To battle, e-mail me, making sure to put your whole character name as the title. And put the whole character name of the person you want to spar or fight. Also mention your team(if any). If you beat your opponent in battle, some zeni, some items, and one dragonball (if applicable) will be taken from you if you are evil. Less if you are neutral, and just a dragonball will be taken if you are good.

250) Videl vs. Tares vs. Vegita and Shinnou: Spar
Videl, Tares, Vegita, and Shinnou all walk into a big empty baseball diamond in some nameless city that nobody cares about. Tares clears his throat, "Ok, heres how it goes," he grabs Vegita by the shoulders, "Videl and Shinnou fight each other first." "WHAAATT!!! NO WAY!! SHE"LL HURT HIM!!!" Vegita yells as he tries to struggle free from Tares. "Quit yer whining Vegita." Tares says.

Videl and Shinnou face off on the pitchers mound. In a sudden flash, Shinnou flies into the left-field wall, leaving a nice dent. Videl stands there for a second, then Shinnou comes flying back at her. She just kicks him up towards the ceiling, which of course he slams through. After a few seconds a loud thud, followed by echoes around the arena are heard as Shinnou lands on the roof. Then its all quiet. Tares walks over with Vegita and looks out the hole. Nothing happens.

"Hey, Videl, fight Vegita here fer a minute, I'll go check on our little buddy." Tares says as he tosses Vegita at her. Vegita stops in midair and glares at Tares as he rises out of the arena. Then he glares at Videl as she stretches her legs a little, then punches at the air. "Come on monkey-boy, lets dance." She says, then laughs at the anger showing in his face.

Just then, a huge roar is heard, followed by a smaller one. Then Shinnou in Oozaru form slams through the roof and lands in right field, where he stays. Then Tares jumps down in his Oozaru form, ripping away half the arena roof. Vegita looks up to see whats going on, and he sees the full moon. Videl sees it too, "Ooooooo crap....." she says. Then jump-kicks Vegita in the back of his half-Oozaru head, knocking him unconscious mid-change. Tares looks at her and roars, then he lumbers forward and smacks her into the stands. He roars again and looks around for something else to destroy, but the other two Oozaru are unconscious. He looks back where Videl landed just in time to see her escape out the side of the arena. He roars his triumph at winning, and his rage that Videl got away.

Notes:
Videl defeated Vegita and Shinnou, but was defeated by Tares. PL raised by 19,659.
Tares defeated Videl. PL raised by 6,502.
Vegita was defeated by Videl. PL raised by 1,041.
Shinnou was defeated by Videl. PL raised by 1,041.

249) Vegita Jr. vs. Blue Colonel #1: Boss Battle
Vegita Jr. walked around planet Vegita looking for the last of the RR Army members. "I swear on my grave no army dood will roam this planet." Just then he saw a blue colonel standing in line to buy a burger and a large coke. "Oh no he is not going to be eating at MY favorite place. That is just disgraceful," Vegita Jr. said to himself as he walked over to the colonel.

"Can I take your order?" Vegita Jr. said as he walked up right behind him. Just then the colonel turned around and saw Vegita Jr. standing there with a burning attack in his hands and ready to unload. "Come on all I wanted was a burger and a coke!" The colonel said as Vegita Jr. unloaded his power right into his eye, I mean head. As the colonel's head went flying across the planet, Vegita Jr. pushed his body down and ordered the #1 combo meal, super sized.

Notes:
Vegita Jr. won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 21,000. He killed Blue Colonel.
Blue Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

248) Ginyu vs. NPI Goku: NPI Spar
"Geeeeeennnn You!" a voice shouts from a dark corner of Goku's home. As the camera nears, we find Ginyu, captain of the Ginyu Force, practicing his poses. However, he just can't seem to get them perfect. "Geeeeeennnnn You!" he shouts again, his arms raised above his head while standing on one toe. He holds the strange pose for a few seconds, then relaxes, cursing a few times. "Why can't I get them right? I used to be able to do them every time without so much as a miniscule mistake! Maybe I need my armor. Yeah! I'm just not Ginyu without it!" he decides. He walks around the house looking everywhere for his armor. After a few hours he becomes discouraged and angry. "Where the hell is it?" he asks himself. "Oh, I remember. I left it on Planet Furiza. Damn. Now I'll have to return there. Crap. That makes me angry. I need to go beat on something. Oh, I know! Goku!" he shouts with a smile.

Ginyu heads outside where Goku is busy chopping up fire wood with his bear hands. "Hiiiigh Ya!" Goku shouts as he chops a large tree into a nice, neat pile of wood. Ginyu runs up to him and kicks him in the back, completely surprising the Saiya-jin warrior. Goku, however, tucks and rolls, avoiding any serious damage. He springs back to his feet and spins around to face Ginyu. "Now that was just dirty! You could have just asked me to fight!" Goku shouts. "Ahh, shaddup!" Ginyu says as he fires an energy blast at the low-level Saiya-jin. As it nears, Goku disappears in a blur. "Huh? Where'd he go?" Ginyu asks. Unbeknownst to him, Goku blurs back right behind his attacker. "Ryu Ken!" Goku shouts. Ginyu's eyes shoot wide open as the dragon of energy passes through his chest. It begins to wrap itself around him, then constricts. After a bright flash of light, Ginyu falls to the ground unconscoius, the dragon gone. "You shouldn't sneak up on people. It's not nice," Goku says as he goes back to cutting wood.

Notes:
Ginyu lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 555.

247) Raistlin vs. Paikuhan vs. Johan vs. Gerudo: FFA Spar
Paikuhan and Johan are learning moves together when a nicely placed e-blast is shot at Paikuhan. While the smoke is clearing, Johan goes and hides behind some bushes. Paikuhan turns and sees the brave Gerudo and Raistin standing there in awe as Paikuhan has a little scratch on his neck.

Paikuhan uses taiyoken and then disappears with his zanzoken attack. Gerudo and Raistlin are blindly searching for the green freak. Gerudo thinks he finds him so he uses a strong energy blast. Turns out that was Raistlin. Raistlin is out of the fight cause he is unconsious.

Gerudo finally gains enough vision to use Time Freeze. The attack just slows Paikuhan because he is using his zanzoken. Gerudo starts doing rapid fire with energy blast at Paikuhan. Then Paikuhan hits Gerudo in the gut and at the same time he gets hit with one of Gerudo's e-blasts. Time unfreezes and the tired Gerudo is barely able to stand. Johan takes this oppurtunity to get some fighting in. He stands up shoots an e-blast, takes out Gerudo, then gets hit in the back of the head by Paikuhan.

Notes:
Raistlin was defeated by Gerudo. PL raised by 269.
Paikuhan defeated Johan. PL raised by 48.
Johan defeated Gerudo, but was defeated by Paikuhan. PL raised by 2,380.
Gerudo defeated Raistlin, but was defeated by Johan. PL raised by 1,202.

246) Majin Buu vs. NPI Blue Ogre: NPI Spar
"Yay! I like candy and cookies and brownies and cake and pie and butter straight out of the tub and...and...and...well, that’s about it. Hello everyone. Can we play duck duck goose? I really like duck duck goose. Oh wait, I forgot ice cream." All this and more Buu says to himself as he skips along the boardwalk. Today is Sunday and Sunday is Buu’s day off so he’s been having all sort of fun. First, he went roller-skating and then he went swimming and now he is skipping. "Lala Lala Lala Lala La La La. Today is so much fun. I like Sundays. Oh boy! Look at the time. I’ve got to go have some fun with Mr. Ogre. He’s going to let me beat him up. What fun!" says Buu to himself. "I better hurry up and get there soon or I’ll miss all of the fun."

Buu continues on his way skipping down the boardwalk until he gets to Baltic Avenue. Now having passed Go and with his $200.00 in hand, Buu struts up to Blue Ogre’s house and knocks on the door. "Come out Mr. Blue Ogre and play. I walked all the way over here so open up and come outside."

A few moments later Blue Ogre comes out and says: "I’m glad you made it here. Come inside. Would you like something to eat? Red Ogre just made some most excellent Sugar Cookies."

"Oh yum," replies Buu. "I like cookies." After eating all the cookies Buu looks around and says: "I’m stuffed. Now lets fight."

Blue Ogre looks at him and says, "you mean to tell me that after eating over 300 sugar cookies you can still fight?"

"Uh huh," says Buu. "I’m going to kick your butt now that my Belly is full. Before I was going to lose because I was hungry, but now I’m full." Blue Ogre looks at Buu for a second and then falls over in complete shock completely stunned at Buu’s statement.

Anyway, the two walk into Blue Ogre’s backyard and stand off. Buu jumps around for a moment doing handstands and somersaults and all sorts of other childish antics. However, all of a sudden Blue Ogre charges and tries to land a punch in Buu’s gut catching him unaware. Buu jumps back and says to Blue Ogre: "you weren’t even close. I’m full. Do you have anymore sugar cookies? They were good."

Again Blue Ogre tries to hit Buu, but the large pink lump of flab jumps away. "What is going on here?" says Blue ogre to himself. "I just saw him eat 300 sugar cookies. He should have the biggest stomach ache ever."

All of a sudden Buu leaps forward and does a handstand on one finger and throws himself forward into Blue Ogre, landing on top of him. "He He He. Now you know why I ate so many of those sugar cookies. You can’t get up. Ah Ha."

Notes:
Majin Buu won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 500,000.

245) Minosha vs. Nackus: Spar
"Ok Nackus, lets spar." Minosha says. "Yea, right. You'd win in a heartbeat." Nackus says. "Well, how bout I let you hit me as hard as you can, with everything you've got for ten minutes first?" Minosha offers. "Hmmm..... ok," Nackus says, "just lemme get ready." "Fine, whatever." Minosha says as he walks outside to do some warm-ups. Nackus gets a couple bottles of Powerade and dumps part of one out, then pours in some fast-acting sleeping-pill-liquid. He shakes it up and heads outside.

"Hey Minosha! I thought you'd want a drink first!" he says, then tosses the sleeping-pill-liquid-powerade to Minosha. Minosha catches it and opens it up. "Thanks Nackus." He says before gulping it all down. Nackus drinks his own, then gets ready. "Ready Minosha?" he asks. "Yup." Minosha says. "Ok, here goes." Nackus says, then charges up a Dodonpa. Nackus launches the attack then launches a few energy blasts, then another Dodonpa. The blasts slam into Minosha, who just stands there and yawns. Nackus continuously launches attacks for ten minutes, then Minosha jumps forwards and tries to punch Nackus, but the sleeping-pill stuff has slowed him down, and all the attacks made his vision blurry, so he misses.

Nackus jumps back and slams a last Dodonpa into Minosha. Minosha stumbles back and looks at Nackus kinda cross-eyed. "Unnnngghh.. I'm tired.." Minosha says, then collapses on the ground. Nackus slowly walks over and nudges Minosha. Minosha snorts and turns over, then begins to snore. "Heh, I beat 'im." Nackus says. "WAHOO!! ...... now I can finish watching my favorite show." Nackus walks back inside and plops down in front of the TV.

Notes:
Minosha lost one Spar. PL raised by 49.
Nackus won one Spar. PL raised by 6,228.

