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200) Tares vs. Videl vs. Little Fr. vs. Slug: Spar
Tares, Little Fr., Slug, and Videl face off. The tension is so thick you could cut it with your little toe. Anyway, Slug and Little suddenly charge Tares leaving Videl just standing there thinking, "Okay?" Tares, seeing these two characters coming at him, knows Slug is much more powerful than the weakling henchman. Tares focuses on Slug’s advance and just as Slug releases a Kamehameha he jumps into the air and fires a powerful energy blast at Little. The blast explodes against Little’s chest and instantly knocks him out.
Videl sees the henchman go down and takes the opportunity to practice her energy blast aim. She uses small, almost harmless blasts and sets about her target practice. Tares and Slug have at each other, neither gaining an advantage. Shogekihas strike Tares, but Tares’ higher PL allows him to land punches more effectively and the battle rages on. Both warriors throw everything into the spar but no advantage is gained on either end. However, one of Videl’s blasts goes astray from a sneeze and explodes against Slug’s ass. This momentary distraction is enough for Tares to take advantage and deliver a devastating uppercut. Slug crashes to the ground and sees Videl smiling sheepishly. Snarling through his pain Slug rights himself and begins to advance on Videl. She screams like a girl, as she should, and subsequently runs away. Satisfied, Slug turns to find Tares holding a powerful Kamehameha blast ready. Slug’s expression is one of thought as he weighs the odds. With his mind made up, he nods and puts his hands up. Tares glances at the still unconscious henchman and decides to send the Kamehameha Furiza’s way. Maybe he’ll come pick up this piece of ka-ka.
Notes:
Tares defeated Slug. PL raised by 37,268.
Videl was defeated by Slug. PL raised by 5,963.
Little Fr. was defeated by Slug. PL raised by 5,963.
Slug defeated Videl and Little Fr., but was defeated by Tares. PL raised by 10,713.
199) Android #17 vs. NPI Kaioshin: NPI Spar
Hi everyone. This is Tenshinhan here. I am the resident rules lawyer and battle writer. :P. In case you haven’t noticed this battle is really short. In fact it isn’t really good either. I’m sorry for the inferior quality of this battle, but you must understand that I have been rather busy advertising for next week’s show. That’s right!!! The Phillipino whores will be here next Sunday. Now to answer your question, Hildegarn is not invited. In fact we have hired Tao Pie Pie to attack him so that we will not have to worry about him interrupting.
However, I have not been the only one who has been busy preparing. Android 17 has been busy and I must give him credit where credit is due. He doesn’t have the same flashy public job that I do, but he is out there every day trying to get those last few Phillipino whores to commit to the show and trying to sign new guest artists. Why just the other day he was on the phone with Bardock trying to get the Phillipino Whore issue he had used in battle #117 so he could insure that everyone had been invited. And I believe I’ve heard a rumor that the Dahm Triplets will be in attendance to watch the performance. Now while this as of yet unconfirmed, Anna Kournikova and an assortment of young ladies dressed as Catholic School Girls, plaid skirt, knee high stockings and white blouse, have also been invited. So be sure to show up. If you aren’t on the guest list as of yet post a random silly post on the MB. Sorry Uubu, in order to be included you must post in a format other than Rap as I am a music bigot and spend all of my time listening to Frank Zappa.
Well, in honor of all the work Android 17 has done for this grandiose event, Kaioshin has decided to forfeit this fight allowing Android 17 to claim the win.
Notes:
Android #17 won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 21,062.
198) Goku Jr. vs. Tenshinhan vs. Piccolo vs. Guido vs. Francoise: Spar
Goku Jr. lands next to Guido and Francoise, then Tien lands near Piccolo. "LETS DANCE!!" Guido screams. Tien, Piccolo, and Goku Jr. take defensive stances. Suddenly Guido and Francoise side-step toward each other and bend over, just as their fingers get near each other three deep breaths are heard. Tien looks towards Goku Jr., who is looking towards Piccolo. Piccolo remains in his defensive stance, facing Goku Jr. Suddenly they all start looking around, everything around them is frozen, except the three of them.
As Tien looks towards Guido and Francoise, both Piccolo and Goku Jr. jump at him and slam their fists into his stomach, causing him to expel the air in his lungs. He suddenly becomes frozen in midair as the effects of his Time Freeze rip him out of the frozen plain. Piccolo starts throwing punches at Goku Jr., who dodges most and blocks a few. Just then Piccolo slams a kick into Goku Jr's Ribs. In Piccolo's perspective everyone is now frozen, but his lungs are starting to burn. Quickly he runs over to Guido and Francoise, slamming a fist into each. After those last two hits he releases his breath. Guido and Francoise fly away in opposite directions, Tien stumbles back a few steps, and Goku Jr. spins to the ground.
Guido and Francoise land amid clouds of smoke and don't move. The last three warriors stand and stare at each other, each breathing heavily. "I guess Time freeze is pointless now." Tien says. "Agreed." Goku Jr. says. Piccolo says nothing as he waits for an attack. They all stand for a minute, then suddenly Piccolo dissapears. Before either Goku Jr. or Tien can blink, a sudden explosion sends Tien flying backwards. Goku Jr. feels like he just got hit by a semi as he flies backwards also. Piccolo re-appears and chases down Goku Jr. Piccolo slams punch after punch into him, before he too gets hit by a giant explosion. Piccolo flys back and skids along the ground as Tien re-appears. Goku Jr. hits the ground and lays there for a second. Tien jumps over to Piccolo and starts punching like mad for a second or two. Once he is sure Piccolo won't fight in this spar he stands and turns around.
Goku Jr. stands with his legs spread apart slightly, his arms at his side. His teeth are clenched as he glares at Tien. "HAH!!" Goku Jr. lets out a short yell, Tien stumbles back as an invisible blast slams into him. "Kid, you cant win, give it up." Tien says. Suddenly Goku Jr. lets out a scream, an energy blade bursts forth from his hand and he charges at Tien. Tien watches as Goku Jr. brings the blade up to slash at him. just before it hits, Tien brings up his hand and blocks with his own blade. "See kid, I can match you, and better." Tien then kicks Goku Jr. away. Goku Jr. hits the ground and rolls a little. he climbs back to his feet and glares at Tien some more.
"YOU. WILL. NOT. DEFEAT ME!!!" Goku Jr. screams. The ground around him begins to crack as his scream continues. Small pebbles begin to rise from the ground, then larger chunks. The energy around Goku Jr. begins to create a bowl in the ground as more and more rocks begin to rise. Tien stares in shock as he watches what is happening. "Oooh crap, what have I done now?" he says. Goku Jr's scream intensifies, his hair begins to flicker yellow, then a bright yellow aura bursts around the young saiya-jin. His hair burst a bright yellow and stays. Goku Jr. begins to walk toward Tien with a very angry look on his face. "Tien, I have had enough. Now I am stronger." Goku Jr. continues towards Tien. Tien starts stepping back. "Hey, take it easy now, this is just a spar." he says. Goku Jr. just stares at him, then says, "I know, and I will win too."
Tien suddenly starts throwing everything he has at Goku Jr., who just crosses his arms and lets the blasts roll off. Then Goku Jr. jumps forward and slams his fist into Tien's gut. Tien folds over and falls to the ground. "Uungh. Ok, ok. You win Kid, you win." Tien gasps. Goku Jr. powers down and pretty much just collapses. Then he starts to laugh. "I did it! I finnaly went SSJ!! And I beat Tien! YAHOO!!" Goku Jr. yells out, then falls asleep.
A couple hours later Piccolo and Tien head back towards their base. Tien carries Goku Jr., still asleep, and Piccolo carries Francoise and Guido. They put them in beds then head into the dining area for drinks. "I cant beleive it, we finnaly got the kid to go SSJ." Tien says. Piccolo looks at him. "You've been beating him up enough, its about time." "Yea, and he beat me too. I bet he wont let me forget either." Tien sighs, then finishes his drink. Piccolo and Tien then head to wherever it is they sleep.
Notes:
Goku Jr. defeated Tenshinhan. PL raised by 500,000. He went Super Saiya-jin.
Tenshinhan defeated Piccolo, but was defeated by Goku Junior. PL raised by 344,555.
Piccolo defeated Guido and Francoise, but was defeated by Tenshinhan. PL raised by 123,607.
Guido was defeated by Piccolo. PL raised by 44,349.
Francoise was defeated by Piccolo. PL raised by 44,349.
197) Cell and THX-1138 vs. Uubu: Battle
Cell and THX are resting outside Kami’s Sanctuary. THX plays with logic puzzles inside his head while Cell incessantly drones on, "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down, the medicine go down." Even for an android henchman this song is intensely annoying and THX lets out a small spurt of burning oil. Cell notices the rancid smell and jumps up, "Look at this! You’re leaking all over the place and now I have to deal with this terrible smell!" A voice from behind Cell volunteers, "Maybe what you’re smelling is the stench of the Next Dimension!" Cell turns slowly to see Uubu in a comical stance. It looks like he’s going to attack in ‘Praying Mantis’ style but his hands cover his face. Cell can’t stop a small chuckle from escaping his throat and says (in a kind of a Texas drawl), "Bobby, what in the hell?" But before he can finish, Uubu yells, "Taiyoken!" A bright flash of light issues from Uubu’s hands and Cell’s good mood is vanquished as he is temporarily blinded.
Completely oblivious to the preceedings, THX was so involved with his mind games (actually he just really tuned out Cell) he noticed none of the pointless verbal exchange that occurred. However, the Taiyoken woke up THX’s censors and pulled him from some exchange involving a robotic Philippino whore. Anyway, as Uubu lands blow after blow on Cell, Cell wonders why he’s suddenly stumbling blindly through the woods and getting smacked by tree branches. THX rises and advances on Uubu who’s total concentration is focused on Cell. THX taps Uubu on the shoulder and Cell is glad he’s finally coming to the end of the forest. Uubu turns only to introduce his nose to THX’s closed fist. A bright ‘Taiyoken’ of pain explodes into Uubu’s world as he is thrown back several yards and crashes to the ground.
Now completely out of the woods with his sight returning, Cell blinks and looks around. He sees Uubu standing next to him, waiting to pounce on him just as he regains his sight. "Well, NO," thinks Cell as he tackles Uubu and lands blow after blow to his jaw. Uubu’s jaw severs after a couple minutes and electricity crackles from its severed hinge. "Oh shit!" yells Cell as Uubu gathers himself and chuckles. Cell is apologizing profusely to THX when he is interrupted by another damn tree branch connecting with his back. Cell jumps up and spins just as Uubu throws another punch. The android, however, reacts with blinding speed and catches Uubu’s fist. Cell twists the arm outwards, turns so that the pain wracked Uubu is no longer in front of him but beside him, and brings his knee up to meet the straining arm. Uubu’s arm snaps like a bat in the hands of a furious baseball player. Uubu yells in pain and holds his dangling limb. Cell shakes his head and kicks Uubu’s feet out from under him. THX manages to come join the fight and both have at Uubu with violent kicks. After a seemingly endless torture, Uubu lies on the ground, his body tense with pain. He does not moan nor cry out as Cell draws his sword. THX grabs Uubu’s hair and pulls, exposing the straining neck. Cell raises the sword, but Uubu looks him in the eye, grunts with effort and speaks, "You’ve won here...ugh...but...you send me...to a...better..." "Shut UP!" yells Cell as he brings the sword down and severs Uubu’s head.
Notes:
Cell won one Battle. PL raised by 4,446. He killed Uubu.
THX-1138 won one Battle. PL raised by 4,446.
Uubu lost one Battle. PL rasied by 484. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
196) Kuririn vs. Trunks: Spar
Kuririn looks at Trunks as they get ready to begin their spar. "Don’t think I’m going to go easy on you because you’re weaker," Kuririn laughs as he taunts Trunks. "You shouldn’t have to," Trunks stammers, "I am a saiyan, and you are only a human." Kuririn looks at Trunks and decided to show the saiyan what a human can do.
Kuririn then appears behind Trunks and sends a kick straight into his back. As Trunks body bends forwards Kuririn then reappears in front of him and delivers another kick bending him the other way. As Trunks aches in pain, he looks up to see a bright blinding light in front of him. Trunks closes his eyes and begins to feel his ribs being crushed by Kuririn as he throws punch after punch into them. Trunks then hears Kamehameha being screams and quickly covers up as the blast sends him flying across Kaioshin's Planet.
As he gets up, he screams, "See I told you that a mere human would not be able to defeat a saiyan." Trunks then pulls out his sword and began to show his skill. As Kuririn watches from across the distance he takes a deep breath and began to hold it as time stopped. Kuririn the made his way in front of Trunks and began to power up a huge attack. As Trunks stood there hopeless with his arms holding his sword above his head, he watched in fear. Just then Kuririn screamed Chou Kamehameha and released the even stronger blast at the defenseless Trunks. As the blast knocked Trunks out, Kuririn thought to himself that Trunks should of known better then to challenge him to a spar.
Notes:
Kuririn won one Spar. PL raised by 5,125.
Trunks lost one Spar. PL raised by 33,391.
