." Zaabon says, then he fades away again, and multiple blasts slam into Nappa from behind. Nappa drops to his knees, then Zaabon flys forward and slams a kick into his back. Nappa flys forward and bounces on the ground twice before stopping, but he doesnt get back up. "Lets just hope he isnt too mad at me when he wakes up....," Zaabon mutters as he walks away.

Notes:
Zaabon won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 1,785.
Nappa lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 303.

15) Majin Buu vs. Trunks: Spar
Notes:
Majin Buu lost one Spar. PL raised by 275.
Trunks won one Spar. PL raised by 1,635.

14) Vegita vs. Cell: Sneak Battle
Vegita had been harboring a grudge against Cell for weeks maybe even years. It all went back to that time when they were in high school and Cell got a date to the prom and Vegita was stuck at home watching TV Land with his parents...all night long. I mean there is only so much old 60's reruns a 17 year old kid can take and it's all Cell's fault. If he hadn't asked Cindy Watkins to the prom first she would have gone with him instead, but no, his mom made him stay home because he had a tiny fever. He killed mom and now it is time for him to kill Cell.

And there Cell was, happily driving that bitch Cindy Watkins home. "That fucking tramp! I'll make her pay, but first Cell will die the horrible and painful death he deserves." All of this Vegita thought as he flew behind Cell's car. "It's not even his car. He just borrowed it from mommy: that pansy!"

Eventually Cell dropped our young Cindy off at home and even got a goodnight Kiss. He then got back in his car and started the drive back home only to have his vehicle intercepted by an energy blast. Uh Oh. There goes mommy's Volvo. Cell sees the energy blast coming and manages to exit the car in time, but there was nothing he could do about the Volvo. "Shit," he says to himself, "now they will never let me borrow the Miata."

When all the smoke clears Cell looks around and sees his nemesis, Vegita. "What did you do that for?" Cell says in his annoying whinny high school type voice.

"Because I can you fucking idiot," responds Vegita.

"Well, fine, be that way you big bully. You're just jealous because Cindy likes me and not you. I know about your big crush."

Already annoyed with Cell, his whinny voice just further enrages Vegita who proceeds to pretty much beat him into a pulp. Cell makes some vague effort to defend himself, but the tent Cindy left in his pants is making him really uncomfortable. Cell just isn't in touch with himself that way yet, his parents haven't had the time to talk about the birds and the bees with him, and not to many fathers ever talk about spanking the monkey with their son. Well, the end result is that Cell is left in a messy pile and Vegita stalks off happily. Cell might not be dead, but judging from the tent in Cell's pants, Cindy could use some sweet loving.

Notes:
Vegita won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 1,700.
Cell lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 288.

13) Brolli vs. NPI Furiza: NPI Spar
Notes:
Brolli won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 2,274.

12) Majin Buu vs. Trunks: Spar
Notes:
Majin Buu won one Spar. PL raised by 1,313.
Trunks lost one Spar. PL raised by 248.

11) Goten vs. NPI Goku: NPI Spar
Notes:
Goten lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 336.

10) Brolli vs. NPI Master Roshi: NPI Spar
Notes:
Brolli won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,821.

9) Goten vs. NPI Goku: NPI Spar
Notes:
Goten won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,095.

8) Tenshinhan vs. Shakira: Spar
Notes:
Tenshinhan won one Spar. PL raised by 200.
Shakira lost one Spar. PL raised by 218.

7) Goten vs. NPI Gohan: NPI Spar
Notes:
Goten won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 870.

6) Majin Buu vs. Brolli vs. Tenshinhan: FFA Spar
Notes:
Majin Buu helped defeat Tenshinhan, but lost to Brolli. PL raised by 1,100.
Brolli helped defeat Tenshinhan and defeated Majin Buu. PL raised by 1,900.
Tenshinhan was defeated by Majin Buu and Brolli. PL raised by 440.

5) Brolli vs. Furiza: Sneak Battle
As darkness falls over Roshi's island, Furiza decides to take a stroll. Being a ruthless tyrant has its pluses and minuses. Though he controls most of the known universe, he never has time to admire his surroundings. However, tonight is different. He has made time to take this walk on the beach. So, um, he's walking around. Yeah, he's walking. Did you know that there's a magazine called Walking? Here's a good article, Putting one foot in front of the other. Wow, so in depth. Er, um. Anyway, Furiza is walking around Roshi's island.