244) Gohan vs. North Kaio-Sama, Bubbles, and Gregory: NPI Spar
"Ok Gohan, you know what to do. Lets see you do it." Kaio-Sama says. "Umm.. let's see... Make you laugh, catch da monkey, and smack the cricket?" Gohan says. "Yeah." Says Ki. "Ok, here I come." Gohan says as he runs at Bubbles.

Bubbles leads Gohan around the small planet for a few hours, then suddenly Gohan leaps forwards and slams into Bubbles just as they were passing by King Ki. Gohan catches Bubbles in a perfect flying tackle, and as they go down, Gregory has the bad luck to be in the way, Gohan's forehead smacks into his, pinning him to the ground. King Ki sees all this and bursts out laughing, he rolls on the ground laughing and pointing at Gohan, Bubbles and Gregory. All three of them trip each other as they try to get up, causing Ki to laugh harder and harder.

After about fifteen minutes of mass hysteria, King Ki finnaly quiets down to giggles with accasional bouts of laughter as Gohan, Bubbles and Gregory all sit in front of him, waiting to be told what to do next. "Heh heh.. hoo... well done Gohan. That was an.. heh heh.. amazing tackle. AHAHAAHHAAA!!! Heh.. Mmm-Hmm! Umm, now we can begin training, but first I want food. Hee hee.." King Ki gets up and walks into his house, still giggling.

Notes:
Gohan won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 9,658.

243) Nail vs. Black Colonel: Boss Battle
"Do you want paper or plastic?" Black Colonel asks a ghost-like figure. Ever since he was sent to the Next Dimension, he found that he didn't really have anything to do. Since he was bored out of his mind, he decided to get a job at the local grocery store. Day after day he went to work bagging for the spirits of the Next Dimension. Day after day he longed to return to Namek where he had at least a little respect. But nooo, he was stuck doing this monotonous work.

"Do you want paper or plastic?" he asks another person. "Damnit, I hate this job. Why the hell did I come here? I should have applied at Radio Shack. At least they get benfits. Even McDonalds would be better than this crappy job," the Colonel thinks. "Excuse me, but can you make sure to double sack it this time? Last time they broke open in the parking lot," the customer says. "Why sure! I'd be happy to double bag your groceries for you!" Colonel replies. "Sure, you mother fucking, ass ramming, shit swallowing, Taliban loving mime. I'll double-sack your groceries for you cock," Colonel adds in his head.

"Do you want paper or plastic?" he asks yet another person. However, this one is a little different. He isn't a spirit like the rest are. Instead, he's a, Namek? "Uh, can I help you?" the Colonel asks Nail. "Sure you can! Die!" Nail shouts, blasting him between the eyes with an energy blast. The Colonel flies back, slamming through one of the registers, throwing money all over the place. As spirits scramble all over the place, the Colonel gets back to his feet. "What the fuck?" he asks, holding his hand over his right eye. "You're going to pay for that, ass!" The Colonel charges, slamming his left fist into Nail's gut. The Namek doubles over and Black Colonel buries his left elbow into Nail's lower back. Nail screams in pain he slams into the floor. He screams even louder once the Colonel steps on his arm, breaking it off at the elbow. "Oh yeah. This is just what I needed. A good 'ol ass whoopin," the Colonel says to himself as he does several elbow drops onto Nail. The Colonel then grabs him by the head and drags him over to an open cash register. He places his head inside and slams it shut time and again, quickly knocking Nail unconscious. The Colonel continues this action a few more times before allowing Nail to slump to the floor. "Ahh. That's better. A little stress relief!" the Colonel says to himself.

"Do you want paper or plastic?" the Colonel asks Nail as he begins bagging his groceries.

Notes:
Nail lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 1,766.
Black Colonel won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 14,122.

242) Raf vs. Charles vs. Bernad vs. Roger: FFA Spar
While their friend gets his ass kicked this weekend, the other henchmen decide to spar. First the ones who can fly do. That means that Raf is stuck on the ground. The others just shoot e-blasts at him and take him out. Then while in the air they shoot e-blasts at each other. One blast from each hand. They were in a triangle so basically they each got hit by 2 blasts. They all fall like flies. Oh well. At least 3 of them got a win.

Notes:
Raf was defeated by Charles, Bernad, and Roger. PL raised by 208.
Charles helped defeat Raf, Bernad, and Roger. PL raised by 940.
Bernad helped defeat Raf, Charles, and Roger. PL raised by 900.
Roger helped defeat Raf, Charles, and Bernad. PL raised by 919.

241) Nappa vs. NPI Mr. Popo: NPI Spar
Nappa faced off to fight against Mr. Popo. "You are the third person to think that I can fight," says Mr. Popo. "I am not a fighter. First Buu fought against me and then Tenshinhan. It isn’t worth the effort it takes to beat me. All I end up doing is running away."

While Mr. Popo was talking, Kami walked up to the Nappa and said: "he is right. You will not gain anything from attacking him. However, what would be truly of value would be a test of minds."

"A test of what?" responds Nappa.

"A test of minds. A mental game of sorts."

For a moment Nappa looks at Kami confused, but not wanting to appear stupid Nappa acts as if understands and agrees to this test of minds.... Whatever, it is. That moment was really Nappa’s downfall. He really isn’t the brightest bulb in the box and Mr. Popo creams him in just about every mental exercise you could think of. First they play Chess and then Go, and Nappa loses both of these games. However, Kami looks on and says, "perhaps we should choose a game more suited to our student." And so they play checkers and tic tac toe, but Nappa loses these as well. After all of these losses, Nappa is getting very discouraged and Mr. Popo says to his student: "if you can beat me in this final game you will truly have beaten me. We will play rock, paper, scissors. If you can beat me in this game you will truly have mastered me.

Nappa doesn’t even know how to play this game and he looks at Mr. Popo confused for about the 50th time that day. Quickly Mr. Popo explains the simple rules of this game and they commence to play. They play round after round and Nappa losses them all. Nothing Mr. Popo does changes the outcome. Nappa simply can’t win. Thirteen rounds in a row Mr. Popo chooses paper and Nappa losses them all. Finally Kami walks forward and brings these games to an end. Nappa walks away feeling stupid and dejected and Mr. Popo watches him walk away saying to himself, "how can someone be so dumb?"

Notes:
Nappa lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 3,352.

240) Android #17 vs. Kaioshin: NPI Spar
Android #17 and Kaioshin walk around Kaioshins planet. Kaioshin tells him how to upgrade his Super Upgrade. "Now then... blah blah... and after that... blah blah... got it?" Kaioshin says. "Uh-huh." #17 says.

"Ok then, lets spar." Kaioshin says. "Fine by me." #17 says. They walk to a relatively empty spot on the small planet, then begin to stretch. After a minute Kaioshin takes a defensive stance. "Alright tin-man, lets spar." he says. "K." #17 replies, taking his own stance. Kaioshin slams a punch into #17's face, then kicks him in the chest. #17 stumbles back and tries to block the next few punches, he is successful a few times, but more keep hitting. As Kaioshin moves forward, #17 backs away, still trying to block, then he gets an idea. #17 activates the Android Base System, then blurs out.

An enormous blast slams into Kaioshin a few pico-seconds later, her stumbles forward, then spins and launches a large Energy Blast. #17 fly's backwards and slams into the planet. In less than a milli-second, Kaioshin hits him with two more energy blasts, the blasts nock #17 out. Kaioshin stands there, panting a little. "Whew! He almost had me!" he exclaims, then sits down to wait, and rest.

Notes:
Android #17 lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 8,429.

239) Plant Manager vs. Reggie: Battle
"Oh man he's gaining on me, I can't run any faster. He's too quick," Reggie said as he looked back and saw Plant Manager running towards him. "Who does that little (word that rhymes with duck) think he is? I'm going to kill him when I catch up to him," Plant Manager said to himself as he ran.

Well, let me take you back a little bit. Rewind. Oh there they are still running after each other, hehe. Reggie tripped over that rock, that's funny. We still got to go back a little further. There they are, no wait too much! There. Alright, Plant Manager was just standing there minding his own business when Reggie walked by him. Plant Manager glazed over to see who it was and saw it was only Reggie so he didn't think nothing of it. But then Reggie started flipping it because he thought Plant Manager was going to fight him so in his defense to try to stun him and run away he sent a dodonpa blast at him.

As the weak blast hit Plant Manager, he quickly turned an started chasing Reggie. Oh and then the rock, as Reggie ran from him he tripped over a rock, stupid henchman. Then as he got up he noticed he hurt his leg and was now limping away to try to get away from Plant Manager.

And that takes us back to present time or actually to what was present time. Now Plant Manager had caught up to him ripped his legs off and said "You won't need these." He then proceeded to beat him with them to a bloody pulp.

Notes:
Plant Manager won one Battle. PL raised by 692. He killed Reggie.
Reggie lost one Battle. PL raised by 70. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

238) Android #16 vs. NPI Master Roshi: NPI Spar
"Titties, titties, titties," the great and wise Master Roshi kept repeating. Over the last week, he had grown quite horney and was running around his island hoping to find some ace. Unfortunately, there was only one female currently there and he knew not to mess with her. She's already basically torn his head off time and again. However, the "immortal" Roshi kept coming back to her, rubbing his head between her melons and she'd continue to bitch slap his face off. After a few more times, 18 got fed up and decided to ask her buddy 16 to take care of the situation. 16, despite his pacifistic nature, agreed almost instantaneously. He had grown quite tired off this human and was only waiting for a reason to pound him into extinction.

And so, as Roshi was making yet another round of his island chanting "titties" over and over, Android #16 approached him. "What do you want? Oh I know! You're here to help me get that girl robot aren't you?" Roshi shouts with great excitement. 16 shakes his head a little, disappointment washed over his face. "And you're supposed to be one of the most respected humans on this planet," 16 says. "Eh? Of course I am! Now, are you going to help me or not?" Roshi replies. 16 simply punches the old geezer in the gut, knocking the wind out of him.

After a minute or so, Roshi finally gets back to his feet. "Now...why...did...you...do that?" he asks in between breaths. Without even so much as a peep, 16 grabs him by the throat and tosses him over his shoulder. Little did he know that 18 was watching the "fight" about 100 feet behind them. "Ahhh!" she shouts as the old, perverted man comes flying straight at her, his hands outstretched and clenching the air over and over. 16 spins around and takes aim with his arm, lauching his "rocket punch" straight at Roshi's head. The fist collides with the back of his melon, knocking the old guy out. However, the punch adds motion to the flying geezer, allowing his head to land right between 18's titties. 16 shrugs and heads back to the only palm tree on the island, where he takes a nap.

Notes:
Android #16 won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 2,189.

237) Bardock vs. NPI Lunch: NPI Spar
Yeah. Right like this is even a spar. I wonder who wins. Heh. Well heres the spar. Bardock turns into his super monkey form using his moon ball. He then stomps on Lunch who is too stupid to see it coming. THE END.

Notes:
Bardock won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 132,067.