195) Koola, Zorak, Grendal vs. Raditsu vs. Goten and Plant Manager vs. Ginyu vs. Janemba vs. Dodoria, Angel of Death, and Bishop: Spar
It was another quiet night on Earth. Koola and company were getting quite bored so they gathered for a small spar. Well, I guess 11 people really isn't small, but whatever. So they all met under the full moon light... Wait, did I just say "full moon"? Yup. Almost instantly, Goten and Raditsu shifted to Oozaru form and pounced on Koola and Dodoria respectively. Plant Manager decides to help his Oozaru friend by taking Angel of Death and Bishop. After flying up behind them, he blasts them in the back, knocking them out. Koola turned to his henchmen and told them to take care of the Purple and Yellow dudes. They nod as Raditsu comes down on top of Koola. However, Koola quickly blurs away leaving Raditsu to hit the ground hard, sinking into the soft soil. Raditsu screams in anger as he climbs out of his hole. His attention is drawn to the air over him as "Chou Kamehameha!" rings through the sky. Seconds later, Oozaru Raditsu falls onto his back unconscious. Koola then turns his attention to Goten.
Speaking of Goten, he's basically kicked the crap out of Dodoria and is currently focusing on Koola's friends, one of which took out his Saibaman. Grendal had easily dispatched Janemba, changing his target to Plant Manager. Plant Manager and Ginyu fell at the same time, leaving Zorak, Grendal, Goten, and Koola as the only conscious fighters. Within seconds, however, Goten takes out both of the Saibamen with a single mouth blast. Koola looks up at him. "You're gonna pay for that!" he shouts, blurring out of view a moment later. A second Chou Kamehameha flies through the air, slamming into the monkey's back. Goten falls onto his face, unconscious. Koola then turns around to face the camera. "Why's this battle so short?" he asks. "Whadda expect? You're twice as powerful as both of the monkey boyz!" a loud booming voice answers, ringing across the land.
Notes:
Koola defeated Raditsu and Goten. PL raised by 32,735.
Zorak defeated Ginyu, but was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 4,283.
Grendal defeated Janemba and Plant Manager, but was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 4,203.
Raditsu was defeated by Koola. PL raised by 13,030.
Goten defeated Dodoria, Zorak, and Grendal, but was defeated by Koola. PL raised by 19,722.
Plant Manager defeated Angel of Death and Bishop, but was defeated by Grendal. PL raised by 975.
Ginyu was defeated by Zorak. PL raised by 564.
Janemba was defeated by Grendal. PL raised by 555.
Dodoria was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 2,202.
Angel of Death was defeated by Plant Manager. PL raised by 155.
Bishop was defeated by Plant Manager. PL raised by 155.
194) Puaru vs. Icky: Spar
This broadcast on KKRB 104.5, Cincinnati, is brought to you by Hoover: making the best vacuum cleaners since 1953. Once again we return to the evil cat demon thingy. Yes, that
tantamount evil is still alive. No evil-doer is more feared than...Puaru. Muah Ha Ha Ha HaHa. Today Puaru is training his henchmen, Icky. Icky is actually a shortened form of his full name: Icky Icky Icky Putang Zooaba. But that is neither here nor there, so let us continue with Icky’s training.
Puaru knew that the best way for Icky become more powerful was to get his confidence up so he had decided to throw the fight....
-What?!?! He’s throwing the fight. I thought he was evil. What the fuck? There is no way in hell an evil cat demon thingy would throw a fight. This doesn’t make sense.... Wait a minute folks. Now that I think about it this makes perfect sense. Did any of you see that stupid movie with the talking cats and dogs. It did horribly and rightly so. No one believes that an animal can be evil: stupid yes, evil no. That is why Puaru is letting Icky win. No one believes an evil cat can exist, because a cat can’t be evil. I understand. I am the smartest man in the world. Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.-
Well, back to the story. "So you think I’m not evil do you? I’ll show you fucking evil, god damn announcer. Fuck off asshole." With this Puaru walks over to his henchmen who was busy preparing for their upcoming spar and jumps at his throat. Puaru bits and claws at the saibaman generally making a mess of his face. Blood runs down his forehead as he attempts to fight off the vicious attack of his master. However, he is unable to defend himself against the evil cat demon thingy and he quickly lapses into unconsciousness.
Notes:
Puaru won one Spar. PL raised by 200.
Icky lost one Spar. PL raised by 2,380.
193) Majin Buu vs. Hildegarn: Boss Battle
It was to be the battle of the century. Spirits gathered from the four corners of the Next Dimension in hope of seeing the battle between demons! In one corner was the great Majin Buu! In the other, the giant Hildegarn! Who would come out on top? No one knew. Not even the omnipotent Kaios could predict a winner. They had heard of the Crimson Lord's superiority and they're leader's greatness (:P), but they also knew that Hildegarn was just about the most powerful being ever created. Only time would tell who would win.
As the fight started, laughter broke out within the audience. Upon seeing Buu next to the massive creature Hildegarn, they just couldn't help but laugh. Phrases such as "What kind of idiot would challenge a creature like that?" and "My God this is going to be a short fight!" emmit from the croud. Unfortunately, Majin Buu heard them and made sure to take note of who said what. He'd deal with them later. After he showed them what a true demon was made of. He'd split them in half, spilling their guts all over the floor. Yeah, that's right! He'd make them pay for their comments! Muah ha ha ha! Er, um, yeah. Back to the fight.
And so the great bout began. Hildegarn versus Majin Buu. Did I mention that Buu's chances of winning were about as good as Michael Jordan returning to baseball and being able to play good? Anyway, the fight started out with Buu rising into the air and staring Hildegarn in the eye. He just floated there, seemingly without a care in the world. Just looking into the giant's eyes. Well, that is until Hildegarn brought his arm down on top of Buu's head, batting him towards the ground at a supersonic speed. Buu hit with a thunderous bang, destroying most of the arena that had been constructed for the fight. Why's there an arena and why is Hildegarn actually conforming to it? I don't know. This is just a stupid fight. Leave me alone.
After Buu was able to recontruct himself from a puddle, he decided he should probably use some tactics this time. So he sat down "Indian style" and began to think. Meanwhile, Hildegarn decided to start eating the croud's energy. This caused mass panic and led to more deaths than would have probably happened had everyone remained calm. After nearly ten minutes of Hildegarn's energy absorbing, Buu snaps out of his trance with a large grin on his face. He knew what he'd do. Yeees. It was perfect! Well, maybe not perfect, but it should work.
Majin Buu got off the ground and began to laugh quite loudly, hoping to get his opponent's attention once more. Well, since the croud had all but fled, Hildegarn was getting bored. Buu's manical laughter yelled "fun" to him, so he turned back to his pink foe. By now, however, Buu's plan had gone into effect. No longer was Buu a short, pink, comical fellow. Instead, he was the giant, green, 1950's Godzilla! Hildegarn stared at the lizard, trying to figure out just where Buu went off to. "Raaaaaaaooooor?" Hildegarn asked. "Screeeeech!" Buu replied, waving his stub-like arms around. "Raaoooooorrr!" Hildegarn shouted. The conversation of screechs and roars continued for nearly five minutes. Bystandards were struck with stupidity as they tried to understand them. Well, needless to say, Hildegarn grew angry quick as Buu seemed to just be making fun of him. So he opened his mouth wide and consumed "Godzilla" in a burst of fire.
As the flames subsided, Buu had changed back to normal and was running around on fire. Hildegarn stood there, staring down on him, a drop of sweat clinging to his brow. Seconds ago, as Buu continued to run around still aflame, Hildegarn became distracted by a short little dude wearing Red Clothing. "Yeah, that's right! Kick his ass! Down with Buu! Down with Buu!" Red Sousui shouted. The chant ended abruptly as Hildegarn kinda sorta just crushed him with a single step. Oh well, no more Sousui. Anyway, by now Majin Buu has put out the flames and has come up with a new tactic. As Hildegarn turned back to his opponent, Buu shouted "Change into a Pepperoni New Yorker!" and fired his "Chocolate" beam at him. However, being the quick son of a bitch he is, Hildegarn disappates into a cloud of smoke, the beam flying through with no effect. "Dammit!" Buu shouts. They cloud whirls around and reforms behind Buu. Buu slowly raises his head skyward where he finds Hildegarn's massive fist coming down on top of him. "Damn," is all he can say before the blow connects, splattering Buu all over the place. Just to make certain the job is done, Hildegarn ignites the entire area in flames, leaving it a flaming rubble. Buu will eventually wake up next to a large fountain somewhere in Hell, his skin still smoking.
Notes:
Majin Buu lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 203,889. He was sent to Hell.
Hildegarn won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 500,000. He killed Majin Buu and Red Sousui.
Red Sousui's an idiot and thus, he was sent to Hell.
192) Trunks vs. Nail: Spar
The Saiyan and the Namek both stood on Kaioshin’s planet with the same idea. They both wanted to find a sword, because the both were very skilled with using a sword. Because they both know swordsmanship, but neither of the two had a sword. It’s kind of a lot like walking before you can crawl if you think about it, but anyways back to Trunks and Nail.
They both had decided that since they couldn’t find a sword yet they might as well stop searching for a little while and have a little fight. So they began to square off. Trunks made the first move and began to run towards Nail, but before Trunks could encounter him Nail disappeared from Trunks site. Trunks then fell straight forward as Nail delivered a punch straight into the back of his head.
As Trunks turned around and looked at Nail he said, "You're quick but try to dodge these." Trunks then began to send energy blast after energy blast at Nail, but to his disappointment he couldn’t seem to hit him. Trunks then was able to get a lucky break because as he was firing his energy blasts, Nail sent one of his own, revealing where he was. So Trunks quickly ran towards Nail and grabbed a hold of him making sure he wouldn’t get away.
Trunks held him with one hand he proceeded to punch him with the other. After about ten continuous punches to the head Nail threw a desperation kick into Trunks stomach forcing Trunks to drop him. As Nail laughed at Trunks because he wasn’t able to defeat him when he had the chance, Trunks brought his hands forward and moved in such a way that sent his burning attack at him. As the blast hit Nail in the chest it sent him flipping backwards and taking everything out of the Namek. Trunks then turned around and began searching for his sword again.
Notes:
Trunks won one Spar. PL raised by 2,198.
Nail lost one Spar. PL raised by 732.
191) Furiza vs. Baata: Battle
The Great and legendary Furiza had recently had a problem within his ranks. Apparently one of the Ginyu force had gotten it into his head that he was the true power in the universe. Well, let me tell you. Neither of them is really even a minor power at this point, but Baata’s -- he’s a member of the Ginyu force in case you forgot -- accusation did not go over well with Furiza’s ego. So Furiza decided that Baata needed to be put in his place again. Now we join the battle. Actually first let me update you on what has happened so far. Furiza started off by taunting Baata and going on about how much more powerful his other forms are and how Baata can never beat him, which is all pretty much bullshit since Furiza is about is powerful as my grandmother. But come to think of it Baata is about as powerful as my dead grandfather so it evens out.
Well, since I started updating you more stuff has happened so let me bring you up to speed so you know what’s going on. Baata pretty much got sick of listening to Furiza babble on about how great he was so he zipped around real quick, which is pretty much all he ever does, in a rather pitiful display of his lack of power. But, I will remind you that Baata is still a member of the Ginyu force, and as such he does zip around rather flamboyantly. In fact, he even takes a break from zipping around and shows Furiza some of his more "powerful" poses. I’m not quite sure what powerful means in this context, however he said it and I’m including it so make of it what you will.
Anyway, on with the battle.... Hmmmmmmmmm. I’m sorry folks. I talked and talked and talked about nothing simply because it amused me and now we seemed to have missed the battle and I can’t even give you a recap because I was so busy going on and on about nothing. Oh well. There’s always next week.
Notes:
Furiza tied one Battle. PL raised by 639.
Baata tied one Battle. PL raised by 1,934.
190) Koola vs. Yamcha vs. Bardock, Seth, and Slayer vs. Paikuhan vs. Raf, Charles, Bernad, Reggie, and Roger: Spar
Bardock, Seth, and Slayer face off against Koola out in the middle of nowhere. Then suddenly Yamcha, Paikuhan, Raf, Charles, Bernad, Reggie, and Roger all show up. "Ooo, look, more people to beat up." Bardock says. "Seth, Slayer, you to take Koola." "Those two, take me?" Koola laughs. "We will take you ALL!!" Raf says. Koola, Paikuhan, Bardock, Yamcha, Seth, and Slayer all look over at the five Saibamen, then start to laugh REALLY hard. "Change of plans, Seth, Slayer, take them out. I'll take Koola myself." Bardock says.
Yamcha and Paikuhan face off, Seth and Slayer face off against the five Saibamen, and Koola faces off against Bardock.
The battles begin.
Seth and Slayer charge forward and start swinging fists, Raf gets knocked out by Seth, then Charles goes spinning out and hits the ground after a right hook from Slayer. Then Slayer stumbles back a step as Reggie and Bernad slam into him. Seth pounds Roger into the dust, then turns and helps out by grabbing Reggie and beating him down. Slayer finishes off Bernad, then the looks around to see who else he can fight.
Paikuhan and Yamcha charge at each other and start punching away. After a few seconds Paikuhan gets in a solid punch and sends Yamcha spinning around before he hits the ground. Paikuhan turns and sees Slayer and Seth finish their fight. They turn to him and charge. As they get near, paikuhan spin-kicks Slayer in the head, he flips over and skids along the ground. Seth slams into Paikuhan and knocks him over. Paikuhan lands on his back and continues to move, he backflips up and lands on his feet. Seth gets up and turns in time to see Paikuhan's fist hit right between his eyes.
