To battle, e-mail me, making sure to put your whole character name as the title. And put the whole character name of the person you want to spar or fight. Also mention your team(if any). If you beat your opponent in battle, some zeni, some items, and one dragonball (if applicable) will be taken from you if you are evil. Less if you are neutral, and just a dragonball will be taken if you are good.
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100) Goku vs. NPI Vegita Ou: NPI Spar
Goku had faced Vegita Ou twice already. Both times he had lost when that cocky bastard used Moon Ball. The pattern was always the same. They would spar for a few minutes, nothing serious would happen, and then Vegita would throw a Moon Ball into the air. Goku would lose and Vegita would lecture him about it for the next three days.
As bad as the last two battles were, Goku could sense that this one was going to be worse. They had been sparring for about ten minutes and any minute now Vegita would throw that damn Moon Ball into the air. That would be the end of this battle. Goku couldn't defeat Vegita last week in Oozaru and he wouldn't be able defeat him this week. He just didn't have the control.
And as Goku pondered what to do, in his mind this seemed best. He would beguile Vegita into not using Moon Ball, then he would have a chance for they would be on even ground. (I'm sorry. I thought this was the Odyssey and I was writing about Odysseus.)
Goku knew that if Vegita used Moon Ball he was done so he proceeded to taunt the temperamental, honor bound, Saiya-jin Warrior. Saying that he must truly be weak if could not defeat a low class Saiya-jin Warrior without using Moon Ball. Telling him that in his weakness he was a disgrace to their entire race, well what's left of it since Furiza destroyed their race. I mean it was hard enough resurrecting Vegita Ou and Nappa, do you know how hard it would have been to resurrect the entire Saiya-jin Race. Those of us at dbgladiator have lives you know. Well I do anyway, I'm not so sure about Buu.
To make a long story short, Goku's verbal abuse worked and Vegita Ou charged our hero. Within the blink of an eye, the two Saiya-jin's are engaged in bitter combat. Vegita's anger gives him an edge Goku was unprepared to deal with and he is put on the defensive as he blocks and dodges for all he's worth. What seems like hours later to Goku, Vegita leaves himself open and Goku delivers a punch to Vegita's chest, stopping him in his tracks with a look of complete disbelief. Vegita simply stands there, unable to comprehend what Goku has just done.
And Goku looks on in mute astonishment. With one punch he stopped Vegita, wounding him much deeper than he had ever thought possible. Today, he truly had learned something about his teacher.
Notes:
Goku won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 165,897.
99) Goku Jr. vs. Black Sanbou: Boss Battle
"Dammit. Damn it all to hell. Red Sousui is dead. Fuck," Black Sanbou says to himself. He sets the small note back onto his desk and spins around in his chair. As he looks out his window over the city, he begins to think to himself. "How the hell did this happen? He was supposed to be under the tightest security. Damn it. Now I'll have to find another figure-head. Fuck. At least Sargeant Purple is on schedule." He pulls out another note. "We are close to finding Hildegarn. Violet thinks we should find him within a month. I'll keep you informed," Sanbou reads outloud. "Thank God someone can do their job right. Fuck. This whole mess has got me stressed out," he says as he looks at his watch. "And I don't have time to get a message. Damn. I better go see if that worthless Cadet has found out any more information."
Sanbou gets out of his chair and heads out of his office. He walks down some halls until he gets to a small, computer filled room. He walks over to a man sitting in a chair. "So, what's new?" Sanbou asks. "Well, it seems that our Commander was killed by this man," the Cadet says. He presses a button and a blurry picture of non-SSJ Brolli appears on the screen. "So, who is he?" Black Sanbou asks. "Our Blue force on Planet Vegita reports that his name is Brolli and he's a Saiya-jin. The remaining White force on Yardart has confermed this," the Cadet says. "Well, good work. Keep me informed of any new news," Black Sanbou replies. "Yes sir!" the Cadet shouts. Black Sanbou walks our of the room shaking his head. "I really hate this military," he says to himself.
He continues down some more halls until he comes to the elevators. He clicks the down button and the doors open. He steps in and presses "1". The door slide shut without a sound and the elevator begins to lower. After nearly 40 floors, it comes to a halt. The doors open and a "ding" is emmited. Black Sanbou steps out and walks down yet another hall. He continues until he gets to the break room. He enters it and walks over to some vending machines. He digs around in his pocket for some change, but finds he's a nickle short. Sanbou turns around and finds a man sitting a table. "Hey, do you got a nickle that I can borrow?" he asks the back of the guy's head. "Sure," he replies in a child-like voice. A nickle flies over the wild-haired man's head and lands in Sanbou's hands. "Thanks," Sanbou says as he starts to deposit the money. "Kids these days. So rebellious with their hair and clothing." After inserting the fifty cents, he presses the button marked C, then 9. An extrememly small bag of chips begins to move, but gets stuck. "Damn it! Just my luck!" Sanbou shouts. He starts to shake the machine in hopes that the chips will free themselves.
After a few minutes, he gives up. "I don't suppose you have the key to this thing?" Sanbou asks the stranger. "Sure," he replies as he gets out of his chair. He turns around and a large blade of energy extends from his hand, striking the lock on the machine. He turns it and the door opens. "Thanks man," Sanbou says as he grabs his chips. He begins to leave the room when a thought hits him. "Wait a minute, don't I know him from some place?" He stops halfway through the door and takes a step back. He looks at the short man and finally realizes he's actually a kid. After a few more seconds, Sanbou's bag hits the floor and Sanbou takes off down the hall. Goku Junior smiles and begins to walk after him. Junior makes it to the door just in time to see Sanbou turn a corner. Goku Junior takes off down the hall, hoping he won't lose his opponent in the maze of halls.
After several intense minutes of playing Goldeneye 007, the chase continues. Black Sanbou finally makes it to his destination: a storage garage. He starts digging around as Junior walks in. "Hello? Is anyone here?" Junior asks. "No one butt us crickets," a voice answers. "Oh, okay," Junior says as he turns around to leave. "Wait a second," Junior says as he realizes the truth. He spins around to find Black Sanbou holding what looks to be a small remote control. "Now I shall finally be able to kill you Goku!" Sanbou shouts. "Damn, why does everyone think I'm that idiot?" Junior asks himself. "Maybe it's my hair." Black Sanbou begins to laugh as he clicks on the only button on the remote. Nothing happens. "Huh?" Sanbou asks. He clicks it again. Still nothing. "Damn!" he says as he clicks it over and over. He flips the remote over and opens it up, finding there isn't a battery. He then remembers that Blue General borrowed it for a toy or something. "Shit!" he shouts.
Meanwhile, Goku Junior continues to think of how he could get rid of the Goku look. By now, he has sat down on the floor and is deep in thought. A loud "schink" pulls him back into the real world. He looks at Black Sanbou who has pulled out a sword and seems to be wearing some Saiya-jin armor. "Hmm, interesting," Junior says. "I wonder where he got those." Suddenly, Black Sanbou charges, swinging his sword around. Junior's eyes widen as he is barely able to dodge the man's strikes. "Whoa! This guy's fast!" Junior thinks as little bits of his hair hit the floor. Sanbou shouts as he goes for the death strike. Junior shouts "Time Freeze" and takes a deep breath. Time freezes, the sword milimeters away from Junior's head. Junior jumps back and pulls his hands to his side. "Kame. Hame," he thinks. He releases his breath to the word "ha" and snaps his hands forward. Sanbou's lunge continues, hitting nothing but air. He look up just in time to get hit by the massive blast. Sanbou is thrown back into a large pile of junk, his sword flying into the right-hand wall.
Goku Junior walks in the direction Sanbou flew, hoping he's still there. However, by now, Black Sanbou has recovered and is opening gadget after gadget, looking for a single C size battery. After a few tries, he finally finds one and pops open his remote. He inserts the battery as Junior comes flying into view. Junior lands and Sanbou points the remote at him. "Not again," Junior says. "Ha! Now you will die!" Sanbou shouts. He clicks the button once more, but this time something happens. The junk pile that they are standing on begins to shake, slowly at first, but quickly building in intensity. After a few seconds, a glass dome pops out of the heap and closes over Black Sanbou. A few moments later, a huge robot stands in front of Junior.
"Ha ha ha! You best run now!" Sanbou shouts. "Damn. Where did this thing come from? Oh well, I'll just have to kick its ass now," Junior tells himself. Junior charges the massive robot, tossing a small energy blast at it. The blast hits, sending dust and smoke everywhere. However, as it clears, Junior finds that the armored suit isn't even scratched. "Ha ha ha! Pathetic! Try this!" Sanbou says as he pulls a lever. Several small panels slide open, revealing about a hundred or so missiles. He pulls the trigger and the missiles fly towards the short warrior. Outside the building, we see several large explosions, followed by the collapse of the entire 40+ story skyscraper. As the dust clears, we see Sanbou's robot standing over the rubble. "Ha ha ha! I won!" he says as he jumps up and down. However, his celebration is cut short as a large portion of the rubble begins to rise into the air. An explosion sends debris flying as Junior makes his way back to the surface. He stares at Black Sanbou.
"So, you wanna play with big toys, that's fine by me," he says. Junior raises a hand in front of him and forms a small white ball off energy. "However, be prepared for the consequences." Junior throws the ball of energy into the air. After a few seconds, he shouts "Moon ball explode!" The small enegy ball explodes, covering the area in white light. Goku Junior begins to change almost instantly. "What in the heck?" Black Sanbou asks as Junior grows in size and shape. Moments later, Junior is in Oozaru form, dwarfing the once huge robot. Oozaru Goku Junior looks down on Sanbou with what looks like a slight grin on his face. "So, this is the alternate form that Saiya-jins can have, huh? Hmph, I'm not impressed," Sanbou says. "Well, allow me to impress you!" Junior shouts, his deep voice echoing over the land. Junior lifts a foot and brings it down on top of the robot. However, Sanbou easily dodges the attempt. Junior continues to try and hit the annoying bot, but can't seem to land a single blow.
"I told you that I wasn't impressed. In fact, I'm actually getting quite bored with this," Sanbou tells Junior. As Junior makes another strike, Sanbou dodges per usual. This time, however, he moves behind the large ape. He click a small button and an enormous pair of scissors extends out of a small panel. Pain rings through Junior's mind as his tail hits the ground. The scissors retract as Junior begins to shrink once more. After a few moments, Junior is back to his old, short self and is standing there in his birthday suit. Black Sanbou looks down on him and presses another button. Every last panel on the robot opens, exposing several hundred, maybe even thousand, weapons. Sanbou begins to laugh manically as he squeezes the trigger. Several machine guns open up and the air is filled with missiles of all shapes and sizes. Though still tired from his change, Junior still has the strength to dodge. He weaves back and forth, dodging missile after missle. However, with his attention on the incoming missiles and bullets, he cannot see the massive cannon (we're talking Evangelion sized here) taking aim. Seconds later, an enormous "boom" fills the air, sending shock waves throughout the area. The twenty-foot blast engulfs the poor Saiya-jin, completely erasing his very existance. As the smoke, dust, debris, and what ever else clears, Sanbou finds the entire area completely destroyed, along with his foe. "Muah ha ha! I did it! I killed Goku! Ha ha ha ha ha!" His laughter fills the air as he walks away.
Notes:
Goku Jr. lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 36,323. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Black Sanbou won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 232,458. He killed Goku Junior.
98) Tenshinhan vs. NPI Vegita: NPI Spar
Tenshinhan and Vegita face off. Vegita, being the dirty fighter he is, gives Tien a swift kick to the nuts. However, since Tien has been in so many porn magazines and has his own video series, he has balls of steel. Vegita hops away holding his bruised foot as Tien sprouts two new arms. Tien advances on Vegita readying two Kikohos. Vegita is still hoping back as Tien releases the two blasts, one at Vegita’s head, the other at his crotch. Vegita suddenly leaps into the air, avoiding both blasts, and powers up a Galick-Ho. Flustered at missing, Tien can only watch as the ball of energy glows and grows in Vegita’s hands. Releasing the energy blast, Vegita flies around to Tien’s backside so that once the blast connects, it’ll send Tien flying back towards another attack. The blast nears Tien and Vegita watches with amusment as Tien simply stands and watches his own death. Landing just before the Galick-Ho reaches Tien, Vegita is stupefied as Tien sidesteps the blast, allowing it to continue forward and engulf Vegita. Tien jumps onto Vegita, pinning him down with two arms and bloodying Vegita up with the other two. Tien walks away from the battered Vegita and is struck in the ass by a weak energy blast. Tien turns to find Vegita struggling to maintain consciousness but still attempting to fight. As Vegita readies another Galick-Ho, Tenshinhan crosses his arms and waits. Just as Vegita is about to release the blast Tien stops his breathing and holds his breath, freezing time. A look mixed with anger, pain, and confusion is frozen on Vegita’s face as he holds the glowing ball of energy. Tien flies forward, picks up Vegita, and flies up into the sky. Finding a suitable place, Tien places Vegita just right, facing a stone cliff at its base, and flies away. Nearly blue with lack of oxygen, Tien waits until he’s far enough away and looks back towards where he placed Vegita. Letting out his breath, Tien sees the explosion and marvels at the hole in the cliff after the dust clears. "Hopefully Vegita will be able to unearth himself quickly enough to continue training tomorrow," Tien thinks as he flies away.
Notes:
Tenhsinhan won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 225,198.
97) Brolli vs. White Colonel: Boss Battle
Brolli had been torturing White Colonel for quite some time now and frankly he was growing bored. Sure, the Colonel's screams brought a smile to Brolli's face at first, but now they were growing rather old. The Colonel had been crying for several hours and whenever Brolli came near he would start to scream. All Brolli had to do was walk up to him and say Boo and the Colonel would scream. The first time this had happened Brolli almost jumped with joy. However, now it was simply annoying him. How was he supposed to torture his victim if the Colonel started to scream before he Brolli could do anything to him. The whole situation was entirely annoying.
And with that Brolli ended White Colonel's life.
Notes:
Brolli won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 25,000. He killed White Colonel.
White Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
96) Piccolo vs. Kuririn vs. Guido vs. Francoise: FFA Spar
Somewhere in the cold, dark recesses of space, a single ship glides unnoticed through the limitless vacuum. Inside the large collection of metal and wires, four men (well, one man, two Saibamen, and a Namek) are training their bodies and souls. For the last week, they have been making there way to the small planet know as Yardart. Home to the Yardartians, it is under the rule of the Crimson Lords. The four fighters take a break from their gravity enhanced training. "Well, this is fun, isn't guys?" Kuririn asks his partners. Guido and Francoise just stand there, awaiting the next phase of training. "Hmm, you guys don't talk much, do ya?" he continues. "They're Saibamen," Piccolo adds. "I don't think they know how to talk." Guido and Francoise continue to stare at their owner. "Guess not. So, what now?" Kuririn asks Piccolo. "Well, I've turned off the gravity and got some drinks," he says as he tosses a bottled water to the other three. "How about a little spar?" Kuririn thinks for a second, then looks at his Saibamen. "Um, how will they know?" he asks. "I think they can understand English (really Japanese, but we won't go into that), just not speak it," Piccolo says. "Oh, you guys want to spar?" Kuririn asks. The two look at each other and nod.
After sipping away at their water and watching Piccolo guzzle his, Kuririn, Guido, and Francoise are ready. The four all stand at opposite corners of the ship, staring towards the center. "Well, I should concentrate on Piccolo since my Saibamen won't be a challenge," Kururin begins to think. "I just know that Kuririn will be coming after me. His Saibamen are weaker than Nappa's were," Piccolo tells himself. Hours seem to pass before Francoise becomes agitated and charges Guido. Piccolo and Kuririn watch as he runs in "slow motion". Guido charges as well and the two meet in the middle of the ship. They exchange puches and kicks for a few minutes, then back off. Kuririn takes this moment to charge Piccolo, blurring across the ship in seconds. As Guido and Francoise back away for each other, Kuririn flies in between them, slamming his fist into Piccolo's gut. Piccolo's eyes widen as he feels his insides twist around. He then finds himself flying across the floor as Kuririn kicks him in the side of the face. Piccolo slams into one of the walls and Kuririn turns to his Saibamen.
Guido and Francoise look at each other, then back to Kuririn. They suddenly charge him, knowing that they have no chance of winning. They throw punch after punch, but hit nothing but air. As Kuririn effortlessly dodges their assult, Piccolo pulls himself out of the wall. He rolls over onto his butt and looks towards Kuririn. "Damn, he's better than I would have thought. I'll have to do this the hard way," Piccolo tells himself as he gets back to his feet. He raises his arms in front of him and begins to charge up a ki blast.
By now, Kuririn has gotten quite bored with his playmates. With a single swipe of his hand, he sends Guido and Francoise reeling backwards. However, the two Saibamen recover quite quickly and are back on Kuririn within seconds. Kuririn continues to dodge when he feels a slight tingle in the back of his mind. He snaps his head towards Piccolo just in time to see him finish charging his Chobakuretsumaha. Piccolo snaps his hands forward and releases the mighty blast at Kuririn, Guido, and Francoise. "Shit! If that hits them, it'll kill em!" Kuririn thinks as he looks to his Saibamen. As the blast nears, Kuririn jumps in front of Guido and Francoise. Well, the blast hits and Kuririn absorbs most of the damage. However, the force of the explosion sends Guido and Francoise flying into a wall. Both fall to the floor unconscious.
Piccolo watches as his blast hits. He begins to breathe slow, deep breaths as he waits for the dust to clear. Once it finally does, he finds the two Saibamen unconscious, but Kuririn is no where to be found. "Hopefully I didn't vaporize the schmuck," Piccolo says. He feels a light tap on his shoulder and turns around to find Kuririn. "Schmuck?" the bald warrior asks as he slams his fist into Piccolo's gut once more. Piccolo falls back once more, landing on his boodie. Then with a single kick, Kuririn k-os the over-exerted Namek.
Notes:
Piccolo defeated Guido and Franscoise, but lost to Kuririn. PL raised by 16,712.
Kuririn defeated Piccolo. PL raised by 40,687.
Guido was defeated by Piccolo. PL raised by 6,510.
Francoise was defeated by Piccolo. PL raised by 6,510.