Meanwhile, the Saiya-jin named Brolli flips through some magazines, admiring the stunning artwork. After a while, he puts the magazine down and walks over to a calendar. "Let's see, today is Sunday. Hmm, that would mean there's a full moon tonight," he says to himself. At about that time, he notices that it is quite dark outside so he goes out to see if the calendar is right. Sure enough, there's a full moon hanging overhead. "Wow, these Earthlings sure know their astronomy," Brolli says. Well, I'm pretty sure that you can guess what happens next. Yup, Brolli begins to grow in size and hairiness.

Back to Furiza. Um, well, he's still walking around in the sand, kicking a rock now and then. Well, you can imagine that the roaring of a massive ape caught his attention rather quickly. Not as much as the energy blast that was heading his way though, mind you. It seems that Furiza kicked some sand in Oozaru Brolli's direction. Can you say, "oops?" More like "ouch" really. Furiza's going to be feeling that in the morning.

Notes:
Brolli won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 3,275.
Furiza lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 350.

4) Kuririn vs. Bardock: Spar
The K-man, aka Kuririn, walked up to Bardock, who was looking out at the ocean. "You ready to have a little spar," K-man said. "Sure, it shouldn’t talk too long," Bardock replied. K-man steps back and began to motion Bardock on.

Bardock looked at the little human and began to walk slowly up to him. As Bardock approached K-man, K-man quickly charged a energy blast up and sent it towards the Saiyan. "Hahaha, got you off your guard didn’t I?" K-man laughed as the dust cleared. After a few seconds he began to grow scared because Bardock was no where to be found. "Dude, where’d you go?" K-man stammered as he looked around.

"I think you missed," Bardock said as he flew in the air just above K-man. As K-man looked up he noticed a bright ball coming his way. He quickly jumped out of the way and flew up towards Bardock. As K-man approached him, Bardock flew towards him thinking he’d send him back down to the ground. Just as Bardock was going to connect his fist into K-man’s head, the quick human dodged out of the way and threw Bardock to the ground. As Bardock got up K-man was there to help him up. "Thanks a lot, but you should know that I take spars seriously," the Saiyan said as he quickly blurred out from in front of K-man.

As K-man took a deep breath he quickly felt Bardock’s arm strike down on his neck. The small Human tumbled to the ground knocked out. Bardock then picked him up and carried him to the shore, where he stood enjoying the view till his friend woke up.

Notes:
Kuririn lost one Spar. PL raised by 323.
Bardock won one Spar. PL raised by 1,733.

3) Vegita vs. Puaru vs. Dabura: Battle
The three most evil characters to ever to walk the face of the earth all faced off, face to face, to do battle against one another (that is a lot of faces. He He He.) First there was Vegita, the prince of all Saiya-jins, and the destroyer of worlds. No face (there is another one) or name was more feared than that of Vegita, or at least none was more feared until our second antagonist came into this dimension: Dabura, lord of the underworld, and ruler of the other side. However, both of these villains pale in comparison to our final antagonist: Puaru, the evil cat-demon-thingy. Yes it is he. Run, hide, close the windows and roll down the blinds. There is nothing you can do other than pray that he will pass you by. Muah Ha Ha Ha Ha.

The second most evil character in the universe starts things off my breathing fire at the third most evil being in the universe. However, his attack is thwarted by the most evil being in the universe who attacks the third most evil being in the universe, sending him hurtling backwards. The most evil being in the universe is in turn caught in the second most evil being's attack and his arm catches on fire, creating the nasty rancid smell of burnt fur. Yuck.

Now, for those of you that don't know what just happened or are confused let me explain. Dabura breathed fire at Vegita. However, Puaru sends Vegita flying backward, only to be caught in Dabura's attack. Now, wasn't the first version much more interesting? I thought so. Let me proceed.