Meanwhile...
Koola and Bardock face off, then charge forward and begin punching. They block punches and kicks for a while, then Bardock pulls out Roshi's Staff, he swings it over his head and slams it down onto Koola's head, knocking him out. Bardock watches him to be sure he won't move, then turns and watches the last fight and Paikuhan beats his buddies.
Bardock walks over and stands in front of Paikuhan. "Good fighting friend." he says, holding out his hand. "Thanks." Paikuhan says as he reaches out to shake Bardock's hand. Bardock grips Paikuhan's hand and twists around flipping Paikuhan over his head and into the ground. "And I win." Bardock says in a tone that can't be argued with. He walks over to a nearby tree and waits for everyone to wake up.
Notes:
Koola was defeated by Bardock. PL raised by 14,362.
Yamcha was defeated by Paikuhan. PL raised by 447.
Bardock defeated Koola and Paikuhan. PL raised by 73,138.
Seth defeated Raf, Roger, and Reggie, but was defeated by Paikuhan. PL raised by 1,105.
Slayer defeated Charles and Bernad, but was defeated by Paikuhan. PL raised by 884.
Paikuhan defeated Seth and Slayer, but was defeated by Bardock. PL raised by 13,322.
Raf was defeated by Seth. PL raised by 321.
Charles was defeated by Slayer. PL raised by 46.
Bernad was defeated by Slayer. PL raised by 46.
Reggie was defeated by Seth. PL raised by 321.
Roger was defeated by Seth. PL raised by 321.
189) Zorak vs. Gerudo: Battle
It was a cool, fall day, so Gerudo decided to head to the fair. Having never been to a Earthian fair, he's completely shocked by the number of "white trash" attending the event. So instead of riding any rides, playing any games, or buying a bunch of crap from the booths, he was gazing over the masses with most fear running through his head. At one point, a rather grizzlied old man approached Gerudo. "Hey sonny! You wanna buy this here pipe fer yer old pa? I'ma sure ita make a wunderful gift fer him. Don't ye thunk?" The frog-man quickly retreated, screaming for mercy. Somewhere nearby, Zorak is is wacking away in the hammer-thing game. You know, the one where you hit a pad really hard, which forces a little metal thing to rise and maybe hit a bell. Well, needless to say, Zorak is basically cheesing the system with his Z-strength. By now he's almost cleaned out there prizes! Anyway, he hears the screams of Gerudo and decides to check it out.
Gerudo continues to run through the streets, dodging vendor after vendor, hoping upon hope to find an exit from this place. However, as he rounds a corner he runs straight into Zorak, falling onto his ass. "What in the?" Gerudo says. "Aren't you that weak ass Ginyu Force dude?" Zorak asks. "Uh, yeah..... Who're you?" Gerudo replies. "Oh, just a Saibaman. Though, I think I'm gonna have to beat on you for running into me," Zorak tells him. A second later, Zorak kicks Gerudo in the stomach, knocking the wind out of our green, four-eyed friend. Zorak then rises into the air, where he hovers for a few seconds. "Aren't you the one who can stop time?" he asks. "Yeees," Gerudo barely manages to say. "Hmm, well it must suck that you can hardly breathe now, huh?" he asks with a smile. However, before Gerudo can even open his mouth, Zorak knocks him unconscious with a hard soccer kick to the head.
Notes:
Zorak won one Battle. PL raised by 2,431. He got a bunch of stuffed animals.
Gerudo lost one Battle. PL raised by 304.
188) Cell and THX-1138 vs. Slug vs. Tares vs. Handz vs. Vegita Jr.: Spar
Cell and THX stood there staring at the others. They decided to work together in today’s spar to see how good of a pair they are. Tares and his henchmen Handz decided to see if they would be able to match Cell and his henchmen THX. So as Tares and Handz charged at Cell and THX, Slug and Vegita Jr. start to battle it out.
Slug quickly encounters the oncoming Saiyan with a right hook. As Vegita Jr. stumbles back Slug delivers a punch into his gut followed by a sweep kick that sends him flying onto the ground. Slug then walks over towards the fallen Saiyan, but as he looks down Vegita Jr. begins to throw his own punches. So, Slug begins to go on the defensive and blocks Vegita Jr’s oncoming attacks. Vegita Jr. then jumps back to his feet and still remains to duke it out with Slug.
Meanwhile Handz had been completely knocked out by a THX kick to his head. So now it was Tares versus Cell and his henchmen. By the looks of it Cell and THX were getting the best of Tares. The Saiyan desperately fought the two off as the both delivered punches and kicks toward him. Just as it seemed the Cell and THX were going to make their move on Tares, Vegita Jr. came crashing into Cell.
While they were fighting, Slug had grabbed a hold of Vegita’s leg and tossed him across Kami’s into Cell. As Cell dusted himself off he looked down onto Vegita Jr. and said, "Goodbye you fool." He then placed his hand on Vegita Jr’s forehead and sent a charged energy blast, knocking him out. Tares had seen this and left THX to Slug and ran over to attack Cell.
After Slug threw Vegita Jr. into Cell he ran towards the speechless THX, Slug jumped up in the air and delivered a striking kick straight into his head. As THX hits the ground he quickly spins his body and sends an energy blast hitting Slug out of the sky. Slug lands back on Kami’s and watches as THX runs toward him bringing his right fist forward. As Slug sees this he throws a punch that smashes straight into THX’s, almost crushing it. THX then brought his left hand forward and stuck Slug’s arm that had blocked THX’s attack. As Slug’s arm bent backwards THX sent a kick straight into Slug’s stomach. Slug then stumbled backwards and began to mutter a few words to himself as he regained his strength.
Let’s take a moment to look back on Cell and Tares. After Cell had blasted Vegita Jr. he was tackled by the oncoming Tares. As Tares repeatedly threw punch after punch at Cell, Cell laid there with his arms up blocking the attacks. After a little while Cell grabbed a hold of Tares’s wrists and kicked Tares off of him. As they both got to their feet Cell said to Tares, "Keep on watching me." Just then Cell began to fly upwards and began to say taiyoken. Tares, though, being a smart saiyan saw this coming and quickly appeared under Cell and grabbed a hold of his ankle and pulled him down onto the ground.
As Cell hit the ground Tares slammed his foot straight into Cell's head, knocking him out cold. As Tares looked up he saw that Slug was a few yards away from THX. Tares called out to THX and said, "Come get some of this." As THX turned his head to see who said that all he heard was, "Kamehameha" being screamed from both the Namek and the Saiyan. As THX looked both ways he didn’t know what to do except stand there and take it like a man. Well an android man actually.
So now it was just Slug and Tares left. They charged at each other and began to use all the power they had left to deliver blow after blow. As the fight continued it seemed that Tares proved to be the more powerful and the faster of the two, but Slug was able to land a kick that sent Tares backwards. As Tares stumbled backwards he let go a kamehameha blast towards Slug, who was not expecting this. As it approached him he saw the fight flash before his eyes. It then landed straight into Slug’s chest. As Slug screamed in pain as the blast hit him he managed to take all of it because he was luckily wearing his first class saiyan armor, which proved to let Slug be the stronger of the two in the fight. As Tares looked onward he realized his fate and flew back wards defeated as he was hit by Slug’s invisible shogekiha attack.
Notes:
Cell defeated Vegita Jr., but was defeated by Tares. PL raised by 19,975.
THX-1138 defeated Handz, but was defeated by Tares and Slug. PL raised by 11,766.
Slug defeated Tares and THX-1138. PL raised by 43,813.
Tares defeated Cell and THX-1138, but was defeated by Slug. PL raised by 38,892.
Handz was defeated by THX-1138. PL raised by 2,206.
Vegita Jr. was defeated by Cell. PL raised by 3,351.
187) Kuririn vs. NPI Kaioshin: NPI Spar
Krillin has been on Kaioshin’s planet for quite some time now. Kibit has been going on about Krillin’s manners being inappropriate for such a holy place, and Krillin has become very stressed out about it. So he decided that the best way to relieve his stress was to get in a fight with Kibit. Well let me tell you, this did not go over well with Kaioshin. First, Kibit is still in intensive care. Second, Kaioshin feels that now is not the time to be taking out his aggressions on others. "Our anger should be channeled inward giving us focus in this difficult time," Kaioshin instructs Krillin. "However, I do realize that this is a very stressful time for you. Hildegarn is threatening your planet, and your clan is getting ready to defend the Earth without you. I assure you that what you are doing is the best thing you could be doing for your planet. However, we will take some time and spar. This will help you channel those negative energies and focus them towards a positive goal."
Anyway, the two faced off for their "friendly" spar. Krillin has to wear that stupid Kaio outfit so he’s not very happy. And I do believe that Krillin has no intention of being entirely friendly. Now that isn’t to say that he wants to beat up Kaioshin, it just means that Krillin doesn’t plan on losing. He will have his revenge on Kaioshin for forcing him to wear that stupid costume instead of his normal training gi.
Krillin blurs in and out of existence appearing behind Kaioshin. However, before Krillin can land a punch Kaioshin blurs away. Again and again this is repeated until finally Kaioshin lands an attack sending Krillin flipping backwards. He lands into a handspring and comes to his feet already launching himself into another attack.
The two combatants come together exchanging punches: block, punch, kick, punch, block. The two combatants part and stare each other down. Krillin’s eyes bore into Kaioshin’s skull sending evil vibrations towards his opponent. Well, actually he didn’t but he could have. The two combatants come together and Krillin kicks Kaioshin in the face sending him all the way around Kaioshin’s small planet to land behind Krillin. Kaioshin pulls himself up off the ground as Krillin looks around for his opponent laughing that same stupid embarrassed laugh he always laughs.
While Krillin is still looking for Kaioshin, Kaioshin blurs out of existence and appears in front of Krillin. He levels a punch to Krillin’s gut before he can prepare any defense. Krillin hunches forward in pain, but still manages to launch a counterattack at Kaioshin swiping his feet out from under him. Kaioshin is up almost instantly, however even that second gives Krillin time to recover and catch his breath. Before Kaioshin can land his next attack Krillin blurs around Kaioshin leaving after images all around his confused opponent. 3, 4, 5 passes later Krillin descends upon Kaioshin from above and levels a kick at Kaioshin’s head.
Only a fraction of a second before Krillin’s attack lands Kaioshin blurs away from Krillin appearing just above his bald opponent and sending him crashing into the planet. A cloud of dust flies up into the air. Before the air has cleared Krillin comes hurtling out of the dust and attacks Kaioshin in an assault so furious Kaioshin simply cannot defend himself. Again and again he is struck as Krillin’s attack continues unabated until Kaioshin is thrown to the ground by a swift kick to his chest.
Again Kaioshin pulls himself up. However, before he can even prepare himself for Krillin’s next attack Krillin takes a deep breath and yells "Time Freeze." The world stand still as Krillin walks towards Kaioshin sits down in a full lotus position. Krillin waits and waits still holding his breath. Minutes and then hours pass as Krillin meditates on his current situation. Days later time is still frozen and Krillin comes to a conclusion. He releases his breath yelling Taiyoken in the same instant. A brilliant flash then erupts blinding Kaioshin. After his opponent is blinded it is a simple matter for Krillin to extend one arm and hit Kaioshin across the back of the neck knocking him unconscious.
Notes:
Kuririn won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 131,807.
186) Paragas vs. Android #17: Battle
As Android #17 rests on Kaioshin's Planet, Paragas sneaks up behind him. Then suddenly and without any warning at all #17 jumps up and spins around, drawing his new Z sword and pointing it at Paragas. Paragas freezes and looks up. "Umm..... hi #17... I uh... I just wanted to look at your sword." he stammers. "Yea, I bet you wanted to look at it for a looong time." #17 snears. "Humph. Wanna fight?" Paragas asks. "Do I have a choice?" #17 replies. "Umm.. not really, no." Paragas says. "This time I'm gonna win."
#17 just stands up straight and looks at Paragas. "Gimme your best shot monkey boy." he says. Paragas stands up and starts launching energy blasts. #17 just starts dodging and flipping around the blasts. After a while Paragas starts to sweat, #17 looks like he is still getting warmed up. "Face it monkey boy, you may have more power, but mine lasts longer." 317 says as he jumps into the air. He crosses his arms and watches as Paragas bends over and tries to catch his breath.
"I'm gonna end this now." #17 says. He gives each arm a slight twist and pulls his hands off, then points his arms at Paragas. "HELLS FLASH!!" The blast slams into Paragas and knocks him over. "Now, Mr. Monkey boy, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" #17 yells, then lands and walks away.
Notes:
Paragas lost one Battle. PL raised by 4,101.
Android #17 won one Battle. PL raised by 51,668.
185) Namek-jin Henchman #1 vs. Black Colonel: Boss Battle
In the jungle, the quiet jungle, a Namek sleeps tonight. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, Black Colonel stalks with might. A weem away x16. In the village, the quiet village, a Namek wakes tonight. In the village, the quiet village, Black Colonel jumps in fright. AeeeeeEEEeeeEE uh mum away. Hush my darling, don't cry my darling, the Namek shows his might. Hush my darling, don't cry my darling, Black Colonel dies tonight. AeeeeeEEEeeeEE uh mum away. AeeeeeEEEeeeEE uh mum away. AeeeeeEEEeeeEE uh mum away.
