To battle, e-mail me. If you beat your opponent in battle, you can steal zeni, items, and/or one dragonball if you are evil. If you are neutral, you can also take these things, but you will get less. If you are good, you can only take a dragonball.

71) Raditsu vs. Nappa: Boss Battle
Nappa used a GooHF card and left the Planet with Vegita Ou. Raditsu could not catch them in time.
Notes:
Raditsu won by default. PL raised by 0.
Nappa ran away from Raditsu. PL raised by 0.

70) Tenshinhan and Cell vs. Henchman #1: Boss Battle
"You stay back and watch, I'll take him alone." Tenshinhan says to Shakira, then steps forward and taps henchman #1 on the shoulder. "TAG! YOUR IT!" he yells, then runs away. #1 looks up quizzically, "Huh?" then gets it, "Oh!" and chases off after him.

Suddenyl Cell runs up. "Hey, wait for me! I wanna help kill him!" He starts running after #1, but before he gets anywhere, Shakira tackles him(not exactly a BAD thing, considering her figure.. BUT..) and puts him in a headlock. "HEY! I wanna help!" he says, quickly running out of air. "Sorry, his fight, and now your mine!" Sadly, Cell doesnt last long under the pressure Shakira gives him, and he blacks out. "I'll let him live, but next time he should learn to stay out of other peoples fights."

Meanwhile Henchman #1 still hasnt tagged Tien. "Come ON slowpoke!" Tien mocks, dancing around and sticking his tounge out, then runs off faster than #1 can catch up.

After an Hour, #1 falls on the ground, exhausted. Tien comes up, "Ah, too bad 'ol buddy, you lose." Then Tenshinhan swiftly breaks the poor exhausted henchman's neck, sending him forever into the Home For Infinate Losers.
Notes:
Tenshinhan killed Henchman #1. PL raised by 138,137.
Shakira defeated Cell. PL raised by 82,625.
Cell was defeated by Shakira. PL raised by 10,328.
Henchman #1 was killed by Tenshinhan. PL raised by 9,209. He was sent to HELL.

69) Goku and Koola vs. Piccolo: Sneak Battle
Piccolo was standing out signing autographs for his new book, Certain shades of Green, The piccolo story. Little did Piccolo know there were two people watching him. These people were none other than Goku and Koola. Once the crowd cleared, Goku walked out and tapped Piccolo on the shoulder. Piccolo turned around, thinking it was another fan, but instead got a quick jab to the nose.

"What the hell! Goku why'd you hit me!?" Piccolo said, rubbing his nose. "You've been stealling my thunder! Nobody comes to see me anymore, its just you, you, YOU! Do you think people even noticed my lastest novel, The Tell Tale Tail?! No! Because he had to put out another award winning auto-biography!" Goku growled. Piccolo shrugged and turned around, knowing Goku wasn't a threat to him. This angered Goku, so he called out his partner in crime, Koola, who jumped from behind a book stand and tackled Piccolo.

"This is for making me look bad on public televison!" Koola shouted as he punched Piccolo repeatdly across the face. Piccolo was surprised at first but then started fighting back, and was kicking Koola's ass, but then Goku started whistling and Piccolo lost his momentum. After an hour of whistling and stomping Goku and Koola walked off, after thrashing Piccolo and his book, to have a ice cream sundae.
Notes:
Goku helped defeat Piccolo. PL raised by 21,039.
Koola helped defeat Piccolo. PL raised by 21,039.
Piccolo was defeated by Goku and Koola. PL raised by 2,630.

68) Goku Jr. vs. Vegita Jr. vs. Tares: Battle
Vegita Jr. and Tares decided to have a battle one day, and asked Goku Jr. to join in. Goku made up some excuse as to why he couldnt show up, then ran off to make some plans of his own.

