To battle, e-mail me, making sure to put your whole character name as the title. And put the whole character name of the person you want to spar or fight. Also mention your team(if any). If you beat your opponent in battle, some zeni, some items, and one dragonball (if applicable) will be taken from you if you are evil. Less if you are neutral, and just a dragonball will be taken if you are good.

150) Minosha vs. Paikuhan vs. Raditsu vs. Furiza and Little Fr.: Sneak Battle
It had been a quiet day for Paikuhan. Just the regular training and other daily activites. So, being quite bored, he heads over to where Minosha is training with Kuririn. "Hey man, you wanna do something?" Paikuhan asks the Konack. "Uh, sure, but who might you be?" Minosha asks. "Oh, sorry. My name is Paikuhan," the tall, green man replies. "I am Minosha and this is Kuririn. He's my teacher," Minosha tells him. "Ah, I think I'd rather just fight you," Paikuhan says. "Whatever. I'll be back in a while," Minosha says to Kuririn. The two fighters take their leave of the Bald One and take a fighting stance. They start the fight with a flurry of punches and kicks, each managing to dodge the others. After some time, they switch to throwing energy blasts, but still continue to miss. Little changes for the next few hours.

As Paikuhan and Minosha missed each other time and time again, a strange new energy blast came flying into the scene barely missing Paikuhan. Both of the fighter spin around expecting to see Kuririn. However, to their surprise, it's someone entirely different. Raditsu stands about 20 feet away, his right hand pointed towards Paikuhan. He begins to laugh and raises his arm into the air. "Who's this guy?" Paikuhan asks Minosha. "Now, watch the birdy!" Raditsu shouts, a small ball of energy forming in his hand. "I have no clue," Minosha replies. However, before they get to see the attack in all its glory, another energy blast comes flying out of nowhere, striking Raditsu in the back. The Saiya-jin flies forward, landing about 10 feet in front of Paikuhan and Minosha. It seems that Furiza and his new friend have joined in the fight. "Well, so much for a friendly fight," Minosha says as he draws his sword.

Raditsu gets back to his feet and turns around to find Minosha fighting the two new arrivals. He charges Paikuhan, who was standing by and watching. Paikuhan, being slightly worn out by the enchange of energy blasts with Minosha, went down quite quickly, requiring only a few massive energy blasts and powerful blows to the head. By now, Minosha has made quick work with Furiza and Little Fr. Using his sword and Bukujutsu, he was able to chase Fr. off a cliff. Furiza, knowing his henchman can't fly, flew after him. Neither one was seen in this battle again. After disposing of the late-comers, Minosha turns his attention to Raditsu who's still looking at Paikuhan. Instead of putting his sword in harm's way, he just fires about, oh, eight energy blasts at the Saiya-jin. All of them slam into Raditsu's back, knocking him unconscious. Minosha shrugs and heads back to Kuririn.

Notes:
Minosha defeated Raditsu, Furiza, and Little Fr. PL raised by 4,800.
Paikuhan was defeated by Raditsu. PL raised by 250.
Raditsu defeated Paikuhan. PL raised by 2,000.
Furiza was defeated by Minosha. PL raised by 284.
Little Fr. was defeated by Minosha. PL raised by 54.

149) Grendal vs. Zorak: Spar
Grendal and Zorak walk up to each other in an empty field. "Shall we?" asks Grendal. "Why not?" Zorak replies. "Ok then, lets spar." Grendal says.

The two saibamen power up and back off, then charge forward. Grendal slams his knee into Zorak's gut, and Zorak slams his fist into Grendal's chin. The two warriors hit the ground and don't move.

Two hours later, Grendal gets up. "Ow..." he looks over at Zorak. "Hey, Zorak, get up." he walks over and shakes his buddy. Zorak doesn't move. "Hmm, hit him harder than I thought." Grendal picks Zorak up and throws him over his shoulder. "Lets get ya back to Kooler, he'll wake ya up."

Grendal walks into the sunset, carrying his unconscious buddy over his shoulder, humming a merry tune.

Notes:
Grendal won one Spar. PL raised by 216.
Zorak lost one Spar. PL raised by 44.

148) Tenshinhan vs. Black Admiral: Boss Battle
As described by Tenshinhan last week with Goku's battle, there is no way I can write an interesting battle. Tenshinhan, who is somewhere in the millions in PL, is taking on an admiral who is about 100,000 PL, This battle would be like a semi-truck, no no no wait, two double semi-trucks, a tank, and a fire truck playing chicken with a guy on a motorcycle.

...... No no no wait that is not it either. It's more like a little boy about 7 years of age going outside in summer and burning ants with a magnifying glass. You guys remember doing that don't you? Don't lie you know we all did. But back to the story, the boy, who is obviously sick, is tormenting these ants in the most painful death possible. Tenshinhan might as well walk up to the admiral tear off his head and play a game of football with it. In fact that is what he did.

Tenshinhan had won the game 3-0 in overtime. He had kicked a 36 yard field goal straight between the legs of the admiral's dead body.

Notes:
Tenshinhan won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 50,000. He killed Black Admiral.
Black Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

147) Raistlin vs. NPI Android #16: NPI Spar
"Oh, what a fight this will be," says Android 15. "I haven’t seen a battle in years. Well, acually it’s just a spar, but hey, I’ll take what a can get," responds 13. "That is not a good reason to lower your standards," intones Dr. Gero. This will be a good fight, but not because we haven’t seen one in a while. My Androids are superior creations. That is why this will be a good fight. Now get it straight and repeat after me: "Dr. Gero’s Androids are superioir creations, more powerful than humans in every aspect."

"Yes, that’s very good," says Gero to his Androids. "I see the brainwashing program is still in effect. I can’t allow another Android 17 or 18. Now let’s see how 16’s reprogramming has come along," says the Dr. to himself.

DING DING DING. The bell goes off and the fight begins. Raistlin charges Android 16, who is busy watching a chipmunk at the base of a tree collect nuts for the winter, and punches him three times in quick succession and then kicks him out of the ring. The bell rings again signaling the end of the fight. DING DING DING.

"Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn. His reprogramming still hasn’t taken hold. How is he supposed to be a great warrior if he won’t fight and spends his time with furry woodland creatures? I’ll have to kill all of them. Yes, that’s it."

Notes:
Raistlin won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 150.

146) Goku vs. NPI Nappa: NPI Spar
Goku was quite pleased with himself. He had finally found someone who was dumber than himself. That's right, someone more dense than the king himself. Anyway, for the last week or so, Goku has been under the tutelage of Nappa the numbskull. As he tried to perfect one of the most powerful moves he's ever seen, Goku showed that he could out-think Nappa time and again. Each time he did so, Nappa grew slightly more angry. He knew that Goku was rock dumb and it pissed him off that he was even dumber. This anger finally grew to a climax and Nappa challenged Goku to a "friendly" spar. Goku, being an idiot, didn't recognize the anger within Nappa's voice and agreed. So we now find Goku and Nappa on a battle field, each one staring at the other, waiting for the slightest move.

After some time, Nappa's thoughts began to wander. He day-dreams that he's on a remote beach filled with lots of topless Phillipino whores. A stream of drool runs from his mouth as he fades out of reality more. Goku stands there, staring at the Saiya-jin. "What is he doing? Maybe this is some sort of trick. Yeah, that has to be it! He's testing me!" Goku thinks. A second later, Goku zips across the battlefield, appearing behind the giant. Goku slams his right fist into Nappa's back, giving him a violent push back into the world of the conscious. Nappa flies forward, skidding across the ground. "What in the hell?" Nappa asks himself as he gets back to his feet. He turns around to gind Goku still in a fighting stance. "Dude! What the fuck! Man, didn't you know that I was with a bunch of whores?" Nappa shouts. Goku look at him puzzlingly. "What's a whore?" he asks. "What?!? You don't know what a whore is?" Nappa replies. "No," Goku answers. "Damn, you must be the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet!" Nappa says as he cracks up. Now, normally Goku would just ignore this statement. However, this time it's coming from an even dumber person. These words stir a deeply rooted anger, something Goku didn't even know existed. As the anger builds, Goku feels his power jump through the roof. Energy begins to circle around him, first a pale blue, then becoming golden. "Why you," Goku says as his PL continues to rise. "Why you little," Goku repeats, his voice becoming somewhat static filled. About this time, Nappa's laughter begins to die down. "Uh, what the hell?" Nappa asks himself. Suddenly Goku snaps his arms down to his sides and explodes with a golden aura. His hair color changes from blonde to black and his eyes to green. He stares into Nappa's eyes, hatred burning into his minute brain. "How dare you, of all people, call me an idiot!" Goku slowly says.

I believe we all know what happens next. Yup, in a classic replay of a good episode of DBZ, Goku beats the holy living shit out of Nappa. However, also in classic DBZ, Goku leaves his foe on the brink of life and death. After teaching Nappa, and anyone else, not to call him an idiot, Goku's stomach begins to growl. He heads to the nearest Wendy's and gets a triple cheeseburger combo.

Notes:
Goku won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 360,855. He went Super Saiya-jin.

145) Nappa, Koola, Bardock, Slug, Gohan, Tapion, Vegita Junior, Tares, Cell, and THX-1138 vs. Black Colonel #3: Boss Battle
As night falls over the land, Tares, Slug, and Bardock finish training for the day. As they begin to go their own way, Bardock sees someone coming in over the horizon. "Hmm, who could this be?" Seconds later, Koola, Cell, and THX-1138 lands next to them. "Why, hello," Bardock says to Cell. "What are you guys doing here?" Slug asks. "We have heard that the final member of the Red Ribbon Army comes this way at night. We want him dead," Cell explains. "Not a bad idea. Need any help?" Tares asks. "Sure, the more the merrier," THX says. "Should we spread out and search?" Bardock asks. "No, he should be coming down this road from the North," Cell replies. "Dude, where'd you get all this info?" Tares asks. "I got my sources," Cell replies.

After nearly an hour, a small group of four men come walking down road. They stop and walk over to this group. "Uh, hi. I'm Tapion. Who are you guys?" the Brave one asks. "I am known as THX-1138. This is my friend, Cell. The others are helping us kill the Red Ribbon Army," THX replies. Nappa walks over to Koola. "Bastard," Nappa says and walks away. Koola flips off the Saiya-jin and turns his attention back to the ground. "Anyway, this is Gohan and Vegita Junior. It seems that you already know Nappa," Tapion says. "Yeah, we fought with him on Roshi's Island," Tares replies. "How did he end up with you?" Bardock asks. "Uh, I don't know. We just kinda appeared together," Gohan says. "Eh?" THX asks, obviously confused. "Anyway, do you guys need any help?" Vegita Jr. asks. "Whatever," Cell says. After about ten minutes of silence, Tapion finally speaks up. "So, what's the plan?" Everyone turns to him with a look of confusion. "Plan? I thought we were just going to kick his ass," Tares says. Cell looks the warriors over. "You say you were on Roshi's, did you all learn the Kamehameha wave?" he asks. "I did," Nappa, Koola, Bardock, Slug, and Tares say at the same time. "Uh, okay. Here's the plan then. You five will prepare the blast. Once he comes driving up, you'll fire, destroying the vehicle. If he's smart, which he most likely is, he will get out unharmed. Then you three (pointing to Gohan, Tapion, and Vegita Jr.) will fire energy blasts at him, hopefully slowing his advance or retreat. The Kamehameha boys can fire another blast if they want to, adding to the damage. Then THX and myself will finish him off," Cell explains. "Wait, why do you get to kill him? I'm obviously the strongest one here!" Koola shouts. "Don't make me beat you down with my staff again. It was Cell's plan to attack him from the beginning, remember?" Bardock says. "Are we in agreement?" THX asks. The eight others nod, hoping that the plan will work.

After another hour, a large cloud of dust can be seen approaching the group. "I think he's coming!" Nappa shouts. "Go to work then!" Cell shouts as he and THX leap into the air. "Right!" Bardock says. The five warriors line up next to each other across the road. They all draw their hands back in sink. "Kame," a collective voice rings through the area. "Hame," echoes as the car gets nearer. As soon as it's in view, they all throw their hands forward, shouting "Ha!" Five massive beams of energy fly at the car. Inside, Black Colonel is flipping his radio station. He looks up to see the beams and a large stain forms on his pants. "Shit!" he shouts, opening the driver-side door. He rolls out just as the beams hit, completely and utterly destroying the car. Tapion, Vegita Jr., and Gohan jump to work, lauching energy blast after energy blast at the man. The Colonel jumps around, avoiding most of the blasts. However, a few key ones hit him, knocking him to the ground. This allows the three to continuously barrage him with more blasts. Meanwhile, the five others are preparing another Kamehameha. However, just as they are about to launch it, the clouds part, giving way to the full moonlight. Nappa is the first to notice it, his heart begins to beat faster and faster. Everyone else notice seconds later, each Saiya-jin begins to slowly transform into the giant Oozaru. "Fuck me!" Cell shouts as he watches in horror. "We've got to end this now! THX, kienzan quickly!" he shouts. THX and Cell form two Kienzans each, one in each hand, and throw them at the heavily injured Colonel. The discs slice and dice the final member of the Earth's force. Cell and THX quickly retreat, flying away at high speed.

However, some of the others aren't so lucky. Vegita Jr. quickly turns his attention to the man standing next to him: Tapion. Nappa and Bardock begin to beat on each other. Gohan finds Koola and thinks he's a stuffed toy. Tares scratches himself as he watches Slug fly away. Vegita Junior makes short work of the Konack, squashing him into a pancake. Tares then decides to jump Vegita junior. A few punches later, Vegita Jr. is quite unconscious. Tares jumps up and down, then looks for someone else to fight. Meanwhile, Nappa and Bardock and beating the crap out of each other. However, Bardock manages to come out on top with a point blank mouth beam. Nappa hits the ground, causing an earthquake. Gohan runs over to Koola and picks him up, attempting to sqeeze him to death. Koola just stares at him, then extends his arms, shattering Gohan's hand. Oozaru Gohan screams and Koola begins to beat the holy living shit out of him. Koola then flies high into the air, forming a large ball of energy in his hands. He tosses it down on Gohan, vaporizing the Saiya-jin. Koola then jets off, following the same path as Cell. The two remaining people on the battle field look at each other. Neither Bardock nor Tares move a muscle, each seeming to almost recognise the other. After a few minutes, the both turn and leave in opposite directions.

