To battle, e-mail me, making sure to put your whole character name as the title. And put the whole character name of the person you want to spar or fight. Also mention your team(if any). If you beat your opponent in battle, some zeni, some items, and one dragonball (if applicable) will be taken from you if you are evil. Less if you are neutral, and just a dragonball will be taken if you are good.

272) Brolli vs. Hildegarn: Boss Battle
"So, how goes things on Earth? Has Hildegarn destroyed it yet?" Copper General asks Purple Sergeant. "Uh, not exactly sir," the Sergeant replies. "Huh? What do you mean?" the General asks. "Well, for some reason or another, people keep throwing themselves into his maw," Violet Captain answers. "Eh? Speak English," the General says. "Each time he tries to destroy the planet, an individual or a group of people jump in and stop him," the Sergeant explains. "Oh. Well, they can't stop him forever. Eventually, there won't be anyone left and then Boom, there goes the Earth. Muah ha ha ha!" Copper interrupts. "There's just one problem: it's Brolli's turn," Violet says, bringing his laughter to a stop. "Wait a second. Did you say Brolli? Is this the same powerhouse Brolli that can basically kill every living being in the universe all at once? The Super Saiya-jin?" the General asks. "Unfortunately. I'm afraid that Hildegarn's gonna lose," Sergeant Purple says. "And that all of our efforts are to no avail," Violet Captain finishes. "Well, we'll just have to go to Earth then, won't we?" the General says. The Captain and Sergeant slowly turn their heads towards the General, noticing a slight grin on his face.

Meanwhile, back on Earth Hildegarn is attacking yet another city, crushing it beneath his enormous feet. He ignites building after building with his fire breath, destroying several others with his seemingly endless tail. Nearby, Brolli floats in midair, watching the monster with a close eye. He's watched the mammothian creature kill hundreds of civilians, yet he has yet to even try to stop it. Why? Cause he's just that damn cold. After a little more time and destruction, Brolli decides to take action. He begins to power up. A few seconds later, little beams of light begin to rise up all around him and he bursts Super Saiya-jin. Needless to say, this sudden appearance of power catches Hildegarn's attention. From over a mile away, Hildegarn turns his head a roars at Brolli, a roar that would make anyone else wet themself. However, as things currently stand, Brolli just laughs at the "feeble" roar. Within seconds, Hildegarn has teleported to Brolli's side and was looking down on him. The Super Saiya-jin just stares right back, a coy little smile on his lips. The monster roars again, sending shock waves through the area. Yet Brolli isn't scared in the least. "Uh, why isn't he running away?" Hildegarn thinks to himself. After Brolli plays with him some more, the giant realizes something. "I know. I'll just fry his cocky ass!" Hildegarn opens his mouth and sends a large burst of flame towards the ground. However, a sphere of energy forms around Brolli just moments before it would have deep fried him. Hildegarn won't be having French Fried Brolli anytime soon.

This angers Hildegarn and he punches Brolli right in the side of the head. Brolli is pushed back by the impact, but isn't affected in the least. In fact, he pushes Hildegarn's fist back once the motion resolves. "I didn't even feel that! Try harder!" he shouts, laughing manically. Hildegarn roars again and puts everything into one massive punch. A punch that Brolli easily dodges. As the beast falls forward, Brolli zooms past him and forms a massive Death Ball, tossing it down onto Hildegarn. Hildegarn falls onto the ground face first at about the same time the massive ball of energy slams into his back. As the explosion begins, Brolli disappears, reappearing several miles above the scene. He puts his hands forward and begins firing thousands upon thousands of small enegy blasts towards ground zero of the expanding sphere of destruction. The Renzoku blasts add to the destructive power of the explosion, causing all hell to break loose. The entire continent begins to shake and rattle. Pillars of earth rise up all over the place, destroying what's left of the city. Massive storms form in the sky and day turns to night. Yet, despite all of this, Brolli continues to add more and more energy to the explosion. After lauching his 20 millionth or so blast, he stops and revels in the destruction. Where a city once stood, now lies a massive crater. Hildegarn is nowhere to be seen.

Notes:
Brolli won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 500,000. He killed Hildegarn.
Hildegarn lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 500,000. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

271) Zorak vs. NPI Kaioshin: NPI Spar

Notes:
Zorak lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 969.

270) Johan vs. Oolong: Sneak Battle
While Oolong is pigging out, Johan decides to sneak attack. He nails Oolong with a nice energy blast, but the fat on Oolong helps to weaken it. Johan shoots again and hits the ground just creating smoke.