Well, now where was I? I seem to have forgotten. Oh well, let me just proceed from where the action is at present. You will just have to miss out on the action that happened while I was clarifying. Oh my god: the inhumanity of it. How could anyone do such a thing? The evil cat-demon-thingy is down! All of his fur has been burned off of his body and he is left a scrawny cat. Oh how the mighty have fallen. No one will be scared of him now.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, we now have a new most feared and evil being in the universe and I believe it is Dabura. However, one can't help but ask themselves will Vegita be considered the most feared villain in the universe if he defeats Dabura. I'm afraid I can't tell you. I simply don't know. Only time will tell. I just can't stop thinking about that poor kitty cat. All of his hair is gone. My eyes just tear up at the thought of that poor little creature. I'm sorry folks; I won't be able to continue your play by play coverage of this fantastic fight between the two remaining evil and feared villains. When I think of that poor animal I just get all misty eyed. I need to leave. As far as I am concerned this fight is a draw and we can determine who the most feared villain in the universe is next week. This is Baron Harkonen, that sensitive announcer you have all come to know and love, signing out.

Notes:
Vegita tied with Dabura. PL raised by 578.
Puaru was defeated by Dabura. PL raised by 367.
Dabura defeated Puaru, but tied Vegita. PL raised by 3,455.

2) Vegita Ou vs. Goku: Spar
It was a quiet, sunny Sunday on Master Roshi's small island. Not much had been happening and Roshi is quite pleased by this. He is currently sitting outside in a lawn chair, enjoying the cool ocean breeze, sipping on a tall glass of ice tea, and taking in the sun. After nearly an hour, a shadow moves over Roshi. "What in tarnation?" he shouts, his eyes still half-closed by the light. A tall, muscular figure stands over him, casting a shadow over the aged one. "What do you want?" Roshi asks the man. "Get up, old man. It's time for you to continue training me," Vegita Ou tells him. Roshi stares up at the Saiya-jin for a few seconds, then brakes out into laughter. "You expect me to do what you say because you're the king of the Saiya-jin, don't you? Well, let's get one thing straight buddy. You're on my island now and I'll train you whenever I feel like it!" Roshi shouts. Vegita Ou remains quiet for a few seconds, staring into the old man's eyes. "Now!" the Saiya-jin reiterates. Roshi jumps out of the chair, scared out of his mind. They head down to the waterfront where they start training.

After a while, a whistling catches Vegita Ou's ear. He looks around for its source, finding Goku. "Damn low-level Saiya-jin scum. Always prancing about, whistling there happy, little heads off. It's time to show them that life isn't as fun as they think it is," he tells himself. "What was that?" Roshi asks. "Nothing, human. Stay here. This won't take long," Ou tells him. Half a second later, Goku is seen flying out to sea after an energy blast explodes at his feet. A few moments later, Vegita Ou walks back over to Roshi. "Back already?" the old man asks. "I told you it wouldn't take very long," Vegita Ou replies.

Notes:
Vegita Ou won one Spar. PL raised by 1,444.
Goku lost one Spar. PL raised by 312.

1) Koola vs. Gohan: Battle
As Gohan stands in the open field taking a break from his hard days of training, Koola watches over him. "Hah! I’ll show this Saiyan kid that a warrior needs more than hard training to be a good fighter." Just then Koola sprouts out an extra set of arms and begins to make his way to the back of Gohan.

As Koola reaches out to grab Gohan, the Saiyan quickly twists around and delivers a crushing kick into Koola’s chin. "You are pathetic trying to win a fight by sneaking up on me. I’ll show you not to mess with me," Gohan stammers as he gets into a fighting stance. Gohan then waits a little and charges at Koola, throwing several punches at him. As Gohan’s fist approach Koola he quickly knocks them away with his extra set of arms and then uses his other set of arms to grab Gohan by the shoulders.

After grabbing Gohan, he throws him into the air and shoots an energy blasts at him. Gohan tumbles to the ground and looks up to see Koola walking towards him. He tries to get up but he’s just to fatigued he can’t and falls back on the ground. Koola walks over to Gohan and checks his pockets to find some zeni and walks away content with his new earnings.

Notes:
Koola won one Battle. PL raised by 2,957. He stole 125 Zeni.
Gohan lost one Battle. PL raised by 370. He lost 125 Zeni.