Notes:
Nappa helped win one Boss Battle, but was defeated by Bardock. PL raised by 20,562.
Koola helped win one Boss Battle and killed Gohan. PL raised by 28,193.
Bardock helped win one Boss Battle and defeated Nappa. PL raised by 24,495.
Slug helped win one Boss Battle. PL raised by 20,000.
Gohan helped win one Boss Battle, but was killed by Koola. PL raised by 20,320. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Tapion helped win one Boss Battle, but was killed by Vegita Junior. PL raised by 20,276. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Vegita Jr. helped win one Boss Battle and killed Tapion, but was defeated by Tares. PL raised by 22,662.
Tares helped win one Boss Battle and defeated Vegita Junior. PL raised by 29,558.
Cell won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 25,000. He killed Black Colonel.
THX-1138 helped win one Boss Battle. PL raised by 25,000.
Black Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

144) Goku vs. Blue Admiral: Boss Battle
Man...what the hell is this? How am I supposed to write this battle? I mean what the fuck? Writing Goku vs. the Blue Admiral isn’t even worth my time. I might as well write a battle between a chipmunk and a raccoon; it would be about as interesting. No, I take that back. A chipmunk and a raccoon would be more interesting...or at least a little more unusual. After all how many times have you seen two fuzzy mammals go at it? Not very often I’d wager.

...Oh my, the animals have gone crazy throughout the forest! Little cuddly animals are attacking each other!! Oh, the inhumanity of it all. There’s blood everywhere, great pools of blood from all those cute little animals dying. Oh no, please don’t let my girlfriend see this, then I’ll have to listen to he cry about all those "cute cuddlies."

I’m better now. I’m sorry you had to read that last paragraph it truly was awful. Especially that part about the cute animals. Damnit, I used the word cute. Damnit, I used it again. Mental note: never use the word cute again. Crap. There it is again.

Anyway, getting to the point, I refuse to write the battle between Goku and the Blue Admiral. Use your imagination people. Or if you can’t use your imagination continue reading the previous three paragraphs until you think of something better and send it to Buu.

Notes:
Goku won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 50,000. He killed Blue Admiral.
Blue Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

143) Paragas vs. Yellow Soldier: Boss Battle
Paragas walks through the woods, stalking Yellow Soldier. Yellow Soldier walks along the road, heading back to base after a night on the town, suddenly he hears Paragas as he jumps out of the trees and lands on the soldier. "AHHH!!! Help! Help!" the soldier screams as he slaps at paragas. "Shut up and die fool." Paragas jumps back and into the air, then holds both hands in front of himself. he moves them around a lot, then puts his hands together forming a triangle. "HAAAAAAA!!" The small blast slams into the soldier with enough force to destroy his arms.

"HEEEEELLLLPP MEEEE!!!!!" the soldier cries pitifully as the ground under him gains a moist yellow stain. Just then the full moon shines between the trees, a beam of light hits Paragas and he looks up. He blinks and looks at the soldier, then slowly lowers himself to the ground. "Now you die." Paragas suddenly begins to grow in size, his muscles bilging, mouth elongating, and hair growing thicker all over his body. A minute later he stands over the soldier and roars, then grabs the soldier and tosses him high into the sky.

The soldier stares down at a flash of light, then finds himself staring at a golden road. "Huh?" he stands and looks around, he sees yellow clouds and a golden road stretching far into the distance. "Am I dead?"

Notes:
Paragas won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 10,000. He killed Yellow Soldier.
Yellow Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

142) Minosha vs. Goten: Battle
Crunch, crunch crunch! The huge beast ape, Goten, stomps over a couple of houses as he runs over the dimmed plains of the earth with a full moon above his head. Goten had been spending his last few hours squashing everything in his site, houses, mountains, trees, anything he saw was for his own pleasure to destroy.

From all the commotion of crushing everything in his path, he was growing a little hungry. So he went to the closest store, bent down and looked inside. "Mmmmmm, food," Goten thought as he picked the building up and shoved it down his throat, but what he didn't realize was his eyes were bigger then his stomach. So, Goten sat down and leaned up against the nearest mountain and began to moan about his newfound pain in his stomach.

During this whole time Minosha sat back high in the sky watching Goten's tour of destroying the world. Minosha waited patiently for his chance to attack the beast. As he held his sword close he finally saw his opportunity.

He flew down behind Goten and began to tip toe towards the ape. What he didn't realize was that as Goten moaned in pain he was also rolling around and kicking his legs. "Damn, that was about the twentieth time I almost got killed," Minosha said. Just then he thought of an idea.

Minosha began firing energy blast after energy blast a distance away from the Goten. As he saw the beams Goten rose up to see what was going on. As he stood up Minosha took out his sword and raised it over his head. He then quickly sliced Goten's tail off.

The giant ape then suddenly changed into a naked child. "Hahhahahah," Minosha laughed at Goten as he climbed the nearest tree. Minosha then began to cut every branch off the tree. Goten tried his best to get Minosha away from him using his doponpa attack, but Minosha moved quickly around the tree for the explosions to hit him. Minosha cut every branch off till there was only one left connected to the tree, the one Goten was sitting on.

Just then Goten realized his fate, Minosha jumped high in the air and as he began dropping he showed his swordsmanship and cut the last branch down. Goten laid knocked out in the mound of broken branches. Minosha just looked in the air at the bright moon and shook his head in disbelief of what it can transform a boy into.

Notes:
Minosha won one Battle. Pl raised by 2,310.
Goten lost one Battle. PL raised by 289.

141) Namek-jin Henchman vs. Black Colonel #2: Boss Battle
We join our Namek friend as he flips through a large wad of cash while singing "I'm in the money." It took a week, but the cash was well earned. Despite being just a lowly Henchman, he now had as much money as anyone else and he was glad. "Now, what to use it on," he says to himself. He begins to pace back and forth, deep in thought. "What to buy. What to buy. What to buy," he says over and over. After a while, he decides to find out what's on the Home Shopping Network. He plops down in a large chair and flips the television on.

After watching a bunch of crap being sold for outragous prices, Mr. Namek grows quite bored. However, just before he turns the television off, a new item pops up. "Oh wow! Is that what I think it is? Oh hell yeah! That's one of those canteen things!" he shouts as he begins to shuffle through his zeni. Unknown to him, two men are standing outside his window, watching the Namek count his money. "Geez George. That guz rich. Are wees gonna rob him?" one asks the other. "Yeah, we're going to rob him Lenny," the shorter one replies. "And I got a plan to do it," George adds. They walk over to the front door as the Namek picks up the phone.

Mr. Namek starts to dial, but is interrupted by a loud knock on his door. "Dammit. How much time do I have left? 2 minutes. Okay, that should be long enough," he says as he hangs the phone up. The Namek gets up, walks over to the door, and flings it open. Two men stands outside. "Hello, we're from the IRS. We understand that a large sum of money came under your possession recently and that you didn't pay taxes on it. We're here to collect," the shorter one tells him. "Yeah," the tall one adds. "Uh, I don't know what you're talking about," our hero lies. "You mean you didn't recieve a large amount of Zeni?" the short one asks. "Nope," Mr. Namek replies. "Get him Lenny!" the small one shouts. The large man charges the Namek, slamming his fist into his face. The Namek flies back, slamming into his chair. The two men walk into the house.

"You're not from the IRS!" the Namek shouts. "Hell no. We're from the Red Ribbon Army. I'm a Colonel and my big friend here is a Soldier," Black Colonel explains. "So, why the hell did you come here?" the Namek asks. "To steal yer butt!" the Soldier shouts. "Huh?" the Namek asks. "I believe he means 'rob your ass,'" the Colonel explains. The Colonel and Soldier charge. The Colonel jumps into the air, trying to knock the Namek's head off with a flying kick. The Soldier just tries to punch him. The Namek just ducks under the Colonel, letting him fly overhead and into the TV. However, the Soldier hits, knocking him back into the Colonel. The impact drives a large piece of the TV screen through the Colonel's chest, puncturing the Namek's arm. Mr. Namek gets up slowly, looking down on the dying Colonel. "George? George!" the Soldier shouts as he runs over to the Colonel. "I'm sorry George. Please don't hate me." As the Soldier talks to the now dead Colonel, the Namek sneaks over to the front door. Before leaving, he raises a hand to the Soldier. A single energy blast vaporizes the Soldier. He didn't even know what hit him. Mr. Namek heads to the store to see if he can fins a canteen.

Notes:
Namek-jin Henchman won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 37,500. He killed Black Colonel and Black Soldier.
Black Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Black Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

140) Majin Buu vs. Brolli: Spar
Brolli and Majin Buu faced off at the Okay Corral. Each eyed the other looking for some sign of weakness, however neither found even a single chink in the other’s armor. Minutes, maybe even hours later, a fly buzzes around in front of Buu and lands on his nose. Buu stares the fly angrily attempting to destroy it without showing any weakness to his enemy. After staring at his diminutive opponent for only a few minutes Buu transforms into a Venus fly trap and attempts to eat the fly.

However, Buu’s clever trick does not succeed and the wiley fly escapes from Buu continuing his viscous taunting of our pink friend. Again and again the fly moves within Buu’s reach only to fly away again. So often does the fly avoid the grasp of this cagey little fly that Buu goes SDJ in an effort to catch the fly. However, even this is unsuccessful, as the fly is simply to smart to be caught by regular tactics.

It is at his point that Buu changes his tactics. No longer does he seek to simply catch and kill the fly, now he has decided that this fly and all of his evil companions, and all of their brothers and sisters and aunts and uncles, and all of their best friends and third cousins will be hunted down across the galaxy and exterminated. No more will he, the mighty Majin Buu, be taunted and ridiculed in such a manner.

All that stood in his way was this one fly: this prince of all flies. Oh, and when the menace caused by this mutants fly and all of his brethren had been dealt with Buu would move on and defeat the mighty Queen Bee and her battalions of faithful subjects. Muah ha ha ha ha. But first Buu must take care of his current situation. It had become clear that simple power would not defeat his opponent. He would have to resort to more sneaky methods and get inside of the fly’s head. Mind games were the answer. He would have to taunt this fly. He would have to move around like a monkey. A giant Pink monkey. With this thought Buu changes back to his true form and begins to move around on the ground, walking on his knuckles and picking his butt. He even begins to make odd noises resembling those he once heard coming out of Goku’s mouth. While Buu has never heard a real monkey he figures Goku can’t be much more than a trained monkey and thus he talks like Goku.

Some time later the fly comes to a stop, resting on the ground and looks over at Buu completely uninterested in anything that he is doing and says to himself, "I’m hungry. I sure could use Biggie Fries and a Biggie Drink from Wendy’s, but the nearest Wendy’s is like 20 miles from here. Man, this sucks. I guess I could go to the Jack in the Box, but I just don’t know if it’s safe, especially after what they said about it in dbgladiator battle #82. I mean what if it really isn’t safe anymore.

However, this moment of self-reflective thought was the fly’s downfall. He had taken his eyes off of Majin Buu and Buu had taken the opening and used it to catch the fly. Now, with the fly in his hands Buu lifts his head towards the sky and laughs. He laughs the laugh known only to the insane. The laugh so painful to listen too that only those who are strong of stomach and not weak of heart may endure it for more than a moment.

Unfortunately for Buu, Brolli had not stood idly about waiting for Buu to finish his fight with the fly. No, Brolli had turned SSJ to match his pink adversary. However, in his hearth Brolli knew that he could not defeat Buu, and so he had decided to kill them both. At the height of Buu’s distraction Brolli charges up to destroy them both. His own death will be a small price to pay to bring humility and disgrace to the arrogant Majin Buu. Yes, Brolli times his attack perfectly, even to the very moment Buu catches the fly, for as Buu finishes his laugh Brolli releases his attack. The energy quickly engulfs our pink friend and moments later the two find themselves in the Next Dimension where they resume staring each other down.....

Notes:
Majin Buu lost one Spar. PL raised by 140,282. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Brolli used Kamikazi to win one Spar. PL raised by 500,000. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

139) Cell vs. THX-1138: Spar
Cell had decided he needed to get back in shape. Not that an android can ever get out of shape, but bare with me folks as this battle requires you to suspend your disbelief for a brief while. Anyway, Cell had really been slacking and he figured a quick workout with THX was just what he needed.

However, since Cell was so much more powerful than THX they set out some ground rules before they started:
1. Cell could only hop around on his left foot.
2. Cell had to hold his right foot behind his back with his left hand.
3. Cell was not allowed to fly.
4. Cell could not use any special moves.

After setting up these parameters the two faced off each planning to wage war on the other. But unfortunately it quickly became apparent that Cell was still too powerful for THX and since Cell didn't want THX to become discouraged he added a few more rules:
1. In order to win THX only needs to knock Cell over.
2. Cell must carry a full glass of Kool-Aid at all times during the fight and if he spills any he forfeits the fight.

However, THX was still outmatched even with all of these rules, so Cell added a final rule: THX is allowed to employ the use of up to three Phillippino Whores. Mind you though, these are not the big breasted ones we are talking about, they are the standard, run of the mill, everyday Phillipino Whores.

Well anyway, THX squared of against Cell, who was hopping around on one foot holding his other foot with one hand and a glass of Kool-Aid with the other. THX approached Cell, oh by the way on either side of THX was a Phillipino Whore and there was also one behind him ready to lend her support. Well...I can't really tell you what happened from this point on as there are children that play this game so let me just say that while Cell may have lost, most of us would not consider his defeat a loss. And while you think about what may have happened I would encourage you to consider THX's requirements to win.

Notes:
Cell lost one Spar. PL raised by 1,182.
THX-1138 won one Spar. PL raised by 4,724.

138) Paragas vs. Red Rookie: Boss Battle
Paragas walks along the Snake Road looking for a fight. Suddenly he sees Red Rookie sleeping on the ground, "Heh, easy kill." Paragas jumps forward and lands on the Rookie, causing him to wake. "Good night army trash." Paragas sneers, then picks up the soldier by his face. He holds the soldier up and blasts his head to smithereens with an energy blast. "Live fast, die hard."

He drops the corpse and walks away.

Notes:
Paragas won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 4,200. He killed Red Rookie.
Red Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

137) Nappa vs NPI Majin Buu: NPI Spar
As Nappa sits there wondering how it's going to feel to be able to turn people into chocolate and eat, them Majin Buu walks up behind him and says, "How about a little show down." Nappa turns his head and agrees. Then Buu pulls out a checker board and sets it on the ground.

As Buu sets up the board Nappa gets irritated with Buu's suggestion of a show down and grabs Buu's head and smashes it on his knee. He then picks up Majin Buu and throws him into a rock. Nappa walks over to the bruised up Buu and hovers over him laughing. He throws his arms back and says "Kame... Hame...."

"..... UUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!" Majin Buu had thrown a desperate punch into Nappa's gut. Then Buu throws punch after punch driving Nappa back and forth. Nappa, not being fast enough to block any of Buu's punches, stands there with his face being demolished.