The day of the battle arrived, Tares and Vegita Jr. were primed and ready, but before they could start, a large explosion under each of them sent them flying into the air. Goku Jr. quickly ran out of hiding and attacked each one seperately, defeateing both easily. thus, Goku Jr. was able to beat his slightly more powerful buddies.
Notes:
Goku Jr. defeated Tares and Vegita Jr. PL raised by 93,648.
Vegita Jr. was defeated by Goku Jr. PL raised by 5,285.
Tares was defeated by Goku Jr. PL raised by 5,351.

67) Majin Buu vs. Brolli: Spar
Notes:
Majin Buu fought to a tie with Brolli. PL raised by 50,747.
Brolli fought to a tie with Majin Buu. PL raised by 31,383.

66) Trunks vs. Janemba vs. Bardock vs. Goten: FFA Spar
Notes:
Trunks defeated Goten. PL raised by 82,504.
Janemba defeated Bardock and was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 31,178.
Bardock was defeated by Janemba. PL raised by 10,680.
Goten defeated Janemba and was defeated by Trunks. PL raised by 61,843.

65) Raditsu vs. Vegeta: Boss Battle
Well, you can GUESS what happened here today. Vegita got all gussied up in a tuxedo for his funeral, he had a preacher and everything, dug a hole(Roshi wasnt too fond of the grave being on his Island, but ohwell), laid in his coffin, blah blah blah. After the services, he went and fought with Raditsu. So, we dont need to hold any funeral for him, he did it himself first.

Just one thing... WHO'S NEXT?!?!?!?!
Notes:
Raditsu killed Vegita. PL raised by 74,104.
Vegita was killed by Raditsu. PL raised by 12,165. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

64) Janemba, Goten, Trunks, Piccolo, Koola(Bardock Sneak vs. Koola) and Cell vs. Henchman #1: Boss Battle
How totally rude of these guys.. I mean look, heres what happened...

Henchman #1, first of all.. look at the name... Can you imagine the NAMES he must have been called as a kid!? Anyway, #1 was just minding his own business, wondering through the trees killing animals when these six guys all leap out of the bushes and land on him. He fought bravely of course, but this green thing had one leg, another green thing and some weird whitish thing with a tail had the other, a dude with purple hair was holding one of his arms behind his back, and a giant marshmellow was swallowing the other, and getting more powerful as he grew older. Then this really short kid with bad hair cam out and started beating him up. What would you have done?

Well, what #1 did was launch a big bang attack into the marshmellow, knocking him off his arm, but only making the thing mad, then kicked the green and white things off his leg. With his free hand he punched the bad-hair dude in the face and kicked him in a rather sensitive spot, then he pried the purple-hair dude off his arm and killed the other green thing with the shell that had his leg. But, sadly, while he was crushing the green-shell-with-tail thing, the marshmellow, purple-hair dude, and bad-hair dude all launched some varied attacks at him, the other green thing, the white thing, and some dude with a scar on his cheek helped with some lesser-powered attacks. Somehow the dieing remains of the shell-thing also launched something, it might have been spit... I dont know.

Well, #1 didnt see much of anything after that cause he was dead, but I saw it. They laughed about it and patted each other on the back, and said bye to their dead comrade. So, all these weird-and-rude dudes all killed poor-old #1... mean ain't it?
Notes:
Janemba helped kill Henchman #1. PL raised by 38,185.
Goten helped kill Henchman #1. PL raised by 47,731.
Trunks helped kill Henchman #1. PL raised by 38,185.
Piccolo helped kill Henchman #1. PL raised by 38,185.
Koola helped kill Henchman #1. PL raised by 38,185.
Bardock helped kill Henchman #1. PL raised by 38,185.
Cell was killed by Henchman #1, but helped kill him. PL raised by 47,731. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Henchman #1 was killed/defeated by: Janemba, Goten, Trunks, Piccolo, Koola, Bardock and Cell. PL raised by 7,955. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

63) Nappa vs. Vegita Ou: Battle
Everyone at Master Roshi's island was being killed and without Shakira there everyone had to resort to getting Roshi's magazines. Nappa wanting to enjoy his last few days of life was desperatly searching for them. He soon found Vegeta ou up in a tree with all the magazines. Vegeta Ou was using Shiyoken so he could have twice the fun with 4 hands.