95) Majin Buu vs. White Admiral: Boss Battle
Let’s use logic here. Granted, logic doesn’t really exist in DBZ, but humor me. At this time, Majin Buu has a power level, base power level I might add, of 2,177,584. The White Admiral will attempt to defend himself with a base and max power level of 100,000. That’s less than five percent of Buu’s PL. Basically, the White Admiral is thrashing about his bed one stormy night. He sees visions of the Red Sousui’s death and wets the bed as Brolli turns to see him and charges. The Admiral looks around, frantically searching for a place to hide, but he sees he’s on an open plain with nowhere to go. He takes off, running blindly, his only thought is to get away from the fearful Brolli. The White Admiral opens his eyes to glance behind him, knowing Brolli will be there and will kill him and he’s not there. The Admiral is in a forest now. Confused, he ponders how in the hell he got away from Brolli. As he breathes a sigh of relief, a cackle sounds from above him. Terror strikes him instantly again as he looks up and sees, of all things, Majin Buu. Buu is roaring with murderous laughter as more hot urine drenches the Admiral’s pants. Buu silences himself, letting his voice echo for what seems like eternity. Frozen in place with fear, the White Admiral can only watch as Majin Buu leaps into a swan dive and closes in. Buu nears and the Admiral can see his eyes, actually see the fire and anger and insanity swimming in them. Buu opens his mouth to reveal razor sharp teeth, and those eyes, those eyes are his punishment for looking at those Tenshinhan porn magazines and for taking too long on the toilet. Buu all but upon him, the White Admiral screams and wakes up. His eyes quickly scan the dark room for anyone’s presence or movement. The Admiral lets out a long, long sigh and falls back onto his pillow. He shakes his head and can’t believe it was all just a dream. Looking down, the Admiral notices he has a hard on. "Odd," he thinks, but then a small chuckle issues from the foot of the bed. Hidden by the shadows, Majin Buu leans forward, "Are you really that happy to see me?" he asks. If any of you have seen the movie Event Horizon, you know what kind of torture and death takes place in that small bedroom. For those of you who have not seen it, don’t. What happened in the movie and what Buu did to that RR officer are not to be shared. Only a demon like Buu could understand torture and chaos of that nature.
Notes:
Majin Buu won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 50,000. He killed White Admiral.
White Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension through a false black hole created by the gravity drive of the Event Horizon.
94) Android #17 vs. NPI Android #16: NPI Spar
Android #17 faces #16. "Okay big guy, lets spar." "Do not underestimate your opponents #17." "Shut up and fight." 17 jumps forward and slams his fist into 16, 16 falls back and looks at 17. "I see you are dead-set on this, fine, lets fight. ROCKET PUNCH!!" 16's fists fly forward and slam into 17. As his fist fly back to him, he catches them under his arms. "HELLS FLASH!!!" The energy wave slams into 17, sending him stumbling back. Then 16 jumps forward and kicks 17 in the face, then slams into him, planting his fist in 17's gut.
17 reels back and looks at 16. "You attack hard, and fast, but I will NOT lose." 17 flys forward and kicks 16, then starts pounding him in the chest and face. A sudden explosion sends 17 flying back. "Oh, yea, Hells Flash.. forgot to attach my wrist firmly." 16 attaches both wrists again, and makes sure they stay attached. "Do you wish to continue, 17?" "I...WON'T...LOSE!!!" As 17 flys forward again, 16 blocks his punches, and slams both fists into 17. "ROCKET PUNCH!!" Both fists fly off, taking 17 with them. 16 retrieves his hands and snaps them back in place.
17 climbs back to his feet and looks at 16 through one bad eye. "You are fighting well. I will let you have the win, this time." "Ok, lets go back to your learning." 16 helps 17 back up to both feet, and they walk away, back to teaching 17 Hells Flash.
Notes:
Android #17 lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 522.
93) Brolli vs. Red Sousui: Boss Battle
Once again, we find the "great" leader of the Red Ribbon Army on the rack. "How can you keep doing this to yourself?" a Colonel asks. "Shut up fool! You don't know what it's like to be short! Now, pull that damn lever!" Sousui shouts. The Colonel does as he's told and the device activates. Several ropes, each attached to one of Sousui's arms or legs, tighten. Red Sousui grits his teeth, bearing the pain in hopes that it will make him taller. After a few minutes, the Colonel pushes the lever back to rest and the ropes loosen. Red Sousui falls to the ground, breathing heavily. The Colonel runs over to him and helps him to his feet. They remove the ropes and walk over to a wall. Several marks cover it, showing signs of growth. Red Sousui puts his back up to it as the Colonel pulls out a pen. He makes a small mark right over Sousui's head. Sousui steps forward and turns around. "Success! I've grown some!" Sousui screams. "Only about a centimeter," Red Colonel says under his breath. Red Sousui runs out of the room, feeling better about himself. The Colonel follows shortly after.
Meanwhile, Brolli has finished yet another day of intense training. He starts to think about his humiliating loss last week. We all know that it was a tie, but to a Saiya-jin Elite, it was a loss. He bursts Super Saiya-jin just thinking about that short dweeb. "That bastard will pay!" he shouts as he jumps into the air. He jets over the land, heading to where he feels a large number of higher fighting powers. "That's got to be their base," he tells himself. After a few minutes of supersonic flight, a large building comes into view over the horizon. An evil smile flashes across Brolli's face and he kicks up his speed a notch. Moments later, he arrives at the Red Ribbon Headquarters. As he lands outside, several guards pull out guns. "Stop, or we'll shoot!" they shout. Brolli just ignores them and continues walking towards the building. They open fire, only to have their bullets ricochet of the mighty Saiya-jin's skin. The guards fall one after another from their own bullets. Seconds later, Brolli kicks down the front door and goes inside.
By now, Red Sousui and Colonel are in the control room. Sousui looks at a moniter and watches the strange man that attacked him last week. "So he's back? Good, now I can defeat him!" Sousui shouts. "Why's that?" Colonel asks. "Because I'm taller!" Sousui answer. The Colonel falls to the ground in anime-esk style. A loud bang rings through the halls, sign of a forced entry. "What are you doing on the floor? Let's go get him!" Sousui yells. The Colonel gets off the ground and chases after the running Sousui. More explosions ring through the halls, getting closer and closer to the two army men. Suddenly, the right hand wall of the hall explodes, making Red Sousui and Colonel jump back. As the dust clears, a tall, black haired man stands in their path.
Brolli stands there, staring directly into Red Sousui's eyes. "Is this the guy?" the Colonel asks. "Yeah, let's get him!" Sousui shouts. They both charge the Saiya-jin, hoping they'll be able to defeat him. However, as they near, Brolli unfolds his tail and slaps the Colonel aside with it. As the Colonel slams into the left wall, Brolli blurs out of view, reappearing behind Sousui. "Where'd he go?" Red Sousui asks himself. He finds out quite quickly as he flies forward from a kick to his back. He slams into some debris as the Colonel jumps back into the fray. He charges once more, but is stopped by a simple backhand. The Colonel slams through the wall again as his leader climbs back to his feet. He turns around to find Brolli standing right next to him. He slowly raises his head and stares into the tall man's eyes. Brolli snaps his head down and stares back. Sousui's face covers in fright as Brolli grabs and tosses him through the ceiling. He then spins around and backhands the Colonel once more, sending him through the opposite wall this time.
Brolli then jumps into the air up through the hole Sousui made. As he lands on the next floor, he finds Red Sousui running away. Little beams of golden light begin to fly up all around Brolli as he powers up. He bursts Super Saiya-jin once more and darts after his foe. In the blink of an eye, Brolli's in front of him. Red Sousui falls back, coming to a sudden stop. He crawls along the floor, moving away from the golden haired warrior. His eyes shoot open and he reaches into his vest. He pulls out a small case and holds it up. "Ah ha! I thought I had these this time!" he says. Suddenly, the case disappears. "What the hell?" Sousui asks. He looks to where Brolli is, finding his case in the Saiya-jin's right hand. Brolli opens it up and looks inside. "So, this is where you've been keeping these things," he says as he snaps it shut. "Well, we can't have you just disappearing again, can we?" In one quick movement, Brolli crushes the case along with the capsules. Red Sousui rolls over and starts to run once more. However, he forgets about his hole from earlier and falls through, landing on the Colonel. He climbs off him and runs down the hall. "Huh?" the Colonel asks. He looks up and his eyes widen. The Colonel explodes into little pieces from an energy blast and Brolli hovers to the ground. As he watches Sousui run away, he takes a deep breath. Then he opens his mouth and fires an enormous ki blast. The camera follows the blast as it quickly catches up to the leader. Then, it jumps outside, where we see a large section of the base explode. Brolli waits for the dust to clear, then hovers high into the air. He raises his arms above his head and forms a small ball of energy between them. He looks down on the half destroyed building and grins widely. The ball suddenly increases in size a thousand fold. Brolli floats there for a second before tossing the ball down onto the building. As it slowly falls, Brolli disappears. Somewhere far off, he reappears and watches the fireworks, enjoying the slight tremble of the Earth.
Notes:
Brolli won two Boss Battles. PL raised by 334,082. He killed Red Sousui and Red Colonel.
Red Sousui lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Red Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
92) Uubu vs. NPI Gohan: NPI Spar
Uubu and Gohan faced off. Just as Uubu was about to charge his instructor, Gohan started to talk.
"You know Uubu, something confuses me, and this time I'm not talking about your name or even the spelling of your name. What gets me is that the description of your character says that you are the good-hearted human reincarnation of Majin Buu. Now, in and of itself this is fine, but what gets me is this. Actually, it's two things. First of all, Buu is still alive. He killed White General earlier today. So how can you be the reincarnation of Buu. But even more confusing is the good-hearted part. Your description says that you are good-hearted, but you're an evil character. I just don't get it. Damnit. I don't understand. And when I don't understand I get very angry. And when I get angry I take it out on other people. Other people like my students.
With that Gohan unleases a blood curdling scream charges Uubu, leveling a flying headbutt at his chest. Uubu manages to dodge Gohan's rage induced attack, and deliver a counterstrike of his own. Uubu connects a knee with Gohan's gut, sending him into the air. As Uubu waits for his teacher to come back to the ground, Gohan rights himself and yells "Masenko." Sending a blast of energy downward towards Uubu.
Uubu dives away from Gohan's energy blast and picks himself up off the ground prepared to fire his own energy blast back at Gohan, but not prepared for the punch Gohan was connecting with his head. Momentarily stunned, Gohan throws his student high up into the air to come crashing down in front of his capsule house, figuring that this way Uubu won't have to walk back for dinner. Gohan then lifts himself up off the ground and flies back home thinking about Uubu's name again. "How can you spell a word with three vowels and a consonant. Especially when the three vowels are all the same. It just doesn't make sense."
Notes:
Uubu lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 296.
91) Trunks vs. Red Admiral: Boss Battle
Trunks throws the beaten and battered Red Admiral to the ground and prepares to finish the miserable specimen with a burning attack. The Red Admiral had been unfortunate enough to be shopping in the same Priscilla’s that Trunks was working in. Trunks took the job just to see what kind of awful stuff people would actually buy and then laugh at them as they actually handed over money for the stuff. The Admiral had been mulling around in the back for a long time, trying to make up an important decision. Satisfied, with the decision that is, he sheepishly strolled up to the counter and layed a Red Sousui blow-up doll in front of Trunks. Trunks roared laughter and all the other customers, all two of them, rushed forward to see what was causing the uproar. Upon seeing the Red Sousui blow-up doll, the other two customers began to fight with the Red Admiral over the doll saying, "I’ve been looking for that for six months," or, "Why do you need this, you have the real thing?"
Frightened and embarrassed, the Red Admiral snatched up the packaged doll and ran out into the night. Trunks stopped laughing in time see the Admiral dash outside. Taking chase, Trunks thought, "Stupid fool! Another damn shoplifter." While in pursuit of the Admiral, Trunks powered up until he caught the unfortunate sex addict. In his panic and flight, the Admiral had not powered up and received blow after painful blow from Trunks. Now ready to deliver the final blow, Trunks touches his forefingers and thumbs to form a triangle, waves his arms, and is struck in the ass by a small energy blast. "Can’t let you just go around terrorizing my superior officers," sneers the Red Colonel. Trunks whirls and fires a quick energy blast that explodes and removes the Colonel’s lower left leg. Dazed, the Colonel hops forward, "I’m not down yet you bastard. Come get some!" Trunks merely shakes his head and readies a powerful kamehameha. Just about as the energy blast is ready, the clouds pull away and reveal the full moon. Still holding the blast, Trunks sees the moon and smiles at the doomed Colonel. Trunks grows in size and transforms into Oozaru form, still focusing on the tiny ant of matter in front of him. Suddenly the Red Admiral rises, as he was gathering himself this whole time, and shouts, "Over here you pitiful monkey!" Spinning, Trunks sees the Admiral and unknowingly releases the energy blast. The Admiral’s recovery is short lived as he is instantly vaporized by the blast. Trunks’ eyes follow the pretty light and watch in wonder as it flies across the sky. He feels a tickle on his tail and turns his head, only to find the Colonel attempting to pull the tail off. Trunks swats away the annoying bug and the Colonel crashes to the ground. Then seeing the bright red color of Priscilla’s, Trunks rampages over to the building and enjoys thoroughly demolishing it. On his way to Priscilla’s however, Trunks takes a second to uproot trees and squash anything running about on the ground wearing a red uniform.
Notes:
Trunks won two Boss Battles. PL raised by 75,000. He killed Red Admiral and Red Colonel.
Red Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Red Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
90) Goku vs. NPI Vegita Ou: NPI Spar
Goku and Vegita Ou square off in am empty field. "Ready to go down Vegita Ou?" Goku askes. "Bring it on, puny Saiya-jin." Goku jumps forward and slams his foot into Vegita's face, then leaps backwards. "RYUKEN!!" the blast slams through Vegita's Chest and wraps around him, then explodes in a bright flash of light. Vegita falls to one knee. "Pretty good Goku, but now you shall lose. MOON BALL!!" Vegita Ou launches the blue ball of light up into the air, then watches as Goku begins to transform while he himself transforms also.
The two Giant Monkeys stare at each other, then Goku snaps, he charges forward and swings at Vegita, but Vegita jumps back and blasts Goku, then he flys forward and slams into Goku. "Give it up Goku, you cant control your Oozaru form." Goku just roars and starts punching at Vegita. "Oh, you can't control yourself, how would you quit?" Vegita pounds on Goku some more, then destroys the Moon Ball, making them both transform back into their Saiya-jin bodies.
"Goku, you cannot win, give up." "Never. KA.. ME.. HA.. ME.. HAAAA!!!" The large blue blast streaks strait for Vegita, but he just dodges it. "You are too weak to beat me, give up now Goku." Goku attempts to charge at Vegita, but his strength doesnt hold, he collapses. "Fine, you win Vegita." Goku get up and walks away; Vegita Ou follows.
Notes:
Goku lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 42,538.
89) Majin Buu vs. White General: Boss Battle
"That's right boys: get to work. Red Sousi wants us whipped into a lean, mean, fighting machine, and I'm not about to disappoint him. Which means, you aren't going to disappoint me. So get cracking. Admiral #2, run laps. Cadet, run the obstacle course. Rookie, make sure he does everything right. No cheating. Colonel #2, go get me a glass of water. This work is making me thirsty. Soldier #1 start doing push ups......With me on your back."
Yes, it was a good day and all was going well. White General's new training regiment was really beginning to pay off. His men were in tip, top shape. "Red Sousi will really be happy with the work I've done," White General says to himself. "I'm surely going to get a promotion out of this. And better yet, a pay raise too." However, upon every parade some rain must fall, and today's rain came in the form of everyone's favorite pink marshmallow: Majin Buu. Yes our crazy pink friend has returned to Planet Yardart to rid his planet of the Red Ribbon Army Scum currently inhabiting it.
(And all that said, we will join our hero above White training ground.) Buu steadily lowers himself to the ground landing directly in front of White General, who is still sitting on top of Soldier #1. After landing Buu stands still for several moments waiting for someone to notice him, however no one does and he grows impatient. So he sticks his face directly in front of White General's nose and laughs. The selfsame maniacal laugh that Buu always seems to use. (I mean it works so well, why should he give it up?)
Back to the story: At the sight, or more accurately the sound of Buu, White General falls off of Soldier #1 onto his back in surprise. However, White General quickly recovers and calls his men to him. Seconds later, they are all there standing at attention, waiting for their orders. "Gentlemen," he says, "we have an intruder and it is your job to deal with him. Do you remember the exam I told you we would have at the end of training, well the time for your exam has come. If you defeat this individual, you will pass. I have the utmost faith in you. Your training has prepared you for anything. Now terminate this intruder."
Seconds later, the well oiled fighting force that is White Platoon has formed up in attack formation XJY 1377 and is prepared to attack on their General's command. "ATTACK," yells White General. Moments later White Platoon is down to a man. White Cadet is no where to be found. White Soldier #1 is lying lifelessly at Buu's feet and there is very little of White Admiral #2 left. Buu is holding the bloodied head of White Rookie in one hand and the rest of his body in the other. Buu throws White Admiral's corpse at the General's feet and his head into the General's arms. He catches the head without thinking. When he finally realizes what he is holding he lets out a terrified shriek and throws the head down. Buu lets a slight smirk cross his face at the General's terror. However, the smile quickly fades and Buu yells "Renzoku Energy Dan." Hundreds of energy blasts fly out of Buu's hands to intersect the General. Minutes, perhaps even hours later, Buu stops his attack and the charred corpse of White General sways in the breeze until he topples over to land in a heap on top of White Admiral.
Just then, White Colonel #2 emerges from the mess hall carrying a tray of lemonade for the General. Buu turns towards the late-comer and touches two fingers to his forehead and shouts Makankosappo. The spiral attack shoots towards the stunned White Colonel #2 who can only stand there in shock at the devastation that Buu has caused. Mere minutes later, after a dramatic slow motion sequence, the attack intersects White Colonel #2 punching through his body and killing him instantly.
Notes:
Majin Buu won, um let's see, six Boss Battles. PL raised by 282,500. He killed White General, White Admiral #2, White Colonel #2, White Soldier #1, White Rookie, and White Cadet.
White General lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
White Admiral #2 lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
White Colonel #2 lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
White Soldier #1 lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
White Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
White Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
88) Tenshinhan vs. NPI Vegetto: NPI Spar
Tenshinhan watches his teacher very closely. For the last two weeks, he has been training non-stop to learn a new move. Vegetto forms the sword with little to no concentration. "Okay, now you try," he tells the three eyed man. Tenshinhan closes his eyes and begins to focus his power. After a few seconds, a small ball of blue energy forms in his right hand. He raises his arm and points it in a random direction. He concentrates some more and it starts to grow in length. After a few more minutes, Tenshinhan has a ten foot blade of energy extending from his hand. He opens his eyes and the blade retracts. "Damn. That happens every time I lose focus," he says. "Yeah, just give it another day or two. Then you'll have it down," Vegetto tells him. "So, what now?" Tenshinhan asks. "Hmm, my Saiya-jin blood is telling me it wants a fight," Vegetto replies, his potala earings swinging in the breeze. "Great, so you want me to fight the fused form of Goku and Vegita?" Tenshinhan asks. "Sure. You don't get better by fighting amateurs," the Saiya-jin says. "True, shall we?" Tenshinhan asks. Vegetto grins and leads Tenshinhan to a remote area.