236) Puaru and Icky vs. Yellow Colonel: Boss Battle
Yellow Colonel had been standing guard for about two months now. Nothing had come by and he hadn’t heard anything from Yellow Captain or Red Sousi or anyone for that matter. Frankly he was getting worried. However, Yellow Colonel was lazy, and figuring out what happened to everyone else required effort and thus had not yet happened. Luckily, on one bright and sunny Sunday afternoon Yellow Colonel finally saw a cute little cat walking towards him and he said to himself, "I bet this cat will know what happened to everyone else."

Before Yellow Colonel even has a chance to ask for Puaru, the evil cat-demon-thingy’s name, he fires an energy blast at the Colonel. Unfortunately the Colonel wasn’t ready for the attack and catches him right in the side of the face. When the smoke clears Yellow Colonel is still standing, but his face has become a singed mess. Let me say that you couldn’t even pay a Phillipino Whore enough to have sex with this guy. But this isn’t surprising given that Yellow Colonel’s opponent is the evil cat-demon-thingy known as Puaru.

Puaru then walks towards the Colonel who has started to sway in the breeze and looks him dead in the eye for what seems like hours on end. The tension builds and builds to epic proportions until it reaches its climax as Icky jumps up and bitch slaps Yellow Colonel in the face sending him careening to the ground.

Notes:
Puaru won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 20,000.
Icky won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 20,000.
Yellow Colonel lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,500.

235) Trunks vs. NPI Tenshinhan: NPI Spar
Trunks and Tenshinhan face off in an empty field. Suddenly Trunks leaps forward and fly's strait at Tien, drawing his sword from the scabbard attached to his back. Tien jumps back and fires an energy blast directly at Trunks. Trunks swerves to the side and lets the blast whizz by. As he watches it fly past, Tien jumps forward and slams a kick into Trunks, sending the warrior up into the air.

Trunks corrects his flight and looks down at Tien. "Lucky hit." Trunks says, then dives downwards towards Tien, launching an energy blast as he goes. Tien blocks the blast, then fly's backwards as Trunks kicks him in the chest. Tien skids to a halt, then jumps forward. Trunks slashes with his sword, putting a long red mark on Tien's arm. Tien lands and grips his arm. "Alright Trunks, you asked for it." Tien spins and begins launching a barrage of Ki blasts at Trunks. Trunks stands and deflects the blasts with his sword, causing a few to hit near Tien. Suddenly one of the blasts lands right under Tien, sending him flying into the air. Taking this opportunity, Trunks launches a few blasts of his own. They slam into Tien, forming an immense cloud of smoke. Tien falls to the ground and doesn't move.

"Ok, Tien. I win, lets get back to my training." Trunks says. Tien makes a noise as he tries to climb to his feet, then passes out. "Ahh crap, now I gotta wait." Trunks mutters, then takes a seat on the ground.

Notes:
Trunks won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 10,013.

234) Koola vs. Grendal: Spar
"I think it is about time I taught you some new moves Grendal," Koola said as he looked back at his henchman. "Hmm... okay," Grendal replied just in time to see Koola charging towards him. "First you want to," Koola said as he ran right threw Grendal, crashing his fist into his face. "Then you want to," Koola says as he stops in his tracks and does a handstand like kick that sends Grendal flying in the air.

As he soars back in the air Koola screams, "Oh this is one of the best tricks I know." Just then Koola starts flying towards him, but disappears and reappears right behind him. Koola then smashed his fist straight into Grendal's back.

As Grendal fell to the ground Koola quickly made his way to the ground first and raised his arm up so that Grendal's body fell straight into it. As Grendal curled up in a ball and fell to the ground Koola asked, "Did you get all of that?" Koola then looked down at his henchman and saw that he was completely knocked out. "Guess not," he said.

Notes:
Koola won one Spar. PL raised by 14,544.
Grendal lost one Spar. PL raised by 41,306.

233) Tenshinhan, Piccolo, Kuririn, Guido, Francoise, Cell, THX-1138, Bardock, and Goku vs. Koola and Zorak vs. Goten, Raditsu, and Janemba vs. Brolli vs. Hildegarn: Boss Battle
Somewhere in the Southeast portion of the main content of Earth lies the home of our hero, Goku. Smoke flows out of the chimney as Chi-Chi labors away for her husband and his friends. It was a full house, Tenshinhan, Piccolo, Kuririn, Guido, Francoise, Cell, THX-1138, and Bardock had all come over unexpectantly for dinner. Being the kind hearted person that he is, Goku just couldn't turn them down. Plus, he knew that if they had guests, Chi-Chi would cook even more food! Yum yum. Anyway, after scarfing down every last morsal and leaving a cleaning task that even a fleet of dishwashers couldn't clean in a week, the crew heads to the living room to watch some TV. Unfortunalely, Guido gets the remote and begins to surf, never staying on a given channel for more than four seconds. After scrolling through all of the channels about twenty times, Kuririn yanks the remote from his hands and tosses it to Tenshinhan. "Thank you!" everyone but the Saibamen say in sync. Tenshinhan flips back a couple of channels until he comes to the local news interruption.

We interrupt your scheduled program for this emergency news bulletin. The picture changes to show an enormous creature destroying a city and an unseen male voice speaks. The creature dubbed Hildegarn has attacked Eastern City. Citizens of and nearby this city should take immediate cover as your life may very well be in danger. Wait. What's this? There seems to be someone trying to stop it! Yes! I see three individuals. Two seem to be flying, while the third is running along the ground. We're going to get closer to see if we can get a better shot. The camera-man begins running forward focusing in on the three fighters. "Isn't that your brother Goku?" Piccolo asks. "Uh, yeah. That's Raditsu," Goku says. "And your son too?" Bardock adds. "Hmm, looks like it. I hope they're all right," Goku replies. "Who's the fat fuck?" Cell asks. A moment later, Chi-Chi blurs into the room and slaps Cell across the face. "Watch you language young man!" she shouts before exiting the room. "Young? Man, Goku, you're wife's a," Cell begins. "Don't say it!" a female voice echoes through the room. "Uh, the big yellow guy is called Janemba. I fought against him a few weeks ago. He's weak," Bardock interrupts. "So, why are they fighting Hildegarn?" THX asks. "Don't know. Maybe they're suicidal," Piccolo says. "Well, I think we need to help them," Goku preaches. "Uh, are you serious? I went up against this thing already and let me tell you, it's unbeatable!" Bardock says. "You were one. We are many," Tenshinhan replies. A loud scream from the TV catches all their attention. The camera-man, male voiced person, Janemba, Raditsu, and Goten are all engulfed in a massive burst of fire and the screen becomes the ant races. "Wow. Are you sure we want to fight that?" Kuririn asks. "We leave, NOW," Tenshinhan says with authority. "Whatever you say boss," team VJ responds. Goku stands there, staring blankly at the TV. "What happened to my television?" he asks. Tenshinhan smacks his forehead, then grabs Goku and drags him along.

Back in Eastern City, Hildegarn continues to level building after building and suck up people's energy. After a few seconds, the nine warriors teleport onto a bridge that leads into the ramaining part of the city. As they stare dumbfoundedly at the monster, Cell turns to his comerades. "So, what's the plan?" he asks. "That's a good question," Tenshinhan replies, his attention still on the mammoth attacking the city. "Might I suggest using fusion," a voice asks from behind the group. They all spin around to find a crimson-eyed creature and a Saibaman. "Koola? What are you don't here?" Bardock asks. "Fusion? Hmm, not a bad idea. But tell me, how did you know we could use it?" Goku asks. "I have my sources," Koola replies, his henchman Zorak chuckling a little. "Didn't you hear me? Why are YOU here? Do you have some need to die too?" Bardock asks. "I told them to stop, but they wouldn't listen. Oh well, you play with matches and you get burnt," Koola replies. "Har har," Cell jokes. "But why are you here then?" Tenshinhan asks. "To help you of course," Koola says with a smile. "Hmph, we don't want any help from a creature of darkness like you," Tenshinhan replies. "Believe me, you'll need all the help you can get," Koola says, shaking his head slightly. "Uh, I'd have to agree with him," Bardock says. "Um, guys. Hildegarn's heading this way. Uh, I think we should probably do something," Kuririn says, taking several steps back. The party turns around and jumps back a few feet as well. "Shit! How the hell did he get this close? He's going to be on top of us in only a few seconds!" Cell shouts. "Quick! Piccolo and Kuririn, fuse! Goku, get over here! Guido, Francoise, find a good location! Bardock, Cell, THX, uh, help Koola," Tenshinhan shouts. Within seconds, everyone snaps to work. The words "Feeeew, shun!" echo across the water as Piccolo merges with Kuririn. Moments later, Goku and Tenshinhan do the same. Guido and Franciose leap into the air and float backwards, landing on one of the many supension cables on the bridge. They pull out their flutes and wait for the signal. Bardock whips out his staff as Koola and Cell's bodies begin to shift and warp, taking new dimensions.

However, before anything else could happen, Tenku (Tenshinhan with Goku's gi, tail, and hair) and Kurillo (Kuririn with Namekian skin and antennae) decide to see who gets to take on Hildegarn first. "Rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors!" the two fused fighters chant over and over. After several rounds, Tenku wins, rock over scissors. By now, Cell and Koola have reached their second forms and Hildegarn is at the end of the bridge. After Tenku finishes his celebration dance, he leaps into the air and charges the giant with blinding speed. In half the blink of an eye, he blurs into view directly in front of Hildegarn's chest. The fused character slams his fist into the creature's chest, knocking it back a little. He then blurs away again, reappearing nearly a hundred feet above it. "Renzoku Energy Dan!" Tenku shouts as he releases a barrage of several hundred small energy beams at Hildegarn, laughing all the while. As this goes on, Kurillo hovers up to Guido and Franciose. "Are you guys ready?" he asks. They nod and pull their flutes to their mouths, awaiting the signal. Kuririn grins and blurs away, reappearing back on the bridge. "Guys? What was the problem here?" Tenku asks as he continues to fire beam after beam into the already massive explosion. "Ehem. Uh, whatever your name is. You might want to turn around," Koola says, pointing behind Tenku. "Huh?" Tenku asks as he slowly turns his head. "Oh," Tenku spit out as he stares Hildegarn in the eye. His barrage ends abruptly as Hlidegarn slaps Tenku towards the ground, sending him straight through the concrete bridge.

"My turn!" Kurillo shouts enthusiastically. "I, Kurillo, will single-handedly defeat this monster!" he shouts before laughing out loud. "Somehow I doubt that," Koola says to himself. Kurillo pulls out the Holy Sword and charges, as do Bardock, Cell, THX, and Koola (minus the sword part of course). Kurillo blurs in, attempting to slice open Hildegarn's mid-section. However, the beast fades into a cloud and manages to keep his lunch inside his stomach. He reforms behind the fusion and grabs him, entrapping Kurillo in his closed fist. Bardock comes up behind Hildegarn and wacks it's head with his staff. However, he doesn't even seem to feel it. Meanwhile, Tenku has pulled himself out of the water and is hovering up in between Guido and Franciose. "Hmm, he's just to fast," Tenku tells himself. Koola then launches a Chou Kamehameha while Cell fires a Kienzan. Hildegarn vanishes once more, allowing Kurillo to fall. However, the massive creature reappears directly above the falling Kurillo, pushing him towards the water below. He slams Kurillo through the bridge, continuing to push him deep into the ground below the water. The bridge collapses and a huge wave washes over the city, filling the streets with water. "This isn't good. Looks like we have only one choice. Play boys, play," Tenku tells the Saibamen.