Notes:
Namek-jin Henchman won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 25,000. He killed Black Colonel.
Black Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
184) Goten vs. Minosha: Battle
Goten had been looking forward to fighting Minosha all week and now was his chance. He had finally found him. As Goten approached Minosha he wasted no time and fired an energy blast at him. The blast exploded at the ground next to Minosha sending him flying backwards.
Minosha quickly jumped back to his feet in time to see Goten flying towards him, so he flew up towards Goten to meet him in mid-air. As the two fighters collided together they began to exchange blows. Goten being the quicker of the two was able to block Minosha’s combo of a jab and a high kick, and began to deliver a beating on Minosha. After he blocked Minosha’s kick he quickly began to drive his fist straight through Minosha’s stomach. As Minosha’s jaw dropped, Goten delivered a stunning kick straight into Minosha’s chin sending him crashing into Earth.
As Goten watched his opponent land on the ground he began to mutter, "Kame....Hame", but as Minosha regained his strength he noticed Goten powering up and decided to counter by using his taiyoken attack to blind him. Before Goten could finish saying "Ha" he began to scream about not being able to see. Minosha realized that this might be his only chance to win the fight sent his masenko blast towards Goten.
As Minosha looked forward at the clearing smoke from the blast he noticed Goten was still flying in the air breathing very heavily, but not harmed. Minosha also noticed that Goten had put up one finger and was now sending a blast of dodonpa at him. Minosha watched in disbelief as the attack exploded sending him flying across the earth knocked out.
Notes:
Goten won one Battle. PL raised by 8,398.
Minosha lost one Battle. PL raised by 1,050.
183) Goku Jr. vs. Raditsu: Spar
Goku Jr. had agreed to Spar with Raditsu, and since it really wasn’t really a fair fight Goku Jr., he agreed to let Raditsu hit him with every move he had. So Raditsu hit him with everything he had. And for the second time in two weeks Raditsu said "Watch the Birdie." And for the second time in two weeks it landed. And once again when the smoke cleared there stood an unscathed opponent. Raditsu’s jaw dropped and he simply stared in disbelief, mumbling to himself: "how could this be? How could this be? How could this..." Jr. then walks over to Raditsu and taps him on the shoulder sending him crashing to the ground in a stunned heap.
Notes:
Goku Jr. won one Spar. PL raised by 3,509.
Raditsu lost one Spar. PL raised by 51,958.
182) Raistlin vs. NPI Android #16: NPI Spar
Raistlin and #16 face off, then charge forward and start punching and kicking. Raistlin punches #16 as hard as he can in the jaw then jumps back. He crossed both arms and pulls his hands off, then point his stubs at #16. "HELL'S FLASH!!" The double blast slams into #16 and sends him stumbling back. Raistlin puts his hands back on and starts firing away with energy Blasts. #16 tries to block the blasts, and is succesful a few times. A cloud of dust begins to rise around #16. After another ten minutes Raistlin stops. The dust clears and #16 still stands, he lowers his arms and looks at Raistlin. "Good job kid." he says, then collapses. Raistlin walks over and looks at him. "Hey, cool, I win." he walks away and sits down to wait.
Notes:
Raistlin won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 335.
181) Grendal vs. Pan: Battle
Grendal had been feeling quite Saucy tonight. He just finished learning to fly and felt he needed to go beat up some innocent bystander, be it man or woman. Unfortunately for Pan, she was the first person he came across. "My my my. What do we have here? A poor defenseless female. Muah ha ha. Hmm... Is it just me, or do I seem to be getting strange... Oh well." So the small Saibaman drastically alters his course, taking a sharp angled dive towards the young quarter-Saiya-jin. He falls at a break-neck speed, growing growing faster and faster with each passing second. As he nears, he notices that she seems to be staring at something in the sky. "What the hell is she looking at?" Grendal thinks to himself. He comes to a grinding halt and jerks his head skyward. "Awww, shit," he says as his eyes widen in the pale moon light.
At about the same time, Pan begins to warp and grow. Within seconds, she is in full Oozaru and is quite pissed off for no reason in particular. Hey, it's a giant ape. Need I say more? Anyway, Pan jumps up and down, releaving a primal anger from some unknown source. After a few minutes of roaring madness, she finally notices the puny Saibaman floating at chest level. She lets out yet another deafening roar, scaring the bejesus out of Grendal. At this time, the Saibaman decides it would be in his best interests to RUN THE HELL AWAY! So he "gets on his horse" and "books" it. Well, needless to say, despite his agile ways, Pan is able to keep up and even overtake him at times.
After about ten minutes of playing cat and mouse, Pan growns bored with her play toy. As Grendal continues to run, she simply slaps him to the side, knocking the Saibaman out of the air. Grendal hits the ground hard, throwing dust and debris. He slowly climbs back to his feet, rubbing his aching head. "Did anyone get the license plate number on that truck?" he asks. A second later he finds himself flying through the air, passing between two large trees with an aching back. As he blacks out, he hears "It's good!" ring across the area. Pan watches the "football" fly over the horizon. Then she continues to ravage the landscape.
Notes:
Grendal lost one Battle. PL raised by 661.
Pan won one Battle. PL raised by 5,283.
179) Zorak vs. Android #18: Battle
Zorak and the android stand there face to face, not even two inches apart, staring each other down. After about five minutes, 18 makes her move and throws a punch that Zorak catches in his hand. He looks at 18 and shakes his head, but 18 quickly makes her next move sending a kick into Zorak’s chest. As Zorak tumbles backwards he regains his balance. As he looks at 18 he sees an energy blast coming straight for him. He quickly uses his defensive kiai scream and disperses the blast. He then runs in towards the android and jumps into the air leading his foot straight across 18’s face.
Android 18 recovers and sends a couple punches into Zorak’s gut, followed by a high back flip kick up Zorak’s body. As 18 lands on the ground she looks up smiling, only to see that Zorak had not been affected by her kick and was already charging up an energy blast for her. As he let his blast go 18 quickly sent a barrier around herself making sure the blast would not harm her, but as her shield disappeared Zorak was in front of her taking her out with a combo of punches to the head and a superb roundhouse kick to finish her off.
Notes:
Zorak won one Battle. PL raised by 2,206.
Android #18 lost one Battle. PL raised by 276.
178) Vegita Ou vs. Minosha: Battle
It was the best of times and the worst of times. Vegita Ou was the King of the Saiya-jins, but didn't feel like it since he wasn't even on Vegita. Nooo, he was stuck on this human infested planet called Earth. Not only that, but he hasn't been hired to do any work in the longest time. "Is Furiza mad at me or something? Why the hell hasn't he given me any work lately? Does he think I'm too weak for even planet conquering? Damnit. Hmm, maybe a revolt is in order," the King thinks to himself over and over. Eventually, his Saiya-jin blood begins to boil and he grows quite angry. Jumping into the air, he heads to the nearest human city, looking to take his anger out on some unfortunate human's.
Meanwhile in a nearby city, Minosha has been training his butt off. A few weeks ago, he got the strangest feeling that one of his former foes was alive again. He had no idea of who it could be, but he knew that he needed to continue training. Thus why he continues to train in his sword skills. Each day growing more and more growing more skillful. Just as he was getting ready to call it a day, he hears a loud explosion down the street. "What the heck?" he says to himself. Another explosion occurs and people begin to run around like chickens with their heads cut off. "I better check this out," Minosha says as he leaps into the air.
Minutes later he arrives at ground zero of one of the explosions. "Hmmm, I wonder what could have caused this," he thinks. He continues to look around for clues, hoping to be able to piece together the chain of events with his 4 levels of forensics. A few moments later, a large ball of energy slams into the ground behind him, sending Minosha flying into a nearby concrete wall. After a few seconds, Minosha gets back to his feet and shakes the cob-webs loose. "What the hell was that?" the young boy asks. "A boy your age shouldn't be using that kind of language," a deep voice says from behind the Konack. "Huh?" Minosha asks as he spins around, his hand shooting to the hilt of his sword. Behind him stands the King of the Saiya-jins, a large ball of energy glowing in his hand. "Shit!" Minosha yells as he pulls his sword free. Vegita Ou raises his arm and fires the blast, striking the boy in the chest. He flies through the wall once more, his sword knocked free from his hand. "Hmph, weakling," Ou says as he rises into the air.
Minosha slowly climbs back to his feet, his arm throbbing with pain. "Damn, I think it's broken," Minosha says to himself. Minosha looks around for his attacker. As he does so, he hears a loud "ha" echo over the area. His head shoots up and he sees Ou fire a Kamehameha at him. Time seems to slow down as it nears, Minosha's eyes growing wide with fear. The screen goes black and white as it hits, destroying several blocks of the city. Ou leaves before the dust even settles, hoping to kill a few more humans before the day's end. Minosha crawls out of an enormous crater, blood streaming from his mouth, nose, and forhead. He tries to go further, but ends up passing out.
Notes:
Vegita Ou won one Battle. PL raised by 6,094.
Minosha lost one Battle. PL raised by 762.
177) Goku Jr. vs. Puaru: Spar
Goku Jr. squared off to fight against the evil cat-demon-thing Puaru. He was really hoping this would finally be the fight to put him over the edge and let him become a Super Saiya-jin. He had chosen his opponent carefully. No one was more evil than this vicious animal. Puaru even has the red eyes characteristic of so many evil characters.
"Yes, today will be a good day," says Jr. to himself. "An evil will be cleansed from this earth and I will attain the rank of a Super Saiya-jin, joining Goku, Brolli, and Buu as one of the truly powerful."
The air tenses as Puaru makes a sudden move. "He’s just trying to mess with my head, such is the way of the evil cat-demon-thing. I will not let him shake my confidence. I will triumph over evil."
Some time passes and Puaru looks at Jr. and says "Meeoooowwww." This is simply too much for Jr. and he falls to the ground laughing hysterically. "Ah haha ha ha ha. I can’t believe you expect me to think that you’re evil. You’re a fucking cat for god's sake. I just can’t take you seriously. I could kill you with my tail. You’re insignificant. You’re worthless. I can’t even believe I bothered to fight you. What a waste of my time."
Jr.’s ridiculing laughter pushes the evil cat-demon-thing over the edge and he runs towards Jr. and proceeds to kick him repeatedly in the stomach with his stubby little legs. This throws him off balance the first few times, however he quickly recovers and resumes kicking Jr. with a renewed sense of confidence.
Hours later Jr. is still laughing and Puaru is still kicking him with his stubby little legs. Let us fast forward ahead. Hey wait where did they go. Oh, there they are. Ahhh yes. Puaru seems to have collapsed from sheer exhaustion and Jr. seems to have lapsed into unconsciosness from laughing so hard. Let us fast forward to see who gets up first.... And it’s Jr! No wait, he seems to have started laughing again and is now unconscious yet again. Let us fast forward a second time.... And the winner is: Jr. Damnit, I was cheering for the cat. Damn punk kid. You should of let the cat win.
Notes:
Goku Jr. won one Spar. PL raised by 1,520.
Puaru lost one Spar. PL raised by 51,897.
176) Slug and Tares vs. Cell vs. THX-1138 vs. Videl: Spar
Tares and Slug stand on Kami’s next to each other waiting for their opponents to arrive. Videl walks up and asks if they are ready to spar yet. Tares’ replies, "we are still waiting for Cell and THX". On the other side of the sanctuary, THX and Cell devise a plan to team up and double team Tares taking him out first. They both agree, and fly over to where the spar will be. THX and Cell land right behind Tares and say, "We are ready to fight now." As Tares turns around he sees Cell start the fight off with a punch straight into his jaw. As Tares recovers from the punch he sees THX already on the opposite side of him getting ready to deliver a kick into him. Tares quickly blocks THX’s kick, but as soon as he blocks the kick Cell throws another punch at Tares which again strikes him across his chin.
As Tares stumbles to regain his balance, he sees both THX and Cell charging from opposite directions. As they progress towards him, Tares quickly appears in front of THX and delivers an elbow into his stomach. Tares then quickly turns to his left and quickly begins to put up his guard for Cell’s oncoming attack. As they exchange blows THX regains himself and enters the fight again, now Tares is using one hand to try to defend both of THX’s and Cell’s attack. Tares eventually begins to miss block after block and is beating down onto the ground where Cell and THX deliver vicious kicks into Tares’s ribs.
Meanwhile Slug and Videl have been watching the fight and didn’t want to interrupt it because of how good it was. But Slug, being on Tares side, was realizing that Tares might have a little trouble dealing with two guys even though he is stronger. So him and Videl decide to help Tares out and enter the fight. "You take the big strong green guy and I’ll take his henchmen," Slug says to Videl. Videl nods and runs straight into the back of Cell.
As Videl collides into Cell’s back, Cell turns around and simply picked her up off the ground with one hand and threw her up in the air. Eventually Videl would land on the ground completely knocked out. As Cell realizes that Slug has joined the fight he raises his voice and screams, "Taiyoken!" As Slug looks at Cell the brightness of the light blinds him. Tares who was laying on the ground feeling his ribs crushed with his head straight in the ground was not blinded by the attack. As Tares looks up at Cell he sees his chance to make his move. He gets onto on of his knees and begins to mutter, "Kame. Hame. Ha!!!"