As Buu steps back to regain his stamina, Nappa wipes the blood from his face, gets into his fighting position, and screams "Bring it Buu." Buu, laughing at Nappa's stupid comment, charges at Nappa, but before he knows it he slips on his checker board he put set up and is hurled in the air. Nappa, seeing his chance, blurs out of appearance and reappears right under Majin Buu and gives him a round house kick that leaves Majin Buu out cold on the ground.

Nappa sits back down and laughs as he thinks about eating chocolate, "Mmmm, can't wait."

Notes:
Nappa won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,466.

136) Tenshinhan vs. Namek-jin Henchman: Spar
It was a bright, sunny day on the planet called Namek. Of course, it is always bright because Namek has three suns and never has night. Anyway, Tenshinhan and his new pal were outside enjoying the calm weather. "Does it ever rain around here?" Tenshinhan asks the Namek. "Hmm, not that I recall," he replies. "So how does anything grow?" Tenshinhan asks. "Irrigation," the Namek answers. "Ah," Tenshinhan simply replies. After a few hours of nothing, Tenshinhan grows bored. "You want to do something?" he asks. "Um, sure. What?" the Namek asks back. "Oh, I don't know. How about a spar?" he replies. "Sure, but you'll probably kick my ass." The two stand up and walk over to a nearby lake.

Once they arrive, Tenshinhan takes a defensive pose. "Attack me if you can!" he shouts at the Namek. The Namek-jin charges, throwing a punch. Tenshinhan lets it land, knowing that it won't do him any noticable damage. As predicted, the Namek's punch acts like a dog's tail bumping into your leg. The Namek throws another punch, only to get the same results. He continues his "onslaught" hoping that he'll eventually do some damage. After a while, Tenshinhan yawns then punches his opponent once. The Namek flies back, slaming through several large rocks, then skipping across the lake to the other side. "Shit!" Tenshinhan shouts as he jumps into the air. He flies over the lake and lands next to the now unconscious Namek. "Damn," Tenshinhan says as he picks his pal up and flies off.

Notes:
Tenshinhan won one Spar. PL raised by 250.
Namek-jin Henchman lost one Spar. PL raised by 87,368.

135) Slug and Tares vs. Vegita Ou: Battle
Slug and Tares had been training all week with Vegita Ou and frankly they were developing a rather strong dislike for him. He was so arrogant: always going on about how he was superior and how the two of them were low-class fighters. Well, the time had come for Slug and Tares to teach him a lesson.

Today is Sunday and every Sunday night Vegita Ou goes for a long swim and Tares and Slug set a little trap for him out in the water earlier that day. Strung all around Roshi's Island was a series of Fisherman's nets they had picked up from passing divers and when Vegita Ou passed over the nets they would spring their trap and Vegita would be theirs. But unfortunately being in a bad DBZ Movie gave Tares a big head and he charged Vegita Ou before the trap was sprung.

Tares sends an energy blast crashing into the water directly in front of Vegita and yells down at him, "why don't you show me how fucking superior you are you neandethal prick."

In response to this taunt Vegita leaps out of the water and hovers in the air glaring at Tares with the wicked eye of death: the newest technique Vegita had learned from his extensive watching of old John Wayne films. However, to his dismay the wicked eye of death has no effect on Tares and he blurs in and out of existence hitting Vegita across the face and sending him back towards Roshi's Island. However, before he can land Slug stops his fall by kicking him back out to sea.

Midway between the two Vegita stops his flight and looks back and forth between his two opponents saying "Oh, I see how this is going to be. You two are going to gang up on me. I guess that's okay. I mean you need something to give yourself a chance against me. So proceed." However, before Vegita can even prepare himself Tares blurs into existence barely an inch from his face and knees him in the groin. Rather slowly, in a suitably comical fashion, Vegita grabs his crotch and floats down to the surface of the water. He then floats all the way back to Roshi's Island and washes up on shore still in the fetal position where he is picked up by Slug and carried into the Kame House.

Notes:
Slug won one Battle. PL raised by 5,980.
Tares won one Battle. PL raised by 5,980.
Vegita Ou lost one Battle. PL raised by 715.

134) Koola vs. Black Soldier: Boss Battle
Koola watches from a nearby hilltop as Black Soldier walks along a road towards town. ~Pitiful creature, he doesn't know what is about to happen. I would pity him, but there is no use.~ Koola looks up into the sky and watches a bird fly past the moon. "Ahh, beautiful night. Great weather for killing army soldiers."

Meanwhile..

The soldier walks along the road thinking about what he will do in town tonight. ~I wonder if that lovely lady will be too busy for me tonight, I have more money this time.~ Suddenly the bushes rustle near him. "AHHH!!!! Who's there!!" Bushes rustle on the other side of the road, then a howl is heard through the woods. "AHHHHH!!!!!!" The soldier begins blasting the sides of the road all around him, frantically trying to kill whatever is there. Suddenly he sees a flash of white before he flies backwards into a tree. He slides downward and everything begins to blur, the last thing he sees is two white legs stepping towards him, then a bright yellow flash.

As the dust clears, Koola looks at whats left of the soldier. "Ahh crap, destroyed his money too." He turns and walks away from the dead soldier.

Notes:
Koola won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 10,000. He killed Black Soldier.
Black Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

133) Vegita Jr. vs. Minosha: Battle
"Oh man, I have to find that sword before anyone tries to attack me. I overheard that Vegita Jr. is coming for me," Minosha says worriedly. As Minosha continues to look for a sword, Vegita flies a ways away looking down on Minosha, thinking of how he should go about attacking him. He then sees the opportunity of a life time, Minosha who was so caught up in his search forgot to relieve himself. So he goes to the nearest tree.

Vegita Jr. flies as fast as he can to get right behind Minosha. Vegita Jr. taps him on his back, "Hold on a second, I'm almost done," says Minosha. As he turns around to look to see who it is, Vegita Jr. out of appearance to the other side of the tree.

Sweat begins to pour down Minosha's face as he looks frantically around to see who it was. Then from behind the tree Vegita Jr. appears sending an energy blast hitting Minosha and directly after the blast Vegita Jr. appears sending punch after punch at Minosha. The scared Minosha uses every bit of energy he has to block Vegita's on going attack. After about 2 minutes of attacking Vegita Jr. blurs from in front of Minosha to behind him and sends a kick straight into Minosha's chest, but Minosha counters somehow getting a spinning high kick off that sends Vegita Jr. flying in the air.

As Vegita Jr. regains himself in mid air he realizes on of Minosha's biggest weakness. HE CANNOT FLY! So from the air Vegita Jr. sends blast after blast at Minosha. After running in circles for what seemed forever he collapses. Vegita Jr. sees that he is a worthless opponent and just flies off.

Notes:
Vegita Jr. won one Battle. PL raised by 2,206.
Minosha lost one Battle. PL raised by 276.

132) Puaru and Vegita vs. Nail: Sneak Battle
For almost this entire day, Puaru and Vegita sat around playing poker. And in almost every game, Puaru won. "Maybe it's that damn ability to shape-shift," Vegita says to himself. "Maybe that bastard knows how to change his cards too." Vegita deals out yet another game, hoping that he might actually win a game. They look at their hands, then start the betting process. However, they aren't using money or chips, they are betting with Funyons. "Hmm, I raise you to 10 and call. What ya got?" Vegita asks. Puaru shows his cards with a wide grin. "Dammit! 4 aces! How the hell?" Vegita shouts as he jumps out of his chair. "You gotta be cheating! Damn you!" the Saiya-jin prince adds. "Now I need to beat someone up!" Puaru backs away, waving his hands in a defensive manner. "Don't hurt me! Please! I'm sorry!" Puaru tells the po-ed one. "Wait a second, how about that Namek?" Puaru asks. Vegita grins and runs out the door into the evening air, heading over to where Popo and Nail are. Puaru decides to follow, hoping to get a piece of the action.

"No no no. Think harder. You'll never go anywhere if you don't concentrate," the big, black man tells Nail. Nail closes his eyes and begins to concentrate, hoping he can actually teleport. A few seconds later, he hears Popo say "oh my." Nail opens his eyes and turns to his teacher. "Excuse me?" he asks. Popo points to something behind his student. "Eh?" Nail asks as he turns to see what it is. Before he even knows what's coming, Vegita slams his fist across his face. Nail falls back, landing hard on his butt. "What the hell?" Nail asks. Before his question is answered, a voice shouts "Galick-ho gun, fire!" The blast slams into Nail chest, hurling him into Kami's house. He barrels through the wall, bouncing off some furnature. Nail slowly stands up and shakes his head. "What in the hell?" he asks once more. Just then Mr. Popo came walking in. "Yo, was the Vegita?" Nail asks. "Yup," Popo replies as he moves in closer. "Dude, what are you doing?" Nail inquires. "Oh, I don't know, getting closer I guess," Popo says as he seems to grow in size. "Oh my," Nail begins to say as he looks up at the enourmous, white sailor. Mr. Popo has become the Staypuff Marshmellow Man! It's only then that Nail realizes that Popo was actually Puaru.

The giant white man begins to stop around, trying to squash the little green guy. However, the Namek continues to move faster than Puaru can step. Time after time, Nail blurs away as Nail's foot comes crashing down. By now Vegita has rejoined the fight. However, he's not normal either. It seems that Nail missed the full moon in the sky. Vegita was now in Oozaru form, picking a fight with the Staypuff Marshmellow Man. Puaru, knowing he's outmatched, shape-shifts into a butterfly, becoming too small for the Saiya-jin to see. Vegita stands there for a second, confused as to what just happened. However, Nail's slighest move quickly grabs his attention. And so begins the stomping and blurring once more. After a short while, Vegita grows irratated with his tiny opponent. Instead of stepping, he blasts him with a mouth beam. Nail wasn't expecting this and was hit full force. As the dust settles, Vegita leaps into the air, coming down on top of the Namek. With a thunderous boom, the Prince touches down, squishing Nail under his weight. Vegita jumps around in triumph, then walks off to find the Marshmellow guy. Once he's out of sight, Puaru becomes himself once more. He walks over to the stain that was Nail. There he finds some coins lying around. "Well, what do we have here? Thanks old chap!" Puaru says as he goes back inside.

Notes:
Puaru won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 1,985. He stole 450 Zeni from Nail.
Vegita won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 1,985. He killed Nail.
Nail lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 304. He lost 450 Zeni and was sent to the Next Dimension.

131) Crimson Lords w/Android #17 vs. Black Sanbou: Boss Battle
Black Sanbou had been staying at the Forest Lawn Sanitarium and he was recovering at breakneck speed. There were very good doctors helping him and he was given the best medication money could buy. Yes, gone were his thoughts of rat families and dinner parties. He was no longer living in a cardboard box and deluding himself into thinking he had a mansion and servants. Things were good and he was feeling healthy. His dreams had even stopped being haunted by a fictitious pink marshmallow man. In fact, if his recovery continued he would be able to retake command of the Red Ribbon Army in another week or so and from there he could re-launch his forces across the universe. However, unknown to Black Sanbou, Buu, Brolli, and Goku really did exist, and they were trying to kill him. And furthermore they had enlisted some help in the form of Android 17. He had spent the entire week talking to his informants and bribing various government agencies to help him locate Black Sanbou. All his work had paid off and he was hot on the trail of Sanbou with his newfound friends, the Crimson Lords. "They like me. They really like me," says Android 17 to himself. "I'm so lucky to have such good friends."

Anyway, the Crimson Lords and their newfound lackey walked up the steps of the Forest Lawn Sanitarium and approached the front desk. A tall beautifully tanned woman sat behind the desk and asked in typical secretarial sexpot fashion: "how may I help you?" Being the idiot that he is Goku immediately blurted out "WOW! You're hot."

Without even a glance back, Buu bitch slaps Goku and motions Brolli towards the receptionist. "We're here to see Black Sanbou. We were told that he is now taking visitors."

"Oh yes he is," says the receptionist as she leans forward reveling a healthy bust as she points down a hallway and says "take the stairs up to the third floor. You're looking for room 337."

"Wow, Miss, if you don't mind me saying I really think you're gorgeous. I'd pork you over Chi Chi in a second," blurts Goku stupidly.

Again Buu turns around and smacks Goku alongside the head sending him sprawling to the ground in a suitably comical heap. Without a word he turns around and heads down the hall and up the stairs to room 337 with Brolli following close behind and leaving Goku to wander the halls since he has no clue where Black Sanbou is staying. After all, he was spending all his time looking at the receptionist's chest. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I'm just saying that he should have been listening too.

Buu and Brolli walked down the third floor hallway and found room 337. Now that I think about it Android 17 was there too, but he's insignificant and it is hardly worth mentioning him. But oddly enough I'm going to mention him. It seems that hanging out with the Crimson Lords has given Android 17 a rather large head and before Buu and Brolli could enter the room he charges in and attacks Black Sanbou.

At first Black Sanbou is petrified and unable to move, however he quickly notices that this is not Buu or Brolli or Goku and then he remembers that they were just figments of his imagination. And faster than you can say "Deflator Mouse", Black Sanbou has dispatched Android 17 ripping his central processing circuits out and throwing them on the ground as he says "HA HA, I knew I was the strongest man in the Universe. Even one of Dr. Gero's Androids could not defeat me. MUAH Ha Ha HaHa. And now I know I'm not crazy...."

However, before he can finish his sentence Brolli walks in the door and blurs in and out of existence reappearing behind Black Sanbou and punching a hole through his chest. And that my friends was the last of Black Sanbou.

Notes:
Brolli defeated Black Sanbou. PL raised by 500,000. He sent Black Sanbou to the Next Dimension.
Android #17 was defeated by Black Sanbou. PL raised by 1,453. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Black Sanbou was defeated by Brolli. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

130) Slug vs. Tares: Battle
Somewhere on the extremely small Roshi's Island, Tares stands on the shore, a cloud of sand spiraling around him. He snaps his hands forward. "Kaaame," he says slowly. He pulls his hands back and the spiral of sand explodes outward as energy flows out of Tares. "Haaame," he adds. The sand around the warrior explodes even more, creating a crater beneath his feet. Tares sinks to the bottom as he snaps his hands forward. "Ha!" he shouts, firing the famous energy wave over the horizon. After a few seconds, Tares cuts the waves energy and it ceases. He turns around to Slug. "You mean that?" he asks. "Yeah, that's what the old guy's teaching me," he replies. "Cool. So, what now?" the Saiya-jin asks. "How 'bout a little fight?" Slug asks. "Sure, I need to get ya back for last week," Tares replies with a sheepish grin. Slug chuckles a little. "Yeah right. I'm gonna kick yer ass again."