The "beautiful, yet somehow melancholy" melody rings over the area. After a few seconds, Hildegarn roars extremely loud and attempts to take a step forward, only to be pushed back a step by some unknown force. A few seconds after that, he's completely paralyzed, not able to even move his arms. "Koola! Cell! THX! Move away from Bardock!" Tenku shouts over the melody as a ball of white light forms in his right hand. "Shit, is that what I think it is?" Koola asks himself as he blurs away. Tenku throws the ball into the air and blows it up, creating an artificial source of brute rays. Within seconds, Bardock and himself have started to change. Minutes later, two large apes have taken form on the battlefield, one in berserk. Bardock proceeds to lash out at the closest targets, which unfortunately are Cell and Zorak. With just a single blow, Zorak is nothing more than a collection of roots. A mouth beam later, Cell is lying unconscoius on the ground below. It's only then that THX-1138 is able to de-tail the monkey with a Kienzan, shriking him back to human size and leaving him completely drained of energy.

Meanwhile, Tenku has walked over to Hildegarn and is taunting him, jumping up and down and sticking his toungue out. "HA HA HA! What's the matter? A little frozen? You can't do anything! HA HA HA!" Tenku punches Hildegarn in the chest knocking it off its feet. "HA HA HA! Now this battle is mine!" Tenku takes a deep breath, preparing the mother-of-all-mouth beams when he hears two very large explosions from behind him. "Huh? Uh, Guido. Francious. Why aren't you playing the music anymore?" Tenku asks as he slowly turns around. As he makes the full 180 degree turn, he Tenku's heart skips a beat. Hovering between two large dust clouds in a golden-haired Brolli, lightly tossing one of the Holy Flutes up and down in one hand. He grins widely and begins to laugh manically. However, as Tenku is about to leap into the air with all the fury that an Oozaru can muster, another sound causes his heart to skip yet another beat. A loud roar. A roar that sounds rather pissed off. Brolli's laughter dies and he raises an arm to the sky. "Kakalotto..." he says with an expression of extreme hatred as he releases a blast towards the moon ball and vanishes. The ball explodes just as Hildegarn reforms in front of Tenku, punching the unexpecting monkey between the eyes. He flies back towards the city as he begins to shrink, the fusion breaking as he slams into the pavement. Both Tenshinhan and Goku lie unconscious. Within the next few moments, Koola and THX both fall, leaving not a single person left to defend the city. Hours later, Tenshinhan wakes up to find himself and Goku still alive. He later finds Cell, Koola, Bardock, Piccolo, and Kuririn washed up on the shores, barely hanging on to life. He looks to the sky and grits his teeth. "Brolli..."

Notes:
Tenshinhan was defeated by Hildegarn. PL raised by 197,678.
Piccolo was defeated by Hildegarn. PL raised by 64,617.
Kuririn was defeated by Hildegarn. PL raised by 55,316.
Guido was defeated by Brolli. PL raised by 4,189. He was sent to the Next Dimension and lost his Holy Flute.
Franciose was defeated by Brolli. PL raised by 4,189. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Cell was defeated by Bardock. PL raised by 12,377.
THX-1138 defeated Bardock, but was defeated by Hildegarn. PL raised by 276,499. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Bardock defeated Cell and killed Zorak, but was defeated by THX-1138. PL raised by 144,084.
Goku was defeated by Hildegarn. PL raised by 190,027.
Koola was defeated by Hildegarn. PL raised by 58,230.
Zorak was defeated by Bardock. PL raised by 1,154. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Goten was defeated by Hildegarn. PL raised by 5,056. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Raditsu was defeated by Hildegarn. PL raised by 5,918. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Janemba was defeated by Hildegarn. PL raised by 566. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Brolli killed Guido and Franciose. PL raised by 83,772. He stole Guido's Holy Flute.
Hildegarn defeated Tenshinhan, Piccolo, Kuririn, Goku, and Koola; he killed THX-1138, Goten, Raditsu, and Janemba. PL raised by 500,000.

232) Vegita Ou vs. Grendal: Battle
Vegita Ou really wanted to eat Grendal. He had heard that Saibamen make really excellent snacks. I mean, after all, they are plants. Well, he had his heart set on eating Grendal, but since that bastard Koola had said he would kill Vegita’s entire clan, he decided that he better not. In fact, he was so paranoid that he might injure the Saibaman and Koola would kill him anyway that he had decided the only way to be sure was to throw the fight.

However, this solution presented some problems in and of itself. First, how could he do it convincingly? Second, how could he keep everyone from making fun of him for loosing to a Saibaman. If word got out that he lost, he would be a aughingstock. No more would he be respected as a great Saiya-jin warrior. No, henceforth he would be known as "that loser."

Vegita thought about not showing up, but then everyone would call him a coward. And then he thought about faking a terminal illness, but as soon as he got out of the hospital everyone would know it was a joke. He even thought about paying someone to beat him up on the way to the fight. He decided that this was the best solution, but it held the same problem as fighting Grendal.... Death.

And so in desperation Vegita Ou went and talked to his girlfriend in the hopes that he could get some advice. But Ohhhhhhhhhhhh was that a bad idea. Vegita walked in using the key that she gave him and opened the door to a rather nice image of her on her hands and knees: one guy behind her and one beneath her. Let me just say that she was getting filled out like an application.

This was simply too much for Vegita Ou who pretty much went postal. Yes that is right. Vegita went around killing Postal workers for the next three days until all of a sudden he realized that he had to fight Grendal. Quickly the state of Euphoria he had achieved vanished and was replaced by a sense of overwhelming dread. He arrived for their battle haggard and sleep-deprived. He had bags under his eyes and his go-tee was in severe need of a trim.

Vegita looked around for Koola, but couldn’t find him anywhere and decided that he should throw the fight even though his life no longer held any meaning. How was he to know if he would find new meaning or not, and Vegita figured he better not risk it and be dead when that new meaning showed up.

So when Grendal charged, Vegita made a vain attempt to dodge, but allowed Grendal to connect a series of punches and even did his best to look dazed. However, all of these attacks were only minimally damaging Vegita and he simply couldn’t convincingly go down. Grendal quickly became impatient and sprouted an extra set of arms. He continued to hammer at Vegita’s stomach with his lower set of arms while the upper set of arms crashed down upon Vegita’s ears. Here Vegita saw his opportunity and he quickly "fainted" from Grendal’s attack.

This puzzled Grendal, who had expected Vegita Ou to be a much tougher opponent. He walked around Vegita once or twice kicking him and trying to figure out what had happened. However, he quickly lost interest and walked off. Quite some time later when Vegita was sure that Grendal had left, Vegita got up and walked away hoping no one would find out about his humiliating experience.

Notes:
Vegita Ou lost one Battle. PL raised by 3,269.
Grendal won one Battle. PL raised by 20,920.

231) Nail vs. Red Soldier: Boss Battle
The Red Soldier is very pissed off that he is being shot at by a Namek. He cant seem to move out of the way of the energy blasts so he just shoots back. Nail uses his Zanzoken and dodges the blasts. The use of all the energy tires out the Red Soldier.

Nail appears behind the soldier and uses Honoo. The Red Soldier's clothes are burned off. Then Nail uses his sword and basically does the salad shooter action and turns the Red Soldier into tiny pieces of flesh. Nail then burns the pieces into ashes and flies away laughing.

Notes:
Nail won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 13,587. He killed Red Soldier.
Red Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

230) Dabura vs. Rikum: Battle
Battle Dabura and Rikum stand in the middle of no-where. Rikum has his usual dumb look on his face, Dabura stands tall with the wind billowing his cape out behind him. "Ok, baldy, lets get this over with." Dabura says. "Eager to lose devil boy?" Rikum retorts as he takes a defensive stance. Dabura stands, waiting for Rikum's first move. Rikum suddenly blurs out and something fast and very solid slams into Dabura's back. Dabura flys forward, just to get hit again. He slams his feet into the ground and blocks the next punch, then slams his fist into Rikum's gut. Rikum stumbles a little, then launches an energy blast at Dabura. The blast knocks him back, where he falls to the ground unconscious.

Notes:
Dabura lost one Battle. PL raised by 263.
Rikum won one Battle. PL raised by 2,100.

229) Vegita Jr. vs. Blue Colonel #2: Boss Battle
Vegita Jr. walks around Planet Vegita and sees a man walking towards him. "I wonder who this guy is," Vegita Jr. says to himself. As he gets closer he sees that it a colonel from the RR Army. Vegita Jr. then quickly runs over towards the colonel and jumps on his back.

As the colonel runs back and forth trying to get the saiyan off him, Vegita Jr. thrusts his hands into his head. Eventually the colonel is able to throw Vegita Jr off of him and as he rubs his head he sees that the saiyan is coming yet again at him. This time the colonel sees him coming and fights back with a shower of energy blasts. As Vegita Jr. runs forward he jumps back and forth to avoid the blast and as he nears the colonel he throws his fist straight into his gut and another into his chin.

As the colonel tumbles backwards in pain, he begins to grind his teeth together and power an energy blast in his hand. Vegita Jr. saw this and quickly charged his burning attack and sent it at the colonel. As the blast collided with the energy blast in the colonel’s hand it busted threw and sent the colonel flying back totally knocked out.

Notes:
Vegita Jr. won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 20,000.
Blue Colonel lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,500.

228) Ginyu vs. NPI Goku: NPI Spar
Notes:
Ginyu won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,810.

227) Majin Buu vs. NPI Blue Ogre: NPI Spar
Yes the regressed Majin Buu has returned. However, his childish antics unfortunately do not fit my mood. I feel much more bitter and sardonic. Fortunately someone gave me an idea that fits this mood. While the idea doesn’t make any sense whatsoever it fits my mood and thus is going to happen.

Fat Buu and one of the two ogres, I forget which I can never keep them straight, set off to spar when all of a sudden hundreds, even thousands of small furry animals came out of nowhere and attack them with a ferocity previously known only to Eskimo’s. These little creatures commence to nibbling at Buu and the Ogre. Unfortunately this was simply too much for the childish Buu who ran off screaming something about those bad furries.

Notes:
Majin Buu lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 192,682.

226) Uubu vs. Yellow Rookie: Boss Battle
While sun bathing in the Next Demension, the Yellow Soldier starts to notice that it is getting brighter out. He suddenly gets hit with an energy blast and his sunglasses break. It gets bright again as his attacker, Uubu, uses Taiyoken.

The Yellow Soldier is blind and starts to just shoot random shots of energy blast. He hits Uubu once but because he is shooting so many blasts he barely scratches his attacker. Uubu then starts to use Zanzoken to dodge the attacks and place a well targeted energy blast right into the face of the Yellow Soldier.

The soldier goes flying and while in the air Uubu elbows him in the gut and sends him into a Holly bush. A branch from the bush goes right up his asshole. Uubu laughs as the soldier is running around screaming in pain. Finally Uubu ends his suffering with another well placed energy blast to the base of the neck. The Yellow Soldier dies with the holly sticking out of his butt and Uubu tries to fly away but can barely breathe from laughing so hard.