When it clears Oolong is gone and Koola is standing there. Johan begins to apologize like crazy but the mighty Koola does not accept. Johan is pleading while Koola prepares a Shogekiha attack. Just as Koola fires he changes back into his original Oolong form. Johan doesn't have time to see the change and block so he gets hit perfectly and flies off into the distance.

Notes:
Johan lost one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 189.
Oolong won one Sneak Battle. PL raised by 2,050.

269) Nail vs. Black Colonel: Boss Battle
Black Colonel wakes up every morning takes his shower and walks outside to get the paper, before eating breakfast. Nail had been watching him every day and saw this routine. Today was different though, Nail was going to go to his house, dressed as a paperboy and when he got close enough to the colonel, he was going to fight him.

So Nail sat in the bushes until he saw the colonel walk outside with his black robe on. Nail then popped out and greeted the colonel. Just then the colonel looked past Nail and saw another paperboy across the street. The colonel then realized something was wrong and charged at the green paperboy. As he charged Nail threw his papers at the colonel and threw a kick straight into his gut.

As the colonel gained himself together, he saw Nail powering up an energy blast straight in front of him, so the colonel powered one of his own and sent it at the namek. As the blasts collided the colonel charged toward Nail throwing a series of punches. After a few blocked Nail pulled out his sword and now put the colonel on the defensive. After a few minutes of showing his skill with the sword he just seemed to be too slow to get the colonel, so he backed up and spit at the colonel.

"Hey Mr. here's your paper!" The real paper boy said as he threw the paper at the colonel. As the spit neared the colonel the paper moved in front of it, and turned to stone. The colonel watched the stone paper slowly hit the ground and shatter on the floor. "You bastard I read my paper everyday, now your going to pay for that," the colonel said to the namek. Just then the colonel shot a energy blast at the namek. As the blast hit he picked up a piece of broken stone from the paper and began to bash Nail over the head with it repeatedly. After putting up a fight Nail quickly became motionless as blood dripped down his forehead after being beaten over the head with the piece of stone.

Notes:
Nail lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 2,410.
Black Colonel won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 19,278.

268) Radistsu vs. NPI Mr. Popo: NPI Spar

Notes:
Raditsu lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 6,043.

267) Little Fr. vs. Black Rookie: Boss Battle
Black Rookie walks through the city after a visit to his favorite house. Little Fr. sits atop a building, looking down at the Rookie. Each time the Rookie gets far enough away, Fr. jumps to another building and continues to stalk him. As soon as the Rookie walks into a reletively open area in the city, Fr. jumps off the building he's on, and lands on the rookie with his hands facing downward. An explosion sends Fr. back up to the top of the building. People nearby glance over and see a manhole cover land on the street, creating a large dent. On closeer examination, peices of a person are found spread all over the place. News reports say that by freak chance the poor being was walking over the manhole just as a large pocket of methan exploded, the force of the explosion killed the man and sent the mahole cover high into the air.

Little Fr. knows better though, he was expecting a fight, but instead only got a small exhillerating jump down and back up from a building, his energy blast killed the Rookie on impact. Disappointed, Little Fr. walks away, planning his next fight.

Notes:
Little Fr. won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 4,000. He killed Black Rookie.
Black Rookie lost one Boss Battle. He was sent to the Next Dimension.

266) Raistlin vs. Koola and Grendal vs. Raf, Charles, Bernad, and Roger: FFA Spar
Uubu’s four henchmen had managed to get themselves in a rather tight pickle. They were supposed to spar with Koola and Grendal, but they had the distinct suspicion that Koola was going to kill them all and take away their money and Dragon Radars. They had worked hard for their Dragon Radars and they didn’t want to lose them. So you can imagine the relief on their faces when Koola simply knocked them unconscious and left them for dead. Actually, now that I think about it, I can’t imagine the look on their faces. Saibamen can’t talk and I don’t think they breathe. They are basically plants, and while plants do breathe, they don’t really intake oxygen like humans do so I have no clue what-so-ever what the look on their faces was like and neither do you. On the other hand Raistlin did a little better. He ended up facing Grendal who isn’t as bad a person as Koola is. Yes...Grendal only pushed Raistlin around a bit before throwing him into a small pond and pushing his head under the water so he couldn’t breathe. That didn’t really work as well as Grendal was expecting since Raistlin was an Android and in frustration Grendal took his eyes off of Raistlin allowing him to connect with a Rocket Punch and a Hell’s Flash. Luckily for Grendal, Raistlin isn’t very powerful so the attack didn’t effect him. And after the smoke clears in a rather dramatic fashion and some words of disbelief by Raistlin, remember Raistlin is an Android and can speak unlike Grendal, Grendal charges Raistlin and throws him across the earth into the next time zone, which normally wouldn’t be a problem except he hasn’t learned to fly yet.