The two warriors takes several steps away from each other, each staring into the other's eyes. Suddenly, the sand behind Slug explodes as he makes the first move. He charges Tares with high speed, hoping to be able to kick the Saiya-jin's boodie. However, just as he gets within a few feet, Tares seems to blur out of existance. Slug comes to a grinding halt, knowing he has made a mistake. "Shit!" he shouts as he spins around. As the Namek turns, Tares pulls his arm back and targets his face. Just as Slug makes eye contact, Tares slams his fist into Slug's head, knocking him back. As Slug falls back, Tares jumps back as well, tossing a small energy blast towards the reeling Namek. The blast strikes the ground directly below Slug, sending Slug and some sand flying. Slug crashes to the ground, but gets up a moment later. He looks around, not seeing his opponent anywhere.

Meanwhile, Tares lands walks into the Kame House and sits down next to Oolong. "What's up dude?" he asks. "What's going on outside?" the little pig asks. "Ah, me and Slug are fighting," Tares replies. "Then shouldn't you be outside?" Oolong inquires. "Probably, but I thought I'd confuse Slug a little," Tares says, laughing a little. Just then the door flies open and Slug comes storming in. "There you are!" he shouts, charging seconds later. "Shit!" Tares screams as he jumps out the window. Slug chases after him, running out the back door. As he exits he hears a loud "ha" and sees a large beam of energy flying at him. "Fuck me," Slug says with a sigh. The blast hits, shaking the entire island. A few minutes later, Tares walks back into the Kame House and plops down next to Oolong once more. "Where's Slug?" asks Oolong. "Oh, he's regenerating," Tares replies. "Oh," Oolong says as he changes the channel to Playboy.

Notes:
Tares won one Battle. PL raised by 3,350.
Slug lost one Battle. PL raised by 419.

129) Vegita Ou vs. NPI Master Roshi: NPI Spar
"Woohoo!" shouts the old man. "The newest issue of Barely Legal has arrived! Oolong, come quick! The chick on the front is a hottie!" Roshi runs over to his favorite reading chair and plops down, flipping open the front cover. After turning a few pages, a stream of blood explodes from his nose. "Look at this one Oolong! Boy oh boy!" he shouts. He continues to flip through his new porno as the pig-man continues to ignore him.

After a few more minutes, a tall, well-built man comes walking down the stairs. "What the hell are you carrying on about?" he asks Roshi. "Oh, check this girly out Vegita!" Roshi tells him, turning the magazine around so he can see. "Hmm, not bad. My son's wife is much better looking though," the King says. "Who? Oh, Bulma. No kidding. I've been admiring her curves for years! Hell, if Vegita ever breaks up with her, I hope I'm there for the bounce back!" Roshi exclaims. "Hmm, that's kinda what I was thinking. How about this: we fight for the right of the picker-upper," Vegita Ou asks, "Hmm, sounds fair. However, I must warn you that she's not like any of your women," Roshi tells him.

Master Roshi and Vegita Ou walk out of the Kame House and on to the beach. Roshi walks to the water edge, then stops and turns around. Vegita stops about twenty feet away. "When ever you're ready, master," Vegita tells the old fart. Roshi partially squats and begins to power-up. After a few seconds, his shirt begins to stretch as his muscles bulge. "What is this?" Vegita asks himself. Suddenly, the old timer's shirt tears right down the center, his muscles increasing in size ten fold. "Whoa, that's something I never expected," Vegita says. Then Roshi disappears, seeming to fade away. "Dammit, I know this. It's that damn move I'm trying to learn," Vegita says as he spins around, looking everywhere for his opponent. However, before he ever locates Roshi, he feels a sharp pain in his gut. He looks down to find that Roshi was lying on the ground beneath his feet with his arm planted into Vegita's gut. However, Roshi never put thought into his attack and as a result, he soon became Vegita's chair. Vegita Ou lets gravity kick in and he falls onto Roshi's stomach, knocking the wind out of him. Vegita then raises a hand to Roshi's head, a small ball of energy glowing in his palm. "You give up?" Ou asks. "Um, uh, sure," Roshi says regretfully. Vegita Ou stands up and pulls the old man to his feet. They head back inside to flip through Roshi's mag.

Notes:
Vegita Ou won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,274.

128) Nappa vs. White Cadet: Boss Battle
White Cadet sits on the shore of a large red body of water. He's been relaxing ever since he made the cross-over and has developed a knack for fishing. After sitting calmly for the last hour or so, his pole finally jerks, signaling a fish. The Cadet jumps to his feet. "Woohoo! I got one!" he shouts as he starts to reel it in. The fish fights a little, but the Cadet finally over-powers it and pulls it ashore. He raises it up and measures. "Damn, only 20 inches," he says. "I better let it go." So the Cadet puts the large fish back in the water and watches it swim off. He then sits back down, his fishing pole in hand.

The rest of the day passed quite slowly. The Cadet didn't have another bite and was regretting his decision to let the fish go. His stomach growls and he gets up. "Dammit. Now I'm hungry." He packs up his things and heads towards a small building a few miles off. After half an hour of travel, he arrives. He looks at the sign over the door. The Food Lot. He walks in and pays, walking over to the buffet with a tray. He loads up some plates and walks over to an empty table where he begins to eat.

After a while, someone comes up behind him. "May I join you?" a large, bald man asks. "Sure," the Cadet replies. Nappa sets his tray on the table and sits down next to the Cadet. He looks over the Cadet, noticing the marks of the Red Ribbon Army. "So, you're in the RRA?" Nappa asks. "Well, I was, when I was alive anyway," the Cadet replies. "Aha," replies Nappa, "so, you don't associate with them now?" The Cadet shakes his head slightly, then goes back to eating. "Hmm, I thought you guys were together to the end?" Nappa asks. "No, that's the KKK or something," the Cadet explains. They continue talking under Nappa becomes bored. "Oh well, it's been nice talking to you, but now you've gotta go," he tells the Cadet. "Huh?" the Cadet asks, putting his fork back into his mouth. Before he knows what hit him, Nappa knocks the fork through the back of his head. The Cadet slumps to the floor, falling out of his chair. "Are you going to eat that?" asks Nappa.

Notes:
Nappa won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,000. He killed White Cadet.
White Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

127) Bardock vs. NPI Master Roshi: NPI Spar
After his defeat and the loss of the chance to be with Bulma, Roshi was sulking. His hentai and porno would no longer bring him any joy. In fact, he had already burned most of it in his fireplace. Ah, who am I kidding. Roshi's been flipping through them faster then ever, looking at the personals for any women interested in an older guy. It seemed that luck was smiling on him. After only 30 magazines, he had over a hundred names. He decided to take this time to go make some calls. However, as he got to the phone, he found that Bardock was using it. "Dammit boy, hurry up!" Roshi tells him. "Dude, just go back to your magazines," Bardock replies. "No! This is my home! Get off my phone!" Roshi shouts. "You want to use the phone? Fine, here you go," Bardock says as he rips the phone off the wall. Roshi almost passes out. He hands the remains of the phone to Roshi, then walks past him. As he passes a table, he sees something. "Whoa, who's that?" Bardock asks as he grabs Roshi's newest issue of Barely Legal. "Gimme that back!" Roshi shouts as Bardock begins to flip through it. "Hell no! This girl is hot!" Bardock shouts. "I'll tell ya what. If you beat me in a fight, I'll give you this magazine back and replace your phone," Bardock says. "And if you win?" Roshi asks. "I keep the magazine and you fix the phone," Bardock replies. "Hmm, sounds good to me," Roshi says.

The two head outside where they face off. Both fighters start off by blurring around the battlefield, neither one able to track the other. After a while, Roshi and Bardock finally make contact. Well, contact in that they run smack dab into eachother. They both fall back onto their butts, making imprints in the sand. They both slowly stand up and nonchalantly brush the sand off their clothing. After a few seconds they charge once more, each hitting the other in the face. They exchange several more punches before Bardock manages to get into the air. "Hey! Get back here!" Roshi shouts. "You can't fly?" Bardock asks. "No!" Roshi shouts again. "Hmm, okay then. Kame," Bardock says to himself. "What was that?" Roshi asks. "Hame," Bardock says slowly. "Eh?" Roshi asks once more. "Ha!" Bardock screams as he brings his hands forward. "Oh," Roshi manages to say before he's hit by the blast. As the dust and sand clears, Bardock walks inside to claim his prize.

Notes:
Bardock won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 3,126. He got a porno mag.

126) Paragas vs. Blue Rookie: Boss Battle
As Paragas walks around the Next Dimension looking for his precious King Yemma's Fruit, he can't help but notice someone off in the distance. As he nears, he realizes it's his fellow foe, Blue Rookie. "This should be fun." Running at Blue Rookie as fast as he can, Paragas lunges out his right fist, hitting nothing but air as Blue Rookie moves out of the way, and laugh’s "and they call me the rookie." The two fighters slowly walk backwards squaring off with each other. Paragas filled with anger and foolishness, yells out "Shiyoken" giving him an extra set of arms popping out of his shoulders.

Looking into his enemies eyes he says "Lets see if you can dodge these." Lunging at Blue Rookie once more, Paragas slams his right fist into Blue Rookie's jaw, while his other arms are repeatedly beating Blue Rookie’s stomach and rib cage, not stopping until he hears the sweet sound of the cracking from Blue Rookie’s ribs. Blue Rookie falls to his knees with blood dripping down his face. As Paragas walks away from the battle area, he slowly turns around facing Blue Rookie with a grin on his face. Paragas lifts his arm saying "See you in hell" as he shoots an energy blast through Blue Rookie’s chest.

Notes:
Paragas won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 4,000. He killed Blue Rookie.
Blue Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

125) Kuririn vs. Guido and Francoise: Spar
Kuririn and his two friends, Guido and Francoise, have been training quite hard for the last few days. Having just finished learning the wonderful move referred to as Fusion, they are currently takes a well deserved break. However, since Dragonball Z is mostly a series of combats with only a short break in between them, the three warriors soon get rather bored. Kuririn turns to his buddies. "So, you guys want to spar a little? I'll let you team up," he asks. The two Saibamen look at each other, then back to their master. They both nod in sinc and get to their feet. "Good, shall we start then?" Kuririn asks. Francoise shakes his head. "When then?" Kuririn asks. Guido raises his index finger. "Okay, I'll give you a second to plan your attack," Kuririn replies. Guido and Francoise talk a little then stand side by side. "Ready?" Kuririn asks. The two then begin an intricate series of manuevers, finishing with their fingers touching one another. In a bright flash of light, Guido and Francoise become Franido. "Aha, using Fusion. You tricky Saibamen," Kuririn says with a luagh.

In the next few minutes, an intense stare-down begins. Kuririn and Franido circle around, never taking their attention away. After a few more "laps", Franido suddenly vanishes. "Damn!" Kuririn says, remembering that his henchmen have the ability to teleport. Kuririn then feels a slight tap in the center of his back. "Huh?" he asks himself as he turns around. Behind him is Franido, who seems to have just punched him in the back. Franido looks up at him wide-eyed. "Oh hello. I was wondering where you went," Kuririn says as he takes a fighting stance once more. Franido tries to punch him once more, but Kuririn blocks with a slight move of his hand. In the blink of an eye, Kuririn responds with a punch of his own, slamming his fist into the Saibaman's chest. Franido flies back, plowing through several large boulders before slamming into a rock face. "Oops, I hope they're all right!" Kuririn says as he jumps into the air. He flies over to where he saw his fused Saibamen hit. There he finds a his parter unconscious. "Well, at least he's still breathing." Kuririn picks him up and flies back to a resting area. "Maybe I should find someone who'd actually be able to fight them."

Notes:
Kuririn won one Spar. PL raised by 6,646.
Guido lost one Spar. PL raised by 24,262.
Francoise lost one Spar. PL raised by 24,262.

124) Slug vs. Koola vs. Bardock vs. Tares vs. Nappa vs. Furiza: FFA Battle
Nappa walks out of the Kame House as the sun sets over the horizon. It was a hot day and the big Saiya-jin was enjoying the air conditioning, as well as other "things". But now was not the time for pleasure. Nappa walks over to Slug, who's sitting on the beach. "You ready?" he asks the Namek. Slug turns his head slightly, then gets to his feet. "Whenever you are," Slug replies. However, just as Nappa is about to make his move, the great Furiza makes an appearance on the scene. "What the hell are you here for?" Nappa asks. "I don't think I like your tone, Saiya-jin," Furiza replies. "I invited him and Koola," Slug replies. Seconds later, Bardock comes flying in, punching Furiza across the face. "What the hell is he doing here?" Nappa asks Slug. "Um, I don't know," Slug replies. Moments later, Koola and Tares come running in, each heading towards Furiza. "What in the hell?" Nappa asks himself. "Improvise," Slug tells him as he jumps at Furiza. Nappa stands there, confused by the sudden increase of participants.

Furiza hits the sand, his right cheek aching. He looks up at Bardock. "Damn you!" Furiza shouts. He jumps to his feet just in time to be double-attacked by Koola and Tares. Tares punches him as Koola kicks. Furiza is sent flying back, landing in the water. Koola then turns to the stunned Nappa and charges. Tares, Bardock, and Slug continue with Furiza, charging the poor tyrant. However, Bardock and Slug collide as they charge, each one deciding to attack the next. This leaves Tares attacking Furiza. As he nears, Furiza points a finger towards the house, moving it across the entire field. Tares' eyes widen and he hits the dirt, barely dodging the wave of energy. Tares jumps back up and cups his hands, drawing them back. "Kame...Hame...Ha!" Tares quickly shouts, bringing his hands forward. "Shit," is the only thing Furiza can say as the wave strikes, ko-ing him. Tares turns around as Slug collides with him.

Meanwhile, Bardock and Slug are duking it out. However, Bardock is having little trouble and is getting a little bored with his opponent. He looks over to Koola, who has just finished Nappa off. "Hmm, there's a challenge," Bardock says to himself. The Saiya-jin blasts Slug with a small energy blast, sending him flying back right into Tares' lap. Slug and Tares hit the ground. Slug, being the one who hit, kippups back to his feet and does a backflip, backing away from Tares. Tares slowly gets to his feet and turns around, getting hit in the face by a kick. Tares hits the floor once more and Slug stares straight at him. Tares feels nothing but pain as the invisible beams of energy drill into his back. After a few seconds, Tares falls unconscious. Slug turns to find that Koola and Bardock are the only two remaining people. He charges them.