After about 30 minutes or so, Vegetto stops and falls to the ground; Tenshinhan follows in suit. The two stand there and look at each other. "So, I heard the you finally defeated Buu," Tenshinhan tells Vegetto. "Finally?" Vegetto asks. "Yeah, remember the last time you two fought? He aborbed you into himself," Tenshinhan tells him. "Don't remind me," the dual voiced warrior replies. Tenshinhan chuckles a little and then charges, blurring out of existance. Vegetto stands there for a second, then raised his arm, blocking Tenshinhan's kick. "How did he know I was here?" Tenshinhan asks himself. A micro-second later, Vegetto spins around and knocks his opponent's feet out from under him. Tenshinhan falls to the ground as Vegetto leaps into the air. "Renzoku Energy Dan!" Vegetto shouts as he brings his hands forward. Hundreds upon hundreds of small energy blasts errupt from the Saiya-jin's hands, heading straight towards the prone Tenshinhan. "Shit!" he thinks to himself. "What to do, what to do? I know!" Tenshinhan throws up a barrier around him. The blasts strike it, but none seem to penetrate. "Yes!" Tenshinhan thinks. After a few hundred, the Barrier begins to weaken. "Shit!" he thinks once more. The barrier shatters and the last 30 or so blasts strike. The explosions send dust flying up everywhere. Vegetto hovers to the ground and waits.
Several minutes later, the dust settles and Tenshinhan staggers back to his feet. He wipes some blood from the corner of his mouth, then takes a fighting stance. "You truely are a great fighter," Vegetto tells him. Tenshinhan grins and charges once more. He blurs across the battle field and slams his fist into Vegetto's face. The Saiya-jin's head snaps to the side, but seems otherwise unaffected. Tenshinhan then slams his fist into his gut, but to no avail. "Damn it! I hate Saiya-jins!" Tenshinhan thinks. Vegetto replies to Tenshinhan's assault with a simple roundhouse kick, sending Tenshinhan flying backwards. He hits a rock and comes to a complete stop. Tenshinhan slowly climbs back to his feet. "You've got spirit, Tenshinhan. That's something that we Saiya-jin admire most. However, spirit alone won't win a battle," Vegetto says. "How about numbers?" Tenshinhan asks as he spits into two. Those two then split, giving a total of four Tenshinhans. "Hmm, I haven't seen this move used since the battle with Nappa. I wonder why?" Vegetto asks himself. The four Tenshinhans charge, each blurring out of view. We see Vegetto ducking and dodging, but don't see what is trying to hit him. "Maybe it's because it splits up your PL," Vegetto concludes. In four quick movements, Vegetto knocks the four clones to the floor. They all look at Vegetto with shock written all over their faces. They get back to their feet, then merge once again.
"Well, that wasn't as successful as I thought it might be," Tenshinhan says. He then feels a slight tap on his shoulder. Tenshinhan spins around and fires an energy beam from his eyes. However, there's no one there. "Huh?" Tenshinhan asks himself. He feels another tap, so he spins around. Still no one. "What the hell is going on?" Suddenly, a lage ball of energy comes raining down on Tenshinhan. His eyes widen as he raises two fingers to his forehead. He thinks for a moment, then disappears, reappearing behind Vegetto. Vegetto spins around and blocks another of Tenshinhan's kicks. Tenshinhan backs off and the two stare at each other once more. "I was hoping that you'd dodge that," Vegetto tells him. "Why?" Tenshinhan asks. "So I could show you this," he replies. He raises his hands in front of him in a Kamehameha-like fashion. A blue ball of energy about the size of his torso forms directly in front of Vegetto. "Big Bang Kamehameha!" he shouts. Rings form around the ball and a large beam errupts from it, completely engulfing the surprised Tenshinhan. Once the blue light clears, Tenshinhan is lying on the ground, completely motionless. "Shit! Did I kill the guy?" Vegetto asks. Tenshinhan begins to moan. "Oh, good. He is still alive." Vegetto picks up his student and flies back home.
Notes:
Tenshinhan lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 54,337.
87) Gohan vs. Blue Colonel: Boss Battle
The Blue Colonel walks along the rode wondering what to do now. When suddenly he finds himself up in the air and flying south. He looks up and sees a kid in strange clothing and too much black hair. "HEY KID, PUT ME DOWN!!!" The kid looks at him "Huh? Now, okay." Gohan flies lower and releases the Colonel. He falls towards a lake. "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! HEEEELLLLLPPPMEEEE!!!!"
BLOOSH!!
"AA-aghmph-AHHH!! Hel-pfh! I can-gph swim-phff!!!" Gohan picks him up out of the water and throws him onto the ground. "(cough) Who are you?(hack) What do you want from me?(cough)" "Huh, Oh, I'm Gohan and Im here to fight you." "Why?" "Well duh, you are controlling this planet, and I want you gone, so lets battle." The Colonel looks at him with an amazed look on his face. "Fight you? Im more powerful than you! I could kill you easily." "Not if I do this. MOON BALL!!" Gohan launches the blue ball up into the air, then he starts to growl deep in his throat as he gets bigger.
"WHAT ARE YOU!!??" the Colonel screams as a huge monkey reaches down and grabs him. "I am a Saiya-jin, in part. Now I am Oozaru. And I will crush you." Gohan slaps the Colonel to the side, then power up a Kamehameha. "KAAA.. MEEE... HAAAA... MEEE... HAAAAAAA!!!!" The 1/4 powered blast slams into the Colonel and sends him skidding along the ground.
The Colonel gets up and stares at Gohan. "YOU MONSTER!! HAAAAAAA!!!" The Colonel then starts to blast Gohan with many energy blasts, he continues to do so as Gohan powers up another blast. "MASENKO!!!" The large blast slams into the Colonel and sends him flying off into the woods. "COME BACK HERE COLONEL!!!" Gohan storms of into the woods.
"COWARD!! I'LL FIND YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!" Gohan destroys the moon ball and flys away.
Notes:
Gohan won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 20,000.
Blue Colonel lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,500.
86) Koola vs. NPI Gohan: NPI Spar
As Gohan flies away from his spar with Uubu, a white object flashes across the sky in front of him. "Nani? [what]" Gohan asks. His question is quickly answered as a bright green beam of energy flies past his face. Gohan floats back, turning towards where it came from. He finds a large, alien-like creature floating near him. "Ah, Koola. How are you today?" Gohan asks. Koola just stares at him, completely ignoring his teachers words. "Quiet as usual, huh?" Suddenly, Koola flies towards Gohan, slamming his knee into the half-breed's stomach. Gohan has the wind knocked out of him and he staggers back. Koola jumps into the air and slams his fists into the top of Gohan's head, sending him flying towards the ground.
As he slams into the dirt, Koola raises his hands into the air and forms a small ki ball. The ball suddenly multiplies in size and he tosses it towards the ground. As the dust settles, the ball slams into where Gohan was. An explosion rocks the area, but doesn't even touch Gohan. By now, the young warrior was back behind Koola, charging up his Masenko. Once the dust settles once more, Koola finds that Gohan wasn't even there. "Shit!" he thinks as he spins around, looking in every direction. He finally finds his opponent behind him. However, as he spins around, Gohan shouts "Masenko" and brings his hands down. He fires the blast at Koola, hitting him dead center in the chest. The blast explodes, sending Koola flying backwards. However, he somehow is able to recover quite quickly. He flips around in the air and fires a ki blast at Gohan. "What in the hell?" Gohan says as the unexpected blast hits.
The smoke clears and Gohan finds Koola on top of him once more, slaming his fists into his head. Koola delivers punch after punch until Gohan is bleeding from not only his mouth, but his eyes, ears, and nose. Only then does Koola stop. He looks at his knuckles, finding he's split them all open. He then looks at the barely conscious Gohan. Koola put a finger out and taps his forehead. Gohan falls onto his back, k-oed. Koola jumps into the air and flies off.
Notes:
Koola won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,050.
85) Brolli vs. Red Sousui: Boss Battle
(Meanwhile, inside Edward's Airforce Base.) 'Ding Dong' "Who the hell could that be? It's 4 am," thought Red Sousui. "GO AWAY, COME BACK AT A REASONABLE HOUR." 'Ding Dong, Ding Dong.'
Red Sousui gets up muttering something about being the commander of the greatest army in the universe and still having to open the door. "I can't get good help around here" he says to himself. 'Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Dong.' "I'm coming. Calm the fuck down all right. One minute here. It's 4 am after all. You can't expect first rate service at this hour."
After trudging down three flights of stairs and tripping twice because he forgot to turn on any lights, Red Sousui reaches the ground floor. He makes several quick turns and he's at the door. He punches in the security code. 'Incorrect Password' "What the hell? The password is 12345. It has always been 12345. I'll try it again. I probably just entered it in wrong." 'Incorrect Password' "Stupid fucking machine, that is too the right password! Wait, no it isn't. We changed it last week after watching Spaceballs. We were afraid that if the movie ever became popular then everyone would know our password. Let's see. I wrote it on my arm. Oh yes, 54321. That's it. Very good."
Red Sousui punches the code and the door opens. As soon as the door opens a hand grabs him and throws him into the air. Before he can right himself and figure out what the hell is going on he is sent hurtling back towards the ground by his opponent. Red Sousui gets up, still kind of surprised, and sees Brolli.
Red Sousi looks at the Super Saiya-jin and says, "so I see you've decided to save yourself the trouble and simply come to me so that I may destroy you. How very wise. Now I will go easy on you. And since you've been so generous in coming to me I'll return the favor and vaporize you in one shot. After all, it's better for both of us that way." Red Sousui then begins to power up.
What seems like hours later to Brolli, Red Sousui finishes powering up and throws a ridiculously weak energy blast at him. As the blast flies towards him, Brolli simply yells and the blast is dispersed. Red Sousi stands there in complete shock for at least 7.54321 seconds. All the while thinking to himself, "oh man, why didn't I grab my capsule case? I'm screwed. If no one woke up to answer the door no one is going to wake up and help me. Why didn't I grab my capsule case? Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! ...Ummm, I'd love to stay and fight with you and all, but I think I hear my mom calling me. Ya, that's it, my mom. Bye now." Red Sousui then reaches down his shorts and pulls out the emergency capsule he always keeps in his underwear, pulls it out, and drops it leaving Brolli standing there in surprise saying to himself: "I didn't think he was going to pull that out of his pants."
Notes:
Brolli tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 62,500.
Red Sousui tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 118,161.
84) Majin Buu vs. NPI Vegetto: NPI Spar
It’s the famous stand off scene in DBZ that lasts for half an hour and several commercials! Goku and Vegita float in the air facing Majin Buu. One drop of sweat shines on both Goku and Vegita’s foreheads while Buu floats nonchalantly with his arms crossed. Vegita snaps his head to the right and glares into Goku’s eyes. Startled and confused, it takes a few seconds and another commercial break for Goku to realize what Vegita’s thinking. Their attention snaps back to Buu, still floating with his arms crossed, waiting. Doing a little dance but not making a little love, Goku and Vegita recite the familiar words "FYOOOO...ZHUN!" Completing the move perfectly, the two warriors fuse to form Vegetto. Buu begins his power up, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Vegetto does the "people’s eyebrow" and this enrages Majin Buu and he screams even louder as the ground begins to shake. Vegetto finally decides it might be in his best interest to power up and he does, matching Buu’s profound statement, "YAAAAAAAAH!"
Again, five segments pass along with a number of commercial breaks, each coming back to view the two warriors yelling at each other but not doing anything about their frustration. Anyway, two episodes later, the wind dies down and the ground stops shaking and the whole population of the land lays dead due to the incredibly long wait, not to mention the never ending earthquake. Buu yells, "KAMEHAME," but is hit with a powerful kikoho blast. Buu crashes to the ground and Vegetto floats down and begins to taunt him. "You pathetic thing. How could you possibly compete against," Buu hears nothing (he cares not for the damn Sayains’ arrogance) as he rolls about the ground in pain. Rage fills him, but not just ordinary rage, MURDEROUS RAGE boils within him. He continues to roll about until he faces the sky. Buu screams "JINRUIZETSUMETSUKOGEKI!" and dozens of ki blasts fly from his body. A blast emanates from each finger, toe, and eye, not to mention his mouth. An even more power blast finishes the barrage as it exits Buu’s bum like a tremendous fart. Vegetto speeds away, darting and diving in an effort to avoid as many blasts as possible. However, about fifty percent of the blasts connect, including the fart-like one. This explodes with tremendous force and knocks Vegetto out cold. Vegetto awakens to a smell that could only originate from a thing. Buu stomps up to Vegetto with his eyes blazing and a large hole gaping in the bum of his gi. Buu throws his head back and releases a blood-curdling scream to the sky. The scream echoes for minutes on end and Buu glares murder at Vegetto as he grows in size and strength. Watching in awe, Vegetto rises and backs away from Buu who has achieved the equivalent of Super Sayain. Is he Super Buu, a Super Demon-Jin, what? Buu closes on Vegetto with feverish speed. All but paniced, Vegetto readies a powerful kienzan. Just as Buu is about to reach him, Vegetto releases the kienzan and watches in horror as the powerful disc is absorbed, producing only a minor flesh wound to Majin Buu. Unfazed Buu grabs the fused warriors and throws the form to the ground. "RENZOKU ENERGY DAN!" bellows Buu and hundreds of energy blasts barrage Vegetto as he writhes on the ground like Luke in "Return of the Jedi." With the ground around Vegetto smoldering and the barrage stopped, Buu again tromps forward. He stands above the motionless body and cackles into the night. Looking down, Buu is met with a ferocious Ryuken and is thrown from his feet. The glimmering golden dragon rises into the sky and suddenly dives at Majin Buu. Buu can do nothing except wet himself for another four commercial breaks until a realization suddenly hits him. The dragon all but upon him, Buu winks out of existence and disappears thanks to instantaneous transportation. Vegetto feels relieved but also extremely proud of himself and the fused being splits back into Goku and Vegita.
Far, far away, Majin Buu cannot believe he was defeated. This enrages him even more, but then he remembers his transition. He may have lost this battle, but beware those future opponents who must face Super Majin Buu!
Notes:
Majin Buu lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 103,505. He went Super Demon-Jin.
83) Piccolo and Kuririn vs. Yellow Colonel: Boss Battle
"Do you want to kill him or should I?" Piccolo asks. "I don't know Piccolo. He isn't really all that much of a threat and all. I mean he's weak. Who is he going to hurt?" Kuririn answers. "He's a member of the Red Ribbon Army, Kuririn. And as such, we must kill him," Piccolo explains. "Ya, I guess your right. I mean I didn't get up this morning and fly all the way out here so that Yellow Colonel could go on living. You're right. We have to kill him," Kuririn agrees. "I'm glad you see it my way Kuririn. Of course I'd have killed him anyway, but it is nice to know that you are seeing things my way. Now shut up you fool and stop talking all the time."
"Oh right, ah ha, sure Piccolo. I mean ya, how are we going to kill him? Ya that's it," Kuririn asks. "I assume you mean are we going to vaporize him or what-not? Do not concern yourself with that. He is mine."
"Can the two of you stop talking about me like I wasn't here. You've been kicking me around for the last half hour while you argue about who is going to kill me. Frankly, I'm in some serious pain here. This might not be anything other than a walk in the park for the two of you, but I feel like I've been run over by a freight train. I mean for God sakes people, every time one of you finishes a sentence you throw me around or kick me or worst of all that green friend of yours gives me one of those looks. I don't think I can take another of those looks," the Colonel says.
"Well, if you're sick of me giving you these looks then, I'll just have to stop giving you them," says Piccolo as he delivers another of those looks that Yellow Colonel was complaining about. And before the Colonel can respond Piccolo grabs him by the arm and throws him into the air and yells "Eraser Cannon." Krillin looks around for a few seconds attempting to avoid looking at Piccolo and stammers "w, ww, well that settles that. I guess you'll vaporize him."
Notes:
Kuririn won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 25,000.
Piccolo won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 20,000. He killed Yellow Colonel.
Yellow Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
82) Trunks vs. Red Colonel: Boss Battle
The newly promoted Red Colonel #2 was walking along happily eating his cracker jacks when he pulled out his prize. "Another secret decoder ring! What they hell? I already have twelve secret decoder rings. This is such crap. Why do I always get the secret decoder rings. Red Colonel #1 can get something decent, but no I get stuck with this garbage. Fuck me. I give up. Hey is that a Dairy Queen? I could really use some ice cream to wash down the bad taste this secret decoder ring has left in my mouth. Yup. It's a Dairy Queen. And for once in my life I've got money to spend. This new position really pays off." (If you haven't realized it yet Red Colonel #2 talks to himself constantly.) "Umm, yes I'd like three Dilly bars, a chocolate shake, and...hhmmm...oh yes, a small Vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles."
(Meanwhile, behind the counter of this same Dairy Queen.) "Man I can't wait for my break to come. I've been working here for less than a week and already I hate it here. I should be spending my time training. I can't believe Mom made me get a job. I have more important things to do." "Hey Trunks, it's time for your break. Go get lost for ten minutes." "Sure thing boss."
(Meanwhile, on the other side of the counter.) "Trunks? Where have I heard that name before. It's really familiar. And I know that it's important. Why was it so important? Oh man, why can I never remember this kind of stuff? I know! They were telling me about him when I got promoted. Now I wish that I was paying attention instead of fooling around eating microwave popcorn. Oh yeah, Trunks is the leader of those losers, the Templar Knights. Anyone can kick the crap out of those wimps.... But they were saying something else about him too. Now what was it. Wasn't he the only one of them that was really very powerful? Yeah that must have been it. So now that I've figured out what it was I should be remembering I can eat my ice cream in peace.
(Meanwhile, now exiting the Dairy Queen via the employees only door and completely unaware of Red Colonel #2.) "Finally, I'm on my break. What am I going to do now though? I only have ten minutes. Oh well, I'll find something I'm sure," Trunks ponders. "Oh no! There he is. And it is the guy they were warning me about. I better leave before he sees me," the Colonel tells himself.
Red Colonel quickly exits leaving his Dilly Bars on the table. "I wonder why that guy left in such a hurry," thought Trunks to himself. "He even left his Dilly Bars. I better catch him so that I can give them back to him." Trunks walks out of the Dairy Queen in time to see Red Colonel #2 flag a cab and get in. Immediately the cab takes off down the road. Trunks takes to the sky and follows the cab intent on returning the Dilly Bars. Eventually, several blocks later, Trunks catches up to the cab at a stop light and on knocks on the window. Rather sheepishly Red Colonel #2 rolls down his window and peeks out, really quite nervous.
"Excuse me sir, I'm sorry to intrude and all, but I work at the Dairy Queen and you left your Dilly Bars on the table, so here they are." Trunks hands Red Colonel #2 his tasty ice cream treats and flies off. Several moments later he thinks to himself, "Wait a minute. That guy had a RR Army badge on. I can't believe I didn't notice it earlier. I bet I can still catch him. I still have seven minutes left on my break. Lets see where he went."