Notes:
Raistlin was defeated by Grendal. PL raised by 3,980.
Koola defeated Raf, Charles, Bernad, and Roger. PL raised by 2,506.
Grendal defeated Raistlin. PL raised by 1,329.
Raf was defeated by Koola. PL raised by 31,001.
Charles was defeated by Koola. PL raised by 31,001.
Bernad was defeated by Koola. PL raised by 31,001.
Roger was defeated by Koola. PL raised by 31,001.

265) Tares vs. Slug: Battle
Tares, while in Oozaru form, begins to stomp on planet Vegeta. Slug decides it is up to him to stop the giant monkey. He powers up and charges Tares.

Tares sees the green spec and starts firing his mouth beam in an angry rage. Slug dodges some of the shots and then is hit directly. He is knocked down and then gets up before he is stomped on.

Every attack that Slug uses has no effect. He just cant get through the tough fur. He lands on the ground and takes a breather. Tares sees him and continues his raging attack. Finally, Slug gets pissed. When he gets pissed, you know of course that he will kick some butt.

Slug goes giant form and then charges the giant chimp again. This time Tares falls. When he does, Slug powers up a nice attack.

"Ka..Me..Ha..Me..Haaaa....!!" shouts the giant Namek.

The beam connects perfectly and nails the monkey to the ground. Then Tares gets up and finds Slug pulling on his tail. All of a sudden, there is a loud pop noise and Tares changes back. Slug laughs as Tares finds himself naked. Slug just aims and finishes Tares off with a nice placed energy blast to the family jewels. OUCH!!

Notes:
Tares lost one Battle. PL raised by 28,685.
Slug won one Battle. PL raised by 183,579.

264) Gohan vs. NPI North Kaio-Sama, Bubbles, and Gregory: NPI Spar

Notes:
Gohan lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 2,447.

263) Dende vs. Goten vs. Furiza: FFA Spar
"I'm hungry," Goten whines as his stomach growls. He was all alone in the Kami House, so there was no one there to cook him any food. Roshi was off buying a new hentai video, Lunch was probably off riding Tenshinhan, Puaru was hanging out with Yamcha, and Oolong had a date. "When are they going to get back?" he asks himself as his stomach growls once more. He continues to bitch and moan to no one for another ten minutes when he remembers that there are other people here. "That's right! Furiza and Dende are here! They can cook me some good food!" he shouts, jumping off his chair and running out the front door.

Outside, Dende and Furiza are deeply involved in a fight. It seems that Dende accidentally stepped on Furiza's tail and the tyrant took it personally. However, Dende was no where near the fighting power of Furiza, so once he was attacked, all he could was fly around and dodge the Changeling's attacks. But even this tactic quickly failed as Furiza used Daichiretsuzan, knocking the Namek out of the air. A few seconds later, Dende was quite unconscious after a furious barrage of punches to the head and chest. Furiza laughs a few times, then turns around to find Goten standing behind him holding his stomach.

"Mr. Evil Guy, will you cook me some food?" Goku's second son asks Furiza. Furiza begins to chuckle, which quickly turns into a riot of laughter. After rolling around on the ground and nearly dying of laughter, Furiza gets back to his feet. His expression becomes serious and he charges Goten. Unprepared for the attack, Goten is thrown off his feet by a knee to the chin. Goten flips around and lands on his feet again, seemingly unaffected. Furiza growls a little, then charges again. However, this time Goten is ready. As Furiza brings his fist back, Goten jabs him in the gut, knocking the wind out of him. Furiza falls to his knees, unable to breathe. A few breathless seconds later, Furiza is out cold. Now there isn't anyone to cook for the small warrior.

Notes:
Dende was defeated by Furiza. PL raised by 1,283.
Goten defeated Furiza. PL raised by 6,412.
Furiza defeated Dende, but was defeated by Goten. PL raised by 6,647.

262) Tapion vs. NPI Dabura: NPI Spar

Notes:
Tapion lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,703.