A while ago, Koola broke off his fight with Furiza and charged Nappa. Nappa, being dumber than Goku, never saw him coming. With the help of Zanzoken, Koola was able to get behind the big oaf and hover into the air. Koola began charging up energy as he got higher and higher. After almost a minute, a large ball of energy forms in his hands. Koola tosses the Death Ball down on top of the stunned Saiya-jin. Before he even knew who was missing from the fight, the ball strikes, vaporizing Nappa. Koola lowers back to the ground as Bardock charges. Bardock throws several punches, but Koola manages to dodge. After several more punches, Slug charges the two. Koola watches him charge, grinning. As Bardock makes another punch, Koola blurs away, reappearing behind the charging Namek. Koola grabs his right arm and spins around several times. After a few seconds, Koola releases Slug, sending him crashing into the air conditioned Kame House. Roshi walks over to him and finds him unconscious. Koola chuckles a little then turns back to Bardock.

As Koola was distracted with Slug, Bardock whipped out his new toy: Roshi's Staff. He then charged Koola, drawing the weapon back. As Koola turns back to him, Bardock slams the staff into Koola's head. The wide-eyed Koola flies off the the side, a large groove in the side of his face. Bardock blurs next to him and slams the staff into him once more. This time into his side. Koola flies back in the opposite direction, skidding across the ground. Bardock then jumps into the air, raising the staff high above his head. He brings the staff down on top of Koola, hitting him once more. After a few more hits, Koola is out cold. Bardock stands tall and looks over the beach, sitting down in the sand to rest.

Notes:
Slug defeated Tares, but lost to Koola. PL raised by 2,584.
Koola defeated Slug and killed Nappa, but lost to Bardock. PL raised by 7,018.
Bardock defeated Koola. PL raised by 6,192.
Tares defeated Furiza, but lost to Slug. PL raised by 2,625.
Nappa was defeated by Koola. PL raised by 316. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Furiza was defeated by Tares. PL raised by 263.

123) Crimson Lords vs. Black Sanbou: Boss Battle
Black Sandou had finally figured out why Goku and the rest of those monsters kept finding him. He was always rebuilding his base. No wonder he was so easy to locate. He was practically building a great big sign saying "Here I Am. Come and Get Me." But now the Great Black Sandou was onto their little trick. There would be no more monuments to his greatness, no giant weapons or legions of soldiers. No, this time would be different. He had even ditched his Robot suit in Public Storage under a false name.

Nope, Buu would never think to look for Black Sandou in a garbage infested alleyway. "He He He He He," laughs Sandou. "I'm free! Free I say, FREE!!! I haven't felt this good in weeks. Good day to you Mr. Rat. Come into my abode. Here, let me show you my den. Sumptous, isn't it? I've lived in better if I do say so myself, but I find these quarters adequate. Would you care to join me for a cup of tea and perhaps some cookies? I do have these most excellent wafers."

"What was that? You want to know if you can invite your wife in. Surely. It would be downright barbaric of me to say no. Go get her. In fact, bring the whole family. I'd love to have her. I'll ring the butler and he'll have the cook prepare a feast for us all. We'll make a party of it. Splendid."

"Here you go little one. What did you say your name was, Max? What a nice name and what a nice boy you are. Your parents sure a fortunate to have such a wonderful son. You'll make your family proud. Become and architect or some such I'm sure. Excellent."

Meanwhile a Garbage truck stops in front of the alley to pick up the trash from a nearby dumpster and sends several smaller cans crashing to the ground.

"Oh my God. They found me. I can't believe they found me. They saw through my disguise. They saw through this filth. It's all for nothing. I've been rolling in garbage for the last week and it's all for nothing."

A moment passes in which Black Sandou regains his composure and turns to the rat family.

"I truly am sorry, but it seems that I must take my leave of you. Pressing affairs you know? Please call again sometime. We truly would love to have you. I had a simply smashing time."

Black Sandou then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a smoke capsule, pressing the plunger and throwing it to the ground. Several moments later the smoke clears and all we see is a rat looking on curiously, wondering where that funny man had gotten off to. Coincidentally, Buu, Goku, and Brolli never did find Black Sandou's new hideout. It seems his disguise worked after all.

Notes:
Um, nothing happened....

122) Android #17 vs. Android #16: Sneak Battle
"The hills are alive...with the sound of myooozic," sings Android 16 as he frolics among the flowers and trees. Brambles catch on his skirt, eh, I mean pants, as he skips along beside a creek. Doing summersaults and handsprings down the hill, Sixteen revels in the wonder of nature around him. He lies down upon a large rock and picks away the brambles, humming all the while. A chipmunk or squirrel (who can tell the difference) suddenly jumps up on the rock and Sixteen scoops up the little critter, cuddling him to his face. The frightened rodent panics and attacks Sixteen’s left cheek. "What the!?" screams Sixteen as he jumps up from the rock with the squirrel still locked onto his face.

Sixteen spins in circles trying to rid his face of the awful pest while the animal simply hangs on, pulled outward by the centripetal (not centrifugal) force. The squirrel hangs on to Sixteen’s face like the dog did to Ben Stiller’s nuts in There’s Something About Mary. Fed up with no results, Sixteen rips the rodent from his face (the same as Stiller did from his nuts) and hurtles it into the air. A carefully aimed energy blast explodes against the rodent and it falls to the ground done good dead.

Sixteen feels out the hole in the side of his jaw and collapses onto the same rock where the trouble began. Looking into the sky however, Sixteen is again overcome by the beauty of the day and his mood lightens. He closes his eyes and a moment later something soft and heavy plops onto the front of his gi. His eyes widen as he looks down, not at the big stain of bird shit he expected, but at the charred squirrel he just killed. "I thought you were ‘in touch with nature,’" taunts a voice. Sixteen sheds himself of the carcass and spins around to find two Hell’s Flash blasts upon him. Both blasts strike home, sending the stunned Sixteen sprawling. Android 17 floats to the ground shaking his head. "Stupid tree huggers," mumbles Seventeen. "Don’t you know that for each planet destroyed, at least three are born?" Sixteen grunts as he rights himself, sitting up. "Did I say you could sit up?" responds Seventeen. Sixteen grunts again, "No, you didn’t," and his fists fly from his wrists as he fires a double Rocket Punch. The first fist slams into Seventeen’s right jaw, causing his head to spin madly upon his neck while the second fist plunges into his gut and doubles him over.

Seventeen reaches up very deliberately, timing it, and grabs his head with both hands to stop the spinning. Straightening his posture, Seventeen cocks his head back into position and advances on the handless Sixteen. "I’m not through with you yet!" Sixteen spits. Using the stumps of his arms, Sixteen stands up and charges with a raised arm. Seventeen raises his eyebrow in puzzlement then fires an energy blast. The blast explodes, severing Sixteen’s raised right arm. Amazingly unaware that his arm is missing, Sixteen charges on. He nears Seventeen and brings his (missing) arm down. Seventeen sidesteps, traps Sixteen’s feet, and removes the left arm with a giant crackle of electricity. Sixteen falls flat on his face (no arms to brace himself with) and mumbles something into the ground. "What was that?" asks Seventeen. "Come back yeh coward!" Sixteen snarls through a mouthful of grass. "But you’ve got no arms." "I’ll kick yeh!" Seventeen sighs and lifts into the sky. A safe distance away, Seventeen fires two more Hell’s Flash blasts which sever both of Sixteen’s legs.

About fed up with this pitiful excuse for an android, Seventeen remembers something suddenly and flies back down to the mangled Sixteen. "Ah, back ta fight are yeh!" Sixteen says in triumph. "No," responds Seventeen as he strips Sixteen of his gi. "Whoa! That’s pretty unsightful!" Seventeen says of the naked droid. Grumbling, Seventeen picks up a large rock (actually, the same one mentioned earlier), carries it into the sky, and drops it. Just before the rock hides what needs to be hidden, Sixteen can be heard yelling, "Come back! I’ll bite..." as Seventeen flies away.

Notes:
Android #17 won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 2,357. He killed #16 and stole his Karate Gi.
Android #16 lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 399. He was sent to the Next Dimension and lost his Karate Gi.

121) Paragas vs. Blue Cadet: Boss Battle
Paragas walks around a nameless planet in the Next Dimension...looking for a fruit. Suddenly he stumbles upon a RRA cadet snoozing. Because Paragas tripped over him, he wakes up and glares at Paragas. "Hey clod, whatch where you're going." Paragas snears at the Cadet, then back-hands him in the face. "How dare you insult me and order me around."

The Cadet slowly turns his head back to look at Paragas. "You stupid fool, I'll KILL YOU!!!!" The cadet jumps forward and slams his fist into Paragas's chin. Paragas stumbles back and then kicks the cadet between the legs, as the cadet folds over, Paragas blasts him in the back with an Energy Blast. The Cadet falls over and curls up into a ball. Paragas just continues to pound him into the ground, the picks him up.

"Sniveling coward." Paragas drop-kicks the cadet into the sky, when he doesn't come back, Paragas just walks away.

Meanwhile... A screaming is heard, then a body slams into the bloody pond. "Looks like another RRA guy." Says one of the two guys that watch the pond.

Notes:
Paragas won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,000. He killed Blue Cadet.
Blue Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

120) Cell vs. Dende: Sneak Battle
After a long week of recovery, Dr. Dende is back at work. Due to his leave of absense, the number of patients has almost doubled. So far, he's treated twenty people for random illnesses and other stuff. Now, he sits in the break room, taking drag after drag from some "prescribed" marijuana. "Damn, this is some goooood shit!" he says. He takes a few more hits before tossing the rest to the floor. He steps on it and leans back in his chair. "Ahh, this is the life. Hmm, I'm getting kinda hungry." Dende gets out of his chair and walks over to the vending machines. He digs through his pockets and pulls out some change. After a few seconds, he remembers which coin is which and starts depositing. He pushes C5 and a Butterfinger falls. He pushes the slot open and pulls out the candy bar. Then he walks over to a small refrigerator and grabs a beer. He sits back down and pops off the bottle cap.

A few minutes later, a familiar green guy walks through the front door and into the reception area. He walks up to the desk. "Hi, I'm, uh, Mr. Jones, Tom Jones. I should have an appointment," Cell tells the woman. "Okay, let me check. Ah, Mr. Jones. Yes, Dr. Farnt will see you shortly. Please have a seat," she tells him. "Damn, not that Namek," Cell says under his breath.

After sitting for almost a hour, a woman walks through a door. "Mr. Jones?" she asks. Cell gets up and walks over to her. "Right this way." She leads him back through the door and into an empty hallway. "Screw this," Cell thinks and he grabs the nurse. He wraps his right arm around her neck. With a quick twist, her body falls to the floor. Cell walks over her and continues on, looking for someone else. After walking a bit, he comes to an open area. Several other nurses stand around. "Uh, have you seen Dende?" Cell asks. "Oh! Um, who are you? Are you a patient? If so, you should be in your room," one says. "No, I'm, uh, his brother," Cell tells her. She looks him over, noticing his green skin. "Oh, okay. I think he's in the break room. It's down the hall on the left; the only door with a window," she explains. "Thanks," Cell says as he walks in that direction.

A few minutes later, he comes to a door with a small window in it. He peeks through to find a small, green guy guzzling a beer. Cell opens the door and is hit with a large cloud of smoke. "Hmm, I'm suddenly hungry," Cell says to himself. He walks in and punches a hole in the glass of the vending machine. He grabs a Snickers and swallows it rapper and all. He then walks over to Dende, who's quite out of it. Cell looks at the bottle covered table and grins. "Well well well. Dr. Dende isn't as healty as we'd like to think," Cell tells him. Dende looks up at him with cloudy eyes. "Doood, heheheh, you're greeeen," Dende says. Cell shakes his head a little, then plants a fist into Dende's face. He then grabs an empty beer bottle and breaks it, stabbing the sharp end into Dende's chest. After a few more bottles, Dende is quite dead. A lout "kachink" is heard as something hits the floor. Cell bends down to find a small sword lying next to Dende's chair. He picks it up. "Well, you won't be needing this anymore. Thanks," he says to the dead Namek-jin before blasting a hole in the ceiling and flying away.

Notes:
Cell won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 3,038. He killed Dende and stole his sword.
Dende lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 398. He was sent to the Next Dimension and lost his sword.

119) Goku Jr. vs. Tenshinhan: Spar
Tien is running, frantically. His vision blurs as he strains harder and increases his speed. Using his momentum, Tien leaves his feet in an all out dive. He seems to be suspended in mid-air, but the ground below him rushes by with blinding swiftness. The anime sweat drop forms on his forehead and Tien’s eyes widen with realization as he thinks, "I’m not going to make it!" He reaches out, stretching, stretching...falling, falling. The ground nears and Tien squeezes his eyes shut, waiting for impact.

Tien lands on the ‘Slip and Slide’ and a wave of relief washes over him. So cool and refreshing, water sprays and drenches Tien as he continues to slide. The look of desperation and fear melts from his face and is replaced by one resembling the goofy look of one experiencing an orgasm. This goofy expression is interrupted very suddenly as Tien collides face first into something. He blinks the stars away and looks up to see Goku Jr. grinning down upon him. "Who were you thinking about?" Junior asks still grinning. With a boot still lodged firmly into his face, Tien replies, "Wobu-ee." Junior is irritated that his gi is getting wet and cuts to the chase, "Care to?" He is cut off as a small energy blast explodes against is nuts. Tien rises, still shaking the cobwebs away, as Junior rolls about on the ground in pain. "Would love to," responds Tien, then to himself, "arrogant little prick, interrupting my water fun."

Junior slowly gathers himself and gets to his feet, all the while Tenshinhan watches in amusment. Junior attempts to power up but this is just like trying to move a heavy box with a hernia. He bends over panting already and Tien shakes his head and then fires an eraser cannon blast. Goku Jr. looks up just as the blast exits Tien’s mouth and leaps into the air, attempting to dodge. Tien is stunned and does not notice that as Junior rises he readies a Masenko blast. Tien, irritated, begins to power up and Junior lands, releasing the Masenko, or thinking he did. All that issues forth is a grunt of effort as he brings his hands down. Having forgot that he didn’t power up, Junior rushes Tien in an attempt to interrupt his power up.

Seemingly constipated, his face is contorted with strain, Tien doesn’t notice the rushing Junior (can’t really call him a Saiya-jin can I). Junior connects with a right that sends Tien flying and extinguishes the power up. Junior rushes after the earthling, catching him just as Tien is "struggling" to get up. Junior reaches down and grabs Tien but is immediately pulled over by an arm drag. Junior attempts to crawl away, but Tien pins him to the ground (holding Junior’s arms down with his own) and sitting atop Junior. Tien sprouts two more arms. After a couple minutes of beating and bloodying, Junior concedes. Tien gets up, helps Goku Jr. up, but just as Junior turns to leave, Tien advises, "Why don’t you go inside and see Nurse Blow. She may have just what you need."