Notes:
Uubu won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 4,000. He killed Yellow Rookie.
Yellow Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

225) Raistlin vs. Paikuhan vs. Johan: Spar
Raistlin faces Paikuhan and Johan, who each face him and the other. "Okay, lets just fight and forget the talking, okay guys?" Paikuhan says. He gets no response, instead Raistlin uses Hell's Flash on Johan, knocking him out of the fight. Then a weird shimmering coating appears around Raistlin's body. Paikuhan fires an energy blast at Raistlin, but it just diffuses without causing damage as it hits the barrier surrounding the body of his opponent. Raistlin jumps forward and tries to slam a kick at Paikuhan, but the green warrior just slaps him aside. Paikuhan walks up and grabs Raistlin, lifting him into the air. "Talk to ya later dude, hasta luego," Paikuhan says before punching Raistlin in the face, knocking the poor droid out.

Notes:
Raistlin defeated Johan, but was defeated by Paikuhan. PL raised by 1,203.
Paikuhan defeated Raistlin. PL raised by 914.
Johan was defeated by Raistlin. PL raised by 183.

224) Little Fr vs. Black Rookie #2: Boss Battle
The black rookie has been watching Furiza’s henchmen for some time now. He saw that he had been training hard, and since it was the rookie’s job to stand guard he decided to go and give Little Fr a good beating.

As the rookie walked over to Little Fr, he began to hold out his hand to grab him, but Little Fr quickly jumped around and said, "What do you think your going to do dude?"

"I was just going to get the dirt off your back, and then kill you!" The rookie responded. So there it began, the two guys going at it. Punch after punch, kick after kick. It seemed like these two fighters were equal. After about an eternity, Little Fr looked at the rookie with his face all bleeding and cut up and said, "You know you are a good fighter, but see I can out fight you cause I know how to fly you don’t."

At the second Little Fr flew into the air and looked down to see the rookie. At this point the rookie was scared to death and probably pissed his pants. Then Little Fr let his energy blasts go and quickly fried the poor little rookie.

Notes:
Little Fr won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 4,000. He killed Black Rookie.
Black Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

223) Android #17 vs. NPI Kaioshin: NPI Spar
"Are we done yet?" Android #17 asks Kaioshin. "No," the great one replies. "Are we done yet?" 17 asks again. "No," Kaioshin replies once more. For the last 2 weeks, 17 has been constantly asking this question. Kaioshin has been feeling like a parent on an extemely long car trip with his children. In fact, he was just about to explode. "Are we done yet?" 17 asks again. "NO!" Kaioshin shouts, the monotonous questioning driving him over the edge. The god jumps to his feet and stomps over to his pupil, his hands outstretched in front of him. "Shut..up...you...ideit!" Kaioshin says as he rings 17 throat like Homer Simpson would to Bart. After a few squeezes, 17 manages to break free and backflips out of Kaioshin's crasp.

And so the fight begins. Kaioshin charges 17, leaping into the air and levels his foot at his student's head. The android just ducks and allows Kaioshin to fly over his head. As the teacher lands on the ground, the pupil pops off his arms and takes aim, letting loose with a Hell's Flash. Kaioshin's head turns towards 17 in slow motion, his eyes widening with every passing moment. The blast completely engulfs Kaioshin. After a few seconds, 17 stops feeding energy into it, allowing it to disappate. He then walks over to Kaioshin, who's lying on the ground motionless. "Are we done yet?" he asks one last time.

Notes:
Android #17 won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 25,802.

222) Tares vs. NPI Yardartian: NPI Spar
As you might know the Yardartians aren’t fighters, so a conventional spar between them and Tares wouldn’t really work. And as such they decided that the best way for them to test their skills would be to have a little race. "Ha Ha" thought Tares to himself. "They will not be able to keep up with my tremendous speed." With this in mind Tares headed towards the start line and looked at his opponent. "He is going to race me? This is going to be easy. I don’t even need to power up to beat him in a race. What a joke."

Moments later the gun sounds and Tares takes off running towards the finish line. Midway through the first section Tares looks over his shoulder expecting to see his opponent trailing far behind, however he is nowhere to be found. In fact, when he turns around there is the Yardartian standing against a tree not even winded.

"[pant, pant] How did you pass me? There is no way you can run faster than me."

"I don’t know," replies the Yardartian. "Maybe you just need to run faster."

Tares takes off leaving his opponent behind in the dust. However, when he rounds a bend a few minutes later there stands the Yardartian, completely un-winded and leaning up against a tree. This time Tares doesn’t even slow, he powers up and blows right by the relaxing Yardartian. Some time passes and Tares is almost done with the race having not seen hide nor hair of that damn Yardartian. He approaches the finish line and there stands his opponent just across the finish line waiting for him impatiently and completely un-winded, again.

Tares approaches him and says "how were you able to run so much faster than me?" I was going as fast as I could and there is no way you are faster than me."

"I don’t know" replies the Yardartian. As he walks away several other Yardartians in the exact same outfit join him and they walk off together. "Damnit!!" yells Tares. "I’ve been had."

Notes:
Tares lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 16,837.

221) Slug vs. Nappa vs. Jisu: Battle
Like we dont know who will win. Nappa is the first to lose as he flies up to Slug and recieves a kamehameha wave into his face. Then Jisu tries to take out the Namek and also recieves a kamehameha wave. Slug just walks away from the unconsious bodies wondering why the even wasted his time.

Notes:
Slug defeated Nappa and Jisu. PL raised by 34,291.
Nappa was defeated by Slug. PL raised by 3,943.
Jisu was defeated by Slug. PL raised by Slug. PL raised by 276.

220) Paragas vs. Blue Admiral: Boss Battle
Boss Battle Blue Admiral slowly shuffles along Snake Way, then suddenly and explosion sends him flying up into the air. As he falls downward, he flips over just in time to see Paragas laughing at him. Another energy blast lances out from Paragas's hands, sending the Admiral downward, past the golden road where he falls through a thick layer of clouds before slamming into the surface of a red lake. Paragas stands on a hill in the golden road, laughing hysterically at what he just did to the Admiral. Then he walks away, still giggling.

Notes:
Paragas won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 40,000. He killed Blue Admiral.
Blue Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

219) Raf vs. Charles vs. Bernad vs. Reggie vs. Roger: FFA Spar
Uubu’s five henchmen all stand around each other and decide that they wanted to spar to try to get stronger. So Charles and Bernad charged at Raf and Reggie and Roger go and duke it out. Charles and Bernad being a little weaker then Raf at first have a little trouble, but quickly over came his superb abilities. After Bernad and Charles pushed him on the ground and began kicking him repeatedly Raf gave up.

Reggie and Roger clashed heads instantly and locked arms. After a furious fight of having there arms locked and swaying back forth trying to get the advantage over the other, they realize they are equal and always will be and pass out after much exhaustion.

Now it was only Bernad and Charles they began by throwing punches at each other and then moved to kicks. After a while of good old fashion friendly beat down, Charles got pissed and brought out his shiny little sword. "Put that down, we don’t want to hurt anybody," Bernad said, as Charles sighed and put it down. Just at the time, Bernad took the opportunity to run towards Charles and give him a devastation kick to the chin sending him flying backwards. As Charles' head hit the ground, he was instantly knocked out.

Notes:
Raf was defeated by Bernad and Charles. PL raised by 101.
Charles helped defeat Raf, but was defeated by Bernad. PL raised by 369.
Bernad helped defeat Raf and defeated Charles. PL raised by 567.
Reggie tied Roger. PL raised by 158.
Roger tied Reggie. PL raised by 158.

218) Koola vs. Hildegarn: Boss Battle
Music fills the air of the Playboy mansion as women in very little clothing run through the halls, disappearing around a corner. "Where the hell is everyone?" Koola asks himself. "Shouldn't this place be hopping about now? Where's that Britney girl? Or that thin one, Christina something. Damn they're hot!" Koola leaves the large meeting room in hopes of finding at least one girl roaming around by herself. Unfortunately, after 30 minutes of searching, he hasn't found a single person. Worse yet, he's very lost. "This mansion is just too damn big!" Koola shouts, his voice echoing off the walls of a massive library. "Hmm, I wonder," he says as he enters the room. As he enters, his eyes grow wide and a stream of drool begins to run from his "mouth." He spins around, almost passing out from the sheer site. Shelves upon shelves of archived Playboy magazines surround him, driving him into a fit of lust. At this point, we shall move elsewhere....

Somewhere nearby, Hildegarn has found Frank's 2000" TV and has hooked up a Sony Playstation with a massive controller to it. He's currently playing Chrono Cross, the "sequel" to Chrono Trigger. Well, let's just say that he's regressed to a child-like intelligence and is cussing up a storm. Wait a second, Hildegarn doesn't have a measurable intelligence anyway. Oh well. Like I said, he's pissed off cause he keeps getting raped by the same boss. "Rooaaarrr! roar!" Hildegarn shouts. Oops, he died again. "Roar! Rrrroooooaaaaarrrr!" he screams as he throws his controller at the TV. The sound of shattering glass can be heard for miles. So can the stomping of his feet as he jumps around.

Back in the mansion, well, let's just say Koola's enjoying the fact that no one's around. However, a strange thunderous booming, followed by a earthquakes is distracting Koola from his task "at hand." He zips up his, um, skin I guess and storms out of the library. He charges down a hallway, seeming to know exactly where he is going. After a few turns, he's back at the front door. He flings it open and jumps out onto the driveway, landing on Hef's porshe. After a few seconds, he spots the massive green monster and zips off down a road after it. "That little shit's gonna pay! Fucker just had to break my concentration didn't he?" Koola growls through his teeth. Minutes later, Koola rests next to the pouting monstrousity. "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea," Koola tells himself as he takes in Hildegarn's scope.

After a few moments, Hildegarn finally notices the newcomer. "Roooar," he shouts, his deafening voice fills the air. "Uh, no, I think. Um, how can I say this? Oh, I got it! DIE!" Koola shouts as he charges. "Roar? Roaar Rroar!" Hildegarn replies, disappating into a cloud of gas. "What the hell?" Koola shouts as the cloud flies by him. Koola comes to a halt and spins around just in time to see Hildegarn reassemble. "Interesting," Koola says. Hildegarn simply replies with a burst of fire from his mouth. Koola's eyes shoot open and he quickly blurs away, reappearing behind a large rock. He pulls out a small case and flips it open, a single capsule rolling into his hand. "Damnit, I really hate to do this. It just seems to cowardly," Koola tells himself. However, his thoughts are quickly changed as another roar fills the air. His head shoots skyward, where he finds the beast in mid-leap. "Fuck!" he shouts, clicking the capsule's top. He throws it to the ground, disappearing in a cloud of smoke just as Hildegarn slams into the dust. The monster lifts his feet up and examines his soles, looking for a bloody smear. However, there's nothing there, which just makes him even angrier.

Notes:
Koola tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 500,000. Used his Smoke Capsule.
Hildegarn tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 37,167.