" Vegeta Ou!!!! Share damn you!!" Nappa shouted but vegeta ou ignored him obvoiusly in the zone at the moment with his baby lotion. So Nappa in a fit of rage used bakahatsuha and blew the tree down which just happen to fall on top of Vegeta Ou knocking him out. Nappa then hurried off with all the magazines and sticky baby lotion containers.
Notes:
Nappa defeated Vegita Ou. PL raised by 4,589.
Vegita Ou was defeated by Nappa. PL raised by 382.

62) Tares vs. Goku Jr. vs. Vegita Jr.: Spar
Notes:
Tares tied Goku Jr. and Vegita Jr. PL raised by 6,585.
Goku Jr. tied Tares and Vegita Jr. PL raised by 5,502.
Vegita Jr. tied Tares and Goku Jr. PL raised by 6,504.

61) Brolli vs. Majin Buu: Spar
Buu got REALLY mad and went Majin.. scary..
Notes:
Brolli was defeated by Majin Buu. PL raised by 6,324.
Majin Buu defeated Brolli. PL raised by 67,998.

60) Raditsu vs. Tenshinhan and Shakira: Boss Battle
Radistu cold-bloodedly murdered Tenshinhan and Shakira today as they trained together on Master Roshi's small Island Paradise, now I small Island Blood Bath.

Tenshinhan and Shakira put up a brave fight, but alas, they were not strong enough to overcome the awesome power weilded by the might Radistu. Will no-ine step forth that can stop this Monsters reign of terror!?!

Where are Brolli and Majin Buu, the most powerful fighters left alive?! Alas, we on Earth may never know, for Raditsu appears to be prparing to Martyr all inhabitants of Roshis Island, then what? Will he move on to the other inhabitants? or try to blow up the planet? We may never know until it is too late... it is a black time for Earth....
Notes:
Raditsu killed Tenshinhan and Shakira. PL raised by 150,000.
Tenshinhan was killed by Raditsu. PL raised by 18,491. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Shakira was killed by Raditsu. PL raised by 18,443. She was sent to the Next Dimension.

59) Nail vs. Bardock vs. Trunks vs. Goten: FFA Battle
One afternoon Goten was out in the field training when Bardock happened to come across the young'n, and decided to have some fun. Meanwhile Trunks was spying on Bardock who was spying on Goten. Little did those two know but Nail was spying on the both of them as they spied on each other and Goten. So as soon as Bardock decided to make his move, Trunks jumped out and attacked, at the same time Nail made his move.

He used Zanzoken to whip across and hit Trunks in the back with a loud SMACK! Bardock turned around in shock, and Goten was even more surprised to see the three fighters standing above him on the ledge. He charged up a massive Chou Kamehameha and launched it at the three of them. Each beam hit one of the fighters, knocking out Nail and Bardock. Trunks got angry and flew down at Goten, but he dodged the attack and launched a Kamehameha at Trunks' back. Trunks went sprawling over a cliff and went out of the fight for good.
Notes:
Nail was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 263.
Bardock was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 456.
Trunks was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 2,082.
Goten defeated Nail, Bardock and Trunks. PL raised by 36,410.

58) Piccolo vs. Koola: Sneak Battle
Today on Jerry Springer show we discuss what it takes to be a planetary menace, and our guest is none other than Koola!

"Hello Jerry its nice to be here." Koola grins.

"Well Koola can you tell us a little bit about yourself. How did you get into the galactic take-over business?"

"Well, Jerry, it all started when I was little boy. My father always told me I was going to be a tyrant, just like him, and under his great eyes I became one." Koola laughs a bit as the crowd boos somewhat, but with a quick stare they start clapping.

"Koola, have you ever thought about what would happen when your bad karma catches up to you?"

"I could care less Jerry, I'm unstoppable. Just ask the pathetic people on Namek if I cared when I screwed up their filthy planet. Hahahahahaha!" Koola laughs, then suddenly a voice from the back stage yells.