(Meanwhile, inside the cab.) "Thank god he left. I thought I was toast. I just about peed my pants I was so scared. Ahhhh. I truly am a lucky man. I have a promotion, this ice cream and Trunks is nowhere to be found.... Driver, take me to Edward's Airforce Base. You know, right by the Jack in the Box on Glen Oaks where they keep the pools of old poison gas," the Colonel explains. "Okay Buddy."
(Meanwhile, back in the cab.) "Fuck, shit, damn. Now I'm really screwed. Trunks is right in front of the cab. He's sure to see me and then I'm really dead. Maybe if I slouch down real low like he won't notice that I'm in here."
(Meanwhile, back outside in the middle of traffic.) I know he's around here somewhere. If I just had the time. Stupid job! I better get back to work before they yell at me for being lazy and not doing me work. I hate food services."
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81) Tenshinhan and Goku Junior vs. Blue General: Boss Battle
"Who are you?! What are you doing here?" The General gets to his feet. "I am Tenshinhan and this is Goku Jr. We are here to kill you." The General staggers back. "H-Ho-How d-did you kn-know I was he-here?" "Oh, that, we sent the message you received, a great deception if I do say so myself." Tien charges forward and slams his fist into the General's gut. Goku Jr. jumps over Tien and kicks the General in the head, then blasts him with Masenko after he gets up.
The General climbs to his feet again, then picks up a communicator. "Blue Admiral!! HELP!!!" A ki blast hits the communicator, blowing it to bits. "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word." Tien's fist slams into the General's head. Then Goku Jr. starts powering up a kamehameha. "Oh crap, I just had my nails done too." The General stares at his nails, then looks up at Goku Jr. "Oh no you don't honey, no fair playin two on one. CHONORYOKU!!!" He starts moving his hands around, and Goku Jr. suddenly releases the blast into Tien. Tien gets up and looks at Jr. "What the hell did you do that for?" "I didn't do it! I cant control my hands!!"
Suddenly another blast hits Tien in the back. Blue Admiral #1 runs in with Blue Cadet both trying to save the General. The General stands by, trying to make Goku Jr. attack Tien, but he is resisting the power General is using. "Arrrgghh.. MOON BALL!!!" A blue round object flies up into the air over Goku Jr, who then begins to start growing in size and hairiness. After a minute of everyone watching him grow and none of the bad guys taking this time to hurt him while he transforms, Goku Jr. stands tall in the noon sun, looking much like a giant monkey.
"Oh Crap." The Blue General takes out a smoke capsule and slams it into the ground in front of himself. When the smoke clears, Tien is holding him by the neck. "Sorry Gen. Im faster than you. Bye bye." Tien uses Daichiretsuzan and slices the Generals head off. Meanwhile...
Goku Jr. Jumps into the air and lands next to Blue Admiral, the spot previously taken up by Blue Cadet. A faint squishing noise in heard as Jr. twists his foot a little. "Grrrrrrowwwwlllll.... Die puny morsel." Jr. says. Then uses the 'Watch the Birdy' technique, killing the Admiral immediately. he then blast the Moon Ball with a normal blast, destroying it. "Hey Tien, lets go finish learning Ki No Tsurugi." "Fine by me." The two walk away from the now scarred field, leaving a headless body, a red smear, and one pile of ashes, all that once where the Blue Army Officers.
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80) Goku vs. NPI Vegita Ou: NPI Spar
Goku and Vegita Ou charge each other and meet in the center of the clearing I mentioned earlier. They exchange punches and kicks, neither able to obtain an advantage. Eventually, the two part and Vegita Ou looks towards the sky and says, "we missed the full moon a few night ago, but that won't really impede our fun. So, what do you say? Shall we tango?" Without waiting for Goku's response, Vegita Ou forms a ball of energy in his palm and throws it into the sky. And as the two Saiya-jin look into the artificial moon, they both begin their transformation. Anyway.
Goku, setting his eyes upon his teacher and unable to control himself, immediately unleashes his fury on the great king. The two exchange blows that would level mountains. However, neither is able to gain an advantage as they are still evenly matched. Again they part and Goku begins to hop up and down in fury at not being able to best his teacher. Anyway.
Goku releases a energy blast from his mouth. A blast which instead of blocking, Vegita Ou jumps over, propelling himself towards Goku. Vegita Ou's momentum carries him into the oversized Goku and the two go down in a heap. The two roll around on the ground until Goku appears on top. However, being on top confuses Goku (I mean we all know who really wears the pants in his family) and Vegita Ou uses Goku's confusion to his advantage, releasing an energy blast from his mouth striking Goku directly in the chest, and sending him flying back through the air. Anyway.
When the dust clears Goku staggers to his feet and looks about for Vegita. Too late, Goku realizes that Vegita is behind him, as his teacher grabs his tail and throws him through the air, removing Goku's tail and shrinking him back down to size.
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79) Gohan vs. Blue Rookie: Boss Battle
'Incoming message from Blue Snitch #12: Gohan has been spotted in sector 7G.'
"Excellent. Isn't this just perfect. He'll never expect me to come and find him. I can take advantage of the situation and defeat him. Never again will someone laugh when Blue Rookie, no Blue Admiral, walks by. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha." Blue Rookie jumped into one of the hover cars that were in the garage and took off for sector 7G. As he was driving he noticed that the moon looked particularly bright. "What if that rumor I've heard about Saiya-jin's being able to turn into giant apes is true. Maybe I should turn around and let Gohan come after me after all. He'll still be surprised when I fight back. Ya, that's it. I'll lay a trap for Gohan.... Wait a minute. I can't back away now. If I do, everyone will think I'm a coward. And besides, the moon was full three days ago. It must be the clouds or something playing with my eyes." As Blue rookie approaches sector 7G he turns off his hover car so as to not wake Gohan -- he doesn't want to ruin the surprise after all -- and proceeds on foot. A short while later, he sees smoke rising out of the distance and follows the smoke to Gohan's encampment.
Just as Blue Rookie was about to wake Gohan, he looked into the sky again trying to reassure himself that Gohan wasn't going to turn into a giant ape and noticed that the moon wasn't really all that bright, and in fact it wasn't even full. Seeing this Blue Rookie said to himself "see, it really was just the clouds. Gohan really doesn't have a chance now." With this Blue Rookie picks the sleeping Gohan up and hurls him into the air throwing an energy blast after him. The energy blast strikes Gohan square in the chest and brings him instantly awake, though somewhat dazed. However, dazed or not, Gohan looks off into the sky trying to figure out what is going on and looks at the artificial moon created by Vegita Ou in one of the other battles that for some reason always happen on sundays. As he begins to transform Gohan thinks to himself "wasn't there a full moon three days ago. What's going on here." But of course he doesn't know about the other battles or about sundays. However, before he can finish his thought he completes his transformation and spots Blue Rookie standing by his fire, completely and utterly helpless with fear. And with amazing speed, though it really wasn't necessary since Blue Rookie was frozen with fear, Gohan picked up his adversary and with only a few moments of remorse squeezed him until blood came out of his hair.
(Actually you can't squeeze someone until blood comes out of his hair, but those of us at dbgladiator are choosing to ignore that annoying little fact for the time being.)
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78) Trunks vs. Red Soldier: Boss Battle
As he walks, he trips over something and falls flat of his face. "What the hell?" he asks himself. He gets back to his feet and walks over to what ever it was that tripped him. He bends down and feels around, finding a large, soft object. He continues to fells around, following the thing's outline. "Is this what I think it is?" he asks himself. "Yep," someone answers. The Soldier jumps back to his feet and spins around to face the stranger. "Wh..who's there?" he asks. A small lighter is lit and tossed over to the object that tripped the Soldier. He looks down to find it was a body. In fact, it's the same guy he killed just a week ago. He jumps back from the rotting corpse of Paikuhan right into the other stranger.
The Soldier screams as the stranger grabs his right arm, breaking the bone. Then he finds himself flying across the alley into a wall. He slams into it, breaking his nose. As he hits the ground, a car drives by and the light from it's headlights fills the alley for a brief second. The Soldier finally finds out who the stranger is: Trunks, the purple-haired guy. Still slumped up against the wall, he raises his good arm and begins to plea for his life. "No! Please! I didn't mean to kill your friend! Please! Don't kill me! I'll do anything! PLEASE!" Trunks ignores the man's words, quietly approaching him. As he continues to beg, the Soldier feels a sharp pain under his left arm. He slides across the ground and into a large dumpster.
The Soldier shakes his head before feeling yet another sharp pain, this time to his back. He flies forward into a smaller trash can, spilling its contents all over the place. As the Soldier climbs back to his feet, he looks around, now able to see the entire alley. "Um, where's all this light coming from?" he asks himself. He looks down to find an arm wrapped around him, a small ball of energy it the hand. The Soldier's eyes widen as Trunks brings his hand forward, pressing it against the Soldier's stomach. The blast explodes, forming a nice hole in his mid-section. He looks down and passes out from the sight of his intrails hanging out.
The Soldier's eyes slowly open, his head still hanging low. He grits his teeth as he tries to move his arms, feeling nothing but pain. After nearly a minute, he gathers enough strength to lift his head and look around. His eyes widen as he finds what has happened. He looks down over the city, crusified to the tallest building in town. He passes out once more, bleeding to death hours later. Elsewhere, Trunks lays his friend to rest. "I have avenged you, Paikuhan. Rest easy now." Trunks turns and slowly walks away.
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77) Tenshinhan vs. NPI Furiza: NPI Spar
Furiza drops his head and rolls his eyes. "What about Wagner and Debussy, Brahms and Beethoven?" Furiza desperately asks. "How can you ignore their genius? Their music is so moving and heartfelt, it stirs my emotions even now (remember, this is Furiza talking). It brings tears to my eyes just thinking about the beauty of their compositions."
It’s Tenshinhan’s turn to roll his eyes as he responds, "Their music may be beautiful but it requires way too much effort. Mozart is easy and nice to listen to, hence my logic." Furiza can retain his anger no longer and takes a swing at Tien. Tien knows that his comments usually agitate Furiza, but he didn’t expect an outburst like this and the knuckles connect solidly with Tien’s jaw. Thrown back but still on his feet, Tien’s eyes blaze and he begins to power up. Furiza notices and follows suit with a slight snarl. The two stand facing each other for minutes as the wind picks up and some pigeons fly into the clearing. They see the two statue-like figures and dive down for a slight rest, planning to perch upon the "stone" figures. Just as the first pigeon nears Tenshinhan, a slight crackle is heard as the bird bounces off his sphere of growing energy. The other four were bound for Furiza and just as they near him, Furiza reaches his max power level. The flicker of movement to his left causes Furiza to turn and face the birds as they collide with the bridge of his nose... pop, flutter, shnapp, coo, whack, whack! The startled birds fall to the ground and Furiza takes pleasure in delivering energy blasts to each one. Finished, he looks over at Tenshinhan, or where he was, cackling.
Suddenly Furiza’s arm is twisted, all but broken, behind him and driven hard into the powdery dirt. "Stupid fool, you’re too easily amused." Tien tosses the dazed Furiza into the air and readies a devastating energy blast when he’s strangely tapped on the shoulder. He turns around and receives a punch to the gut and a huge kick to the chin snapping his head back. Tien’s teeth click together and catch his tongue in between. Reeling, Tenshinhan composes himself quickly and spins to face Furiza. Furiza simply glares at Tien but his eyes widen as Tien opens his bloody mouth and fires an eraser cannon shot. Surprised, Furiza is hit and huge heat blisters spring up on his chest even before he hits the ground. Tien lurches forward to finish Furiza. Standing above the smoldering Saiya-jin, Tien realizes that if he kills Furiza he will not complete his training and his time here would be rendered pointless. Tien’s pondering allows Furiza time to extend one finger, very slowly, and fire a small energy blast. Unfortunately, Furiza’s depleted strength did not allow him to aim successfully and the blast explodes upon impact with Tien’s genitalia. The massive pain doubles him over and still standing, Tien looks into Furiza’s blood shot eyes. "We will continue your training when I am healed and you can walk straight," Furiza breathes at Tien. Overcome by the pain, Tenshinhan finally collapses and passes out, his balls aching with each beat of his heart and Furiza rests in the cool grass as his charred skin still smolders.
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76) Videl vs. Red Rookie: Boss Battle
Miles later, the Rookie pulls into the parking lot of the local Dillons. He goes inside and heads towards the potato chip aisle. He grabs a can of regular Pringles and then heads to the canned goods aisle. Once there, he throws a couples of cans of soup and a can of Spaghetti O's. He continues around the store grabbing random things that look or smell good, then heads to the check-out. After everything has been scanned, he pulls out his Visa card and pays, leaving the store a few minutes later. However, as he is walking out the door, Videl walks in. "Oh shit!" the Rookie thinks. "That's that woman!" He continues, lowering his head to try and hide from her. As the two pass, Videl stops and turns around, watching the Rookie walk away. "That man looked rather familiar," she thinks. "Could it have been that mean old Red Ribbon guy that I beat last week? Yes, I think it was! I better follow him!" Videl quietly follows the Rookie, watching him load up his car. After it's full, he jumps in and takes off. Videl jumps into the air and follows him all the way back to the Red Ribbon Army's Headquarters.
"So, this is where they've been hiding," Videl tells herself. She watches the Rookie pull into the garage, then she lowers to the ground. As the Rookie walks out of the garage, Videl fires a small energy blast at him, missing on purpose. The blast explodes several feet in front of him, scaring the crap out of the Rookie. He drops his bag and jumps back, spinning around to see who shot it. "It's that damn girl again!" he thinks. Videl and the Rookie just stare at each other for what seems like an eternity. The silence is broken by a single word, masenko. Videl throws her arms into the air and brings them down, both pointing towards the Rookie. The Rookie's eye widen as a massive beam of energy explodes from her hands. Seconds later, the blast collides with
el dorko and explodes, rocking the entire complex. After the dust, dirt, and smoke settles, the Rookie's feet and legs remain upright. However, that is all that remains of the poor fool. Videl jumps into the air and flies off, happy with her victory.
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75) Kuririn vs. Yellow Cadet: Boss Battle
By now, the Cadet has moved on. He's currently lifting a 200 pound barbell. "I must be stupid. If I drop this, I'd probably be killed," he tells himself. Just then, Kuririn walks through the door. The Cadet's eyes shoot open, knowing that this man was here to kill him. "That's one of the guys that killed my team," he thinks. He drops the barbell and sure enough, it crushes his head. Kuririn walks over to the mess that was a Cadet. "Hmph, weak bastard." Kuririn turns around and leaves.
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74) Gohan vs. Blue Soldier: Boss Battle
Meanwhile, Gohan flies around looking for a Magical suit of armor. "Hmm, where is it?" he asks himself over and over. After another ten minutes, he sees someone coming up the road. "Maybe this guy will know where it is," the boy says. As the man approaches, Gohan notices his strange clothing. "Where have I seen this before?" he asks himself. "Damn! It's one of those Red Ribbon guys!" Gohan jumps into the air and flies skyward. The Soldier comes to stop, wide-eyed with fear. "Shit! That kid can fly too!" the Soldier thinks. Before he has time to do much else, Gohan fires his masenko at the him. The kamehameha-like blast slams into the Soldier, sending him flying backwards. He hits a large rock and a loud crack fills the air. The Soldier touches the back of his head, sending pain reeling through his mind. He then looks at his hand, finding it covered in blood.
The next thing he hears is a loud roar. His eyes widen as he follows a large hairy leg up to a large hairy ape. "What the hell is that?" he shouts. Gohan laughs as he bats the Soldier aside. "I will be beating you now," he tells the wounded man. The Soldier climbs back to his feet and begins to hobble away. "Where do you think you're going?" Gohan asks. Before he can take another step, the Soldier is engulfed by a large, pink beam of energy. Gohan closes his mouth as the dust settles; nothing remains of the Soldier. "I did it! I did it!" Gohan shouts, jumping up and down excitedly. The entire countryside trembles as the monstrous ape bounces around. Eventually, Gohan destroys the aritificial moon and changes back to his humaniod self. He gathers his clothing and walks off into the evening.
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73) Goten vs. NPI Cell: NPI Spar
Suddenly, Goten blurs out of existance, reappearing next to Cell. He slams his fist into Cell's stomach, making him double-over in pain. Goten then drives his knee into Cell's face, drawing blood and breaking his nose. Cell's head flies back as Goten spins around, ramming his leg into the android's back. Cell flies forward and slams into a large rock. After a few seconds, he climbs out of his body-shaped hole and looks at Goten. "For a kid, you're pretty good," he tells him. "But,"
he adds, "I'm better!" Cell raises two fingers to the boy and shouts "Makankosappo". A spiraling beam of energy shoots from his fingers, heading straight for Goten. In the blink of an eye, it pierces Goten's left shoulder, creating a nice hole from which blood can flow. Then, as Goten cringes in pain, Cell disappears. Moments later, Goten feels a sharp pain in his abdomine, coughing up some blood a second later. He looks down to find Cell's hand sticking out of his mid-section.
Cell removes his hand and kicks Goten in the back, knocking him foward. Goten catches himself and turns around. He's greeted by a spin kick to the right side of his neck. His body seems to wrap itself around Cell before sailing to the ground. Cell watches as Goten slams into the dirt. He then lower to the ground and looks at the child. "See, I told you I was better," he says. Goten climbs out of his crater, one hand on his stomach, the other on his left shoulder. He looks at Cell with only his left eye open and blood streaming from the right corner of his mouth. Then, without a word, he falls onto his back. Cell walks over to him and finds him unconscious.
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72) Vegeta vs. Red Cadet: Boss Battle
Strike one; strike two; strike three! Vegita strikes out the next two batters as well and the inning is over. After Vegita's team gets out, the Cadet's team is up to bat again. One of the players turns to Red Cadet. "Damn, that guy's fast ball is amazing!" he tells the Cadet. The Cadet looks at the radar gun as Vegita throws yet another strike: 150 mph. "150! How the hell are we supposed to hit that?" he thinks. After a few more innings, the Cadet steeps back up to bat. He takes a few practice swings and steps into the box. Woosh, strike one. The Cadet watches another pitch go by; strike two. As he waits for the third pitch, he notices that Vegita winks. "Huh?" the Cadet asks himself. His question is answered as a ball of ki slams into him. The explosion rocks the diamond, killing the catcher and the umpire.