217) Slug vs. Videl vs. Little Fr. vs. Vegita Jr. vs. Tares vs. Nappa: FFA Spar
All six of the fighters stood there on Kami’s just staring at each other. No one seemed to want to make the first move. Slug and Tares glanced at each other, and then charged towards the other four fighters. Slug arrived at Vegita Jr. first. As he reached Vegita Jr. he threw Vegita’s leg down after a desperate kick and immediately began pounding him with punches straight across his face. Slug then grabbed on to his shirt and tossed him straight into the ground. Vegita quickly got up and then disappeared right before Slug’s eyes. Then Slug tumbled forward as an energy blast from Vegita Jr. struck him in the back. "Nice move," Slug said as he taunted Vegita Jr. to come towards him. Vegita Jr. then ran full speed at the Namek, but as he closed in Slug side stepped to the left and delivered a kick straight into the back of the saiyan's head. As Vegita Jr. tumbled forward, Slug turned his head to look at him and sent his invisible Shogekiha attack at him, knocking him out cold.

Meanwhile, as Tares charged toward Nappa, Little Fr charged toward him. As the Tares grew closer to Nappa, Little Fr crashed straight into his legs, sending the saiyan head over heels. As Tares got up he looked to see what hit him, he saw Videl jump on top of Little Fr, and was knocking the henchmen out with consecutive punches to the head. Videl then jumped up in the air and celebrated her win over the saibaman. As she jumped in the air, a kamehameha blast from Nappa crashed into her, sending Videl flying across Kami’s.

Nappa then, feeling very happy with his win, started to taunt at the knocked out Videl, but as he did so, Tares quickly disappeared behind him and was now floating a little ways above Nappa. Slug had now just about beat Vegita Jr. and was watching Tares. As Tares threw his arms back Slug, simultaneously throws his back too. Then out of both the saiyan’s and namek’s mouths were "Kamehameha!" being screamed. As Tares’s blast crashed into the unaware Nappa, Slug’s blast crashed into Tares. As Tares recovers he turns and looks at Slug. As he stares him down Slug says, "Sorry I missed, I was aiming for Nappa." Slug then turns and runs off as Tares watches him in disbelief.

Notes:
Slug defeated Vegita Jr. and tied Tares. PL raised by 44,581.
Videl defeated Little Fr., but was defeated by Nappa. PL raised by 4,266.
Little Fr. was defeated by Videl. PL raised by 573.
Vegita Jr. was defeated by Slug. PL raised by 6,392.
Tares defeated Nappa and tied Slug. PL raised by 21,035.
Nappa defeated Videl, but was defeated by Tares. PL raised by 10,889.

216) Zaabon vs. Android #16: Battle
While training on Master Roshi's Island, Zaabon and Android #16 begin to piss each other off. Zaabon was practicing his Kamehameha wave and it just missed Android #16. 16 shot his arm like 2 inches in from Zaabon's nose.

Finally they decide to fight each other. As Zaabon flies straight at 16 he begins to realize that the turtle shell is gonna slow him down. 16 sees the weakness and uses it to his advantage. He shoots an energy blast at Zaabon. Zaabon uses his Zanzoken and dodges it to find 16's arm in his face. When he zanzokened, 16 saw where he was goin and waited for his foe to come back into perfect view. (That is the problem with the turtle hermit's shell.)

Zaabon finds himself on the ground looking up at the android. He plants his legs and tries the famous move. "Kame...Hame...Ha..", says the blue freak. The beam goes straight at 16. 16's only choice was to use rocket punch and sacrifice his arm. The beam absorbs the arm and keeps on goin. It hits 16 directly in the chest and sends him out to sea. Zaabon goes in the house and waits for his enemy to return. He is watching blue freakish women exercise on T.V. (What a wierd pervert.)

16 returns with a little battle damage and some short circuiting. The water got to his circuits but he still wants to fight. Zaabon gets up, goes out side, and gets kllled. 16 fires one energy blast, then with his blaster, he fires another. The saiyan armor that he has seemed to protect him from most of the energy wave, making him able to still aim well. Zaabon was to busy thinking highly of himself to realize that 16 shot two blasts. He blocked the first blast and then got hit by the second.

16 goes past Zaabon's dead body and watches androids exercise on T.V. with Master Roshi.

Notes:
Zaabon lost one Battle. PL raised by 725. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Android #16 won one Battle. PL raised by 4,830. He killed Zaabon.

215) Majin Buu vs. NPI Janemba: NPI Spar
For some unknown reason being sent to Hell has caused Majin Buu to revert from his Kid form to his Fat form. And with this change of course comes his tremendous appetite and childish antics.

It had been a tough week for Buu. He was hungry and no matter how many people he turned into cake or candy, he just couldn’t get full. And on top of that learning this stupid move was boring. Who cares what it does. He wanted to go play, maybe with a little puppy. "Yaaaaaaaayyyyy. I like doggies," says Buu to himself. "They are so much fun to play with. I want a puppy. No more training, just fun with a puppy." With this statement Buu starts jumping around and doing cartwheels. He even sends some energy blasts off into the distance to disturb the Ogres who are trying to keep order in Hell.

"This is fun. I should have been doing this all week instead of training.... But now I’m hungry. I haven’t been able to get full all week. I know, I bet I’ll be full if I eat Janemba. He’s bigger than I am. He’ll fill me up and then I won’t have to train anymore. I’ll just have fun." Buu then goes off to find his teacher. Eventually he finds Janemba’s house and he knocks on the door. Several moments later, Janemba opens his door and looks out angrily. However, all he sees is a small group of souls walking by on a field trip and he closes his door so that he can go back to looking at stuff on rotten.com.

As soon as his door is closed, Buu jumps down off the roof and knocks again. Janemba opens the door in a huff and sees no one so he slams the door shut. BOOM. Buu thinks this just the funniest thing in the world and he jumps off the roof and knocks a third time. Janemba opens the door and yells out to the world, "what do you want damnit? Stop bothering me. I’m fucking busy." Now mind you Janemba is roughly the size of a small Winnebago so when he yells everyone hears it. All the souls that he saw a minute or two ago jump back and even the Ogre leading the trip is startled.

But not Buu. He thinks this just the greatest. So he leans over the edge of the roof and puts his head in front of Janemba and says "Boo." He then jumps off the roof and starts skipping around saying, "I’m gonna be full, I’m gonna be full, I’m gonna be full."

This is too much for Janemba, who is in a suitably unpleasant mood and takes an instant dislike for this happy-go-luck Buu and he walks back into his house and pulls out his sword intent on cutting Buu into tiny little pieces. Well, let me tell you when Janemba comes out with his sword and tells Buu he is going to cut him into tiny little pieces Buu quiets right down.

For about three seconds and then he goes right back to running amok in the afterlife. (I like the way that sounds) Janemba takes his sword and runs at Buu. In all the excitement Buu has not even realized that he is being attacked as a rather large puppy has distracted him. Actually it is a cloud, but Buu isn’t really thinking coherently and he really wants a puppy. Well, as he is dancing around for joy at the sight of this puppy Buu manages to avoid the attacks of his instructor.

Eventually he becomes aware of Janemba’s attacks and remembers his plan to fill his belly and yells, "turn to vanilla pudding." However, the attack bounces of Janemba’s incredible girth and reflects back towards Buu who barely dodges the attack. Janemba leaps into the air and grabs Buu in mid hop throwing him clear across Hell to land in that pond that always appears in the series. You know the one I’m talking about. The one with the little rowboats and the little poofy cloud couples. Well, Buu lands there and completely forgets about Janemba and starts to play in the pond, while Janemba goes back to rotten.com.

Notes:
Majin Buu lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 180,649.

214) Tenshinhan vs. Goku Jr.: Spar
"Papers! Get ya papers here! Read about the great fight! Goku's great, great grandson versus the unbeatable Tenshinhan! Who won? Get ya papers!" a news vendor shouts. People from all over run up to him and grab a paper, not really knowing why they need to see it. None of them know who Tenshinhan is. None of them know who Goku Junior is. Yet they flock to the vendor like ants to a scoop of ice cream that's fallen on the pavement. Well, shall we go get a paper while they last? I think so. Let's see here. The Great Fight. Goku Junior versus Tenshinhan. Hmm. What's so great about this?

Satan City-
The World's Martial Arts Tournament ended today with yet another victory for the great Mr. Satan. However, his fights were not the spectacles that caught everyone's attention. In fact, the only fight that was worth watching was between a young boy and a grown man. Now, don't get me wrong, this wasn't no ordinary boy. If I didn't know better, I'd think he's Superman!

The fight started off just as any normal one would. The two participants bowed to one another, then took their stances. Tenshinhan decided to give the kid some room, allowing him to take time to choose his moves wisely. Well, this was a mistake. In the blink of an eye, the child seemed to fly over to his opponent. And let me tell you folks, he did look as though he was actually flying! As the boy neared, Tenshinhan leaped high into the air and came down with a kick, striking Goku Junior in the cheek. The boy was thrown off his feet, crashing to the floor. Tenshinhan then took another defensive stance.

Goku Junior quickly got off the ground though, and gave the women in the audience something to giggle about as he rubbed his chin. However, there giggles were cut short as the boy showed a fowl side, screaming out the f-word. Somehow, he was then able to change the color of his hair from black to a golden yellow. I still can't figure this out, but who cares, it seemed to make the fight that much more interesting.

In the blink of an eye, the boy zipped across the floor, punching Tenshinhan time after time. After nearly a hundred punches, he finished the combo, sending his knee into Tenshinhan's gut. The fully grown man was sent to the ground, weezing for air. However, Goku Junior didn't stop there. Within seconds, he had lept high into the air, seeming to fly once more. After reaching what seemed to be hundreds of feet in the air, the boy shouted "Totsugeki!" and began to fall back towards the earth like a rock. Within a few seconds, a thunderous bang rang through the arena, a large cloud of dust concealing the fighers. What seemed like hours later, the cloud disappated, revealing that Junior had knocked out Tenshinhan with his "Charge!" attack.

Hmph. Wonderful. Just wonderful. The one time I bet on a fight, I pick the loser. Damn underdogs.

Notes:
Tenshinhan lost one Spar. PL raised by 92,373.
Goku Jr. won one Spar. PL raised by 500,000.

213) Cell and THX-1138 vs. Raf: Battle
Crack. Pop, craaack. "Would you please stop that?" THX-1138 asks. "What? Popping my nuckles?" Cell replies. Crack. "Yeah. You're going to have artheritis on day," THX warns. Snap! "Ow! Mother F..!" the Android begins. "Now now, I warned you!" THX interrupts. As Cell jumps up and down in pain, THX decides it would be best to leave his "master" alone for a few minutes. Just the obscenities he'd be shouting alone were enough to want to get away. "Hmm, what to do, what to do?" THX asks himself over and over. "The park? Nah, too many humans. How about the zoo? Nah, too many animals. I hate animals. Uh, maybe the city pool. Wait, what am I saying? It's freaking 8 PM. No pools stay open this late." He continues to converse with himself until he comes to a cliff. Somewhere off in the distance, he finds a lone Saibaman. "Hmm, that little thing looks like it could use some company," he says to himself. THX turns around and looks back, finding that Cell is still cussing up a storm. "I don't think I'll disturb him. I can handle this myself," THX tells himself, then rises into the air.