Cell, thinking Tares was still on the ground, never saw the attack coming, he stood there looking at the poor defensless Slug who was all caught in a fix about being blinded. As he looked forward he had an urgency to turn and look at Tares who he thought would be threw and saw a glimps of the beam coming towards him. "It’s all up to you THX," Cell says as his body hits the ground.
Tares now seeing that it was only THX, him, and the blinded Namek, he began to run towards THX. As he began to power up an energy blast in his hand for the android henchmen, his body began to crash flimsily across Kami’s Sanctuary.
Before Cell had used his taiyoken attack, Slug had seen where THX was standing and was ready to deliver a flurry of punches and kicks, but since he was blinded by Cell he grew very angry and decided to send his invisible Shogekiha attack towards THX making sure he would never see it coming. But now you got to remember THX couldn’t see it and neither could Tares, and Slug just plain and simply couldn’t see. So a whole bunch of sh*t happened, but you know who saw it? Videl. As she was tumbling back down to Kami’s, she knew what was happening for some reason and as she hit earth all she said was "Stupid blinded Namek." When Tares went to attack THX, Slug’s beam had slammed straight into the side of his head knocking him out with out any question.
Now it was THX and Slug standing face to face. As THX counted his blessing for Tares taking the attack, he began to charge up his powerful Kienzen attack. Slug not knowing where anybody was just stood there and taunted THX to hit him. We’ll THX hit him, yup, he sent in one huge kienzen attack the cut right threw Slug’s legs. As Slug stayed there in mid air, flying. THX then charged forward and lead with a punch square into Slug’s face. As Slug opened his eyes again he noticed he was able to see! So now the still flying Slug flew upward into the air and began to scream, "Kame". THX new what was coming and began to fly towards Slug. "Hame." THX flew as quickly as he could and began to power up two energy blast in his hands as he came closer. "Ha!" THX let his attack go. The two blasts collided in mid air, but as they hit Slug’s Kamehameha blast slammed through and blasted THX back toward the sanctuary. As Slug there looking down on the sanctuary he screamed in pain as he quickly regenerated his legs back.
Notes:
Slug defeated Tares and THX-1138. PL raised by 30,569.
Tares defeated Cell, but was defeated by Slug. PL raised by 23,082.
Cell defeated Videl, but was defeated by Tares. PL raised by 6,386.
THX-1138 was defeated by Slug. PL raised by 3,735.
Videl was defeated by Cell. PL raised by 3,096.
175) Android #17 vs. Trunks vs. Nail: Spar
Android #17 was quite eproud of himself. Well, he's always quite proud of himself. He is, after all, the greatest fighter ever created. Anyway, he was even more psyched because he had finally found the legendary Crystal Ball and could finally find items faster than anyone! A few days ago, Trunks and Nail arrived on the small planet of Kaioshin and challenged 17 to a spar. "Hmm, two easy wins. Sure!" 17 said. Nail and Trunks looked to each other and cocked an eyebrow.
So Nail, Trunks, and Android 17 met near the old oak tree after class. After some debate, 17 decided it would be best if the two "weaklings" were to fight it out first. He could then easily defeat the winner. The Namek and the Saiya-jin were quite indifferent about how this fight was going to take place. They knew that they were outmatched by 17 and kinda liked the idea of at least beating someone. So Nail and Trunks began the fight, each exchanging blows with the other. A punch here and a kick there, neither really hurting the other. After a few minutes of this, Nail grows quite bored and releases a blast of fire from his mouth. Trunks manages to dodge it, though it shocks the hell out of him. "Why the hell would a Namek ever learn that move?" Trunks asks himself. Well, obviously Nail did, though he never really thought about the consequences. As the stream of flame exits his mouth, the "skin" around his mouth begins to smoke. That's when he realizes something. "Shit! I'm a plant based creature!" he thinks as he catches fire. He bats the flames down within a few seconds, then looks at Trunks with an imbaressed expression.
The fight continues as Nail charges Trunks, blurring in and out of view. "Damnit, he's just too fast!" Trunks says to himself. A moment later, Nail's fist collides with Trunks' face, sending the warrior flying back onto the ground. Nail then jumps into the air and fires an energy blast at him. However, Trunks sees it coming and counter with a blast of his own. The two collide and destroy eachother. Trunks uses this moment to charge up some energy and ready his trademark technique. Still lying on the ground, he begins to move his arms around in a strange sequence. As the smoke clears, he thrusts his hands forward and fires a large beam of energy at the hovering Nail. Nail, being completely unprepared for such an attack, is consumed by the wave and falls to the ground, still smoking. Trunks walks over to him to make sure he's still alive. Sure enough, the tough green guy pulls through. Trunks turns to Android 17. "I guess it's you and me," he says.
Throughout the preceeding fight, 17 had been experimenting with his new toy. He had found that two Saibamen were looking for some flutes and that a cat-guy was looking for a capsule at the Capsule Corp. He didn't even give the fight a thought until they were done. "Okay," he says as he gets off the large rock he was sitting on. The android cracks his knuckles and pops his neck, then waves his hand in a "bring it" manner. Trunks grins and charges, leaping into the air in a kick. 17 sidesteps it and closelines the Saiya-jin to the ground, causing a loud crack to emmit. Trunks hits the dirt holding his chest, several of his ribs obviously broken. "Daaamn," Trunks says with some effort. "Hmm, that was quick. I guess we should call this over, unless you want to die of course," 17 says with a smile. Trunks continues to roll around in pain as 17 walks off.
Notes:
Android #17 defeated Trunks. PL raised by 4,556.
Trunks defeated Nail, but was defeated by Android #17. PL raised by 5,247.
Nail was defeated by Trunks. PL raised by 456.
174) Raditsu and Janemba vs. Furiza: Battle
Raditsu had been pursuing the evil Furiza for almost a week, but the bastard seemed to be just one set ahead of him. Finally he had decided that the reason he couldn’t catch Furiza was that he wasn’t evil and didn’t think evil thoughts. Therefore he had hired Janemba, or at least a miniature version of Janemba, to help him track down Furiza. They were only hours behind the elusive Furiza and Raditsu could almost rid himself of this disgusting lump of fat. As nightfall approached and the unlikely duo are about to call it quits for the day they crest a hill and spot a fire. Overcome by excitement, Raditsu charges forward and throws an energy blast into Furiza’s campsite. When the smoke clears Furiza is no where to be found. Raditsu looks around franticly and screams "NOOOOOOO. He’s escaped from me again." Just as Raditsu and Janemba turn around to leave Furiza’s campsite and make their own, Janemba’s left arm is cut off, well actually it’s more of a stub since Janemba is a big ball of flesh, and out of the trees they hear Furiza yell "Fuck that was supposed to kill him. How could I miss? He’s so damn big. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Die you Bastards!!!"
Raditsu prepares for the worst, and Janemba simply starts to cry like a baby. "Oh shut up you whinny bitch" yells Raditsu. How can Furiza watch the birdie with you crying like that." The blast flies out of Raditsu’s hand and intersects Furiza square in the chest. "I got it off. I it off. Yes. There’s no way Furiza could be alive now. No one could possibly withstand my super special mega attack. Up until now I’ve never successfully used it, but now I have landed it and there is no way I can be defeated."
The smoke clears and reveals an unscathed Furiza. Muah ha ha ha ha. Did you actually think I could be harmed by such a weak attack? You Saiya-jin’s truly are an inferior life form. I think I will have to rid the universe of your kind. Or at least of you."
"Ha Ha. Your power reading is not even 8,000. How can you expect to beat me with such a low power reading? What a fool." "Fuck off" replies Furiza as he charges the verconfident Saiya-jin hitting him in the face and sending him hurtling back into the fire.
"Ow Ow Ow Ow. Hot. I’m on fire. Stop drop and roll. Stop drop and roll. Ahhhhh. I’m no longer on fire." Before Raditsu can even recover his senses, Furiza flies towards him at a breakneck speed and rams into him. Again Raditsu flies backwards, this time into Furiza’s sleeping bag. Raditsu rolls around, becoming completely entangled in Furiza’s sleeping bag, and starts cursing uncontrollably: "fuck, shit, damn, crap, fuck, whore, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck."
After he disentangles himself from Furiza’s sleeping back, Raditsu looks around for Furiza. He sees a crying Janemba and asks if he’s seen Furiza. Janemba wipes the tears away from his eyes and shakes his head no. Only moments later Furiza leaps out of the trees and onto Raditsu. Furiza hits Raditsu again and again, hammering him into the ground. First his knees buckle and then he falls to the ground and then Furiza beats him into unconsciousness. Furiza then gets up and looks at the sniffling Janemba, he was crying remember, and flies off into the night.
Notes:
Raditsu lost one Battle. PL raised by 669.
Janemba lost one Battle. PL raised by 293.
Furiza won one Battle. PL raised by 7,682.
173) Paikuhan vs. Yamcha vs. Oolong: Battle
Paikuhan, Yamcha, and Oolong all face each other as best they can in an empty feild in the middle of somewhere. Oolong looks around with a worried look on his face. ~Where are left and righty?~ Suddenly Pikuhan and Yamcha both slam their feet into his head, one on each side. Oolong's worries are cut short as he falls to the ground. Then Pikuhan and Yamcha start fighting. Pikuhan keeps disapearing and re-appearing behind Yamcha, then kicking him. Yamch has trouble finding something to hit.
After a few minutes of the Pikuhan flies back and starts balsting away at the other warrior. Within minutes Yamcha lies in the dirt amidst a cloud of dust. Pikuhan lands and checks both warriors. "They're ok." then he walks away, triumphant.
Notes:
Oolong was defeated by Pikuhan and Yamcha. PL raised by 250.
Yamcha defeated Oolong, but was defeated by Paikuhan. PL raised by 2,056.
Paikuhan defeated Oolong and Yamcha. PL raised by 3,847.
172) Grendal vs. Android #16: Battle
Android 16 is lying out in an open field staring at the clouds in the sky, watching all the birds fly high above. He sees this weird ball in the sky and notices it’s coming right for him. He gets up and dodges it quickly. He stands there looking to see who it is, but cannot find the culprit who did this. Grendal appearing behind him jumps in the air with his feet locked onto Android 16’s head does a back flip toss. Android 16 gets up and flies into the air sending his fist right into Grendal’s face sending him backwards.
Android 16 charges at Grendal with a furry of punches that do not land, after which he then tries a kick that lands into Grendal’s stomach. As Grendal gets back up he says, "Enough is enough." And spreads his fingers across his face and shouts "Taiyoken." Android 16 being blinded can’t see, and Grendal comes at him with a knee to the gut and a devastating uppercut that sends him flying backwards knocking him out.
Notes:
Grendal won one Battle. PL raised by 2,957.
Android #16 lost one Battle. PL raised by 370.
171) Uubu vs. Rikum: Battle
Somewhere in the vast empty plains of Earth, the mighty Rikum of the Ginyu force and the fearless Uubu are duking it out. The fight started with words, but quickly moved to actions as Rikum ran out of good come-backs. At some point during their heated argument, Uubu called Rikum a mime. Though Rikum had no clue as to what a mime is, he still took offence of the label and became extrememly agrivated. Within seconds, Rikum was blurring all over the area. Uubu tried to keep up, but the large guy was just too fast. Eventually Rikum slammed into Uubu, sending the human reeling backwards. Uubu hit the ground hard, but got back to his feet quickly. Just a second ago, Uubu raised his hands to his forehead and shouted "taiyoken" as Rikum continued to blur around. A bright white flash of light illuminated the grassy field, stopping Rikum in his tracks. Blinded, the large man started to rub his eyes, then threw his arms around wildly, expecting Uubu to be nearby.
As we join them, Rikum continues to swing his arms about, attempting to hit someone who isn't there. Meanwhile, Uubu is trying to figure out how he's going to beat his foe. After a few seconds, Uubu blurs away, appearing behind the tall warrior. Rikum suddenly finds himself falling forward after a strong kick to his back. As Rikum falls forward, he spins around and throws an enery ball behind him. The blast soars wide, completely missing its target. Uubu, however, starts to think that Rikum can somehow see him. Rikum lands on his feet, quickly turning in the direction of the kick. He rubs his eyes once more, attempting to clear them out. However, Uubu blurred once more, slamming his foot into the back of Rikum's head. The Ginyu Force member flies forward and hits the ground hard. Uubu then charges up a large energy blast and tosses it at Rikum. As the blast nears, Rikum's vision finally comes back, allowing him to see it coming. He jumps to the side, barely managing to dodge it. Uubu continues to throw blast after blast until he eventually hits Rikum. The blast consumes his upper torso, knocking him back and unconscious. Uubu looks at the screen and wonders why this battle sucked so much.
Notes:
Uubu won one Battle. PL raised by 2,206.
Rikum lost one Battle. PL raised by 276.
170) Goku vs. NPI Majin Buu: NPI Spar
Anyway, on this bright beautiful Sunday morning Buu was preparing to show Goku the move again. Buu walked into the large crater left by his previous
The ease which with Buu launches this attack is simply too much for Goku who charges Buu, going SSJ. Goku proceeds to beat the living crap out of him, as he has quite a bit of hostility built up towards those demons of the pink demeanor on account of always being inferior in power to Buu.