Notes:
Tenshinhan won one Spar. PL raised by 220,530.
Goku Jr. lost one Spar. PL raised by 89,184.

118) Goku vs. Black Sanbou: Boss Battle
"Ahhhh!" Black Sanbou screams as he runs down a hallway. Black Admiral pokes his head around a corner. "What the fuck?" he asks himself. "Ahhhh!" Sanbou screams, running back the way he came. As Sanbou spins around to make another pass, the Admiral gets out of his chair and steps out in front of him. Sanbou comes to a grinding halt. "What the hell are you doing?" the Admiral asks. "He's coming! Hide the children! Lock your doors! Call my lawyer!" Sanbou shouts, making his way past the Admiral. "What?" the Admiral asks himself once more.

The Admiral begins to follow Black Sanbou around the complex. After a few minutes, his screaming becomes too much, so the Admiral finds a pair of earmuffs. Eventually, Sanbou comes across his suit of armor. Without so much as a breath, he jumps inside and activates every weapon on it. As the Admiral enters the room, Sanbou spins around, locking all weapons on the loyal man. "Whoa! Hold it! It's me man!" the Admiral shouts, raising his hands to the armor. "Get out of here! Don't you know? He's coming! RUN!" Sanbou shouts through the mic. "Who?" the Admiral asks. A cute little bunny rabbit hops into the room. "It's him! DIE!" Sanbou shouts as he fires every weapon on the poor, defenseless wabbit.

Once the dust and smoke clears, the bunny has become a large pool of blood. "Muah ha ha! I did it! I killed him!" Sanbou shouts, laughing manically. "Congrats, you killed a rabbit," the Admiral tells him. "No. Can't you see that that was him?" Sanbou asks. "Who? Bugs Bunny?" the Admiral replies. "Hell no! That was the one, the only, Majin Buu! I must be the only one who can see through his disguises," Sanbou says. "Oh my god, you've really gone over the edge this time," the Admiral tells him. "Are you calling me a liar?" Sanbou asks as he trains his guns on the Admiral. "N..n..no sir!" the Admiral studders. "Good, now, get me a beer. I think it's time for celebration!"

As the Admiral runs off, Black Sanbou gets out of his armor. He walks over to the blood stain. "So, you thought you could out-wit me huh? Ha! Look who's dead now! Muah ha ha!" Sanbou says. Suddenly, his armor explodes, sending debris in every direction. Black Sanbou jumps around to find a familiar Saiya-jin hovering in mid-air, a glowing ball of energy in his hand. "Ahhhh!" Sanbou screams as he runs after the Admiral. Somewhere down a hallway, the Admiral hears Sanbou's scream. He turns around as Black Sanbou runs by screaming "He's here!". "Who?" the Admiral tries to ask. His question is answered as a large, brown object comes through the roof right on top of him.

Oozaru Goku continues his chase, though his foot seems to be a little wet now. He decides to stop and see what's up. Upon close inspection, he finds blood. "Hmm, musta killed someone. Oh well, hopefully it wasn't Chi Chi. She'd yell my ear off for that!" Goku says to himself. After following Black Sanbou around, Goku has literally demolished the entire base. He now has him cornered in the last remaining room. "Well, it seems that you're finally going to die," Goku tells him. Black Sanbou begins to make several strange, frantic movements. They confuse Goku just long enough for Sanbou to whip out a smoke capsule. Moments later, Black Sanbou is gone. Goku takes his anger out on some mountains.

Notes:
Goku tied Black Sanbou, but killed Black Admiral. PL raised by 178,746.
Black Sanbou tied Goku. PL raised by 166,582.
Black Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

117) Bardock vs. Vegita Ou: Sneak Battle
Vegita Ou had been lounging around MR Island for the past week or so and frankly, he was enjoying his free time. He didn't have a care in the world.

Roshi had finally stopped trying to get him to watch scrambled porn and low impact aerobics. "Thank God" says Vegita as he is reminded of Roshi's perversion. "I don't think I could take any more of that filth. How is one man so horny? It just doesn't make sense."

For the last several days Bardock has been watching Vegita and has noticed his aversion to Roshi's porn collection. He decided that on this beautiful Sunday afternoon he would torment Vegita and while he's at it beat the crap out of him too. And to this end Bardock is currently sifting through Roshi's magazine collection for that perfect issue.

Rejoining Vegita, "hey, where is Roshi anyway? I hope he isn't trying to lull me into a false sense of confidence. Oh my, what if he is. He's old. Old people are crafty like that. I don't know if I can take any more of his tormenting. I'm at my wits end."

"Ah Ha," says Bardock to himself. I knew this issue was here. Tenshinhan told me it would be and it was. It might have been buried, but the Phillipino whore issue is just the thing to drive Vegita over the wall. "Tenshinhan, I owe you one."

"Now," says Bardock "onto scarring the crap out of Vegita. He He He." Holding the porno mag outstretched Bardock slinks long, creeping out of Roshi's house and behind the paranoid Vegita. When Bardock is mere inches from the not so ever ready Vegita he quickly extends the Phillipino Whore issue in front of Vegita.

Seeing this lewd filth is more than Vegita can handle and he slaps the magazine aside and dives into the water, swimming to shore faster than we ever thought possible.

Notes:
Bardock won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 2,482.
Vegita Ou lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 420.

116) Koola vs. Android #16: Sneak Battle
Sixteen sits on the veranda on Master Roshi's island, completely absorbed by the book he is reading. The camera shows a close up of his face as his eyes mow through each paragraph. Panning down, the camera shows that the gripping piece of literature is titled, "Tree Huggers and...." The rest is covered by Sixteen's left hand. The pages turn quickly as if turned by the wind and Sixteen finishes the book, for the third time. He yawns and stretches it the lounge chair he's lounging in and revels in the sea breeze and the smell of salt water mixed with, mixed with... a very foul smell. "What could that awful smell be?" Sixteen ponders. It almost seems to be radiating from behind him. "Odd, I haven't seen anyone else on the island. Maybe Master Roshi needs some Altoids or Scope."

Sixteen turns his head trying to locate the source of the rotten odor, and his lower jaw is met with a closed fist. Thrown from his chair and into the sand, Sixteen fights to stand while stars dance in front of his mechanical eyes. Slowly, a figure comes into focus. A round head, masked, a round body, not a body itself but more like protection, and... those eyes.

"Whoa...?" is all Sixteen can muster with his jaw hanging limply, busted. "Names are of no importance really. You, for lack of a better description, may call me... Adam," the round figure cackles. Sixteen issues a blood curdling scream at the mention of the name and begins his retreat. "Hey, I don't want any trouble, especially with a fairy like you who can't fly. Just go flaunt your "specialness" somewhere else."

The obese looking creature still advances, warning, "You never know what could happen to you in your sleep. I even invited some friends over tonight, won't that be fun?" Sixteen is sweating profusely now. He wants no part of this and his shaky legs continue to back away from the round intruder. Finally, Sixteen faints just inches from the water. Koola muses over this for a bit, then takes out a dew rag, ties it around his head, flattens the back, and then by some miracle of the gods he actually lifts off the ground and flies away leaving the poor fear shocked Sixteen lying on the beach.

Notes:
Koola won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 2,784.
Android #16 lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 349.

115) Cell and THX-1138 vs. Paragas vs. Dende: Sneak Battle
It was just another quiet day on the boring planet referred to as Earth. Humanity kept doing what it always does, nothing. However, for the Namek-jin named Dende, this day has been one of the busiest days since he found his little sword. Since his powers of healing were so great, Dende decided to open up an office for the public. Dr. Dende has been taking customers left and right, most of which don't really need any attention at all. With the recent Chicken Pox epidemic, Dende's been very busy. So far, he has seen seven patients today. He's currently making his way to his next one, a Mr. Smith. "Another one? Geez. How many Smiths are in this town? Hopefully he's not an ass like the last Smith was," Dende says to himself as he walks.

After walking through a large maze of halls, Dende comes to the small room. He pulls Mr. Smith's papers and knocks on the door. "Come in," a voice says. Dende turns the knob and enters. "Hello Mr. Smith," Dende says. The Namek-jin raises an arm to the tall man. Smith shakes and sits down on the examination table. "Well, it seems that you aren't here for Chicken Pox," Dende says. "No," Smith answers. "So, what can I do for you then," he asks as he looks at the tall, dark-haired man. "No, wait, let me guess. You want me to heal that eye of yours don't you?" Dende asks as he looks at Mr. Smith's left eye. "No," the man replies. "Hmm, then why are you here?" the doc asks. Mr. Smith just grins an evil grin.

Meanwhile, two more men walk into the office. The approach the receptionist. "Hello. How may I help you?" she asks without even looking up. "Um, my friend needs to see a doctor," THX-1138 tells the woman. "Has he been here before?" she asks, her head still in a pile of papers. "No," THX reluctantly replies. The woman finally looks up to find the man's friend seems to be missing an arm. "Oh my! Um, we'll get a doctor for you right away!" she says, shocked by the amount of blood that's dripping from Cell's stump. She jumps out of her chair and runs into the back. Minutes later, a stretcher is rolled out and Cell is thrown down onto it. They wheel him into the back, THX in persuit. Eventally, Cell finds himself in a large room. "Where is Dr. Dende?" one man says to another. "He's with a patient!" another says. "Then I'll have to do this myself," the first replies. "But you're not licensed yet!" the second shouts. "Look," he says jabbing Cell's stump. "If I don't do something, this man will die!" Cell binks then sits up. "Um, no. If Dende ain't coming, then I might as well go to him," Cell says as he gets off the stretcher. "No! Sit down!" the second doctor shouts. "Why?" Cell asks as a new arm shoots through the original stump. The doctors stare in disbelief; Cell and THX leave. "Did you see that?" the first doctor asks.

As Cell and THX blindly make their way through the endless maze of halls, an explosion rocks the entire office. Cell and THX jet towards its origin to find the great Dr. Dende lying on the floor. Sitting on an examination table several feet away is one Mr. Smith. "A Saiya-jin?" Cell asks himself. "Looks like it," THX replies. Dende gets back to his feet and turns to the two new arrivals. "Who are you people? And why are you attacking me? I mean, can't you see that I'm doing good here?" Dende shouts. "That's just it. Good equals Bad to me," Mr. Smith replies. "Hmph. Well, I don't think we've met. My name is Cell and this is my pal THX-1138," Cell tells Mr. Smith. "I am Paragas the Great and you might want to keep an eye on THX," he replies. Cell spins around to find THX lying on the ground with a sword sticking half-way through him. "Don't worry, he's not dead," Dende says. Cell glares at Dende, anger building inside. However, before he can do anything, Dende is engulfed in an explosion. As the dust clears, Dende is unconscious as well.

Cell turns around and stares at Paragas. "Ha ha! What a weakling! He was even able to defeat your pal! Don't worry, friend. I took care of him!" Paragas tells Cell. Anger builds more within Cell. "How dare you," Cell says. Seconds later, Cell is seen flying towards Paragas at full speed. Breaths later, Paragas is sent through every wall in the building until he's outside. As he gets back to his feet, he finds several (oh, about 100 or so) energy blasts coming down on top of him. "Oh shit," is all he has time to say before they hit. In the minutes that follow, half of the building is destroyed, making way for a new tourist trap: a large crater. Only a small piece of cloth remains of Paragas. Cell hovers back to the ground. "Don't you ever even think of making fun of my friends," Cell says. He walks back to THX and picks him up, tossing Dende's sword to the ground. He kicks the Namek-jin once before leaving.

Notes:
Cell killed Paragas. PL raised by 2,810.
THX-1138 was defeated by Dende. PL raised by 230.
Paragas defeated Dende, but was defeated by Cell. PL raised by 2,668. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Dende defeated THX-1138, but was defeated by Paragas. PL raised by 1,904.

114) Brolli and Goku vs. Black Sanbou: Boss Battle
"Okay, let's run through the list again," Black Sanbou says. For the last week, he's been planning and installing several defense measures to insure his safety. Black Colonel flips through several papers attached to a clipboard. "Well, we got the laser turrets and solar panels running yesterday. I was just informed about a hour ago that the death rays, adamantium armor, and infrared cameras are up too. That leaves the Genesis bombs, micronuke rail guns, and BC-Apocalypse Pulse Cannons on the list," the Colonel says. "What about my Peacemaker armor?" Sanbou asks. "Well, frankly sir, we can't afford a $435,410,000 suit of armor," the Colonel replies. "Damn you! You might as well call off the whole thing then!" Sanbou shouts. "Okay okay. I'll see what we can do. We'll just have to rob every child's piggy bank or something," the Colonel says. "Excellent Stimpy, excellent..."

Black Sanbou continues through his newly designed base, making sure all of the defense mechanisims are in place. "Don't worry sir, those two won't be comming after you again," the Colonel tries to reassure him. "Dammit! Goku and Brolli won't stop until I'm dead! Why can't you see that?" Sanbou shouts. "Well, at least that pink guy isn't after you," the Colonel says to himself. Sanbou freezes, a look of fear on his face. He spins around and puts his hand over the Colonel's mouth. "Shhh. Don't jinx it," Sanbou whispers. They continue on, roaming around the complex.

Meanwhile, Goku has made his way to the Red Ribbon Headquarters. He stands on a cliff several miles off, looking over the ever-expanding collection of buildings. "Damn. How can they afford to keep adding more stuff to this place?" Goku asks himself. "That's easy, you idiot. They rob children's piggy banks," a voice replies. Goku turns his head to find Brolli standing several feet to his side. "Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. Long time no see," Goku says, extending a hand. "I should just destroy this entire place," Brolli says, ignoring Goku's attempt at friendlyness. Goku shrugs. "But you'd try and stop me," Brolli adds. "Well, yes. You'd kill several hundred innocent people if you just blow up the place! I can't have that on my *sneeze* shoulders. Wait, what am I saying? Let's kill them all!" Goku says. Brolli slowly turns his head towards Goku, a look of pure shock on his face. "Are you serious? You actually want to kill someone?" Brolli says. "Sure. Sounds like *sneeze* fun. Huh? Shut up! Dammit. What was I saying? Oh yeah, I'd have to stop you," Goku tells Brolli. Brolli expression goes from shock to confusion to hatred. "Damn you Kakalotto! I'd kill you, but I'm afraid of what Buu would do to me. He'd probably give me a plaque or metal, but then again, he's crazy. So do me a favor and shut up," Brolli says. "Huh? I didn't quite follow you there, but oh well. Shall we be going?" Goku asks. "We?" Brolli asks back. "Yeah, we. You and I. We," Goku replies. Brolli surpresses the urge to tear Goku's jugular vien from his neck. After a few seconds, he hovers into the air and heads towards the base. Goku follows.