Raf has been training hard all day long. His instructor, Son Goku, had been pushing him to his limits in an attempt to speed up his progress. Well, as we all know, Raf is a Saibaman. Saibamen aren't known for their intelligence, but neither is Goku for that matter. Let's just say that on a scale of one to ten, Goku is a 3. The average Saibaman, however, is a 2, which just happens to be Nappa's rating. So, as you can tell, a Saibaman is dumber than Goku. Anyway, the whole point of this is that Raf is having a very hard time comprehended what Goku is trying to teach him. Coupled with the fact that Saibamen lack the ability to speak, he's on the brink of snapping and killing his trainer. However, as he's been doing in the past, Raf has come out to this secluded area to blow off some steam. Little did he know that an android is out to get him. As he buries his fist in the dirt once more, he notices a humaniod figure floating in the air towards him. The little guy growls a few times, thinking it's Goku coming back for more training.

After a few seconds, reality sets in and the Saibaman falls backwards onto the ground. Confusion fills his mind as he falls back onto his ass. "Hello there. Why are you out here all by yourself?" THX asks. "Isn't that the guy who killed Uubu? Yeah! It is! And now he's coming for me!" Raf thinks. A few seconds later, Cell hovers down next to THX. "Calm?" THX asks. "Yeah, I just cut it off and regrew it," Cell replies. "Hmm, nice," THX says. "Who's the Saibaman?" Cell asks. "Don't know. He kinda looks familiar though," THX tells Cell. "Yeah, but he's running away," Cell informs THX. "Oh, whatever shall we do?" THX asks. Cell and THX grin and raise a hand to the fleeing Raf. An energy blast flies from their palms, striking the poor Saibaman in the back. He falls to the ground unconscious. "Well, that was fun. Now what?" Cell asks. "Don't know. How bout the arcade?" THX replies. "Hell yea! I heard they got Street Fighter 145!" Cell shouts. "Is that the one where Chun-Li has the nude-ality?" THX asks. "Yup!" Cell says with a grin. "Kick ass!" THX shouts as they rise into the air.

Notes:
Cell won one Battle. PL raised by 645.
THX-1138 won one Battle. PL raised by 645.
Raf lost one Battle. PL raised by 71.

212) Furiza vs. Baata: Battle
While Baata was practicing his new Dodonpa move, he got kicked in the back. When he gets up he sees his attacker Furiza. Suddenly, Baata feels a sharp pain in his arm and sees his arm fall off. Furiza laughs after using his Daichiretsuzan attack. Baata is screaming in pain as Furiza gently lifts off the ground. He uses the invisible beam again to cut off Baata's right leg. Furiza then gives Baata a nice kick to the head sending in to unconsiousness.

Furiza lands and searches Baata's body for money. He finds it and then decides to leave. Just before he leaves though he lifts off the ground again and raises his arms. He then yells,"Masen..koo..haaa!!" The great beam hits Baata's body and completely vaporizes him. Furiza laughs and flies away feeling stronger and richer.

Notes:
Furiza won one Battle. PL raised by 3,685. He killed Baata and stole 750 zeni.
Baata lost one Battle. PL raised by 461. He was sent to the Next Dimension and lost 750 zeni.

211) Grendal, Zorak, and Plant Manager vs. Goten: Spar
Grendal, Zorak, and Plant Manager had been hanging out together a lot recently. Nothing really happened, since none of them could talk, but that didn’t really seem to bother any of them. In fact, Grendal and Zorak didn’t really do much of anything and that didn’t seem to bother them. Plant manager was busy looking for Zeni while Grendal and Zorak mostly screwed around. Every once in a while one of them would get bored and torment Plant Manager, but that was really about all that ever happened.

Well, when one day Goten showed up and said he was going to spar with Plant Manager Grendal and Zorak figured they would get in on it. After watching Goten for only a little while they figured out that the only way they would stand a chance would be to team up against Goten with Plant manager. The three saibamen don’t really have the power to defeat Goten. And while their various techniques would help, their lack of speech makes them very uncoordinated in their attacks.

Plant Manager impetuously charges Goten leveling a kick at his master’s gut. Goten blocks the attack, catching Plant Manager in midair and throwing him to the ground in a heap. Refusing to give up Plant Manager is on his feet again and attacks Goten, charging up an energy blast and throwing it at him. The blast strikes and the smoke clears to a Goten completely unaffected by the attack. Moments later Plant Manager lays motionless on the ground.

Then Grendal charges Goten, attempting to surprise Goten. He sprouts an extra set of arms; however, Goten turns around just in time to dodge Grendal’s attack and return one of his own. Zorak then chooses this moment to attack Goten who quickly leaps into the air and fires and energy blast towards the saibaman. Zorak yells "Kiai" and the attack is dispersed. Goten uses the instant that Zorak is left open to charge in and knock him senseless. He then turns towards Grendal who is pulling himself up off the ground, his extra set of arms having already returned into his body.

Goten takes this time to gloat. "Ha Ha. You jumped into this spar thinking you could defeat me, but you were stupid and wrong. I bet you feel dumb now, don’t you? I bet you even wish you had never fought against me." While Goten is busy gloating Grendal puts his fingertips to his forehead and thinks Taiyoken to himself. After all he can’t speak so he really can’t yell that out loud. A brilliant flash of light ensues and Goten is blinded. However, instead of running away like he should have done the saibaman attacks Goten. He levels hundreds of punches at Goten. Only when Goten has been punched 2 or 3 hundred times do these attacks start to affect him.

When Goten comes out of his blinded haze he sees Grendal attacking him fiercely. Goten jumps back and yells "Kame... Hame... Ha." The blast leaves Goten’s hands and moves toward Grendal at breakneck speed. Grendal attempts to dodge the blast but he is too slow and the blast intersects him, sending him backward across the skyline and out of sight.

Notes:
Grendal lost one Spar. PL raised by 2,991.
Zorak lost one Spar. PL raised by 2,991.
Plant Manager lost one Spar. PL raised by 2,991.
Goten won one Spar. PL raised by 8,798.

210) Paragas vs. Black Admiral: Boss Battle
Paragas didn’t waste any time attacking the Black Admiral. The ND Telephone service had located him at 2221 N. Hillside apartment #131 and Paragas was about ready to bust in there and smack some heads together. Before breaking down the door, Paragas sprouts another set of arms looks both directions to make sure no one is watching and kicks the door in. When he does he hears a rather loud shriek, somewhat like a rather petite girl.

Paragas simply assumes that it was Black Admiral who was shrieking like a girl, however when he enters the bedroom she sees a very tiny girl with long black hair wrapped in a blanket and standing on the bed. On the far side of the room is Black Admiral trying to put his clothes and armor on. Paragas then jumps across the room and lands in front of the half-dressed Black Admiral. Paragas then pummels him half to death backs up and releases an energy blast down his throat.

Paragas then turns to this tiny wisp of a thing and notices her beautiful body. He quickly rips off the blanket and pulls he close to him.... Well, I can’t really describe to much more, but I can say that Paragas puts his extra set of hands to good use.

Notes:
Paragas won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 40,000. He killed Black Admiral.
Black Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

209) Raistlin vs. Paikuhan: Spar
As Paikuhan walks around Dr. Gero’s lab searching for an android henchman, he sees Nail’s android henchmen. Seeing a real live android henchmen made him so happy that their was actual a chance of finding his own. So he decided to ask Raistlin if he wanted to spar, because he wanted to know if an android would be a good henchmen. Raistlin agrees to the spar and he quickly charged at Paikuhan.

As Raistlin reaches Paikuhan he begins to throw a series a punches. As Paikuhan easily dodges the oncoming attacks, he knocked Raistlin’s arms back and brung his leg up to deliver a blow straight into Raistlin’s chest. As the android recovers he quickly turns back towards Paikuhan and charges again. After again throwing a series of punches that seem to last for hours Paikuhan kicks him back away.

Raistlin regains himself and decided to try a new technique. So, after charging Paikuhan and throwing a series of punches and kicks he then backed off and sent a rocket punch straight at Paikuhan. Paikuhan never saw it coming and the fist flew straight across his chin, but Raistlin just didn’t seem strong enough to even hurt him. "Don’t you ever get tired?" Paikuhan questioned as he began to run towards Raistlin. As he began to close in on the android, Raistlin jumped into the air to try to kick the oncoming Paikuhan. As Raistlin laid in the air Paikuhan threw a punch straight into his gut and then gave him a kick that sent him flying upwards. As Paikuhan looked at Raistlin he fired a couple of energy blasts that met him in mid air.

Paikuhan then turned and began to walk away. "Well androids never seem to get tired and they are formidable fighters," Paikuhan said to himself. Just then he turned around to see Raistlin’s body hit the ground. "I guess I’ll continue finding an android, but mine will become stronger then that one," Paikuhan laughs as he walks off.

Notes:
Raistlin lost one Spar. PL raised by 980.
Paikuhan won one Spar. PL raised by 565.

208) Janemba vs. NPI Majin Buu: NPI Spar
Janemba was bored, because he is a child, and wanted to spar someone. In his search for someone he found Majin Buu. He cries until Majin Buu finally agrees to spar.

Janemba uses Ryuken and acts like a monkey. Buu is so embarassed to fight him that he uses energy blast like crazy. Janemba takes the hits and then uses energy blast too. He misses and gets his ass, litterally, kicked. Janemba goes flying off into a tree. Buu starts to fly off when he starts laughing histerically at the child. He laughs himself into unconsiousness. Janemba gets out of the tree, sees Buu unconscious, and leaves proud that he beat Buu.

Notes:
Jamenba won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,405.

207) Nail vs. Blue Soldier: Boss Battle
Nail has decided that it was his duty to rid the Universe of yet another RR Army scumbag. He has searched long and hard for an easy mark, but even after finding one he decided that he would go after one of the big fish. Yes, Blue Soldier would be taking a one way trip straight to Hell after Nail was through with him. He had his new sword slung across his back and he was heading off into the wild blue yonder. Wait a minute. He isn’t Davey Crocket He’s a fucking Namek, not some pioneer.

Oh well, the part about him going after Blue Soldier was correct. Suicidal, but correct. Nail has been tracking Blue Soldier for what seemed like days and he was getting closer every minute. The next rise might very well contain that paramount evil known as Blue Soldier. What the hell? I keep on talking like Nail is some wilderness man. I’m an idiot. How about I just skip the intro so you don’t have to deal with this horrid writing and we go right to the battle. Does that sound decent?

Nail jumped out at Blue Soldier, opening his mouth and releasing a powerful breath of fire. The flame catches on Blue Soldier's clothing and causes him to run around screaming like a chicken with his head cut off. Ahhhhhhhhh. Bwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh. AHHhhhhhhhhhahahahahahhhhh. Which is in fact somewhat ironic since Nail takes this opportunity to pull out his sword and with one quick slice he removes Blue Soldiers head from the rest of his body. This time Blue Soldier doesn’t run around like a chicken with his head cut off.

Notes:
Nail won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 10,000. He killed Blue Soldier.
Blue Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.