Well anyway, Goku’s little temper problem doesn’t really cause any serious problems for Buu who is up and about in a few hours. That night, just like every night before, Buu shows Goku chapstick. And Buu shows it to him the next morning and the night after too. And surprisingly enough every time Goku manages to keep his temper. I think Goku manages to keep his temper the rest of the time because he isn’t hungry. On Sunday morning he slept in a little, it being the lord’s day an all, and missed breakfast so I think he was a tad irritable.
Notes:
169) Bardock and Seth vs. Koola: Spar
Koola crosses his arms and jumps into a spin kick, his tail slamming into Bardock. Bardock just ignores the hit and ounches Koola. Koola lets out a gasp and flies back, releasing an energy blast into Bardock. Bardock falls back a step and prepares a bright ball. "Now you lose mutant." Bardock launches the bright ball high into the atmosphere, watching it as it goes.
Suddenly the ball explodes in a bright light, then fades away. "What the!?" Bardock exclaims, then looks at Koola. Koola now stands in his second form, his hand pointed at where the ball was. "Shogekiha..." the furizan explains. A look of fear enters the Saiya-jins eyes as he back off, preparing another ball. "Oh no you don't monkey boy." Koola suddenly disappears and reappears behind Bardock, holding the monkey's tail. He pulls VERY hard on it, yanking it right out of the Saiya-jin. "Oopsie." Koola giggles. "AAAAAHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! OWWWW!!! AHHH!!!" bardock screams as he runs around holding his rear.
"I seem to have pulled it out. My bad." Koola drops the limp furry object, then begins to power up his next attack. "Ka...... Me..... Ha.... Me... HAAAAA!!!" The blue beam lances out and slams into Bardock, knocking him into the same mountain that Seth hit. Koola flys over and lands nearby. "Dont worry about the tail, it should grow back." he grins and walks away from the beaten warriors.
Notes:
168) Goku Jr. vs. Tenshinhan vs. Piccolo: Spar
All three take a fighting stance. Goku jumps at Tien, Piccolo launches a Makankosappo a both of them, and Tien slams a punch into GJ's face. All three stop and stare. Tien and Goku both look like a bomb went off in front of them, Piccolo is standing with two fingers pointed at them, and Goku is falling towards the ground.
"Umm.. what happened?" Tien says. "Ow..." Goku Jr. squeaks. "I hit both of you, and you hit him." Piccolo says as he straightens up. Goku Jr. hits the ground after one of those slow falls indicating severe pain. "Well, I win then." Tien says. Piccolo's eyes widen "HUH!?!" then Tiens fist hits him in the jaw. Piccolo spins around and hits the ground next to Goku Jr. Tien dusts himself off and waits for them to wake up.
Notes:
167) Vegita Jr. vs. Vegita Ou vs. Minosha: Battle
A few miles later, Minosha notices a strange blue light that seems to go from horizon to horizon. "What's this?" he asks himself. His inquiry is answered quite quickly as a large beam of energy slams into his back. Minosha is thrown forward from the explosion, skidding across the dirt. He slowly pushes himself back to his feet. Minosha turns around to find that his attacker is the one and only Vegita Ou. "Why'd you attack me?" Minosha asks. "Hmph, I'm the king of the Saiya-jins! I don't need a reason!" he says, firing an energy blast at the Konack. Minosha yanks his sword free from the sheath and deflects the blast. The small ball sails over the horizon, exploding several miles away. "Hmm, you're a little tougher than I would have thought," Ou says. Minosha grins and charges.
Meanwhile, Vegita Jr. has been sitting on a nearby rock. Originally, he was going to attack the mohawked child, but Ou stepped in. He jumps to his feet and stretches, watching as Minosha fails to slice Vegita Ou in half over and over again. "Hmm, maybe I should get involved in this," Junior thinks as he watches some more. "Yeah, this should be a push over." Junior leaps off his rock and "stealthly runs" towards the two warriors. Seconds later, he leaps into the air, flying right over their heads. The sudden appearance of the short Saiya-jin pauses the fight. However, Junior fires an energy blast at each of them, striking them smack dab in the middle of their chests. Ou and Minosha fly back, hitting the ground hard. The force of the blast sends Minosha's sword flying out of his hand. The steel saber sinks into the dirt, sending a loud "shink" through the air. "What the fuck dude?" Ou shouts as he gets back to his feet. Junior simply replies by sending an energy blast into his face. Ou slumps to the ground unconscious. Junior then turns to Minosha, who's trying to pull his sword from the ground. Minosha's eyes widen as Junior raises a hand to him. "Good night," Vegita Jr. says as he releases another blast. The ball smacks Minosha in the face, knocking him out as well. Junior walks over to their bodies and reaches into their pockets. He grabs some money and walks away.
Notes:
166) Raistlin vs. NPI Android #17: NPI Spar
After seeing Raistlin’s taunt, #17 runs forward at the other android. But as he begins to run forward Raistlin also run towards #17. As they meet Raistlin throws the first punch which is blocked by #17. He then throws another punch, which is again blocked. Raistlin then realizing that #17 has no other hands to block with then does a back flip kick sending #17
flying backwards.
As #17 kicks himself back up from off the ground he dusts off his body and looks at Raistlin and begins to run forward to teach him a lesson. As #17 throws a flurry of punches landing every single one. #17 seeing Raistlin hopes of winning sail away makes his move on ending this fight as he begins to raise his knee straight between Raistlin‘s leg, Raistlin catches #17’s knee in his hands.
Raistlin then looks up at #17 shakes his head and says, "No cheap shots today #17." He then takes out his other leg on a sweep kick. As #17 lands on the ground Raistlin is on top of him and sends two energy blasts straight onto #17 knocking him out cold.
Notes:
165) Android #17 vs. Paragas: Spar
#17 and Paragas face off. Paragas jumps forward and slams both hands into 17. 17 jumps back and launches an Energy Blast. Paragas slaps it aside and jumps forward again, hitting 17 in the jaw. After stumbling back, 17 pops his hands off and blasts Paragas a few hundred times with Hell's Flash, then puts his hands back on.
"Whoa! Good One." Paragas snears. Then launches a barrage of Energy Blasts at 17. Then Parags lets out a roar and grows two more hands, realeasing even more blasts. 17 continuously dodges, gets hit, dodges as falls down over and over again until Paragas stops and starts taking deap breaths. 17 stumbles as he walks forward.
"Pargsss.. thoo you are stroonger.. I cannn-not git tired... eeeehhhhh." 17 falls face first into the dirt, a dull clink is heard. Paragas stands tall, looks down at his foe and says, "I win." then walks off a few yards or so before falling down in
exhaustion.
About an hour later 17 regains stability and full function, he opens his eyes and sees a small reflection. "Huh? WOW!! THE CRYSTAL BALL!!" he yells and he digs it out of the mud and runs off. Over to the left where Paragas landed, he looks up. "Huh? Ah crap, I was gonna take those from him." Then his head falls back and hits the ground.
Notes:
164) Koola, Grendal, and Zorak vs. Raditsu and Grimlock vs. Uubu vs. Tares vs. Janemba vs. Yamcha vs. Bardock vs. Goten: Spar
Anyway, the three groups faced off against each other. The three groups charge each other. After a furious series of punches and kicks the combatants separate leaving a helpless Grimlock motionless in the dirt. He simply could not keep up with the rest of the fighters. Silly Saibaman.
Goten and Raditsu stare at Yamcha and Janemba, while they stare right back. Which of course leaves Uubu out of the mix again. Uubu’s head swivels rapidly back and forth from one group to the other and back. Both groups of fighters patiently wait while he makes his decision. Again and again his head moves back and forth until all of a sudden he stops moving. Well, his head stops moving, but his eyes continue to move around for quite some time. Silly eyes.
Once Uubu’s eyes settle down inside his head, Uubu takes one last look at the Evil side and walks straight away from those Good characters and towards the Evil ones. After Uubu has joined the Evils, Yamcha steps forward and taunts the Good characters. "How do you like us now, huh? You don’t have more people than us now. You’re stupid henchman is lying over there unconscious and bleeding. What a wimp. I guess he just couldn’t keep up. What a silly Henchman."
This taunt is simply too much for the excitable Goten who charges forward to protect the honor of Raditsu’s henchman. Instantaneously he is engaged by Yamcha, Janemba, and Uubu. However, his three assailants are poorly organized and Goten is able to dodge their clumsy attacks. Moments later Raditsu enters the fray and sends Yamcha flying backwards into a nearby river. Silly river.
Raditsu’s surprise attack leaves Janemba and Uubu significantly outclassed and they are quickly sent into the river to join their compatriot. "That’s what you get for calling my henchman silly, you bastard" says Raditsu. However, before Raditsu can finish his taunt Koola jumps across the river and says "I saw you picking on my fellow evil-doers and decided I would correct your bad behavior." With this Koola charges the Good pair intent on splattering their brains out. Silly brains.
Koola delivers a flying roundhouse kick to the side of Raditsu’s head knocking him unconscious. However, Goten realizes that he is outclassed and takes to the air praying that Koola won’t follow him. After knocking Raditsu retarded, Koola turns to Janemba, Yamcha, and Uubu who are dragging themselves out of the water completely dripping with water. He looks at them and says, "you clearly needed my help you silly helpless people."
"However, even your feeble evil skills can dispatch this one remaining Good guy. Thus, I will leave you to your evil work." Before Koola can jump back across the river Bardock and Tares crest a nearby rise and toss an energy blast up Koola’s nose. Well, not literally up, but...Oh, whatever. When they have Koola’s attention Bardock starts to speak: "we’ve been looking for you for quite some time. I should have figured that you’d be picking on some weaklings like this. What a silly loser."
"Okay, it’s time for you to die," says Tares. "What are you talking about Tares. I told you he was mine," Bardock says. "Whatever, you said you would like him. I never said you could have him. Why don’t we just share him," Tares replies. "No way Tares. I’m not sharing with you. You’re a liar and a cheat," Bardock says. "Am not." "Are too." "Not." "Too." "Kiss my ass," yells Tares. "If you think you can handle him why don’t you kick my ass first," shouts Bardock. "O.K. First of all we all know I can kick your ass, and second no one wants to kiss your ass. Even the Phillipino whores wouldn’t kiss it. They have standards you know. So how about I let you go fight Koola and get your ass kicked, and then I’ll run in and save you. How’s that sound. I mean you were talking trash why don’t we see if you can back it up?" "Ummm, that’s okay. You don’t need to prove anything. I believe you. You can have Koola all to yourself," Tares says. "You know," responds Bardock, "I think I just might take you up on that offer." However, unbeknownst to the newest Duo to enter this silly little extravagance, Koola had snuck up behind them and bashed Tares across the head with a...well, his head. I guess then it would be a headbutt, but it was much more of a bash than a butt. Silly head attack.
Koola’s dastardly trick sends Tares hurtling to the ground. He hits his head on the ground, ironic isn’t it? Well anyway, the impact sends what little brains Tares has for quite a ride and he becomes violently dizzy. So dizzy that he losses his lunch...and quite a big lunch it was. You have to remember he’s related to Goku. Silly Goku.
Lets all have a quick laugh at Goku’s expense now.
Back on topic, Tares’ lunch lands right on Bardock’s new shoes. Now, Bardock spent quite some time saving up for these shoes and saying he was unhappy with Tares really doesn’t do what happened justice. Bardock pretty much goes postal. Silly postal workers.
Bardock’s postal attack sends the already disfunctional Tares into another time zone, but since no one other than Tares really cares about him -- I mean his mother is dead and his father, Bardock remember, just sent him into the other time zone -- I won’t elaborate. This leaves Koola to face Bardock, a situation he is not relishing. On a side note, I don’t like relish; it isn’t the least bit silly. Or is it? I forget. How silly of me.
All this activity has mesmerized the Evil and the Good characters, however our friend Uubu was not so inclined as to watch and he decided that this moment of climax was the exact moment to spring his trap and betray his evil friends. Uubu attacks the bedraggled Yamcha and Janemba, sending Yamcha back into the water, but he gets his fist stuck in the mass of flesh that is Janemba. "Yuck! This is disgusting. How did you let yourself get like this?" Janemba turns towards Uubu and laughs at the size of his puny little arm. "Ha Ha, you little worm. Now I’ll show you how to be truly evil." However, Uubu’s initial assault upon Yamcha brought Goten back to attention and he expressed mailed a Kamehameha down to Uubu and Janemba. Silly characters attacking each other.
Uubu and Janemba hear someone yelling "Kame...Hame...Ha" and look up just in time to see the attack descend upon them and send them hurtling back into the water. This attack in turn brings Koola’s attention down upon Goten. Koola jumps into the air and throws Goten back to the ground. He pulls himself up off the ground and prepares for the next onslaught. You know? I used to have a game called Onslaught. What a silly game.
However, the attack never comes as Bardock used this opening to attack Koola. Bardock sends Koola down to the ground, angry and bitter at Koola’s evil ways. Up until now Grendal and Zorak, Koola’s henchmen, have been hiding and waiting for an opportune moment to strike. Seeing their master so harshly beset by a crazed saiyan they throw themselves upon Bardock in a hopeless attempt to save their master. Silly henchmen.
Bardock quickly dispatches the two lowly henchmen and then turns to resume his beating upon Koola only to discover that he is nowhere to be found. "He buggered off," says Bardock in a suitably English accent. Silly accent.