261) Vegita and Shinnou vs. Paragas: Spar
Vegita and Shinnou sit in front of the tv screen with two controllers in there hand, playing the brand new DBZ gladiator video game. Vegita looks over at Shinnou and asks, "So, who are you going to be?" Shinnou looks at him, "I'm thinking about picking Goku." At the sound of this Vegita's veins pop out of his head, "What do you mean you want to be that low life saiyan trash? Why wouldn't you pick me, the prince of all saiyans!" Shinnou looks at him and replies, "But he's a lot stronger." Vegita stares at him for awhile and then grabs him, dragging him outside. "Let's fight!" Vegita stammers.

As Vegita is about to charge he looks up to see Paragas sitting on top of his house. "I don't want to kill my poor little henchmen, he's awesome, we play games together, go places together, attack people together, look at naughty movies together, and tons more of stuff. Hey Shinnou let's team up and fight Paragas up there." Shinnou looks up and sees the massive saiyan standing on the roof ready to fight, "Okay," he says.

Just then Paragas jumped down, landing on the ground just as energy blast sailed over his head. As he carefully lowers his body he then jumps up in time before the next batch of blasts come. Just then Vegita charges at him, just to get hit by his massive fore arm and be sent flying into his garage door. As Paragas watched Vegita go flying Shinnou fired a huge saiko no kogeki blast from his mouth, hitting Paragas straight in the back.

Paragas then turned around and slowly walked over to the little henchman. As he walked forward Shinnou took steps back and fired energy blasts at Paragas. Then Shinnou bacled up into the wall and was now looking at Paragas with his arms spread screaming, as energy surged through him. Just then, Vegita jumped in front of Shinnou and put his arms forward and sent a galick-ho blast at Paragas. As the blast hit it seemed as if Paragas was screaming in pain, but after a few seconds an extra pair of arms grew out of his sides.

As Vegita and Shinnou looked forward they both sent there fists straight up into Paragas's jaw. As they hit, Paragas grabbed both of them with two hands and bashed them together and threw the weak henchmen off to the side to watch his master get beat. Paragas now had Vegita held up in the air with his bottom hands. With his top hands he preceded to punch him back and forth until Vegita had enough. After a little while Paragas laid Vegita's body down and walked into the house to play some video games. "I will become strong, mark my words," is what came out of Vegita's bloody mouth as he looked at his henchmen.

Notes:
Vegita lost one Spar. PL raised by 13,675.
Shinnou lost one Spar. PL raised by 13,675.
Paragas won one Spar. PL raised by 3,778.

260) Android #17 vs. NPI Kaioshin: NPI Spar

Notes:
Android #17 won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 33,503.

259) Puaru and Icky vs. Yellow Colonel: Boss Battle
Puaru and Icky were on a mission. They were going to eradicate Yellow Colonel off the face of planet Furiza. Oh yes, while Puaru may be the most evil being ever created, he nonetheless has standards. I mean the RR Army is downright despicable. They don’t even bathe regularly. "Those bastards," says Puaru to himself, they will regret the day that Puaru, the evil cat-demon-thing, ever came to planet Furiza.

And so Puaru and his sidekick continue on their way looking for helpless RR Army goons to destroy. And as they proceed they first pass by a Gestapo agent beating up a little old lady and the Boy Scout that was helping her across the street. And then they pass an international student being given a horrible wedgie. And later still they pass by a group of American Students playing Frisbee.

Puaru and Icky look at each other and decide to take a break and put an end to such a worthless and retarded game as Frisbee. And so they take a short break and kill of those "damn college students" as Icky always refers to them. Wait, Icky can’t talk. But that doesn’t take them more than about ten minutes. Now of course, hiding the bodies was another matter. That took at least half an hour. I mean killing innocent people is perfectly fine with Puaru, he is evil after all, but dealing with a bunch of angry parents. That’s just a pain in the ass.

The two continue on and eventually come across Yellow Colonel who is playing golf at putt-putt. They go in and get a pair of clubs and two balls and walk up to Yellow Colonel. Puaru walks forward and says to Yellow Colonel "I’m going to kill you unless you can beat me and Icky at a round of miniature golf. And let me tell you, Icky has never lost a game of miniature golf. Of course what Puaru neglects to tell Yellow Colonel is that Icky has never played golf. He’s that evil. Muah Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Eleven holes later Yellow Colonel is up by 47 strokes and he starts to gloat. "You are a loser. You are a loser. What a moron. You suck at golf. I’m kicking you butt. You can’t win. You should just forfeit." This taunting proceeds for at least ten minutes and then Puaru walks forward and says to the Yellow Colonel "you can’t beat us unless you take your last shot."