As the dust and dirt settles, the Cadet gets to his feet. Vegita laughes at him and charges. As he nears, the Cadet pulls his bat back and slams it into Vegita, hitting him right in the head. Vegita flies off to one side as the croud becomes a riot. Vegita then jumps to his feet and flies into the air. He rises to about 50 feet and circles around, watching the people run in fear. He begins to laugh and fire ki blast after ki blast, vaporizing random people. Eventually, he remember the Cadet. He looks down on him and begins to gather energy. The Cadet looks up at him, still dazed from the initial ki blast. "What is he doing?" the Cadet asks himself. Suddenly, a purple aura forms around Vegita and he brings both his hands forward. "Galick Ho Gun, fire!" Vegita shouts. A large, purple beam of energy flies at the Cadet. As it nears, the Cadet gets an idea. He draws his bat back and swings at the blast, hoping to redirect it. However, as they make contact, the Galick Ho explodes, turning the wooden bat into debris. Splinters, both large and small, fly every where. After the dust settles, Vegita finds the Cadet as a pin cushion. "Eww," the Saiya-Jin Prince says. He blasts what remains of the Cadet, then turns back to the rioting croud. A slight smirk forms on his face as he goes back to his evil deeds.
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71) Trunks and Paikuhan vs. Red Soldier: Boss Battle
Outside Trunks and Paikuhan run into a little problem. "Alright you two, freeze. You know gambling is illegal without a permit." A soldier in red stands with a gun pointed at them. "Eat shit." Trunks fires a ki blast at the soldier. The blast hits the gun the soldier is holding, blowing it up. "Impudent fool, now you die." The soldier attacks, kicking Trunks backwards into a wall.
Trunks climbs back through the wall. "Alright, thats it. Gero will have one less soldier." Trunks flies directly at the soldier and slams his fist into the guys gut. "Hey Paikuhan, help me out here." The soldier kicks Trunks in the face, then blasts Paikuhan as he charges forward. Paikuhan flies backwards, then Trunks kicks the soldier in the ribs.
"KA.... ME.... HA.... ME.... HAAAAA!!!!!" The blast flies from where Paikuhan was. It slams into the soldier, sending him flying. "You fool, now you WILL DIE!!!" The soldier sends a barrage of blasts into Paikuhan. Paikuhan tries to shift into something solid, but it doesn't work. Trunks tries to save him, but the soldier just kicks him in the head and continues to blast Paikuhan. Minutes later the soldier stops and lets the dust clear, nothing moves.
Trunks gets up and shakes his head, then looks around. He sees Paikuhans bloody body sitting in a hole in the wall, smoking. "Paikuhan.. PAIKUHAN!!! NOOOOO!!!" trunks runs over to his body. "WHYYYYY!!!" Suddenly Trunks body begins to grow and become hairy. Trunks jumps up onto a building, and the red soldier sees a full moon behind the giant monkey. "That's weird.. I thought the clouds were covering that." Then Trunks attacks. He pounds the soldier into the ground, then picks him up. "GRRRRRRROOOAARRRR!!" Trunks throws the soldier away, the soldier flys over a few buildings, then crashes into one.
Trunks lumbers over to Paikuhan's body and picks him up. "RRROOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!" Trunks stands on the building, roaring at the nite in grief for his fallen friend.
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70) Hageshii Saegi vs. Yellow Captain
After some time, the Captain starts to wonder what happened to his body guard. "Where the hell is he? Did he get lost?" he asks himself. After a few more minutes, the Captain turns off the TV and heads to the kitchen. Once there, he finds the refrigerator door wide open. He walks over to it and sees it's empty. "Who the hell took all of my food?!?!?" the Captain shouts. The Captain slams the door and storms out of the kitchen, heading back to the small room where the game was being played. He throws the door open, but finds no one. "Where the hell is everyone?!?" he asks himself. He slams that door as well and heads down yet another hallway until he comes to the front door. He opens it and walks outside to the garage. "They must have gone to the store," he tells himself. He opens a small pad on the wall of the garage and punches in some numbers. The Captain steps back as the door begins to open. Not a single vehicle is missing though.
"Where the hell are they?" he asks himself. His question is answered rather quickly as the word "masenko" fills the air. The Captain spins around and is greeted by a large wave of energy. The masenko slams into the Captain's chest, sending him flying into the garage. The Captain bouces into some vehicles, completely destroying them. "What in the hell?!?!?" he shouts. The Captain jumps back to his feet and runs out of the garage. He looks up and finds a small boy floating in the air. "Who are you and what have you done to my men?" he shouts. "Oh, you mean this?" a voice asks. The Captain spins around and looks up. Floating above the garage is a buff green guy. He's holding the remains of what looks to be Yellow Soldier. "Or this?" another voice asks. The Captain spins around again to find a tall, three-eyed man holding Yellow Rookie's head by the hair and one half of Yellow Admiral.
"Wh..h..ho are you people?" the Captain studders. "We are the defenders of this planet," a short, bald man with no nose replies. "And you weren't invited here," the child adds. The Captain looks around and finds that he is surrounded and vastly outnumbered. Tenshinhan's eyes widen as the Captain begins to frantically dig through his clothes for something. "Stop him!!" he shouts. Kuririn and Goku Jr. nod. As Junior charges, Kuririn raises a hand into the air. Within the blink of an eye, Goku Junior is behind the Captain. He grabs ahold of him, locking up his movement. "Let go of me, child! Or feel my wrath!!!" the Captain shouts. Suddenly the Captain breaks Junior's hold, spinning around and slamming the palm of his hand into the boy's chin. As Junior flies back, the Captain spins around once more. His eyes widen to the words "oh shit". As Junior hits the floor, so does the Captain's head, Kuririn's Kienzan working its magic. Piccolo and Tenshinhan hover to the ground and toss the remains they hold on the Captain's corpse. Kuririn walks over to Goku Jr. and extends a hand. Junior grabs it and pulls himself up. "Good work kid," Tenshinhan tells him. "Without your help, that Kienzan wouldn't have worked and he might have gotten away." Junior nods and Clan Hageshii Saegi heads back to their base.
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69) Majin Buu vs. Goku vs. Brolli: Clan Spar
"Uh guys," said Goku, "I think we should set up rules or something for this. I mean because both of you can transform, and I really can't, and I was just thinking that it would be a better match if no one transformed." Goku's question is met with silence as both Buu and Brolli glare at Goku cursing themselves for ever including him in their group. A moment passes and Goku quickly amends his earlier statement saying, "but if you want to transform feel free because I wouldn't want to stop you or anything." "Very well," intones Brolli, "I will humor your request as long as Buu does as well. You fight on even ground with the two of us. Or at least as even as an inferior Saiya-jin such as yourself could ever achieve with a Saiya-jin Elite. Low class Saiya-jin trash." "Hey, I'm not trash. I'll show you. And you too, Buu...whatever you are."
About to attack Brolli, Goku stops and says "wait a minute. I know what's going on. You're trying to get me to attack you so that Buu can take me from behind. Well, I don't think so. What do you think I am stupid? I'm going to wait until you two start attacking each other and than I'll join in. That way I'll know this isn't a trick." "We aren't trying to trick you Goku. In fact we wouldn't even need to trick you. Either one of us would be able to kill you without a second thought. And besides, you're stupid," Brolli tells him. "I think you guys are in for quite a surprise if you underestimate me. I defeated Red Sousui and the whole rest of the Red Ribbon Army when I was a boy," Goku brags. "The Red Ribbon Army? What a joke. I could beat them with both hands tied behind my back while hopping around on one foot. And I'm sorry to say, so could our pink friend over there. Hey, where did he go? He was over there a minute ago," Brolli says.
Brolli's question is met by complete silence. Well, except for the sound of Goku saying "umm, well, like, umm, he's right behind you." Goku's warning comes to late as the back of Buu's hand intersect the unsuspecting Brolli and sends him flying into the air and across the image of the moon. A moon which just so happens to be full. Brolli cannot help but to gaze at the moon as he hurtles through the sky, while Goku watches Brolli in the sky. Moments later the two Saiya-jins have transformed into giant apes. Brolli is calm and collected as he prepares to finally satisfy the question of who is stronger.
Goku's transformation complete, he begins to jump from foot to foot, smashing as many small mountains as he can, and destroying those that were to far away with his breath when he looks down and sees Buu cackling away underfoot. Goku jumps around attempting to squash Buu. Buu deftly avoids Goku's clumsy attack and teleports himself behind Goku. While Goku looks around in an attempt to find his pink playtoy, Buu powers up and fires hundreds of blasts at Goku sending him stumbling forward where he promptly trips on a small mountain named Billy (Billy was a mountain. Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder. FZ).
But anyway, Brolli took this moment to charge forward and grab Buu, squeezing the life out of him and trying to find out if Buu really was a giant pink marshmallow. At just this moment Goku got up and looked around. It takes him a moment or two to locate his pink playmate -- I mean lets face it folks, Goku was never that bright to begin with and becoming a giant ape hasn't really helped him all that much -- but when he does locate his pink friend he sees Brolli attempting to crush Buu and becomes enraged that anyone would hurt his only friend. Instantly he is stomping towards Brolli determined to punish him for hurting his little pink buddy.
Unable to remove his hands from Buu, Brolli opens his mouth and fires a blast at Goku. Goku responds in kind. The force of his uncontrolled anger brushes aside Brolli's attack and intersects Brolli sending him flying back and loosening his grip on Buu. Buu breaks free and screams "MAJIN POWER UP." Moments later, filled with renewed strength, Buu proceeds to pursue his tormentor, intent on repaying him a thousand times over. However, as he flies backward Brolli reaches behind him and pulls his own tail off. As he falls to the ground he steadily shrinks until he returns to his own size.
The two then face off. Brolli knows he cannot defeat Buu without becoming a Super Saiya-jin, but the transformation has left him tired and he needs to rest for a moment or two. "Where is Goku when you need him?" Brolli says to himself. "He may not be very powerful, but he sure is big. Crap, he's way over there. Why can't he ever make himself useful. Stupid low class Saiya-jins. Not even worth the effort to kill."
All of a sudden Buu starts to cackle uncontrollably and Brolli says to himself "excellent, now I have the time to rest." However, moments later, Buu charges Brolli, still cackling, and delivers a series of lightning fast attacks, knocking Brolli senseless and throwing him to the ground. Not willing to admit defeat, Brolli pulls himself up from the ground saying "I cannot be beaten... I am a saijin elite. We are the ultimate warriors in the universe and I have become the ultimate Saiya-jin...A SUPER SAIYA-JIN." With this he attempts the transformation to Super Saiya-jin. Moments later his hair changes color and he is surrounded with an aura of power as he completes his transformation.
The odds now even the two square off and attack. However, neither is able to land a blow and they break off. Again they close as Buu blurs in and out of existence, reappearing behind Brolli who in return blurs away and levels an elbow towards the side of Buu's head.... Meanwhile, Goku is off quite a ways away destroying a small chain of mountains. ...Buu collides with the ground making an audible impact as he lands. Unfazed by Brolli's attack the two engage again. Again, neither can gain an upper hand. And again Buu blurs in and out of existence. However, this time he appears directly in front of Brolli. Surprising him, Buu delivers a punch to Brolli's gut. Brolli's body momentarily goes limp and Buu throws him into the air yelling "Renzuko Energy Dan" as he hurls a barrage of small blasts at Brolli.
Minutes later when the smoke clears Brolli is floating in mid air with a small blue shield around his body. Without a moments pause Buu hurls himself towards Brolli and the two are instantly engaged in combat. They fly through the air covering miles in mere seconds as they each attempt to gain the upper hand. Several times they pass by Goku who is entirely too busy to notice. He's preoccupied with stomping the mountain which tripped him (And this of course as we all know, releases the pools of old poison gas right under the Jack in the Box on Glen Oaks. But that is a story for another time).
Finally Brolli lands an attack and Buu is sent barreling downward and lands in a small lake. Minutes pass and Brolli jets out of the water, a huge tidal wave expanding out from where he broke the surface. He attacks Buu who attempts to sends him back towards the water, however, as he falls Brolli powers up an energy ball between his hands and yells "Chobakuretsumaha." Buu responds in kind yelling "Kamehameha." The blasts collide in an immense release of energy. However, Brolli's inches Buu's back until Buu is overpowered and the blast intersects him.
Buu is sent flying backwards as the blast strikes him and he eventually falls to the earth in a charred. What seems like painful hours later, Buu pulls himself up off the ground, his left arm useless, and waits for Brolli to appear. Minutes later Brolli flies over to where Buu landed and lowers himself to the ground noticing Goku rampaging in the background and says to himself "low class Saiya-jin. Can't even control himself. Shameful behavior...." However, Brolli catches Goku's eye and he turns around to face his Saiya-jin brethren only to catch site of his former playmate. After several moments of hopping around in anger at his friends distress Goku opens his mouth and fires a blast at Brolli....
"You inferior life form. While you are not as worthless as that low class Saiya-jin warrior you are still trash. Look at you. Stand up properly and face your destruction you fool" says Brolli as he looks upon Buu who can barely manage to stand up. Brolli then closes his eyes and directs his thoughts inward in an attempt to finish his opponent with an his newest move: Saiko no Kogeki. However, he is so intent upon correctly forming his attack that he does not notice Goku's blast coming from behind.
While the attack is not powerful enough to kill Brolli he is stunned, allowing Buu an opportunity to extend two fingers to his forehead and yell "Makankosappo." Before Brolli can react Buu's attack spirals towards him, drilling through Brolli's shoulder and continuing off into the distance. The already weakened and surprised Brolli passes out from the shock and Buu turns to face the giant ape. Buu knows he has spent almost all of his energy defeating Brolli and decides it would be best to distract Goku until he could remove his tail....
By the time Goku reached his new friend was no where to be found was a monkey who was moving around making these strange noises and scratching himself. Goku wondered to himself where his little pink friend had gone and stared at this little monkey confused. Several puzzled minutes later, Goku decided that this little monkey must have done something to his playmate and in childish anger he struck out at the altered Buu. Buu deftly avoids Goku's first attack. However, each successive strike reaches closer and closer to Buu as he struggles to get away from the enraged Goku until finally Goku swats the little monkey aside and Buu is hurled to the ground. When Buu collides with the ground he looses his monkey form and reverts to the pink Buu we all know and love.
With blinding speed Goku is almost on top of Buu. However, as he attempts to pick up his friend, Buu blurs in and out of existence appearing behind Goku's tail and begins to pull it out when Goku swings around trying to reach Buu and sends him flying as he looses his grip on Goku's tail. Goku then catches his friend and holds extra tightly "so that his friend can't run away" says Goku to himself. Repeatedly Buu tries to escape, however he is simply too weak to break free
from Goku's grasp and finally Buu lapses into unconsciousness from the strain put upon his body as Goku holds him with one hand and ravages the countryside with his other.
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68) Videl vs. Red Rookie: Boss Battle
"This must be him," Videl tells herself. "This must be the guy the Trunks was telling me about." Videl hides in a nearby bush, looking the man over. By know, Red Rookie is in "Dream World" and has no clue as to what is going on around him. The Rookie dreams of kicking Trunks' ass and carrying his carcass back to Red Sousui. His dream goes on further as Red Sousui steps down from on high, giving his position to the Rookie. "Well, I sure as hell can't keep up with that. Good job, Commander!" Red Sousui tells the former Rookie. Videl notices a slight smile forming on the Rookie's face. "Can he see me?" she thinks. However, after several seconds, the Rookie makes no moves. "No, he must be dreaming," she says. She hovers into the air and begins her quiet approach.
As Videl gets near, the Rookie begins to roll around in his sleep. "Now what's he doing?" she asks herself. She stops and watches, trying to figure out just what the hell this guy is doing. After almost a minute, she seen enough. Videl raises a hand to him and fires an energy blast. The large beam of ki slams into the Rookie, violently awakening him. As the dust settles, the Rookie climbs to his feet and rubs his eyes. "What the hell is going on?" he asks himself. The Rookie then sees Videl. "Well, what do we have here?" he says. She simply answers with another energy blast, sending the Rookie flying backwards. He skips across the ground a few times, then comes to a stop. He gets back to his feet just in time to recieve a sucker punch. The Rookie falls back to the ground and Videl jumps into the air once more.
"Damn! Why the hell are you attacking me? Shouldn't you be at home, cooking or something?" he asks. A look of anger flashes over Videl's face and she charges. The Rookie's eyes widen and he lets out a blood-curtling scream as Videl slams her foot into his jimmy. The Rookie falls to the ground once more, rolling around in pain. Videl picks him up by the collar and tosses him into the air. "No!" she says as her flies back. Videl raises her hands above her head and shouts "masenko". She brings her hands down and launches the beam of energy. The blast slams into the crippled Rookie, sending him on yet another ride over the horizon.
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67) Android #17 vs. NPI Cell: NPI Spar
Seventeen steps back into a defensive pose and merely whispers, "Bring it!" Cell launches himself into air and begins to fly around, looping high and low and back and forth, zigzagging all in an effort to confuse Seventeen. Seventeen watches with an unnerving calmness and begins to power up. In his effort to confuse Seventeen, Cell’s equilibrium is now thrown off by all this flying and he is unable to notice Seventeen powering up. Finished, Seventeen still waits, unmoving. Suddenly, Cell swoops down for a body tackle. Seventeen waits and waits and jumps easily over the diving Cell. Arcing back into the sky, Cell does not notice Seventeen on the ground tracing his aerial path with an extended finger.
Cell’s velocity slows and Seventeen fires the energy blast, leading Cell by a bit. Cell feels the energy blast approaching and abruptly stops, spins, and fires his own blast in retaliation. Seventeen, caught off guard, is struck in the left shoulder by the exploding blast and is thrown from his feet. Cell dives once more, only to be met half way by another energy blast escaping from the clearing smoke. The blast explodes right on the crown of Cell’s head and he crumples to the ground. Seventeen emerges from the smoke with his left arm hanging limply by his side and calmly strolls up to Cell. Reaching down with his right arm, Seventeen firmly grabs hold of Cell and tosses him toward the sky. Upon Cell’s decent, Seventeen delivers a roundhouse that propels Cell a few feet into the ground. Cell moans and rolls over as Seventeen approaches again. Suddenly Cell reaches up and rips off the dangling left arm of Seventeen, spins while still on his knees and connects with a homerun swing to Seventeen’s jaw. Cell remains crouching, waiting for Seventeen to stop spinning like a top. Seventeen then freezes in position, facing Cell.
Paralyzed with astonishment, fear, and disbelief, Cell can only watch as Seventeen reaches forward and rips his own arm out of Cell’s hands. "I must reassemble myself before we can continue training, master." With that, Cell nods and is suddenly struck by a final swing of the severed arm. Seventeen strolls away with a slight smile on his face and disappears into the dust.