" Your going to pay for what you did to my planet koola!!!!!" Piccolo shouted as he ran by the guards and grabbed a chair. Koola turned around but not in time to avoid the hard wooden chair across the back of the head that sent him rolling off the stage, unconscious.

"I'm going to kill you Koola! I'm going to kill you!!!!" Piccolo yelled as Steve and the other guards grabbed him and dragged him away.

Hmmm.... This has been one heck of show. Well as for my final thoughts don't take over a planet unless you want to get hit over the head with a chair.

Good-bye folks and join me next week when we discuss Scientist's and animal fetishes.
Notes:
Piccolo defeated Koola. PL raised by 2,000.
Koola was defeated by Piccolo. PL raised by 250.

57) Majin Buu vs. Brolli: Spar
Notes:
Majin Buu was defeated by Brolli. PL raised by 7,654.
Brolli defeated Majin Buu. PL raised by 23,766.

56) Janemba vs. Cell vs. Vegita vs. Nappa: Spar
Notes:
Janemba defeated Nappa and was defeated by Vegeta. PL raised by 6,245.
Cell was defeated by Vegita. PL raised by 2,250.
Vegita defetaed Cell and Janmeba. PL raised by 50,198.
Nappa was defeated by Janemba. PL raised by 3,253.

55) Goku Jr. vs. Tares vs. Vegita Jr.: Spar
Notes:
Goku Jr. was defeated by Tares. PL raised by 1,160.
Tares defeated Goku Jr. and was defeated by Vegita Jr. PL raised by 6,771.
Vegita Jr. defeated Tares. PL raised by 5,800.

54) Raditsu vs. Kuririn: Boss Battle
Raditsu killed Kuririn in a manner so painful we cannot describe it here.
Notes:
Raditsu defeated Kuririn. PL raised by 87,919.
Kuririn died painfully at the hand of Raditsu. PL raised by 16,485. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

53) Nappa and Vegita Ou vs. Skyglider and Zaabon: Sneak Battle
Nappa and Vegita Ou decided one day to go visit Zaabon at the beach, bringing Skyglider along with them. When Skyglider went to announce there arrival to Zaabon, they attacked. poor Skyglider and Zaabon ran with all their might, doing their best to get away from the maniacle laughing of the two crazed fighters.

In an atempt to go faster, Zaabon took off his armor and tossed it behind him, where it smacked Vegita Ou in the face. Then he threw his sword back, it hit Nappa in the shoulder blade first, where it stayed. He tripped once, and dropped some of his zenni.

Skyglider, getting angry at his master, decided to quit. Because he was so slow, he started throwing the only thing he had, his zenni.

A short while later Nappa and Vegita Ou are still chasing Zaabon and Skyglider, and dodging flying pieces of zenni, when something terrible happened. A pained scream from the direction of Roshi's Island is heard, then a large Ki blast slams into the beach near the running warriors. Nappa and Vegits Ou get knocked unconscious, Zaabon and Skyglider get launched a half mile in the direction they were previously heading, then get up and continue running, never to be seen again.
Notes:
Nappa tied one battle. PL raised by 1,357. Gained a Sword and 500 zenni.
Vegita Ou tied one battle. PL raised by 1,357. Gained 2nd class Saiya-Jin armor and 900 zenni.
Skyglider tied one battle. PL raised by 1,858. Lost 1,000 zenni, and left the services of Vegita Ou.
Zaabon tied one battle. PL raised by 1,858. Lost 2nd class Saiya-Jin Armor, Sword, and 600 zenni.

52) Goten vs. Tares and Goku Jr.: Sneak Battle
Unwritten
Notes:
Goten tied one battle. PL raised by 2,426.
Tares tied one battle. PL raised by 4,357.
Goku Jr. tied one battle. PL raised by 4,357.

51) Buu vs. Brolli: Spar
Notes:
Buu defeated Brolli. PL raised by 35,095.
Brolli was defeated by Buu. PL raised by 3,559.