"Excellent! Everything's in order and we're actually ahead of schedule! Keep up the good work Colonel and one day, you'll get what you deserve!" Sanbou tells him. "Like being paid more than minimum wage?" the Colonel says under his breath. "Huh? Did you say something?" Sanbou asks. "Nothing sir!" the Colonel quickly replies. "Okay, then let's head back to the safe room," Sanbou says. The two walk towards a large room. Only one thing sits in this room: an enormous safe. Sanbou walks over to a small door punches in a code. The door slides open and Sanbou turns to the Colonel. "I'm gonna keep a watch on things from in here. Have all transmissions, videos, and Philippino hoars transferred," Sanbou says. "Yes sir!" the Colonel replies as Sanbou steps inside. The door shuts and locks as the Colonel walks off.

Once inside, Black Sanbou walks over to a large, comfortable sofa and plops down. He turns on several television sets and relaxes for the first time in a week. "Ahh, this is the life. Hmm, nothing seems to be happening outside. I think I'll switch to MTV for a while," Sanbou says. He flips the channel at the exact moment Brolli and Goku arrive outside the gates. Several alarms ring through the base, but Sanbou is in a safe and can't hear anything going on outside. Several minutes later, Sanbou is suddenly thrown out of the sofa as the entire safe is rocked. "What the hell?" Sanbou asks himself. Outside it, we find Goku and Brolli trading punches, each putting rather large dents into the walls of the safe. "So, that guy said he was in here?" Goku asks. "We're you listening?" Brolli replies. "Well, all I can remember is you tearing him in half after promising you wouldn't hurt him," Goku says. "Well, we can't all be like you. Plus, he was a ranking officer in this Army. A Colonel if I remember right," Brolli responds as he takes another shot.

Meanwhile, back inside the safe, Sanbou is getting sick to his stomach. "Dammit. I knew they'd find me. I shouldn't have watched that Bevis and Butthead rerun. I REALLY should have watched it!" Eventually, Brolli gets bored with trying to punch the safe open. He pushes Goku aside and bursts Super Saiya-jin. Brolli breaks the outer layer with a single punch, then preceeds to tear a larger opening. Goku just watches in shock. After a few more minutes, there's a large hole in the side of the safe courtesy of Brolli Inc. They go inside and find Black Sanbou cowering behind the sofa. Brolli starts laughing at the man. "What's so funny?" Goku asks. "This guy's completely frightened of us," Brolli says. "I could probably flick my finger and he'd die of a heart attack." Brolli flicks a finger and Sanbou shouts. "See," Brolli says. Unbeknownst to Goku and Brolli, Black Sanbou has pulled out his capsule case and removed a smoke capsule. As Brolli taunts Sanbou some more, Sanbou throws it to the ground and disappears. Once the smoke clears, Goku stares at Brolli. "Dammit. Look what you've done. Had you just killed him, he wouldn't have gotten away," Goku whines. Anger builds up in Brolli and he bursts SSJ once more. He turns around and stares into Goku's eyes. "Do NOT tell me what to do, you low class Saiya-jin scum!" Brolli shouts. He knocks Goku out with a single punch then disappears once again.

Notes:
Brolli killed Black Colonel, but tied Black Sanbou. PL raised by 200,872.
Goku tied Black Sanbou. PL raised by 140,697.
Black Sanbou tied Goku and Brolli. PL raised by 340,487.
Black Colonel was defeated. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

113) Nappa and Tares vs. Bardock: Sneak Battle
Bardock walks around Roshis Island, around stacks of hentai and manga. ~Where is that staff?~ Suddenly he gets shot from behind. "Get 'im Nappa!!" Tares yells. "What are you two doing?" Bardock yells as he climbs to his feet. "Sparring you, together." Tares replies. "Then lose together too." Bardock says as he jumps into the air and blast the two fighters with Energy Blasts.

"Lets get him!!" Nappa yells, he starts launching Energy Blasts at Bardock. Tares uses Zanzoken to zip around and blast at Bardock from many angles. Meanwhile Bardock flys around and slams into the two fighters, his superior speed letting him gain the upper hand.

"Thats it. Bakuhatsuh--" "Nappa! NOOO!!!!" Tares stops Nappa befor he destroys Master Roshi's Island. "Do you wanna kill us all?" "Umm... heh.. no." Nappa says. Just then Bardock slams the two into the ground. The jumps back into the air and blasts them with more E-Blasts. "Never spar me when I can win so easily." Bardock says as Nappa and Tares stumble to their feet.

Notes:
Nappa lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 212.
Tares lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 212.
Bardock won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 4,600.

112) Majin Buu vs. NPI Piccolo: NPI Spar
Majin Buu thinks he's bad. No, he knows he's bad. The fact that you can know something is confusing to me (Goku). I must sit here and ponder this for a couple episodes while I eat. Anyway, Piccolo, the green martian... dude, don't come after me. I'm the writer, I determine who wins or loses. Go back and fight that arrogant... thing. So, Piccolo, not a martian but green anyway, tries to think of a way to win this spar. "The stupid pink glob gets stronger everyday, it's amazing."

Both warriors begin their powerup... I think I'll go have a Mexican restaurant while they do this. Both are still powering up as I bring my doggie bags back with my gi covered in salsa. Piccolo stops suddenly and fires a Makankosappo at the Buu-meister. Buu stops his power up and leans into the nearing blast. Buu's abdomen stretches to left, ready to absorb the blast, but then forms a nice hole and watches with glee as the Makankosappo blast passes through.

Untouched, Buu extends his hand forward as his abdomen returns to its "normal" (whatever that can mean with Buu) shape. "BIG KANG BAMEHAME... HA!!!" shouts Buu triumphantly. Piccolo's eyes widen and he bursts into laughter. Enraged, Buu dematerializes and reappears a split second later, next to the roaring Piccolo. Buu delivers a classic one-handed slap to the cheek and a shocked Piccolo can only respond, "Bitch!"

Out of nowhere, Piccolo releases a powerful Renzoku Energy Dan. It begins to rain Buu as chunks of the demon fall to the ground. Quickly as he can, Buu drops to the ground and attempts to reattach his ruptured... body mass. As Buu continues his self reconstruction, Piccolo readies a small death ball. He shouldn't kill the demon yet, just let him know he could be vanquished.

The death ball grows and Piccolo focuses his attention on making it small enough. Now reconstructed, but also resembling a pink Frankenstein sort, Buu fires a powerful Jinruizetsumetsukogeki attack. Dozens of blasts fly toward the unsuspecting Piccolo. The death ball finished, Piccolo raises it above his head only to see the Jinruizetsumetsukogeki blasts all but upon him. Piccolo releases the death ball, not at Buu but into the sky attempting to get it into space. The death ball rises, however slowly, and Piccolo is struck by many of the Jinruizetsumetsukogeki blasts as he attempts to dodge. The resulting explosions throw Piccolo to the ground and Buu pushes through the smoke, searching for the green warrior. The smoke clears and Buu gazes down at Piccolo. The Namekan raises his head and Buu hears a crackling sound. "Surely that can't be Piccolo," thinks Buu. It is then that Buu notices the small smile on Piccolo's faces and follows his gaze. The crackling has intensified and Buu looks up to see the small death ball crackle and fizzle once more before exploding.

Fourteen episodes later, Piccolo struggles to his feet and throws the pink set of bagpipes over his shoulder as he flies away.

Notes:
Majin Buu lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 134,045.

111) Cell and THX-1138 vs. Black Cadet: Boss Battle
Black Cadet walks down the streets of Satan City. After a few blocks or so, he starts whistling a tune. "Damn, that was some good puntang," he says. Had we come in on him sooner, we'd have seen him walk into a hotel with a Playboy Bunny and leaving about 5 minutes later. Now, however, he's walking the streets and whistling. After another block or so, a small group of leather-clad men stop him. "So, why's you be whistlin' homme? You got somethin' against us hummas?" one man asks. "Hummers?" the Cadet asks back. "Yeah. We dun no like whistlas," another replies. "Well, I'm sorry to hear that," the Cadet says, trying to push by them. The largest one throws him back, tossing the Cadet to the ground. After the Cadet gets back to his feet, an all out beating starts.

Somewhere nearby, Cell and THX-1138 finish a bowl of soup. "Hmm, isn't this a nice night?" Cell asks. "Um, sure," THX replies. Cell looks out the window of the diner and see a large group of people. "I wonder what's going on over there," he says. THX looks and sees the Cadet in the middle. "Hmm, it seems someone else doesn't like the Red Ribbon Army very much," THX says. "What do you mean?" Cell asks. "The guy in the middle has RRA insignias," THX explains. "Ah, I see now. Shall we go lend a hand?" Cell asks. "Sure," THX replies as he stands up. The two exit the diner and walk over to the "gang bang".

"Yo hommies, there be someone commin'," one guy says to his friends. They stop punching the Cadet as Cell and THX near. "What's going on fellas?" THX asks. "None of yer beesniss," a dog-man replies. "So why don't yas go takes a walk," another man adds. "Before wes haf ta hurtz yas too," a third finishes. "So, who's that poor fellow your beating on?" Cell asks. "Didn't ya hear me foo? I said leave!" the dog-man replies. "No," Cell says as he punches the doggy in the face. He falls back and hits the ground, his nose broken. "What da fuck?" he says whiping blood from his face. "You fucking broke my damn nose! Get em boyz!" he shouts. The group of men jump THX and Cell. However, within minutes, they're all unconscious of even dead. The dog-man gets up and runs away, humming all the while.

"Gee, thanks guys," the Cadet says as he stands back up. "Don't mention it," Cell says, turning to THX. Cell motions towards the Cadet with his head. THX simply nods. Two explosions rack the Cadet's body. As the dust clears, we finds Cell and THX each with a hand pointed at the Cadet. However, the Cadet is no longer living. Cell and his buddy head back into the diner where they order some more soup. "I guess this was a nice night," THX tells Cell.

Notes:
Cell won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,500.
THX-1138 won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,500.
Black Cadet lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

110) Goku Jr. vs. Yellow Captain: Boss Battle
Yellow captain and his newly appointed Admiral -- no one is quite sure about the mechanics of the internal Yellow rank structure, though we believe it is something akin to Major Major Major Major -- had been swamped in paper work since they had arrived and decided to take a break. First they went out for ice cream, but rather quickly discovered there were no stores located on Furiza to purchase ice cream. In fact there were no stores to purchase anything. They thought about ordering some online, but they decided against that because of the delay for shipping. So they ended up just sitting around watching old episodes of Sailor Moon they had taped off of Cartoon Network, commercials and all. And after the seventeenth hour of Cartoon goodness, there was a knock at their door and Yellow Captain told Yellow Admiral to go answer the door.

"Why do I always have to get the door. This isn't a dictatorship. I think you should have to get the door," the Admiral complained. "Fine if you want me to get the door, I'll get the door. You are such a whiner. When we get reinforcements, you're getting demoted. I'm sick of your whining." With that Yellow Captain gets up and walks to the door. "Hey, who is it," says Yellow Admiral when Captain answers the door. "ugghhh..." is the only response. "What was that you said." "Fine, make me get up to see who it is. I have to do everything around here. Which makes since because I'm the Admiral and he's just a Captain. Hey, who are you? Oh my God, you killed Captain Kenny!" the Admiral shouts as he finds Goku Jr. "Yes, and its time for you to join him," intones Jr. as he says "Now Watch the Birdy." And for once this attack strikes its target and kills something. I'm not quite sure how or why this happened since this attack really doesn't exist. I think that maybe the Admiral died from fear as opposed to anything else.

Notes:
Goku Jr. won two Boss Battles. PL raised by 175,000. He killed Yellow Captain and Yellow Admiral.
Yellow Captain lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Yellow Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

109) Kuririn vs. Guido vs. Francoise: FFA Spar
Kuririn, Guido, and Francoise face each other on a high plateau. "Alright saibamen, lets rumble." Kuririn jumps up into the air and starts blasting down at the other two as they begin to attack each other. Francoise kicks and punches at Guido, while Guido does the same. Every so often Kuririn dodges an energy blast form one of the two Saibamen.

"Dance baby, dance!!" Kuririn yells as he continues to fly around providing a distraction to the two fighters. Then suddenly they both kick him as he flies low. he flips and lands on the ground, the two Saibamen face him, then starts blasting.

Kuririn starts using zanzoken as he nears the two, they correct their aim the closer he gets, until he passes right between them. Their blasts hit each other and cause an explosion big enough to send each flying in opposite directions. They hit the ground and don't move. "Well, that was fun." Kuririn remarks as he picks up his unconsious buddies.

Notes: Kuririn won one FFA Spar. PL raised by 3,924.
Guido tied Francoise. PL raised by 785.
Francoise tied Guido. PL raised by 785.

108) Vegita Ou vs. Paragas: Sneak Battle
Stomp, stomp, stomp stomp... stomp stomp stomp! After relieving himself in the woods, Paragas is taking pleasure in destroying ant hills. He finds them irritating and finds great satisfaction in crushing these tiny weaklings. "How pathetic, really!" he thinks to himself. "Little tiny wastes of matter, they shouldn't even exist in the same world as me!" Ironic isn't it? Anyway, so Paragas is enjoying himself immensely, but then a tiny sharp sting registers on his calf. Bending around to closely examine what the hell bit him, Paragas finds several ants crawling and feasting upon his leg. Paragas hadn't taken the time to actually look at what he was disturbing and now the Fire Ants are a little ticked off. Ants swarm around Paragas and climb into his clothing where fresh, undisturbed flesh awaits. Paragas seems to be attempting a Saruken distraction, but in reality he is bouncing and scratching because the ants are nearly covering him.

Finally coming to whatever senses he has, Paragas leaves the ground and powers up, instantly frying all the ants on him. Relieved, but smelling like fried ant, Paragas fires a couple energy blasts into the swarm of ants. Many die, instantly I might add, but more unearth themselves and start up the trees towards their tormentor.

Vegita Ou watches all this with disgust. "Why waste time with silly ants?" he thinks. Vegita then realizes his own agenda here and bursts into laughter. Paragas straightens at the sound and spins around to see who's there. Vegita had ducked behind the shrub he was carrying for cover and Paragas doesn't see him. Paragas returns to the annoying pests as Vegita, still hiding behind the shrub, tiptoes across the sky (bobbing and weaving like in Looney Tunes).