Notes:
163) Furiza vs. Little Fr.: Spar
So, Little Fr has to try to tag Furiza if he touches him he wins the game and the spar if not he loses, but the only other problem is he only has five minutes to tag him. So they set the timer and Furiza begins to run around in circles around Little Fr. He then started running up and down hills, all while Little Fr is sending energy blast after energy blast at the much faster Furiza. Furiza realizing he has a large distance between him and Little Fr decided to sit down and wait a little bit. As Little Fr made his way towards Furiza he noticed Furiza was turned the other way so he sent an energy blast to try to knock Furiza out so he could easily tag him, but as he send the energy blast at Furiza he only nicked Furiza’s arm. So as Furiza turned in surprise he looked at Little Fr who was charging towards him.
Furiza being pissed that Little Fr hit him with an energy blast tried to control himself and not lose the spar. So he ran straight towards Little Fr and leaped right over the top of him as Little Fr dove at his legs to try to get him. As Furiza taunted Little Fr as he laid on the ground he crept closer and closer towards him, trying to be as sneaky as he can to not be touched. Furiza now was nearly two inches away from Little Fr who was now laughing in his mind knowing that he could easily tag him now. So as Furiza began taunting him again Little Fr reached out and grabbed Furiza’s leg, but seconds before he grabbed Furiza a noise began to ring through out the ears. "Ding, Ding, Ding," as the both turned to see what the noise as the saw that the time was up on their timer and the game of tag had ended.
So Furiza remained champion of tag by just a few seconds. Little Fr banged his head over and over again on the ground. He was so close on beating Furiza at tag, but he couldn’t pull the win off in time.
Notes:
162) Paikuhan vs. NPI Kuririn: NPI Spar
Paikuhan had been training with Kuririn for what seemed like years. The bald little man’s happy and silly attitude was driving him nuts. The worst was when he laughed and his mouth opened in that wide bad cartoon way. My god, didn’t he know how annoying it was. Or what about when he was embarrassed and his cheeks turned red and he put his hand behind his head. What is his hand doing? It’s not like he has any hair to push back or anything. He shaves his head for god’s sake. And he does that every day so he couldn’t even be checking for growth. He doesn’t give it time to grow. "Damnit!!!" says Paikuhan to himself. "I just can’t take it any more. Don’t you get it? You’re fucking annoying. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I give up. I can’t even bear to look at your ugly bald head anymore." Paikuhan calmly walks away leaving an astounded Kuririn standing in an open field looking at Daisies and trying to figure out what is going on. Much as always he blushes and puts his hand behind his head. He even opens his mouth far wider than should be humanly possible.
Notes:
161) Slug vs. Nappa: Battle
After about 30 or so, Roshi pulls out the last two and stares at them. "Now where did these come from?" he asks himself. Slug and Nappa wonder what he's talking about so they glance over his shoulder. The two magazines are a Saiya-jin and Namek (if there's such a thing...) porn. "Now why would I want these?" Roshi asks again. "Hey, I don't suppose you guys want em?" Nappa and Slug look at each other, then shrug their shoulders. "If you're just going to throw them away, then sure," Nappa says trying to remain cool. "Hmm, well I can't really just give them to you. I know, how about you two fight for it? The winner gets their magazine," he says as he waves the collection of paper around. Slug and Nappa look at each other again, then turn to Roshi. "It's a deal!" they shout in unison. Nappa and Slug head outside to face off. Having fought several times in the past, they both know how tough the other is. Nappa, however, 'knows' that he will win. He is, after all, a Saiya-jin Elite.
Nappa and Slug begin the fight without so much as a thought. They zip around the island, punching and kicking each other, neither one seeming to hurt the other. After a while, Slug shoots into the air, firing two invisible beams of energy from his eyes. Nappa jets after him, but gets hit by the blasts. As he falls back to the ground, Slug draws his hands back and starts to gather energy. "Kame," he says slowly. Nappa hits the ground as Slug says "hame." The Saiya-jin jumps back to his feet just in time to hear Slug shout "ha!" His head jerks into the air and his eyes widen as he watches the massive wave of energy approach. With only seconds to react, Nappa blurs out of the way, reappearing behind Slug. However, Slug was expecting this. As Nappa comes back into view, Slug spins around and kicks him, sending him flying back towards the island. The Namek then sends another Kamehameha at him, which follows him to the ground. The blast slams into Nappa seconds after he slams into the sand. Slug hovers to the ground and heads back inside. "Done already?" Roshi asks. "Yup, where's my mag?" Slug asks. Roshi hands him a soggy collection of paper. "Enjoy," he says with a smile. Slug drops it and turns on the television. "I wonder what's on HBO," he says.
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160) Cell vs. THX-1138 and Plant Manager: Spar
"1, 2, 3. Go!" THX yells as he watches plant manager run towards Cell who’s waiting for the spar to begin. As plant manager heads towards Cell he realizes that he’s alone and stops a couple inches before Cell. He looks back to see where THX was, but as he turns his head Cell gives him a kick straight into his back. As plant manager tumbles to the ground Cell lands on top of him after THX came from behind and gave Cell an identical kick in the back.
As THX makes his move to pick Cell up, Cell counters with a sneaky kick to THX’s shin. Cell then gets up and delivers a beating on THX with continuous kicks to the stomach of THX. Cell knowing that he is much stronger then his henchmen decides to go slower then he normally would allowing THX to block a couple of his kicks. After a couple of blocks THX takes the offensive and sends a punch straight into Cell’s chest, but to his surprise Cell simply brushes off his attack.
As all this was going on plant manager had been standing at a safe distance and was charging two energy blasts in his hands. After he saw Cell basically take no harm to THX’s punch he decided to help out and send in his blasts. As the blast closed in on his target, Cell quickly turned his head as he somehow seen the attack coming and quickly flew in the air to avoid contact with the blast.
As the blast flew under Cell, it did not avoid the shocked THX who was now on the ground after plant manager’s energy blast collided with him. As plant manager looked at THX in disbelief of his terrible accuracy he did not think about looking up at the incoming Cell who quickly knocked plant manager out with his fist slamming straight threw the side of his head. Cell looked around at the bodies on the floor and said, "I hope you two learned a couple new moves and techniques after today’s spar, but I’m going to go find the nearest party, so when you two wake up you can come join me."
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159) Goku Jr. vs. Bardock: Spar
Several hours later when Bardock comes to his senses he looks around and sees the remains of his house and charges towards it digging through the pile of rubble yelling "Optimus, Starscream, Wheeljack, Bubblebee, Omega Supreme where are you? Call out if you can hear me."
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158) Piccolo vs. NPI Furiza: NPI Spar
The two warriors face off, standing several feet away. "Well Namek, are you going to attack, or just stand there all day?" Furiza taunts. Piccolo grits his teeth and charges, throwing a punch. Furiza dodges, kicking kneeing Piccolo in the chest. With Piccolo still hanging in midair, Furiza preceeds to slam fist after fist into his gut. Wide-eyed, Piccolo slumps to the ground coughing. As Furiza walks away laughing, Piccolo catches his breath and stands back up. He shout, "Time freeze" and takes a deep breath. Furiza's laughter fades as time comes to a stop. "Now I will show you how to fight," Piccolo thinks. The Namek warrior walks over to the tyrant and circles around him, looking over his frozen form. "So powerful, yet so helpless. Geez, I'm starting to sound like him. Maybe I've been around him too long," Piccolo thinks.
Piccolo walks out in front of Furiza, stoping about a hundred feet away. He turns and faces him, charging up a large energy blast in front of him. Now struggled to hold his breath in, he finished building up the blast. Piccolo lets his breath out, allowing time to resume. The air is once again filled with Furiza's laughter, until he notices that Piccolo is now in front of him. "Nani!" he shouts. "Chobakuretumaha!" Piccolo screams as he snaps his hands forward. A massive energy blast zooms towards the wide-eyed Furiza. With only microseconds to react, Furiza jumps to the side. However, the energy blast catches his right shoulder, removing his arm and a good portion of his upper torso. The blast continues over the horizon, exploding in the distance. Piccolo, having used most of his energy for the blast, falls to one knee, breathing deeply. Furiza begins to cuss in some unknown language as he approaches the Namek. However, before Furiza can do anything to him, Piccolo slumps to the ground, passing out.
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157) Puaru vs. Vegita: Battle
Vegita jumps forward and slams his foot into the side of Puaru's head, sending him skittering along the tiled stone floor. Puaru slides to a halt and stands up, then turns to face Vegita. "Was that it?" he then shape-shifts into a form similar to Vegita and sends a barrage of energy blasts at his opponent.
"Puny cat, you'll never win." Vegita says as he jumps up into the air. He powers up a massive energy ball in his hands, then throws his hands out, palms forward. "GALICK-HO GUN!!!" The blast slams into the ground at Puaru's feet, sending him flying into the air. He hits a tower and slides down it, coming to a rest on the ground, not moving. "Worthless opponent." Vegita sneers as he lands and walks into the Sanctuary.
A while later Puaru shakes himself awake and shifts back to his normal form. "Crap, I lost." He says, then walks into the sanctuary.
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156) Gohan vs. Nail: Battle
Meanwhile, Gohan had been pacing back and forth in a fury of anger. "I can’t believe I died, somebody will pay for this." He turns his head to his left and then to his left, but drops to his knees as he notices that nobody is around. "Where is everybody, I just finished with training Paragas but he said he had to go find some RR army dood." Gohan then hears somebody scream in pain and he turns straight behind him in surprise to find Nail rolling on the ground.
As Nail made his way forward towards him he had stubbed his toe and was now rolling in pain. Gohan realizing that Nail is no match for him in a head to head fight when he is healthy decides whether or not to fight him. "It just doesn’t seem right to attack someone so weak while he’s down on the ground." Gohan shakes his head in disagreement with himself and runs straight at Nail delivering a punishing field goal kick straight into Nail’s gut. As Nail’s body drags across the ground, Gohan quickly runs over to him and helps him up.
"Nail, I’m sorry I do not know what came over me," Gohan says as he dusts off Nail’s back. Nail, being smart enough to know that Gohan will probably attack him again, uses his zanzoken attack to escape from Gohan. "Hehehehe, you can fight me if you can catch me," Nail mutters as he blurs in and out of Gohan’s sight. "Nail is fast, Nail is real fast, he moves as if he’s Flash," Nail thinks to himself as he looks at Gohan from time to time. Gohan raises his hands straight in the air with one palm in front of the other. "What’s he doing," Nail wonders. "He’ll never be able to hit me." Just then Gohan brings his hands down and releases his masenko attack straight in front of him.
Gohan then begins to run again after Nail’s body that is moving lifeless across the ground. As Gohan approaches he notices that Nail’s eyes are completely closed. "Maybe he’s dead already." As Gohan wonders about his question he picks the seemingly dead body up and begins to throw punch after punch at Nail while holding him with one hand. After a furious uppercut Nail is sent flying in the air. Gohan then flies up to meet him with a kick to the chest. As Nail is sent backwards his eyes open finally and see that Gohan is flying straight at him.
Nail realizes this might be his only chance to save himself so he powers up an energy blast and sends it at Gohan. As Nail looks forward he sees the blast explode leaving a cloud of smoke in front of Nail’s eyes. But what Nail didn’t see was that an energy blast was sent out by Gohan to collide with his blast. So as Nail wipes the sweet from his forehead Gohan then flies through the cloud of smoke and crashes into Nail’s body with his fist straight into the chin of Nail. Nail being completely defenseless gets knocked out from the blow and begins tumbling to the ground. As Nail opens his eyes he looks around to find that Gohan is no longer there.
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155) Paragas vs. Red Colonel: Boss Battle
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154) Tares and Handz vs. Trunks: Battle
A few hours pass and Trunks comes across two men walking down a road. Well, one man and a Saibaman really. "Hmm, maybe they'll fight me. Yeah! If I jump them, they'll have to fight me!" Trunks thinks. As the two near, Trunks jumps out of the bush he was hiding in and blocks their path. Tares and Handz jump into a fighting stance, ready to defent themselves. Trunks laughs at their reaction, then charges, throwing a fist into the Saibaman's face. The impact sends Handz flying back. He bounces a couple of times, but moves no more. "Handz! Are you alright?!?" Tares shouts. After a few seconds and no answer, Trunks begins to chuckle a little. Tares slowly turns to his foe and becomes angry. "You bastard!" he shouts and charges. In the blink of an eye, Tares is next to Trunks, kneeing him in the gut. Trunks doubles over, his hand braced on the ground. "I will make you pay for this!" Tares tells Trunks. As Tares moves towards Trunks for another attack, Trunks jumps to his feet and throws a handfull of dust into Tares' face. Blinded, Tares stumbles back and falls onto his butt. Trunks watches this and begins to laugh as Tares starts to sneeze uncontrollably.
17 sneezes later, Tares gets control of himself and gets back to his feet. He glares at his attacker with a new found hatred. Trunks' laughter dies down, Tares' stare chilling him to the soul. "Dude, can't you take a joke?" Trunks asks. Half a heartbeat later, Trunks' head seems to disappear from his shoulders, only a bloody stump remains. As Trunks' body falls to the ground, Tares walks over to Handz holding his opponent's head by its hair. He tosses it to the side and picks up his friend, heading back down the road.
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153) Namek-jin Henchman vs. Black Admiral: Boss Battle
A car screams around the corner and heads straight for the namekian henchman. The warrior jumps up into the air and kicks the front of the car, stopping it in its tracks, and sending the admiral through the windshield. "You are late." says the namekian as he pulls his foot out of the crumpled mess that is almost recognizable as a car.