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66) Tenshinhan vs. Blue General: Boss Battle
The General finally finishes up his daily training and hits the showers. After about a minute and 30 seconds, he gets out and combs his hair. Since he doesn't use shampoo or even soap, his showers tend to take no time at all. He also tends to never do his laundry. That was his Admiral's job and he only did the General's when he needed to do his own. Anyway, enough of this pointless babble. The General gets dressed and heads towards the TV room, where the Colonel and Soldier are now watching Jackass. "Awesome! I love this show" the General shouts. "I wish I could be on it! They get to be an ass just like I am" the General says. The Colonel and the Soldier just look at each other, then change the channel. "Change it back" the General commands. "Hell no, we were here first" the Colonel answers. "Does it look like I care about being considerate? Do as I say or else I'll cuss a lot, threaten to hit you, and slam the door in your face" the General exclaims.
After a few more minutes of stupidity, the General turns and leaves, forgetting to shut the door behind him. The Colonel gets up and shuts the door, making sure it's locked. "Good idea" the soldier says. The General walks outside and looks around. "What small animal can I kill today? A squirrel? Nah, chipmunk? How about a spider?" The General begins to walk around, walking right into Tenshinhan. "Shit" he shouts as he jumps back. "Why don't you watch where I'm walking" the General tells Tenshinhan. "You truely are an ass" Tenshinhan responds. "Wait a second... You're the guy that killed my friends" the General exclaims, finally recognizing Tenshinhan. "You mean your friends" Tenshinhan asks making quotes in the air. The General looks at Tenshinhan with a look of stupidity and confusion. "We all know that you're gay, so don't try to deny it with talk of your girlfriend" Tenshinhan says. The General growls a little and charges.
"You better watch yourself, three-eyes. I've been taking Taibo and I have a sword in my room" the General warns Tenshinhan as he charges. Tenshinhan laughs a little and flies up into the air. The General stops and looks up. "What the hell? How are you able to fly? Tell me, or I'll piss and moan" the General says. "Like you do in all or our role-playing games" a voice asks froom behind the General. The General spins around to find Blue Soldier and Colonel. "Guys, I need your help! This is the guy that killed our beloved Admiral" the General says. "Our beloved, or your beloved? Get this straight, I'm not gay..." the Soldier says. "Nor am I, fag" the Colonel replies. "We'll help you, though, but only because you out rank us" the Soldier says. "Good, then attack" the General shouts. "Um, he's up there and we're down here..." the Colonel tells the General. "Then use your guns" the General says. "That sounded bad...." the Soldier says to himself.
The three representatives of the Red Ribbon Army draw their glocks and fire on Tenshinhan. Tenshinhan just watches as the bullets bounce off his skin. "Who is this guy, Superman" the General thinks to himself. They continue to go through clip after clip, yet not a single bullet pierces his skin. "That's it, I'm outta here" the General thinks. As the Colonel and Soldier continue to fire, he pulls out a capsule and throws it to the ground. Tenshinhan's eyes widen as he realizes what just happened. Within a blink, he's at the cloud of smoke. However, the General is no where to be found. "Shit! Now I gotta find him again" Tenshinhan yells as more bullets bounce off him. Tenshinhan turns around and looks at the two remaining men.
"I'm tired of these two" he thinks. He blurs out of existance and appears behind them, knocking their heads together. They fall to the ground and Tenshinhan begins to walk away. However, they get back up. The Soldier then throws a small energy blast at Tenshinhan. The blast lands beneath Tenshinhan and explodes, sending him flying back. The Colonel meets him in the air, slamming Tenshinhan into the ground. Tenshinhan quickly gets up and spins around, kicking the Colonel into the Soldier. "Hell ya! Now this stuff is fun" Tenshinhan shouts. The Soldier recovers and charges, attempting to punch Tenshinhan. At the same time, the Colonel gets to his feet and fires an energy blast at the intruder. Tenshinhan catches the Soldier's arm and uses him as a bat. The energy blast explodes as the Soldier hits it. Tenshinhan releases him, tossing him into a large rock. Then, Tenshinhan disappears. The Colonel is thrown forward by a large explosion behind him. He spins around in the air and lands on his feet. "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you know" Tenshinhan says. The Colonel explodes into flames as Tenshinhan fires his eye beam. As the Colonel burns to a crisp, Tenshinhan turns to the Soldier. He forms a triangle with his hands and centers it over the Soldier. Tenshinhan shouts "Kikoho" and fires the deadly blast, engulfing the poor fool. Once the smoke and dust clears, nothing remains of the Soldier or the Colonel.
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65) Trunks vs. Red Rookie: Boss Battle
"Thought you might need that", Trunks mentions from the branches above. Not only is the Red Rookie embarrassed at being caught with his pants down, he’s furious that some little punk would dare try and infringe upon his "zone". Trunks floats slowly to the ground as the Rookie scrambles to his feet but can’t manage to get the pants past his bum. "You might try the button and the zipper", Trunks points out and the Rookie turns around, unintentionally mooning him in the process. Trunks’ eyes widen and then clamp shut in pain at the sight of that forest.
"Might I ask what you’re doing here?" asks the Rookie. Trunks slowly opens his eyes, not looking at the stranger for the sake of his eyes, and seeing no apparent nasty show, turns to the Rookie and responds, "I was actually wondering the same thing." Shakily the Rookie responds, "You are? Well, what I mean is you’re trespassing upon my zone, and if you don’t leave this instant I will be forced to, uh, remove you, yes." Trunks rolls his eyes. "Trespassing huh? I don’t know of any zones, unless, oh, yes, you must be part of that pathetic group that has come here to, what? Take control of the planet? I think not. Not if I have anything to say about it!"
With that, Trunks begins to power up. Taking Trunks’ lead, the nervous Rookie slowly begins his power up. Trunks finishes and the Rookie begins to sweat. Annoyed, Trunks crosses his arms and waits. A huge yawn escapes Trunks just as the Rookie finishes his power up. "I’ll show you, you little punk!" snarls the Rookie and quickly fires an energy blast at Trunks. Trunks dematerializes and appears five feet to his right as the energy blast explodes against a tree twenty yards behinds him. "Nice shootin", Trunks mentions as he looks back at the fallen tree. "ARG!" The Rookie can’t believe he missed and charges Trunks at full speed. Trunks merely fires an energy blast right back and the sprinting Rookie’s momentum is completely stopped as he crashes to the ground. "I want to show you something", says Trunks as he reaches to his side and gathers energy. "Kame...Hame..."
The Rookie can’t see anything as a brilliant white light appears in front of the intruder. Just as he sets his wobbly legs beneath him. "HAAAAA!" The kamehameha strikes the poor rookie square in the chest and he is thrown back into the forest. Trunks wades through the smoke and debris to find the soldier crumpled at the base of a dented redwood. Trunks kneels down and reaches to check the pulse when suddenly the Rookie’s eyes flash open. A swift uppercut to the jaw is dealt and Trunks goes flying into the air. Still in his sitting position, the Rookie yells, "Pull!" and fires another energy blast. This one connects with Trunks’ abdomen and he yells in pain. Trunks crumples to the ground as the Rookie rises to his feet. Kneeling down, the rookie whispers into Trunks ear, "Now you must face the ultimmMMMM!" The Rookie staggers back holding his bleeding mouth and Trunksleaps to his feet.
"Take this!" Trunks throws a punch to the Rookie’s abdomen. "And THIS!" A right to the Rookie’s jaw spins him around a couple times until Trunks roughly grabs him by both shoulders and stares into his eyes, "Go back and tell your friends about this." Trunks releases the frightened Rookie and steps back. Placing his hands together, forefingers and thumbs touching, Trunks does a little wave with his arms. The rookie is puzzled by this. Is this fool dancing? The wave stops and Trunks gives the Rookie a goodbye wink for good measure. Before the Rookie can be frightened again, the Burning Attack slams into his body, propelling him into the air for miles. Trunks sighs and drops his head, shaking it as if to say, "stupid fool."
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64) Majin Buu vs. NPI Piccolo: NPI Spar
Hours later Piccolo still stands waiting for Buu. The sun has crossed the sky and is beginning to set when Buu finally stops laughing and turns to face his instructor. Without warning Buu blurs in and out of existence as he approaches Piccolo and throws a punch at his face. Piccolo easily deflects Buu's crude attack and returns several of his own, forcing Buu on the defensive.
Mocking Piccolo's abilities, Buu backs away and taunts his opponent, making monkey noises and walking about on his hands. Confused, Piccolo watches his adversaries strange behavior for a moment deciding it is simply another facet of his students insanity and attacks. Piccolo moves towards Buu with blinding speed and throws him into the air. Buu quickly halts himself and hovers in midair, again his laughter mocks Piccolo.
Annoyed by Buu's insanity Piccolo launches energy blast after energy blast, even as Buu continues to laugh. Eventually Buu is surrounded by hovering energy blasts and Piccolo yells "Kakusanyudokodan." As each and every blast intersects Buu he continues to laugh, apparently unaffected by Piccolo's attack, and when the smoke clears Buu is still laughing.
However, all of a sudden Buu stops laughing and looks down. He spots Piccolo waiting on the ground and decides to end this fight quickly. Buu starts to power up for his transformation and just as he is bout to transform Piccolo yells "Chobakuretsumaha" and a giant blast flies out of Piccolo's hands and intersects a hovering Buu who is unprepared for Piccolo's attack. Buu comes crashing to the ground and lands with an audible impact, unconscious. Piccolo walks over to his arrogant pupil and picks him up, carrying him back to his hut.
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63) Piccolo vs. NPI Rikum: NPI Spar
"So, who gets to start this" Rikum asks. "Be my guest" replies Piccolo. Suddenly, the ground behind Rikum expodes and he charges. The look on Piccolo's face goes from smile to serious as Rikum nears. Rikum throws a punch, but Piccolo blocks it with his right arm. He throws another punch, but once again, Piccolo blocks. Rikum then jumps into the air, sailing over Piccolo. He tosses a ki blast into his back. The ball hits its mark and sends Piccolo flying forward. He spins around and does a front hand-spring, landing on his feet. Rikum charges once again, this time attempting to kick his Namekian foe. Piccolo dodges and sends a punch to the "mommy daddy button", as Fat Bastard would say. Rikum grabs himself and begins to roll around on the ground, obviously in a great deal of pain.
"Opps, sorry. I keep forgetting that other races have seperate sexes..." Piccolo tells Rikum. Rikum continues to roll around, wishing he had an ice pack or an aspirin. After another ten minutes or so, Rikum slowly gets back up. "You ready" Piccolo asks. Rikum gives him an ugly look and takes a deep breath. "Eraser cannon" Rikum shouts. The massive mouth beam slams into Piccolo, sending him to the ground. Rikum hobbles over to him and looks down. "That's what you get...." Rikum says before walking off.
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62) Gohan vs. Blue Cadet: Boss Battle
Gohan was about to give up when all of a sudden he heard a series of loud screeches that he couldn't make out. Shortly thereafter a downcast Blue Cadet walked out of base camp. Excitement gripped Gohan as he said to himself, "this time I really will spread word of the Templar Knights." However, moments later to his distress Blue Rookie left base camp and ran to catch up to his companion. However, as soon as Blue Rookie caught up to his friend, Gohan heard "Blue Rookie, report to the General's office immediately for a special assignment" broadcast over the loudspeaker. Immediately the Blue Rookie turned around walked back to base camp leaving the Blue Cadet alone.
Not wanting anyone else to interfere with his victory, Gohan followed the Blue Cadet for several miles until he knew no one was around and then lowers himself down in front of his opponent. Quickly recognizing his old adversary Blue Cadet proceeds to give Gohan the taunting of a lifetime, seeking to demoralize his opponent, allowing Blue Cadet to triumph over his more powerful adversary. "Oh, so I see you've come back for more, you yellow bellied son of a goat. Why don't you go home to mama so she can breast feed you some more you baby. I'm not going to waste my time fighting some little four year old maggot. I'd report you to the authorities telling them that you should be in school, but it's obvious to me that you aren't intelligent enough to be there. They probably even kicked you out for being dumb. And that's saying something because no one gets kicked out of public school no matter how stupid they are. But I guess that just shows us how tremendously stupid you are."
His taunt finished the Blue Cadet then lets out a tremendous sigh. However, still not confident of his victory he takes a deep breath and continues with his verbal assault upon the young Gohan. "Of course it isn't your fault. Stupidity is hereditary after all. You can't help the fact that you have the mental brain power of a dog. Actually, I take that back; it was far too generous. You in fact have the brain power of a rock. But like I was saying, it isn't your fault. You, my diminutive friend of limited intelligence, are stupid because you have bad genes. Bad genes, given to you by your father, one of the dumbest human beings to have ever existed, are to blame. And how do I know this you ask, why because I'm a genius." "GGGRRRrrrrrrrrr" responds Gohan. "Don't make fun of my father you bad man. DDDIIIEEEE." With this Gohan leaps towards the unprepared Blue Cadet and butts him with his head. As the Blue Cadet stands clutching his chest unable to breath, Gohan gets up, still enraged and yells "masenko," firing a blast which intersects the Blue Cadet and quickly vaporizes him. Blue Cadet no more and his father's name defended, Gohan calms down and walks away, completely exhausted from following Blue Cadet all night. He is five after all.
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61) Goku Jr. vs. Black Admiral: Boss Battle
Somewhere off the trail, Goku Junior watches the small troop. "Hmm, strange. I would have never thought these fools could be this serene. It will be a shame to kill them. Oh well, on to business." As the threesome continues on the path, they come across a large rock. Unbeknownst to them, Goku Junior sits on the other side. "Well, shall be rest here" the Admiral asks. "Sounds good to me" the Soldier replies. "Me too" says the Cadet. The three make camp near the rock, hoping to get a good rest. After almost an hour, Junior becomes impatient. "Where the hell are they? They should have gotten here by now! Maybe they turned back." Junior walks out from behind the rock and finds them resting. "Well, isn't this convenient" Junior says while walking towards the camp.
"Hello there" shouts the Admiral. Junior continues walking, stopping next to the Cadet. "Out walking on this fine Sunday afternoon" the Cadet asks Junior. Junior raises his right arm to the Cadet and vaporizes him with a single energy blast. "Something like that..." Junior replies. The Admiral and Soldier jump to their feet and take a defensive stance. The Admiral then charges, throwing a punch. Junior catches his arm and tosses him onto the fire, shouting "Time freeze" and taking a deep breath moments later. As the Admiral jumps around with his pants on fire, time stops. Junior looks around, picking his targets carefully. He jumps into the air and flies up high, releasing his breath. The flow of time resumes and the Admiral begins to hop around once more. Junior stops rising and draws his hands to his side. "Ka..me...ha....me....HA" echoes his voice. He snaps his hands forward and fires the wave of ki at the Soldier. He disappears in a massive explosion, never again to be seen (in other words, he's dead). Junior turns back to the bouncing Admiral and raises his arm into the air. "Now, watch the birdy" he shouts. The Admiral stops jumping around and looks up. "What birdy" he asks himself as a large energy ball slams into his head, erasing it from existance. Junior watches his body fall to the ground and then leaves.
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60) Kuririn vs. Yellow Colonel: Boss Battle
Kuririn slams his fist into the Colonels gut, then knees him in the face. Then Colonel stumbles a little, then kicks Kuririn in the head. Kuririn spins around once from the kick, but instead of falling over he turns the spin into a round-house kick to the Colonel's temple. Kuririn then blasts the Colonel with a few Ki blasts as he flys out the window.
When the Colonel walks over to the window and looks at Kuririn, Kuririn seems to be holding his hands over his eyes. "TAIYOKEN!!!!" The bright flash blinds the Colonel momentarily, long enough for Kuririn to use Daichiretsuzan and slice his arm off. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY ARM!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" The Colonel clutches what was his arm and stumbles out the hole in the wall, he hits the ground and doesn't move for a minute of two, then he stirs a little and tries to get up.
"Don't move Colonel, I'll kill you." Kuririn slowly lowers himself to the ground. "Eat dirt!!" The Colonel releases a blast of energy at Kuririn. Kuririn uses Zanzoken and appears behind the Colonel. "Chou.... KAME... HA.. ME. HA!!!" The blast absorbs the Yellow Colonel and keeps going, it slams into a building and explodes, destroying half the base. Kuririn flys away from the destruction, satisfied that the Yellow Colonel has been sent to the ND with the rest of his gang.
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59) Brolli vs. NPI Nappa: NPI Spar
Brolli simply stands there waiting for Nappa to finish his pointless banter, thinking to himself, "my god Nappa is dumb. He's worse than Goku. I didn't think that was possible. If this was the future of my race we were screwed anyway."
"Hey, what's wrong Brolli? Dog got your tongue? I bet you're afraid. Don't worry I'll be gentle. But, before I pound you into the ground -- hey that rhymes, cool -- I'll give you a chance to make like a tree and get out of here."
This insult was the last straw. Brolli can no longer take Nappa's stupidity and fucking snaps. With blinding speed Brolli charges Nappa attempting remove his head from the rest of his body. However,
unfortunately Nappa's stupidity does not affect his speed, and he blocks Brolli's attack delivering a punch to Brolli's gut. Or at least to where Brolli's gut was moments before. Nappa looks up and sees Brolli standing back where he was moments before waiting for Nappa with his arms held out and his head lifted towards the sky.
Nappa smiles, saying to himself, "ooohh this is going to be fun," and charges his pint sized opponent. Brolli meets Nappa's charge with a swift kick to his groin, attempting to rid the gene pool of Nappa's influence. Almost instantly Nappa jumps back avoiding Brolli's attack. "That was a dirty trick. I'm proud of you. You have come so far since you've arrived here to study with me."
"God he's stupid" says Brolli to himself. I can't stand him. What will it take to get him to shut up?" Brolli thinks. "Hey Brolli, are you ready to fight, or are you just going to stand there looking like an idiot all day?' the real idiot replies." You're calling me an idiot? I don't fucking think so. Bring it on you overgrown ape."
"Why thank you" responds Nappa. "It is good of you to notice my impressive stature." Brolli simply shakes his head in response, thinking to himself "wow, this is pathetic. How did I get stuck talking to this imbecile? Oh well, if he's fighting he can't talk. "Let's go Nappa."
Brolli blurs in and out of existence appearing directly in front of Nappa. Before he can react Brolli throws a punch directly into Nappa's gut which throws him back several feet. However, Nappa gets up and dusts himself off, saying to Brolli "that wasn't bad, but you're going to have to do better than that if you want to harm me." Unable to tolerate Nappa's existence any longer, Brolli attacks again, kicking Nappa in the side of the head and sending him crashing into a nearby mountain. Moments later Nappa climbs out
of the ruble and dusts himself off again saying to Brolli "this is fun. We should do this more often. I think you actually scratched me a little.
Again Brolli repeats his attack and again Nappa is unaffected. As Nappa gets up, Brolli charges him. Before Nappa can react, Brolli grabs his tail and hurls him into the air and then kicks him back to the ground. When Nappa lands Brolli comes crashing down upon him and starts screaming. Unable to control his anger Brolli's hair begins to change color as he beats Nappa senseless. "Why don't you just shut up. How much fun do you think this is huh? And the saying isn't dog got your tongue, it's cat got your tongue you fucking moron. I'm going to delete you from the gene pool. What are you, a fucking neanderthal? My god, I can't believe that someone hasn't terminated you simply on the grounds of your stupidity. And by the way, the saying is make like a tree and leave you stupid barbarian."