206) Raditsu vs. NPI Kuririn: NPI Spar
Raditsu and Krillin decided to take a break from their training and spar. They walked out of Krillin’s capsule house and into an open field. Have you ever noticed that there is always an open field around for people to fight in, convenient huh? Well, anyway, the two walk into this field and square off. Raditsu’s confidence is still somewhat shaky after some of his previous fights. Twice his opponent had been hit with the Birdie and twice they were unaffected. He was beginning to think that it wasn’t as powerful as he thought. But whenever a thought like this came into his head he would simply punch or kick something and the thought would quickly die of loneliness. Well, Raditsu and Krillin square off. Neither one is very interested in sparring to tell you the truth. Mostly they wanted to get away from Chi-Chi who was visiting and driving both of them nuts. So Krillin makes a sort of half-hearted attempt to attack Raditsu, but he really just doesn’t have anything to put into it. I mean come on people, living with Chi-Chi is tough work. Why else was Goku never around. After exchanging a few weak punches the two confer and decide to fake a huge climax leading them over the horizon so that when they are out of Chi-Chi’s sight they can go to Kirby’s for a beer.

Notes:
Raditsu tied one NPI Spar. PL raised by 9,781.

205) Bardock vs. Hildegarn: Boss Battle
It was a dark and stormy night. The wind blew outside at hurricane force speed. Drops of rain hit the ground like little daggers, nearly breaking up the dry soil. Luckly for Bardock, he just purchased a new house and was watching the choas in relative safety. "Ahh. Why didn't I think of buying myself a house earlier? Maybe it's because I can't buy one. Oh well, I wonder what's on the TV." Bardock walks over to his sofa and plops down, picking up his remote. He clicks the television on and the annoying static stuff fills the screen. "Woohoo! It's the ant races! Goooo Black!" After a few seconds, he is throughly irritated by the grinding, wave-like sound and quickly changes the channel. "Dragon Ball Z? Hmm, what's this?" He continues to watch the opening of the cartoon, the theme "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" sticking in his head. A bright red planet comes up on the screen once the opening has finished. "Wait a second, isn't that my son? The Last Survivor's Battle. Furiza vs. Z Soldier Kakarotto's Father. This is too freaky." He continues to watch the show, completely amazed. Once it's over, he flips the channel and catches the end of Aliens. "Dude. That was just crazy. When the hell did I do that?"

After seeing Riply kick some major ass, he turns off the TV and walks back to the window. The storm is still going strong with no end in sight. "How the hell is this storm still going? You'd think it would have at least gotten a little weaker by now." He turns and walks to the kitchen. However, before he gets there, he feels several soft tremors. "Huh? What was that? An earthquake?" He waits around a little, but doesn't feel anything else so he heads back into the kitchen. After making a large sandwich, he heads back to his sofa and sits down again. He clicks on the TV once more and finds the nightly news. As he bites into his sandwich, a new bulliten flashes up on the screen. The monster dubbed Hildegarn destroyed yet another city today. He listens for a few seconds longer, then drops his sandwich to the floor. "What...the...hell? It's coming...this way." Another tremor shakes his house, causing Bardock to jump to his feet. Bardock runs out the front door and slowly raises his head skyward. Standing just a few hundred feet away from his new home is the giant. "Damn it. How'd I know this would happen?" Bardock says as a huge foot drops down on top of him. He quickly blurs away, reappearing in front of the beast floating in the air. He does a strange series of movements with his hands, then throws his arms forward, lauching a huge blast of energy. However, the blast flies right through Hildegarn as it turns into a cloud of smoke. A second later Bardock hears his house crumble to the ground. He spins around and recieves a "bitch slap", which knocks him unconscious. A few seconds later he wakes up in front of a large desk. Who knows what the monster did to him. Then again, who'd want to know?

Notes:
Bardock lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 24,398. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Hildegarn won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 156,144. He killed Bardock.

204) Minosha vs. Furiza vs. Vegita Ou: Battle
As Minosha stands there on earth working on his swordsmanship skills, Furiza flies above watching him. After a few minutes of watching Minosha’s every move Furiza screams, "Hey kid with the sword, want to fight?" Minosha quickly looks up to see Furiza powering up an energy blast in his hands. Furiza lets the blast go and then drops down to earth were he begins to send more blasts towards Minosha.

As Minosha uses his sword to deflect the oncoming attacks, he finally gets close enough to Furiza where he can attack him. After blocking the last blast Minosha then jumps into the air and brings his foot straight across Furiza’s face. As Minosha lands, he turns and delivers an elbow straight into Furiza’s gut. As Furiza falls backwards in pain, he looks up and sees that Vegita Ou has invited himself into the battle. As Minosha celebrated after his attack on Furiza, Vegita Ou had appeared in front of him and began delivering a beating to Minosha. Vegita Ou then brought his foot up and sent a kick right into Minosha’s chest sending him crashing backwards into a large rock.

Minosha then dusted himself off and charged back towards Vegita Ou. As they collided with each other, they both locked arms. Minosha then raised his knee up straight into Vegita Ou’s chin. Minosha looked at Vegita Ou as he slowly smiled and brought his chin back down. Vegita Ou then picked Minosha up and tossed him back into the same rock. At about this time Furiza had gotten up and was now laughing because he saw his chance to defeat Vegita Ou who was now only concentrating on Minosha. Vegita Ou had brought his arms back and was now powering up a Kamehameha blast.

Minosha had now regained himself and saw that Furiza was about to use his daichiretsuzan attack and wipe out Vegita Ou. Minosha, being the good soul that he is, raised his arms up and then quickly brought them down releasing a blast of masenko towards Furiza. As the blast connected with Furiza, he was quickly knocked out. Vegita Ou had saw this, but being the evil soul that he is, still decided to release his blast even though Minosha had saved him. As the kamehameha crashed into Minosha it sent him flying through the very same rock he’d been thrown into so many times by Vegita Ou knocking him out cold. "Fool," Vegita Ou said as he walked away.

Notes:
Minosha defeated Furiza, but was defeated by Vegita Ou. PL raised by 9,094.
Furiza was defeated by Minosha. PL raised by 999.
Vegita Ou defeated Minosha. PL raised by 11,023.

203) Vegita Jr. vs. Nappa: Battle
Vegita Jr. and Nappa walk out into the moonlight. Vegita Jr. steps up and looks into Nappa's eyes and says, "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?" Nappa tilts his head to the side a little and replies, "Yea, I accidentally squished him. The moon was full." Vegita Jr. laughs. "Well, now we have a fool moon, not quite full, but almost there. Though it matters not, for it would mean defeat for you anyway." Nappa glares at him. "It matters little, shall we stick with hand-to-hand?" "Sure, why not." Vegita Jr. says as he takes a fighting stance. Nappa leaps forward and punches at Vegita Jr., who easily catches his fist. Nappa throws another punch, but it too is caught. "Weighted Gi is known to slow the opponent. Fighters manual, page 356-paragraph 4. Or slightly hinder anyway." Vegita Jr. knees Nappa in the gut, who then folds in half with a grunt. Vegita Jr. jumps back a little and kicks Nappa in the head. Nappa bounces along the ground a little, then stands up. By this time of course Vegita has already jumped forward and implants his fist in Nappa's rib-cage. Vegita Jr. continuously pummels Nappa, then slams his foot into Nappa's face.

"Give up baldy." Vegita Jr. says as he walks forward, cracking his knuckles as he prepares for more punching. "NEVER!!!" Nappa screams as he fly's towards Vegita Jr. as if out of nowhere. In a flurry of punches and kicks, Nappa forces Vegita back three feet before getting smacked away again with a vicious one-two punch to the kidneys. Nappa hits the ground and rolls over, then curls up around his midsection. he coughs for a few minutes before getting back to his feet. He stands there a bit unsteadily before falling back to his hands and knees. "Alright, you win." Nappa says. "Good fight Nappa, I'll be seeing ya." Vegita Jr. says as he walks away.

Notes:
Vegita Jr. won one Battle. PL raised by 19,643.
Nappa lost one Battle. PL raised by 3,070.

202) Vegita vs. Shinnou: Spar
Vegita had just acquired a new henchman. While his henchmen wasn’t a Saiya-jin Elite such as himself at least he was a Saiya-jin. Nothing bothered Vegita as much as all of those stupid Saibamen that were running around on earth. They were practically a dime a dozen. Oh, but not Vegita’s henchman. Shinnou was a true warrior. And as such a warrior, the first thing that Shinnou wanted to do was to fight with his new master to determine if Vegita was truly worth following. When Shinnou asked Vegita to spar, he was disgusted by the notion of sparring with a low class Saiya-jin. However, he quickly realized that superior fighters such as himself were very rare and he would have to accept the inferior fighting ability of Shinnou and do his best to improve upon it.

The two Saiya-jins squared off to spar. Shinnou knew he stood no chance of defeating his master, but if his master was not powerful enough he would leave a find a more skilled mentor. While Shinnou was busy thinking of who he could find as a new mentor in case Vegita was not as strong as he thought he was, Vegita flew up into the air and launched an energy blast at the unsuspecting Saibaman.

Shinnou looks up just the blast was coming down upon him. The blast intersects the lower half of his body, turning his legs a rather nice looking charcoal color and knocking him off his feet. When the smoke clears, Shinnou picks himself up off the ground and limps towards Vegita saying "I will not allow you to defeat me with a single attack. I am more powerful than that. I am not a weakling." Shinnou powers up an energy blast and sends it into the air at Vegita yelling "get down here if you aren’t to afraid to fight me on even terms." Vegita knocks the blast aside and lowers himself to the ground directly in front of Shinnou who attacks Vegita with everything he has except the kitchen sink. However, even the kitchen sink would not have been enough as Vegita is simply too much more powerful than Shinnou. Moments before Shinnou lapses into unconsciousness he looks Vegita in the eye and says "I will be your student and servant. You truly are a Prince among Saiya-jins."

Notes:
Vegita won one Spar. PL raised by 200.
Shinnou lost one Spar. PL raised by 582.

201) Paragas vs. White Colonel: Boss Battle
The White colonel, soldier, and rookie have been hanging out in the Next Dimension with each other for a long time now. After they died it seems as if all they did was sit around and do nothing. They didn’t want to fight anyone because the last time they did, they were killed. So they all stood there together and started to play some games that they’ve made up.

Just then they hear screaming and Paragas runs towards them with four arms. The rookie sees him coming and is the first to run towards him. Paragas just simply hits him in the gut and then brings one of his other hands forward with an energy blast in it, killing the rookie instantly. As the colonel and soldier look at each other they look back at Paragas and charge towards him. As they meet him they instantly start throwing punches and kicks at him. Paragas seems to stand still as he blocks their attacks easily with his extra arms. After a few seconds of being bored with the colonel and soldier, Paragas stretches out his top arm and grabs the two by the neck. He then bashed the two together and then throws them outward. As the soldier flies threw the air, Paragas sends an energy blast at him that basically disintegrating him.

Paragas then quickly turns his head to see the colonel’s energy blast coming towards him. As the attack collides into one of Paragas’s arm it leaves it motionless. "Damn. One out of four of my arms is gone," Paragas smirks as he charges at the colonel. Paragas reaches out and grabs the colonel and begins to beat him till he feels as if the colonel’s lifeless body won’t ever move again. Paragas then throws it up into the air and walks away from the battle scene.

Notes:
Paragas won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 34,000. He killed White Colonel, Soldier, and Rookie.
White Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.
White Soldier lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.
White Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.