The admiral pulls his face out of the mud and looks at the green warrior. "How dare you do such a thing to me!!" he screams, then jumps at the namekian. The warrior steps aside and knees the admiral in the chest, a few cracks are heard as some ribs break. Then the warrior lowers his hand and point it at the admiral.
"I hate it when people are late." he fires an energy blast into the back of the admiral, leaving a smoking hole in the ground. The namekian walks off into the distance, leaving a crumpled car and a small hole in the ground as the only evidence of anyone having been there.
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152) Koola vs. NPI Goku: NPI Spar
Koola being pissed that he couldn't lay around and get a break jumps up ad charges at Goku. As he approaches, Goku flies up in the air ready to defend against Koola's attack. As Koola looks up at Goku he decides to start off big and releases a Kamehameha blast at Goku.
Before Goku could even flinch in pain Koola is already beating him with numerous attacks to his ribs. As Goku feels his ribs beginning to be crushed he grabs Koola's wrist a he swings with his next attack. Sweat pours from Koola's face as he realizes Goku had just gained the upper hand by halting his attack. Within seconds Goku had spun out behind Koola an gave him an elbow to the back of his head. As Koola tumbles forward Goku flies straight into him. As they descend down to Earth, Koola desperately tries to get Goku off his back. Withstanding Koola's attack Goku refuses to let go and sends them both into the ground, with Koola taking the initial blow.
After about a minute of laying there Goku finally pushes himself up and says to Koola, who is out cold, "I think we had enough training for the day."
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151) Goten vs. Zaabon: Battle
Returning to the story, Zaabon spots Goten reclining on his patio and zooms down to greet him. "Hello you pansy ass Good character," says Zaabon. "And yes I know I look like a pansy too, but give me a damn break. I can’t change into my second form yet okay. Cut me some fucking slack. At least I’m not a goody little 2 shoes. So don’t even bother talking back to me because I’m about to snap and there’s no telling what I might do. Let’s just fucking fight."
"I’m five I like to fight," responds Goten in a suitably childish manner. "I know you’re five that’s why you’re a fucking pansy. Didn’t you listen to me when I told you to keep your mouth shut? Apparently not." Without waiting for a response Zaabon blurs in and out of existence, appearing directly in front of Goten, and kneeing him in the...that’s right folks you guessed it...the stomach. Goten doubles over gasping for breath as Zaabon throws him to the ground and starts kicking him in the foot causing irrevocable damage to his arch support. "Muah ha ha ha ha ha. You will never be able to walk again," says Zaabon. "Try and get up you good fool."
Goten springs to his feet saying "I’m unaffected, I’m unaffected. Ow, damnit that hurts. You bastard, now I’m gonna have to walk around like Forrest Gump." "Goten dear, you know I don’t like it when you use language like that," yells Chi Chi out the window from the kitchen. "I don’t know what to do. My son's becoming a deliquent. Oh Goku, where are you?" "That’s right little boy, you shouldn’t use such language. Muah ha aha hah aha hah," Zaabon’s voice resounds as he flies off into the distance.
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Goku had been training for quite some time with Majin Buu, trying to learn some unpronounceable attack that his miniscule brain cannot in the least comprehend. What it really comes down to is Goku thinks that it looks really cool. Learning from Buu is rather difficult, as he doesn’t really teach you very much. You have to learn by example. So Buu had been demonstrating
Goku won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 500,000.
Bardock and Seth face off against the infamous Furizan known as Koola. Koola's tail waves around in an impatient manner waiting for the fight to commence. "Come on weaklings, lets dance." Koola growls. "Fine, Seth, attack." Bardock orders. Seth jumps forward and almost immediately flies backwards. Bardock watches him slam into a mountain. "Shoot." Then turns back to Koola. "I'll get ya fer that." He says as he charges forward.
Bardock lost one Spar. PL raised by 4,506.
Seth lost one Spar. PL raised by 4,506
Koola won one Spar. PL raised by 59,429.
Goku Jr. and Tenshinhan both apear next to Piccolo. "So, you made it." Piccolo says in that way too serous tone of his. "Yup." Tien says in a similar tone. "Sure did." Goku says in that tone of voice known only to those in Goku's family, "Lets rumble."
Goku Jr. was defeated by Piccolo. PL raised by 29,290.
Tenshinhan defeated Piccolo. PL raised by 146,445.
Piccolo defeated Goku Jr., but lost to Tenshinhan. PL raised by 328,003.
Somewhere on the massive Planet Earth, Minosha is practicing his swordsmanship. Thrust, parry, slash. Known as one of the greatest Sword Saints in the land, he is always practicing. However, he had onther matters to attend to. Namely his teacher, Gohan. He resheaths his sword and heads down the road, planning on rejoining his instructor.
Vegita Jr. won one Battle. PL raised by 12,068. He stole 650 Zeni from Vegita Ou and 650 Zeni from Minosha.
Vegita Ou lost one Battle. PL raised by 783. He lost 650 Zeni.
Minosha lost one Battle. PL raised by 726. He lost 650 Zeni.
Both the androids stand about 20 yards away from each other, staring the other down. Raistlin begins to crack his knuckles to try to intimidate #17. Raistlin has been working hard and he desperately wants to win this spar. As they watch each other waiting for one to make his move Raistlin brings up his hand and signals Android #17 to come to him.
Raistlin won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 233.
Android #17 walks around the planet looking for a crystal ball. Suddenly Paragas lands in front of him. "Yo dude, ya found that Crytal Ball yet?" Paragas asks. "Nope, still searching. I'm getting close, I can feel it." #17 replies. "Hmm, well lets spar." "K."
Android #17 lost one Spar. PL raised by 3,605.
Paragas won one Spar. PL raised by 6,025.
Raditsu, along with his henchman Grimlock, had decided to spar with Uubu, Janemba, Yamcha, and Goten. Before they had even started sparring several little cliques had formed. Goten and Raditsu had formed their group of Good characters, while Yamcha and Janemba had formed one of the Evil characters, and Uubu, being the only Neutral character, was excluded from a group. Ha Ha. Silly Neutral characters.
Koola defeated Raditsu, but tied Goten and Bardock. PL raised by 23,294.
Grendal was defeated by Bardock. PL raised by 5,846.
Zorak was defeated by Bardock. PL raised by 5,846.
Raditsu was defeated by Koola. PL raised by 3,574.
Grimlock was defeated by Yamcha. PL raised by 210.
Uubu defeated Yamcha, but was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 1,379.
Tares was defeated by Bardock. PL raised by 7,308.
Janemba was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 329.
Yamcha defeated Grimlock, but was defeated by Uubu. PL raised by 437.
Bardock defeated Tares, Zorak, and Grendal, but tied Koola and Goten. PL raised by 34,874.
Goten defeated Uubu and Janemba, but tied Koola and Bardock. PL raised by 25,732.
As Furiza and Little Fr stand there face to face Furiza decided to give him a little challenge, they are going to play a game of tag. Little Fr can use his energy blasts to try to slow Furiza down, but Furiza cannot use any thing. So they do paper scissors rock to see who is it first. Furiza, knowing Little Fr always picks rock, picked paper and won. No surprise there.
Furiza won one Spar. PL raised by 286.
Little Fr. lost one Spar. PL raised by 301.
What really goes on in Paikuhan’s Mind: Part 1 of 17
Paikuhan lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 221.
"Woohoo!" the wise Master Roshi shouts as he runs down the stairs. He comes to a stop at the kitchen table, staring at Nappa and Slug. "Guess what today is," he says. "Uh, is it Wednesday?" Nappa asks. "No, it's Sunday you moron," Slug replies. "Wrong! It's nudie magazine day!" Roshi exclaims. Slug and Nappa shake their heads slowly as Roshi runs out the front door. "I hope I'm never that old," Slug tells Nappa. A few minutes later, Roshi comes running back inside with a large brown paper sack. He plops down in a chair next to them and starts pulling out magazine after magazine. Titles such as Big 'Ol Boobies, Women over 80, and The Girls of DBZ begin to stack up on the table.
Slug won one Battle. PL raised by 21,703.
Nappa lost one Battle. PL raised by 2,171.
THX and plant manager stand next to each other trying to figure out a game plan for their spar against Cell. "I think you should go first and I’ll attack him from the back," THX says. "No way I’m not strong enough," Plant Manager responds. "Fine, we will both go after him at the same time," THX explains to plant manager.
Cell won one Spar. PL raised by 12,310.
THX-1138 lost one Spar. PL raised by 3,254.
Plant Manager lost one Spar. PL raised by 2,603.
Bardock had been whining for days to the rest of Hageshi Saegi: "Please spar with me please, please, ppllleeeeeaaasssssseeee spar with me." Eventually Tien got sick of listening to him and he sent Goku Jr. to spar with him. And as you might have guessed the outcome was rather predictable. Goku Jr. let Bardock hit him for a while without any real effect and then with one punch Goku Jr. sent Bardock flying across the sky only to land in a pile of rubble...well, now it’s a pile of rubble. It was Bardock’s house. But, he only has himself to blame. If he wouldn’t have whined so much he’d still have his house. It was a nice house too. It even had one of those little black box recorders. Bardock used it to record reruns of transformers.
Goku Jr. won one Spar. PL raised by 15,379.
Bardock lost one Spar. PL raised by 45,910.
It had been a long few weeks, but Piccolo was almost done with the tyrant Furiza. He was glad too, for he knew that Furiza was itching to kill him off. Heralded as one of, if not the most powerful person in the universe, Furiza had moves that Piccolo came to learn. With only a few days left with him, Piccolo decided to tempt fate and take him on. So as their training continued, Piccolo challenges the Changeling to a spar. "So, the Namek thinks he can defeat me does he?" Furiza says with a hearty laugh. "Shall we find out?" Piccolo replies. "It's your funeral," Furiza tell him.
Piccolo lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 21,377.
Puaru and Vegita face off on the empty platform outside Kami-Sama's Sanctuary. "Alright little cat, lets battle." Vegita says as he takes a fighting stance. "Yea! Lets battle!" Puaru replies in his high-pitched voice.
Puaru lost one Battle. PL raised by 362.
Vegita won one Battle. PL raised by 2,894.
Nail sees Gohan straight in front of him, as he thinks in his head he knows the only way to beat him is to attack him in the back when he’s not looking. So as he stands about ten yards away from him he takes a deep breath in and lets it out. As sweat begins to pour down his face he begins to make his way toward Gohan. "Don’t make a sound, not a sound," Nail thinks to himself. Ever so silently he starts to run at him powering an energy blast in each hand.
Gohan won one Battle. PL raised by 3,025.
Nail lost one Battle. PL raised by 379.
Despite what a certain bit of false intelligence says Paragas was in the Next Dimension last week and he has been there for some time now. And in fact, he is actually beginning to be able to tolerate Dabura. You might even call them friends. So when a Colonel from the Red Ribbon Army showed up at Dabura’s doorstep Paragas decided to eliminate this minor inconvenience from Dabura’s life. After all, there was no need to tell Dabura that he stopped by. Paragas was quite sure that Dabura didn’t want to talk to anyone from the RR: they aren’t hardly evil enough. But unfortunately, whether they were evil enough or not, the Colonel left a nasty splotch on Dabura’s whitewashed fence and now Paragas was repainting the fence.
Paragas won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 20,000. He killed Red Colonel.
Red Colonel lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to Hell.
"435, 436, 437," Trunks counted out loud as he pushed himself off the ground. For the last few months, the Saiya-jin had been working out non-stop, pushing himself harder and harder with each passing day. He can now do several hundred push-ups and sit-ups without even breaking a sweat. This constant training took its toll on the warrior though. His Saiya-jin blood boils in his veins, longing for the smallest of fights. However, he doesn't know anyone anymore and no friends equals no sparring buddies. After counting to 500, Trunks gets up and looks around for something to do.
Tares won one Battle. PL raised by 4,459. He killed Trunks.
Handz lost one Battle. PL raised by 53.
Trunks defeated Handz, but lost to Tares. PL raised by 892. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
Tenshinhan's buddy waits against a tree for the Black Admiral to come driving down the road. "He should be here soon." he says. An hour later he hears a car coming down the road. "About time." the namekian sighs as he steps into the middle of the road.
Namek-jin Henchman won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 40,000. He killed Black Admiral.
Black Admiral lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.
After a hard day of training all Koola wanted to do was just rest. So, he sat down on the ground and stretched his body to get comfortable. As he laid there almost half asleep Goku screams, "Hey. Don't just lay there, let's spar."
Koola lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 4,255.
Zaabon had just finished learning to fly. And being the malicious green man he is he was looking for someone to really beat up. Maybe even send to the hospital. However, just when Zaabon was getting discouraged, he hadn’t seen a good character anywhere. He had passed by Janemba and Android 16 but it just didn’t seem right to try and mangle a fellow evil-doer when there were all these nice happy good guys around. But wouldn’t you know it, Zaabon couldn’t find any. Damn good characters taking the day off. Fucking Sundays. So what if it’s the lords day. I’m evil damnit. I don’t take Sunday off. Why do those damn good characters have to take it off."
Goten tied one Battle. PL raised by 525.
Zaabon tied one Battle. PL raised by 637.