...Brolli's change complete, Nappa is left for dead, his lifeless body barely breathing and blood coming out of his mouth, his nose, his ears, and even his eyes. He has never received such a severe beating, but he's never been this happy either.
Notes:
58) Goku vs. Red Sousui: Boss Battle
After another hour of the rack, Red Sousui walks over to a wall. Several lines are drawn on it indicating growth over a short period. He puts his back up to the wall and makes a mark just above his head. He turns around and looks. "Damn! I haven't grown at all! This isn't working....." he tells himself. "Have you ever heard of the Dragonballs" the Colonel asks. "The what" Sousui replies. "The Dragonballs. It is widely wispered that they can give you anything that your heart desires" the Colonel tells him. "So, they're like Aladin's lamp" asks Red Sousui. "I guess" the Colonel says. "Hmm, if they do exist, they could give me exactly what I want...." Red Sousui thinks. "Where are they?" The Colonel shrugs. "Typical" the Sousui says as he turns and leaves.
The Colonel follows him to a large room. Computers fill it from one corner to the next; people run around frantically. "What is this place" the Colonel asks. "This is the heart of the Red Ribbon Army. All of the information sent by our officers on other worlds comes directly to this room. These people decifer that information and report any breaking news to me" Red Sousui explains. "Cool. I didn't think we had this kind of stuff....." the Colonel says. The continue walking until they come to a device of some sort. "Do you know what this is" Red Sousui asks. "Yes" the Colonel answers. "You do?!? What is it then" he shouts, obviously shocked. "I think it's called a scouter. I saw one on TV once in an infomercial. It's used to detect the fighting power of someone. I think you can use it to find the Dragonballs too" the Colonel explains. Sousui looks at him with wide eyes. He then grabs the scouter and runs outside, the Colonel on his heels the entire way.
Once outside, the Colonel shows Sousui how to wear it. Then, Red Sousui clicks the button on the side and it activates. He looks at the Colonel and it reads 50,000. He continues around in a circle until a beep is heard and 592,699 pops up. "What in Kami's name...." the Sousui says. Suddenly, the Colonel is engulfed in a cloud of smoke. Red Sousui spins around to find him dead, a large hole in his chest. He slowly turns back to where the PL was and finds a buff, spiky-haired man. "Go..Go...Go..Goku" the Sousui studders. "Hey! I thought I knew you! You're that Sousui guy, aren't you" Goku shouts. The scouter beaps and reads that PL once again. "How did he get so powerful...." the Sousui asks himself. "I hate to say this, but I'm gonna have to defeat you and your Army once again" Goku tells him. "If you think you can, than prove it" Red Sousui tells him as he draws his sword. Goku feels a slight jolt in the short man's power level, knowing that he needs to disarm his foe.
Suddenly, Goku blurs appearing next to Red Sousui. As Sousui turns his head, Goku slams his left fist into the Sousui's gut. As he double-over, Goku uppercuts him, knocking him back up. Red Sousui falls to the ground hard, making him drop his sword. Immediately, Goku feels his PL drop. However, as Goku jumps into the air, Red Sousui rolls over and grabs his sword. His PL jumps once more as he dodges Goku's kick. Goku lands on the ground and Red Sousui charges, swinging his sword back and forth. Goku dodges the swipes and jumps back into the air. He rises up out of reach and looks down on Red Sousui. "I'm sorry, but this is going to stop now" Goku tells him. He then draws his hands back and gathers some energy. "Ka....me..." Goku's voice echoes over the land. "Where have I seen this before" Red Sousui thinks. "Ha....me...." Goku's voice echoes once more. Red Sousui's eyes widen as he realizes what Goku is doing. He resheaths his sword, then frantically searches for something. Goku finally shouts "ha" and brings his hands forward. The famous wave of energy explodes from his cupped hands, heading straight for Red Sousui. As it nears, Red Sousui pulls something out of his shirt. "Ah ha" he shouts and throws it to the ground. A large cloud of smoke forms and the kamehameha wave passes right through it, heading over the horizon. "What the hell...." Goku thinks. He hovers to the ground as the smoke disappates; Red Sousui has vanished.
Notes:
57) Piccolo vs. Yellow Cadet: Boss Battle
No sooner had Piccolo spoken than the Cadet walked by on his rounds. Piccolo allows him to pass by and as the Cadet begins to walk away he closes his eyes and concentrates. His arms begin to stretch out, rapidly approaching the Cadet from behind. All of a sudden Piccolo grabs his opponent, picks him up off the ground, and brings him back. Piccolo turns the Cadet around, stares at his feeble opponent for a few seconds, and then yells "BWAAAHH."
But the Cadet is so scared he wets himself. Piccolo drops the Cadet in disgust and the he begins to run away. Piccolo waits a moment, and throws an energy blast which flies right between the Cadet's legs, causing him to stop dead in his tracks. Piccolo then presses his hands together and powers a Ki blast up between the palms of his hands. When the blast is complete Piccolo yells "Chobakuretsumaha." The blast intersects the Cadet square in the back.
As Piccolo walks away he notices a pair of smoldering tennis shoes where the Cadet used to be. He walks by them without a second thought and says to himself "all that waiting and the fight didn't even last for a minute. How disappointing."
Notes:
56) Brolli vs. NPI Nappa: NPI Spar
Minutes pass and Nappa finally begins to look around for Brolli. Eventually, he finds him and takes a defensive stance. "How did you do that" Nappa asks. "You really are an idiot" Brolli tells him. Brolli then disappears once more. This time, Nappa turns around, expecting Brolli to be there. "Huh? Where'd he go" Nappa asks, not seeing Brolli behind him. He scratches his bald head and continues to look around. Meanwhile, Brolli looks down on Nappa. "Poor fool" Brolli says. He charges up a few small ki blasts and tosses them down towards Nappa. All of them purposely miss Nappa, but serve their purpose, landing around him like rain. Nappa turns around, looks up, and finally sees Brolli. He jumps into the air and flies up to him. "Come on, fight me like a man" Nappa says. Brolli raises his right hand and forms a small, white ball of ki. "How about I fight you like a Saiya-Jin" Brolli asks. He throws the ball into the air and shouts out, "Moon Ball Explode!!" The small blast explodes, creating a very large white orb of energy. Nappa grins, finally realizing what Brolli was doing. The two hover to the ground and immediately begin to grow in size, shape, and hairyness.
After nearly a minute, the two men are replaced by two large apes. Brolli and Nappa stare at each other, neither one berserk. "So, you can control this form too. Maybe you are better than I thought..." Nappa says. Nappa then opens his mouth and fires a large pink blast from it. The blast heads straight for Brolli, but he simply jumps into the air,
sailing over Nappa. Brolli lands behind him and spins around, grabbing his tail. He clinches down on it. "Ha ha ha! Did you actually think that would hurt me, an Elite" Nappa tells Brolli. "No, but this should" Brolli says, giving the tail a hard tug. Nappa's eyes widen as he feels his tail get pulled off. Almost instantly, he begins to shrink. Brolli grins and throws the tail aside. A few seconds later, Nappa is back to his former self. He gets off the ground and looks up at Brolli. "So, do you want to fight now that I'm bigger" Brolli's voice booms. "Uh, no. I surrender...." Nappa says. Brolli smiles and fires a blast at the artificial moon, destroying it. Once he's back to normal, Brolli and Nappa go inside and get some food.
Notes:
55) Gohan vs. Blue Cadet: Boss Battle
The two stand in silence for a moment when the Cadet finally breaks the silence by saying "I will destroy you and bring glory to the Red Ribbon Army." Gohan responds in kind saying "I will vanquish you and the evil you represent. With my victory word of the Templar Knights will spread throughout the universe." "Well then aren't we cocky" responds the Cadet.
"I am simply confident in my abilities and determined to defeat you." Goten tells him. "Awww, shut up already. I'm tired of listening to your crap. Your true power seems to be boredom. You're going to make me run away simply so that I no longer have to listen to you. Well I don't think so. As you can see I can talk more than you. Now I guess you know...
Annoyed at the Cadet's constant chatter Gohan charges past the cadet and kicks him in the back sending him flying forward. However, the Cadet responds quickly and returns the favor to Gohan as he delivers a roundhouse to his opponents head. When Gohan recovers from the blow he hurls an energy blast at the Cadet. The Cadet dodges and returns the blast forcing Gohan to fly into the air to avoid the blast. Hovering above the Cadet Gohan launches a Masenko, which the Cadet easily dodges.
Unhappy with the results from his earlier attack, Gohan yells "Masenko" again and again forcing the cadet to run for his life as he attempts to
avoid Gohan's repeated blasts. However, eventually the blasts catch up to the already weakened Cadet and he does not have the strength to protect himself. The blast strikes and the smoke clears to the Cadet wavering slightly in the breeze until a few moments later he falls to the ground unconscious.
Notes:
54) Tenshinhan vs. Blue General: Boss Battle
While the Admiral and the Colonel inspect the Rookie, the General walks over to the door and opens it. He jumps back, startled by the man standing outside. "Did you do this? Huh? Did you hurt Jed" the General asks the tall, muscular man. Tenshinhan just stands there, staring at the General. "Fine, don't answer. John, Jack, kill him" he shouts. The Admiral and the Colonel run outside towards Tenshinhan. As they near, the Admiral jumps into the air, his leg extended for a kick. The Colonel draws his right arm back, forming a ki blast. The Admiral slams into Tenshinhan, kicking him back slightly. The Admiral then flips back, right over the Colonel. Next, the Colonel tosses the blast into Tenshinhan's chest. It hits and explodes, sending debris flying everywhere. The Colonel and Admiral give each other a high five. "No one has ever survived our double strike" the Admiral says. "Yeah, we're the best" the Colonel concurs. They walk off, each with an arm over the other's shoulder. As the dust clears, Tenshinhan becomes visible once more. He watches the two walk off, unimpressed by their attack. He raises two fingers to his forhead and disappears.
As he walks away, the Colonel decides to look back and make sure that Tenshinhan was killed. "Good, he really was killed...." he thinks. Then, before he even turns his head forward, Tenshinhan appears in front of them. The Admiral stops slack-jawed. "He..he..he survived it" he studders in shock. The Colonel then slowly turns his head towards Tenshinhan, his eyes wide with fear. Before the Colonel can even take another breath, Tenshinhan uppercuts the Admiral, sending him flying into the air. Tenshinhan then spin kicks the Colonel, sending him flying backwards. Tenshinhan raises his right arm into the air and forms a Kienzan, tossing it towards the Colonel. Then he turns back to the Admiral and takes a deep breath. Tenshinhan shouts out "Eraser Cannon" and launches a huge blast from his mouth. Before the Admiral even hits the ground from the uppercut, he is completely engulfed by the cannon. Tenshinhan turns back to the Colonel, seeing his head several feet from his body. Satisfied, he turns towards the General. With a tear in his eye, the General throws something onto the ground. A cloud of smoke quickly forms around the General. Tenshinhan runs towards it, finding nothing but smoke. "Grr... I'll get you someday..." Tenshinhan tells himself.
Notes:
53) Paikuhan vs. Trunks: Battle
Several moments later a surprised Trunks pulls himself up and can't find Paikuhan anywhere. The only person around was Master Roshi who seemed to have come out to watch the fight. "Have you seen Paikuhan" yells Trunks over to Roshi. Roshi simply shakes his head in response. Trunks turns around figuring that Paikuhan must be hiding somewhere. "He wouldn't run off in the middle of a fight. Where did he go?"
All of a sudden Trunks slumps to the ground. Some time later when Trunks regains his senses his and his vision clears, he sees Roshi standing over him and shaking his head. Trunks asks him "what happened? Did Paikuhan get me." Roshi replies "well sort of as he changes back into Paikuhan."
In reply Trunks holds out his hand congratulating his opponent. Paikuhan grips Trunks' hand and their friendship is restored. As the pair walks back into Kame's house, Trunks says to Paikuhan "you just wait till next time. That trick won't work again." "No it won't. But then again, I'll have a new trick next time."
Notes:
52) Goten vs. Red Admiral: Boss Battle
"What's the big idea?!? Wait.... Aren't you..." he says, his eyes widening. Goten doesn't answer. Then, the door beneath Goten flies open and the Cadet runs out. "What the hell was that" he shouts. The Admiral points up to the roof and the Cadet turns and looks. "Who's the kid" he asks. "That's Go..goku..." the Admiral studders. "That can't be Goku. Goku's not a child...." the Cadet reminds the Admiral. The Admiral smacks the back of the Cadet's head. "Of course it isn't! I was just testing you, yeah.... Anyway, take care of this intruder that looks like Goku" the Admiral says. The Cadet salutes and looks back to Goten. "Uh, sir, how in God's name am I supposed to get up there" the Cadet asks. The Admiral grabs the Cadet and tosses him up on top of the building.
Once he's back on his feet, the Cadet charges Goten. Goten frowns, he wanted a more challenging foe. As the Cadet nears, a "shink" sound is heard. Goten then charges, his sword extended from his side. As the two pass, Goten's sword slices right through the Cadet's mid-section. Goten stops and turns around, resheathing his sword. The Cadet upper body falls forward, his legs remain standing. Goten then turns towards the Admiral. Suddenly, Goten disappears. The Admiral looks everywhere, finally finding Goten about 30 feet behind him. "Well, you sure beat him rather easily. However, I'm much stronger than him..." the Admiral tells Goten. Goten continues to stare at him without even the stightest expression on his face. "Well, aren't you scared?!? Look at these biceps! I'm tough! You should run home to your mommy" the Admiral tries to convince Goten. Goten simply pulls his arms back to his right side. A blue arua suddenly explodes around Goten as he powers up. "What are you doing..." the Admiral asks. "Chou......Ka......Me....." Goten's voice echoes. "Ka me... huh? What the hell is he doing" the Admiral asks himself. "Ha....Me...." Goten echoes once more. Suddenly, Goten brings his hands forward, shouting "ha". The aura explodes and a huge blast flies towards the Admiral. "Oh....that's what he was doing....." the Admiral says. His head lowers as the blast zooms towards him. A second later, the entire complex is shaken as the massive blast slams into the Admiral, vaporizing every trace of his existance. Goten waits until the dust clears, then leaves.
Notes:
51) Goku Jr. vs. Yellow Admiral: Boss Battle
Meanwhile, under the desk in room 1307c, the Yellow Admiral was hiding. "Oh my god. I hope that three eyed freak doesn't find me. I don't want to die. Please God, I know I've never been a religious man, but if you could just make that triclops go away I'd start going to church all the time."
Hearing the Yellow Admiral's conversation with himself Jr. walks into room c and says "Hi there. I've been looking all over for you. I'm glad you let me know where you were. If you hadn't I'd never have found you. You sure are nice. Thanks."
"Hey wait" the Admiral thinks to himself. "that isn't that three eyed monster. Ah ha," the Admiral says as he leaps out from under the desk. "You must truly be foolish to seek me out. I have only been defeated once and that was by a three eyed man. I was hiding because I thought he was back here looking for me, but now I see it is only you. A mere child. Hardly worth the efforts of a Red Ribbon Army Admiral. You fool. Prepare for the beating of a lifetime you insolent pup.... The arrogance of today's youth."
"I don't think so. I might not be as strong as Tenshinhan, but I can still kick your ass without even trying." he responds. "Oh I think not. You must be confusing me with one of the lower soldiers. I'm no weakling. My rank was achieved through the vigorous use of bribes. But that doesn't mean I can't fight. I mean, how do you think I earned the money? Well, I inherited it, but that doesn't mean I can't fight."
"Ok, how about I just come back later when you are done talking to yourself," replies Jr. as he prepares to make a hasty exit wanting to get away from this head case. "I don't think so tiny. You're not getting off that easy. When we're done you'll feel my hand across your backside."
"This guy is mental" Jr. says to himself. "Well" replies Jr., "if your so eager to have me kick the crap out of you, we'll go outside and I'll shove my fist down your throat."
"Now Now there little fellow. There isn't any need to use that kind of language. Be friendly. Didn't your mother teach you to respect your elders." In response to this Jr. simply shakes his head and walks towards the door. However, before he has walked more than a few feet Yellow Admiral grabs his shoulder and turns him around saying "don't turn your back on me you little monster. You need to be disciplined." With this the admiral attempts to smack Jr. across the face with his palm. Jr. blocks this crude attack and lands a kidney punch on the Admiral, who collapses to the ground. However, moments later he is up and responds to Jr.'s attack saying "well I seem to have underestimated you. Its no matter though. You are still no match for my power. You will soon learn the folly of your behavior. Before you struck me I was simply going to teach you a lesson. Now I will teach you two or three lessons."
And the fight is on. Jr. and the Yellow Admiral exchange blows, neither able to land anything until Jr. finally connects with a blow to the Admiral's nose. The Admiral goes down again, but he is up just as quickly. "You broke my nose you snotty little kid. I'll show you. Fucking little snot." Instantly the Admiral is attacking Jr. who can barely hold him at bay as in his anger the Admiral has become simply too fast for Jr. He barely dodges a kick leveled at his head. However, Jr. is unable to block the punch that follows it and his is sent flying across the room and through the wall into the hallway beyond.
As the Admiral walks out the door he says to himself "that will teach him. Punk kid.... Hey, where did he go?" "I'm right behind you" responds Jr. as he grabs the Admiral's arm and throws him through the ceiling. Jr. meets him in the air and sends him flying to the ground. Again the Admiral is up instantly. He responds by throwing an energy blast into the air. Jr. avoids the attack and yells "Masenko" sending a more powerful energy blast at the Admiral. The attack takes the Admiral by surprise and sends him flying back into the complex, and through a wall into the mess hall. The Admiral shakes his head to clear his thoughts and says to himself "wow I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in a week. Not since someone killed the cook, yellow soldier.... I don't have time to worry about such trivial things. I have a small child that needs to be disciplined. Now where did he get off too."
"Ah ha" yells the Yellow Admiral as Jr. lowers walks into the mess through the hole the Admiral made. "There you are. I see you have come back for another lesson." "I don't think so. Now watch the Birdie." Oh, like I'm going to fall for that old trick. As soon as I look over my shoulder your going to blind side me."
"Fine. See if I care? But I warned you." With that Jr. releases his attack which flies right past the Admiral's ear causing him to duck, leaving him open to the flying kick which Jr. levels at his head. Again the Admiral is sent flying through a wall. This time out into the courtyard of the Yellow Base. He pulls himself up and says to the waiting Jr. "that was a dirty trick. I should have expected you to do something like that. Damn kids. No respect."