Paragas feels like he's being watched and turns. Vegita freezes in place, only a few yards from Paragas. "Why do I feel like someone is watching me?" Paragas thinks. "There's nothing here besides me, the ants, and that floating bush." Paragas shakes his head and resumes his torment of the ants. Suddenly his eyes fly wide open and he spins, readying an energy blast. Vegita's energy blast explodes against Paragas's crotch as Vegita was aiming for his butt. Paragas doubles over and loses his own energy blast. It crashes into the forest and explodes like a mortar shell in 'Nam. Paragas recovers as it was only a small blast, designed to get attention, and looks up to see Vegita boring down upon him.

With effort because his balls are still screaming, Paragas dips under the charging Vegita, snares Vegita's feet with a leg lock causing the sneaky bastard to swing down and then up as Paragas readies a punch. Vegita's momentum swings him back upward and Paragas releases the hold. His fist flies forward, seeking Vegita's left cheekbone, but instead is caught and thrown away as Vegita delivers his own punch to Paragas's gut. Doubled over again, Paragas groans in pain as Vegita lifts him up to eye level. "That was nice improvisation, but your overconfidence still puts you about equal with them," Vegita says pointing to the still swarming fire ants. Vegita pushes the one-eyed man away and Paragas's eyes fill with horror as Vegita fires another, more powerful energy blast that sends Paragas flailing down into the clutches of the fire ants. Will he get out, or will he be consumed by the tiny useless beings? Vegita doesn't care, he's gone.

Notes:
Vegita Ou won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 1,785.
Paragas lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 303.

107) Brolli and Goku vs. Black Sanbou: Boss Battle
After a long week of reconstructing his base, Black Sanbou turns to his new Admiral. "Good work," he says. "Keep it up and I might make you the next Sousui." The Admiral nods and follows Black Sanbou around. "So, I heard you killed Goku," the Admiral says after a few minutes. "Yup. That guy will no longer be in our way," Sanbou replies. "Does that mean we'll be expanding even more on this planet?" the Admiral asks. "Eventually, yes. But we're it for now," Sanbou answers. The two continue walking around the newly constructed base. "So, any word from Purple Sargeant or Dr. Gero?" the Admiral asks, breaking a long silence. "Jeez, you sure are nosey," Sanbou says. "I was just wondering if they had completed their tasks yet," the Admiral explains. "Gero has a task? When did this happen? I thought he was just supposed to hide out for a while," Sanbou asks sarcastically. "Nevermind," the Admiral says, finally shutting up.

Eventually, they come to Black Sanbou's new office. He walks over to his desk and plops down into his chair. He spins around and looks out the huge windows directly behind his desk. "Ah, just like my old one. Something's missing though," he says to himself. "Oh yeah, the women!" Sanbou spins around in the chair and pulls open a drawer. He reaches into it and grabs a small remote. He click a button on it and a wall slides open, revealing a large group of scantly clad women. The Admiral's jaw hits the floor as they all run over to Black Sanbou. "Why do black men always get the girls?" the Admiral asks himself.

After watching them for a while, the Admiral looks into the room they came from. He finds two figures still in there, hiding in the shadows. "Hmm, looks like two of them don't like him. Maybe they'd like a little of me?" he thinks. The Admiral stands up and walks into the previously concealed room. "So, are you two just shy or something?" he asks the two. One turns it's head towards the other, then back at the Admiral. "Come to papa!" the Admiral says as he approaches one. As he nears, the person raises a hand. "Stop? What do you mean?" the Admiral asks. Within a second, the Admiral is plastered all over the walls. The girls all jump to their feet and run out of the room screaming. Black Sanbou gets back to his feet.

"Wh..who's there?" he studders. Two men step out of the shadows and into the light. Sanbou's eyes widen as he reconizes them both. "What? How? You're dead!" he says to Goku. "Huh?" Goku replies as he looks over himself. "No, I'm still all here." Brolli stares at the puny, little black man with only one thought on his mind, death. "And you, you're the Brolli fellow, right? You killed Red Sousui!" Sanbou shouts. Brolli continues to stare at him, thinking of at least 10 ways to kill him in the next five seconds. However, Goku and Brolli decided to figure out who'd get the kill. They rolled a six-sided die with 1-2 being Goku, 3-4 being Brolli, and 5-6 being Broku. It was a 5. So, despite the fact that Brolli absolutely hates Goku, he will use fusion. They do a little dance (without making a little love) and get down, fusing together to form Broku.

Sanbou watches this with a look of question. "Why the fuck are they dancing? Didn't they come here to fight?" he thinks. A blinding flash of light fills the area. Afterwards, Sanbou looks at the new warrior with even more question. "Who's this dip shit?" he asks himself. "We are Broku," the dual-voiced newbie replies. "And we will be killing you now." Sanbou chuckles a little and rests his arm on the wall. "Yeah, I'd like to see you. What's all over my walls?" he asks. He looks at his hand and finds it covered with blood. "What in the hell?" Sanbou says as he looks over the area, finding the remains of his precious Admiral. "Fuck," he says as he turns back to Broku. Broku stares at Sanbou, a coy little grin washed over his face. Sanbou takes a deep breath and gets ready to say something. However, he instead darts out of the room. Broku stands there for a second, stupidified beyond words. Then he sighs and chases him down.

After following his PL for a long while, Broku finally finds Black Sanbou in a large storage area. He walks in, finding Sanbou with a small controller in hand. "I don't know how you got here, nor how Goku survived our last encounter with enough time to grow old, but now you will die!" he says as he presses the only button. A large robot suit whirs to life behind him. It picks Sanbou up and places him inside. Broku stands there as Sanbou walks up to him. "Ha ha! You're scared stiff!" he says through a microphone. Sanbou then hits Broku in the face. However, the robotic arm seems to crush like an aluminum can as it strikes. "What the fuck?" Sanbou asks himself. Broku smiles and then shouts as he bursts Super Saiya-jin, his power level soaring over 12 million.

"Nice hair. Now, try this!" Sanbou shouts. Black Sanbou pulls a trigger and several small doors open up, uncovering an ass load of missles. They all shoot at the fused Saiya-jin, every last one hitting it's mark. However, once the smoke clears, Broku is seemingly unharmed. "What the hell?" Sanbou asks himself. In a single movement, Broku removes the glass dome off the robot and sends Sanbou flying through the air. He hits the ground hard several hundred feet away. As Broku nears, he climbs back to his feet and pulls out a small case. "Shit!" the Brolli half of Broku shouts. Before Broku can do anything, a large cloud of smoke fills the area, completely blinding Broku. Once the smoke clears, Sanbou is gone. Moments later, the fusion wares off and Broku becomes Brolli and Goku once more. Brolli hits Goku, who falls to the ground. "Kakalotto," he angrily says as he disappears.

Notes:
Brolli killed Black Admiral, but tied Black Sanbou. PL raised by 141,558.
Goku tied Black Sanbou. PL raised by 73,246.
Black Sanbou tied Goku and Brolli. PL raised by 314,506.
Black Admiral was defeated. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

106) Tenshinhan vs. NPI Vegita: NPI Spar
The Tien we know has no patience like the REAL one in DBZ. Vegita keeps babbling on and on about how great a Saiya-jin warrior he is and how Tien will never match him, Tien being a lowly earthling. Finally, Tien has had enough and plods away, only barely able to contain his annoyance at the arrogant Vegita. Tenshinhan quickly snaps his head to the left and right and the sound of popping bones penetrate the air. Tien is trying to calm down, but for some reason he can still hear Vegita clearly. Vegita’s snobbish voice is not dissipating with distance; this confuses Tien. Stopping abruptly and turning, Tien sees that the reason he can still hear the damn Saiya-jin is because Vegita is floating along behind him as he walks.

In a flurry of movement, Tien grabs Vegita and throws him off his cloud, literally, and the shocked Saiya-jin can only crash into the ground and attempt to speak around a mouthful of grass. Tien powers up as Vegita hocks the three-foot divot from his mouth and follows Tien’s lead. Both warriors glow with increasing energy and Tien thinks, "That arrogant prick! He talks about how great he is and I’m the one who has parties with Filipino whores and Ricky Martin! How dare he! The stupid fool also assumes I’m a putz like Goku! The indignity of it all!"

Tien’s dramatic moment over, the camera's focus switches to Vegita. Vegita’s thoughts: "I’ve got a bigger dick than him, I’m a bigger dick than him," etc. Vegita reaches his desired power level, there’s no need for him to power up all the way against such a worthless opponent, and launches three energy blasts at the human. Tien stands frozen in place as the blasts near him. Tien shouts, "BARRIER!" and a globe of energy springs from within him and surrounds him as the energy blasts deflect harmlessly off the shield. Tien grimly walks towards Vegita and the Saiya-jin empties his arsenal for the life of him. Every attack fizzles against the shield and seems to be absorbed by the energy barrier surrounding Tien. Suddenly the shield begins to fluctuate, disappearing and reappearing; it’s weakening. Vegita sees this and his confidence level jumps, more and more energy attack issue forth from the Saiya-jin. Tien advances, not seeming to notice his protection is weakening. The shield fails and Vegita cackles. He fires another blast that strikes Tien in the left bicep rupturing the skin and tearing muscle. Unfazed, Tien strides forward, nearing Vegita. Vegita is astonished with how Tien took that blast and can only gawk at the human. Tien reaches Vegita, lifts the Saiya-jin up with his good right arm and tightens his grip on the throat as he yells, "SHUT UP!" Tien drops the Sayain and delivers a roundhouse before Vegita can fall to the ground. Vegita crashes into the side of a rock face and crumples to the ground. Tien closes on the Saiya-jin but stops fifty feet away and turns his back. Vegita pulls himself up in time to see Tien place his index fingers and thumbs together behind his back, bend over and pull down his pants to moon the Saiya-jin, and then deliver a power kikoho from his anus. "Stupid arrogant putz," Tien mutters as he walks away from the destruction.

Notes:
Tenshinhan won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 267,421.

105) Bardock vs. Android #16: Sneak Battle
Bardock squared off against Android 16. Bardock stared at him while he watched the birds and the butterflies. Sick of the waiting, Bardock charged at Android 16. However, when Bardock got near to himr, Android 16 launched his fist at Bardock's head. Bardock ducked the incoming punch and delivered a punch of his own, knocking Android 16 back on his heels. Dispising an incomplete job, Bardock kicked Android 16 in the gut doubling him over and them hit it him again. This time in the nose, hurling him back onto the ground and stood on his chest. A moment later Android 16 pushed Bardock's foot aside and got up, telling him he needed work on his skills.

Notes:
Bardock won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 1,785.
Android #16 lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 303.

104) Majin Buu vs. NPI Piccolo: NPI Spar
"Alright Piccolo, lets go." Majin says to Piccolo as the stand facing each other. "I wont lose this time Buu," Piccolo replies. Then both warriors sit down at a table and clasp hands. "On 3.. 1..2..3-GO!!" Both warriors begin the battle of the century.. in thumb-wrestling. "Hi! Urgh.. Arrrrr. Hmmph.. hrr. Hargh!!" And many similar sounds come from the two warriors as they sweat and concentrate on trying to pin down their opponents thumb.

'SNAP!!' "AAAAAAAHHHH!!! My thumb!!!!" Piccolo screams as he places his finger quickly into his mouth. "Oops, sorry I broke your finger Piccolo," Majin says, not entirely truthful. "But I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN!!" Majin dances around joyfully, happy that he defeated Piccolo and now can claim to be the best thumb-wrestler this side of Orion's comet.

Notes:
Majin Buu won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 423,297.

103) Cell vs. THX-1138: Spar
After a long day of wandering around Roshi's island, Cell and his android pal, THX-1138, sit down and watch the sun set. "You think we'll ever find some gis?" THX asks. "Sure, this island isn't too big. I'd give us another day or so," Cell replies. "Yeah, not that we have finally finished digging through that giant stack of pornography, we can actually search the rest of the island," THX says. "Roshi's got too much hentai," Cell says to himself.

As darkness settles in over the area, THX and Cell climb back to their feet. "So, what now?" THX asks. "You tired?" Cell asks. "No, I'm a robot. I don't need sleep," THX replies. "Well, then how about a little spar?" Cell inquires. "Sure, that sounds like fun," THX says. Cell and THX walk to the other side of the island where there is more room for movement (aka less porn magazines lying around). Cell turns to THX and motions for him to charge. THX shakes his head a little, then motions for Cell to charge. "If that's how you want it," Cell says to himself.

Suddenly, the sand behind Cell explodes as he flies towards THX. Cell slams his right fist into THX's face, knocking the poor android down. Cell then shoots into the air, throwing several small energy blasts at his opponent and friend. Several explosions rock the entire island, completely disorganizing Roshi's magazine collection. Once the sand and other various particles clear, Cell hovers back to the ground. There, he finds his friend in several pieces. "Damn, maybe I shouldn't have gone all out yet," Cell tells himself as he gathers THX up.

Notes:
Cell won one Spar. PL raised by 210.
THX-1138 lost one Spar. PL raised by 53.

102) Koola vs. NPI Master Roshi: NPI Spar
Koola faced off against Master Roshi and just as Koola was about to attack Roshi, Roshi called a time-out so he could watch low income aerobics.

Fifteen minutes later Roshi comes back with a slight stiffy and before Koola even gives Roshi a rest, Koola charges him and sends him flying backwards with a roundhouse and slamming him into the side of his house. When Roshi gets up Koola is upon him again. This time slamming him into his porch. A minute later when gets up he hears some noise coming from his new entertainment center and he goes inside to see what's going on. A moment later when Roshi comes back outside he yells to Koola saying "I concede. You win. I have to go watch Frantic, Frustrated, and Female. By now Koola."

Notes:
Koola won one NPI spar. PL raised by 985.

101) Piccolo vs. White Soldier: Boss Battle
Piccolo lands at the headquarters of White General and charges into the building. He looks around. "Where is he?" Piccolo Growls. He charges around the building, not seeing anyone. He gets mad and blasts the building to bits, then charges out of the ruins.

The White Soldier was using the bathroom in an adjacent building at this time, the explosion from the other building caused plumbing to reverse direction quite suddenly, so the poor fellow got quite a surprise. He quickly cleans up and goes to see what happened. When he gets outside he sees a Namekian charging towards the weapons depot. So he runs forward.

"Hey, Stop!! You aren't allowed in here." Piccolo looks at the little man, then just grabs him by the head and squeezes, then tosses the limp body to the side like a rag doll. Then he blows up the rest of the base.

Notes:
Piccolo won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 10,000. He killed White Soldier.
White Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.