"I'm sorry replies Jr., but I just don't have time to listen to you jabber on about nothing anymore." A few moments pass and Jr. takes a deep breath right before he yells "Time Freeze." Holding his breath, Jr. runs around behind the Admiral and says "Ka...me...Ha...me" and releases his breath just as he says "ha."
As time returns to normal the Admiral instantly notices that Jr. has disappeared and says to himself "where did that punk get off to." As he turns around to check behind him he sees Jr.'s blast descending upon him. An instant later the blast connects. When the smoke clears the Admiral's body lies on the ground his breathing ragged. Not wanting to take a chance that he might live through that blast Jr. holds out a single finger and says to himself "Furiza Beam" ending the Admiral's life.
Jr. then looks around and flies off into the distance not noticing the Yellow Colonel hiding behind a pile of barrels all the while saying to himself "please don't find me, please don't find me."
Notes:
Trunks tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 6,250.
Red Colonel #2 tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 10,006.
The General stands in the middle of an empty field, waiting. "Well.." he looks at his watch, "They said they'd bring the traitor here." Suddenly a large blast of energy hits the ground at the General's feet. "Lets get him Tien!!" Goku Jr. yells and he flies in, blasting away at the General. "Don't underestimate his power Jr." Tien lands in front of the General, then swings his foot around and slams it into the General's head.
Tenshinhan won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 200,000. He killed Blue General.
Goku Jr. won two Boss Battles. PL raised by 52,500. He killed Blue Admiral and Blue Cadet.
Blue General lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Blue Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Blue Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Goku and Vegita Ou faced off across a large clearing. Both attempting to stare the other down, and neither succeeding. Anyway.
Goku lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 50,640.
Gohan had been toying with Blue Rookie all week and frankly, Blue Rookie was sick of it. He might not be the biggest or the strongest around, but damnit, he wasn't going to let that little kid push him around anymore. He was going to stand up for his rights. In fact he wasn't going to wait for Gohan to show up. He was going to find out where that little kid lived and show up at his front door. Gohan would soon find out that Blue Rookie was not someone to be trifled with. Blue Rookie immediately went upstairs and logged onto their intelligence network so he could figure out where Gohan was staying. "Damnit, Gohan is off wandering around the countryside. I'll never find him now."
Gohan won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 4,000. He killed Blue Rookie.
Blue Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
On this quiet night, Red Soldier walks around the large city he calls home. He's on watch again, just like last week. As he walks, he thinks. "I hope I don't run into that purple-haired guy agian. I don't know how he did that monkey thing, but damn! I need to learn to do that! Then I could run this crappy organization and order others to do the dirty work!" He continues on until he comes to a long, dark alley. "Damn, I hate checking these places," he says. "They give me the creeps." He enters the dark alley, wishing he had a flashlight or even a candle.
Trunks won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 16,984. He killed Red Soldier.
Red Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
"All conductors are evil!" Tenshinhan states emphatically. "It’s just a general rule, as an orchestra member you are not allowed to like or even respect the conductor. More so, Mozart was the only composer who wrote anything worth playing!"
Tenshinhan lost one NPI spar. PL raised by 39,368.
After yet another week of riding an energy wave, Red Rookie falls to the floor of the Red Ribbon Army's Headquarters exhausted. "Damn it," he says. "How are these pathetic fools beating me so bad? I mean, come on! A girl kicked my butt...." After almost an hour, the Rookie finally gets to his feet and heads to the kitchen, hoping to find something to eat. However, once there, he finds the drawers and cabinets all opened and no food in the fridge. "What in the hell is going on?" the Rookie asks himself. "Where's all the food? Was it my turn to go to the store?" He continues searching through the place, looking for the slightest crumb of bread. "Damn it! I'm soooo hungry!" he shouts. After a few more minutes, he leaves the kitchen and walks outside, heading to the garage. He jumps into a car and heads off to town.
Videl won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 4,200. She killed Red Rookie.
Red Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Yellow Cadet walks into the weight room and looks around. "Hmm, what to do today?" he asks himself. "I know, I'll do some bench presses." he walks over to the machine and sets the weights to 50 pounds. Then he lays down on the bench and begins lifting. After about 20 reps, he takes a short break. After ten minutes or so, he continues lifting. Minutes later, Kuririn walks into the Yellow Headquarters and looks around. "Hmm, how many are left?" he asks himself. "I know, I'll go to the surveillance room." He heads that way and opens the door. He pulls up a chair and begins switching through the cameras. After about ten minutes, he finds the Cadet in the weight room. "Well, I guess he'll just have to do," Kuririn tells himself. He gets up and heads towards it.
Kuririn won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,500. He killed Yellow Cadet.
Yellow Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimesion.
Kick, kick, kick; punch, punch, punch. "I can't believe that our General is making us do these things," Blue Soldier tells himself. Over the past few weeks, the Blue force of the Red Ribbon Army has been doing Tae Bo under their General's orders. He figured that Billy Blanks' techniques are what got him through the battle with that tree-eyed man. Blue Soldier knows otherwise, however. "What a pussy," he says. After another half hour of "training", the Soldier turns off the television and walks out of the room. He heads to the shower and cleans up. After his nice, 20 minute washing, he heads outside to enjoy the rest of the day. "I think I'll go for a jog," he tells himself. He takes off down a road.
Gohan won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 10,000. He killed Blue Soldier.
Blue Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
"Pay attention," Cell shouts. "How are you supposed to learn this move if you don't watch?" he asks Goten. "Now, I'm going to take this little kitty here and absorb it, so pay attention." Cell takes the cat by the tail and within seconds, it's a part of Cell. "See? Now you try," Cell tells Goten. "Um, I'm not here to learn that technique, remember? Hell, I'm not even an android." Goten says. "Oops. You're here to learn how to kill yourself, aren't you?" Cell asks. "Yes, Dr. Kevorkian," Goten replies. "Who?" Cell asks. "Nevermind. How about a spar?" the Saiya-Jin child asks. "Okay," Cell responds. "But don't expect me to go easy."
Goten lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 13,143.
"Clank". The sound rings across the field, setting several people into motion. Within seconds, a man catches a small ball and throws it over the dirt covered field. Another man catches the ball and tags a small white square with his right foot. A man in a black uniform shouts "out" as a final man runs past the square. Red Cadet steps up to the plate and takes a few swings. Today is a great day for Baseball and he wasn't going to miss out on the fun. The pitcher pitches the ball and Vegita swings, creaming it. The ball flies out of the park, destroying some fool's front windshield. As he rounds the bases, he jumps around, celebrating his home run. After he touches home plate, the pitching manager for the opposing team heads to the mound. As he approaches it, he taps his right arm. A door opens and a spikey haired man comes walking out. He takes the mound and begins pitching without even the slightest warm up.
Vegita won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,000. He killed Red Cadet.
Red Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
"Come on Seven, seven, seven, seven!!!" Trunks rolls the dice. "Aww crap, a three." "Ha ha, gimme the dice." Paikuhan grabs the dice and rolls. "Oh yea! Seven!!" He grabs the money and stands up, then the door to the room explodes and a small group of soldiers busts in. "FREEZE!! This is a raid!!" Trunks looks at Paikuhan. "Uh-oh. Lets get outta here." Trunks and Paikuhan run through the back door.
Trunks defeated Red Soldier. PL raised by 12,500.
Paikuhan was defeated by Red Soldier. PL raised by 1,207. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Red Soldier was defeated by Trunks, but beat and killed Paikuhan. PL raised by 8,967.
Yellow Captain walks into a small room and points to a Soldier. "You, come with me," he tells him. The Rookie jumps out of his chair, leaving the game of old maid that had just began. The Captain and the Soldier head down a long hallway to another small room. "Sir, if I may ask, why do you need me?" the Soldier asks. "You are to be my body guard for the day," the Captain replies. "Oh," the Soldier says. Inside the small room are several televisions and computers. The Captain walks over to one and sits down in a chair. He pulls out a remote and flips through the channels, stopping at the Jerry Springer Show. The Soldier stands there, not quite knowing what he should be doing. "Well?" the Captain says. "Yeah?" the Soldier asks. "Aren't you going to get me a drink or some pretzels?" the Captain demands. "Right away sir!" the Soldier shouts. He turns and leaves the room as the Captain begins repeating the name Jerry.
Goku Junior helped win one Boss Battle. PL raised by 125,000.
Kuririn helped win one Boss Battle. PL raised by 125,000. He killed Yellow Captain.
Piccolo won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 10,000. He killed Yellow Soldier.
Tenshinhan won two Boss Battles. PL raised by 55,000. He killed Yellow Rookie.
Yellow Captain lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Yellow Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Yellow Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Yellow Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Buu, Brolli, and Goku faced off. They may be a team, but none of them got along. Buu and Brolli were both solitary individuals and Goku got on their nerves. Even worse, Brolli's status as a super saijin was increasing Buu's dislike for his teammate. Hence, this little contest. They had included Goku more to mock his lack of power than for any competition he would have been. His stupidity was wearing Buu and Brolli a little thin and it was quite possible he would not survive.
Majin Buu defeated Brolli, but lost to Goku. PL raised by 280,594.
Goku defeated Majin Buu. PL raised by 275,097.
Brolli was defeated by Majin Buu. PL raised by 68,775.
Red Rookie slams hard into the ground. He sits up and looks around a bit, confused as to what just happened. Then he falls back onto his back. "Supid kid," he says to himself. For the last week, he has been riding Trunks' Burning Attack and he just now landed. He decided to take a short break, then go find that brat and show him who's boss. He closes his eyes and the soft, cool breeze lulls him to sleep.
Videl won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 4,000.
Red Rookie lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 500.
Cell produces another item, a pig, in front of Seventeen. "Watch once more," Cell says as he spreads his arms and absorbs the insignificant animal. Immediately, Cell lets out a snort of gigantic proportions and Seventeen falls down laughing. "So, you think is funny, learning how to absorb and then incorporate your enemy traits and strengths into yourself." "I," Seventeen responds as he stands, "was simply laughing at what a pig you are! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Perhaps you wouldn’t be so insubordinate if I taught you a lesson," Cell retorts.
Android #17 won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,006.
Punch punch, kick kick. Punch punch, kick kick. "I'll get that freak... He killed my favorite soldiers... These Taibo manuevers will surely be able to return the favor" Blue General tells himself. Punch punch, kick kick, roundhouse. Meanwhile, Blue Soldier and Blue Colonel are in the next room, watching reruns of Dragonball. "Damn it. I hate this episode...." Colonel says. "Isn't this the one.." Soldier tries to spit out. "Yes yes..." Colonel interrupts. "That Goku is going to pay for shutting us down" Colonel finishes.
Tenshinhan won two and tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 90,439. He killed Blue Colonel and Blue Soldier.
Blue General tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 64,191.
Blue Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Blue Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Birds are singing and the trees wave lazily in the breeze. The Red Rookie lies back on a warm rock to enjoy the beautiful day. Just as he’s getting comfortable, the sounds of the stream close by suddenly give him the urge to piss like a race horse. The Rookie races over to the trees and drops his drawers just before he could wet himself. He sighs tremendously with relief only to discover that number two is right behind number one. Just as he’s finishing up, a pinecone bounces off the Rookie’s head and lands in front of him.
Trunks won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 5,000.
Red Rookie lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 500.
Buu and Piccolo had been training all week. Neither one got along with the other and now it was time to prove exactly who was the toughest bad ass around. Piccolo simply stood there staring down an unaffected Buu, who found Piccolo's strong silent type cliché very amusing. So amusing that he started to laugh. A chilling maniacal laugh which would reduce most men to tears. However, Piccolo was undaunted by Buu's lunacy. He simply stood still waiting.
Majin Buu lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 77,383.
A mountain explodes over the horizon. Piccolo looks to Rikum. "So, I'll eventually be able to do that" he asks. "With this technique, yes" Rikum answers. "Cool" Piccolo replies. "So, what now? Shall we continue" Rikum asks. "Nah. Want to spar" Piccolo asks the big oaf. "That sounds good. I haven't fought anyone since that three-eyed man was here" he says. "Oh, Tenshinhan was here? He's a friend of mine. In fact, he's the leader of our team" Piccolo tells him. The two face off.
Piccolo lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,933.
Gohan had been hovering over Blue Cadet and Blue Rookie for over an hour. Neither had noticed him yet, but he still had to be careful. Blue Cadet would not pose a problem for him, and Blue Rookie would prove only slightly more of a challenge. However, the two together would definitely be bad. So he waited. Eventually the two would part ways and Gohan would be able to deal with Blue Cadet, or Blue Rookie. And as the sun rose signaling dawn and ending Gohan's pursuit, the pair of Blue Army soldiers walked into their base camp still together.
Gohan won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,000. He killed Blue Cadet.
Blue Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
"Step lively. Watch out for that poison oak. Oooo, lookie there. That's the rare Bottleneck Sparrow. See that, that's called a red wood" Black Armiral tells Black Cadet and Black Soldier. Today was scout day on Namek and Admiral is the leader. They went on a hike in the forest, expecting to see a lot of beautiful stuff. Normally, the Red Ribbon Army could care less for nature. Today is different, though; it's Scout Day.
Goku Jr. won three Boss Battles. PL raised by 65,000. He killed Black Admiral, Black Soldier, and Black Cadet.
Black Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Black Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Black Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
As the Yellow Colonel sits at his desk going through the requisition forms for his army, he hears a commotion outside. He gets up and looks out the window/wall, he sees some quick explosions and people running around. Suddenly a Ki blast explodes against the window, sending him flying into the back wall. "Whoa!! What in the world was that!!" he exclaims. Then a short bald dude in orange Karate Gi lands in the hole. "Hi, Im Kuririn, I'm gonna kill you now." Then Kuririn charges at the Colonel.
Kuririn won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 26,250. He killed Yellow Colonel.
Yellow Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Brolli faced off against Nappa for round 2. "Hey Brolli, you might have beaten me last time, but this time will be different because...well...because I'm going to beat you. That's why. You're going down. Ya, I'm going to beat you into the ground because...I'm going to. Ya, that's it. You're going to lose."
Brolli won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 154,394. He went Super Saiya-Jin.
"No! Don't do it" shouts Red Colonel. "Shut up, fool. I'll do what ever I feel like doing! I'm the greatest leader ever and I will not take an order from you" Red Sousui tells the insubordinate Colonel. "Pull the lever" the 'great leader' shouts. The Colonel hesitates, but finally does what his superior says. He yanks back on a large lever and rack begins to stretch the Sousui. After a few minutes of screaming, the Colonel releases the lever and Red Sousui falls to the floor. "Why are we doing this, anyway? Do you really need to be any taller" the Colonel asks. "YES!!!! I'm sick and tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes! If I'm taller, then the others will respect me more" the short man replies. "But is it really worth it" the Colonel asks. "YES" the Sousui screams.
Goku won and tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 70,000.
Red Sousui tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 59,270.
Red Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Piccolo had been waiting for over an hour. "Where is that damn Cadet. Every day he passes by here at the same time. Don't tell me he picked today as his day off. It will take me all day to find him."
Piccolo won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,000. He killed Yellow Cadet.
Yellow Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
"So you're the Legendary Super Saiya-Jin, huh? That's funny because I'm bigger than you. Bigger means more powerful. That makes me more powerful than you. How are you the Legendary one then? I should be" Nappa tells Brolli. "Size isn't everything" is Brolli's only response. "Well, prove it" Nappa commands. "Fine" Brolli says. Brolli suddenly disappears, reappearing behind the idiot Nappa. Nappa stares on in disbelief. Brolli shades his head in disappointment. "How can this be one of our elite...." Brolli asks himself.
Brolli won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 130,017.
Gohan descended in front of the Blue Cadet who was standing guard outside test stand #1. As Gohan landed the Cadet said to himself "this is it. I've waited all my life to prove to the Boss that I'm not a weakling."
Gohan won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,000.
Blue Cadet lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 250.
A knocking echoes through the Red Ribbon Army's Blue Headquarters. Inside, Blue General is playing old maid with three of his men, Blue Admiral, Colonel, and Rookie. The knocking continues and the General throws down his cards. "Would someone please get that" he asks demandingly. The Rookie jumps up and runs out of the room, heading for the front door. About a minute later, he flings it open shouting "what is it?" However, to his surprise, there isn't anyone there. He pokes his head out and looks back and forth, still not finding anyone. He shrugs and shuts the door, heading back to the game. After a few steps, the knocking resumes. He stops and cocks his head, turning back around. He walks back to the door and opens it. Still no one. "What the hell is going on..." he asks himself. Suddenly, the General, Admiral, and Colonel hear a scream. "Wasn't that Jed" the Admiral asks. The three look at each other, then jump to their feet. They run out the door and head down the hall. Once they get to the door, they find the charred remains of the Rookie.
Tenshinhan won three Boss Battles and tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 126,875. He killed Blue Admiral, Blue Colonel, and Blue Rookie.
Blue General tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 48,503.
Blue Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Blue Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Blue Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Paikuhan and Trunks face off outside Kame's house ready to test their skills again. Neither happy with the result of their previous encounter, they had waited all week to rectify the situation. After a seemingly endless silence Paikuhan bows to Trunks and Trunks returns the bow. However, there is no friendship in either bow. The week of waiting to determine the winner had taken a toll on the pair and they remained silent for several more tense minutes until Paikuhan broke the stalemate by blurring out of existence and reappearing behind Trunks, grabbing his leg out from under him and throwing him to the ground.
Paikuhan won one Battle. PL raised by 4,307.
Trunks lost one Battle. PL raised by 539.
"Damn it. I hate this job" Red Cadet tells himself. Today, he got stuck cleaning the toilets and as you can imagine, they're pretty gross. Red Admiral stands in the doorway, leaning against the frame. A coy, little smile flashes across his face. "Well, one day, when you have a higher rank, you can order others to do it" the Admiral tells him. "Riken fracken riken..." the Cadet mumbles. The Admiral then turns and leaves, heading back outside. He opens a door and is greeted by a cool breeze. He steps outside and closes his eyes, taking a deep breath. He then freezes, hearing a strange noise. "What's that sound..." he thinks. His eyes shoot open as he finally recognizes it as the sound of an energy blast nearing. He spins around and jumps backwards, barely dodging the blast. He looks up and finds a small boy standing on top of the building.
Goten won two Boss Battles. PL raised by 52,500. He killed Red Admiral and Red Cadet.
Red Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Red Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
"Damnit! It's a lot harder to find to find these fucking RR Army guys now that they know we're looking for them. I've been looking all day.... Hello Yellow Admiral. Where are you? Come out, come out where ever you are.... You don't need to hide. I won't hurt you all that much.... Come on. This is annoying me. I'm just going to get angry and blow up this whole complex if you don't stop hiding. I already know you're in here. So why don't you come out here and stop being a yellow bellied coward. Bwaaaak Baak Baak Baak Bakk Bakk Bwaaaakkkkk. Chicken."
Goku Jr. won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 52,500. He killed Yellow Admiral.
Yellow Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.