"Oh, I guess you are right," says Yellow Colonel who turns around to take his shot only to notice that his ball is missing. "What the fuck? I know I placed my ball right there. I’m sure of it.... Hey, did you take my ball?"

"Me," asks Puaru, "why I could never do such a thing."

"Well, I better go get a new ball so that I can beat you" says Yellow Colonel as he walks towards the front booth.

"Good job Icky. That was quick thinking. But what are we going to do? We can’t let him beat us in this stupid game. High school students come here to play this stupid game on their retarded dates. Fucking kids. I hate kids!"

Puaru, the evil cat-demon-thingy thinks on this for a moment when all of a sudden he gets an idea. "I know Icky! If we destroy the final hole then we can’t finish our game and we can’t loose and then everyone won’t make fun of us." Puaru quickly forms an energy blast and hurls it at the final hole.

Moments late Yellow Colonel comes back with a new ball complaining about how it cost him six bucks when he notices the rather large crater covering the final hole. "What happened here? The hole was just fine four minutes ago."

"Some crazy kids just jumped out of nowhere and did this to the course and then took off. Bunch of punk ass high school students if you ask me."

Stupidly, Yellow Colonel believes this and goes to tell the manager. When he leaves Puaru breathes a sigh of relief saying, "thank god he bought it. Do you know what everyone would have said if they found out that we lost to Yellow Colonel? We would never have been able to go back to our country club again. That was close."

Notes:
Puaru tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 5,250.
Icky tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 5,250.
Yellow Colonel tied one Boss Battle. PL raised by 14,408.

258) Android #16 vs. Android #18: Spar
Android 16 and Android 18 squared off to spar. Okay people, I have to complain. What is going on in this game with people’s alignments? Android 16 likes flowers and small animals. Evil characters do not like small furry creatures. It just isn’t right. I am going to lodge a formal complaint with the management as soon as possible. I vote that only those characters whose alignment makes sense be allowed to spar or battle. That way I won’t have to write about Puaru the evil cat-demon-thingy and can go back to a world where things make sense. Like college. Wait a minute...college doesn’t make any sense. Never mind.

...Hey! I wonder how that happened? Android 16 is down. Let me go check this out. Oh, I’m sorry folks; he was helping an injured grasshopper, which just isn’t like an evil character. Do you see what I mean? This is just getting out of control. If someone doesn’t take a stand pretty soon Goku will be walking around having sex with Philipino Whores. Wait, sex with Phillipino Whores isn’t a bad thing. Nevermind, it doesn’t matter. The important thing is that the alignment of characters needs to make sense. Android 16 is a tree hugger. That makes him a good or neutral character. Yes he was created to destroy Goku, but he is basically a pacifist.

I have come to a decision. As part of my campaign for alignment norms, I am boycotting this spar. It ends in a tie.

Notes:
Android #16 tied one Spar. PL raised by 1,445.
Android #18 tied one Spar. PL raised by 2,414.

257) Pan vs. NPI Gohan: NPI Spar

Notes:
Pan lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 210.

256) Uubu vs. Reggie: Spar
Uubu and Reggie face off near Yemma's place. "Alright Reggie, fight me with all you got." Uubu says. "Fine." Reggie replies. Reggie then leaps forward and slams punch after punch into Uubu. Uubu stands without flinching, letting Reggie pound him over and over. Reggie kicks, punches, bites, scratches, and generally hits Uubu with everything he's got.

After half an hour of this, Reggie finnaly gets mad. "Arent you gonna fight back!?" he exclaims/asks. "Fine." Uubu says. Uubu then slams the back of his hand into Reggie. Reggie slams into the ground and skids to a stop. Uubu walks over to him, "You done?" he aks. "Unnghh.. yea...." Reggie says before he passes out. Uubu sits down and waits for Reggie to re-awaken.

Notes:
Uubu won one Spar. PL raised by 397.
Reggie lost one Spar. PL raised by 607.

255) Minosha vs. Nackus: Spar
Nackus, realizing he is weak, wants to spar his master. Of course the Konack agrees to it and they begin. Minosha uses his taiyoken attack and blinds Nackus. Minosha then finishes off Nackus with a very powerful masenko attack. Nackus flies into a tree and gives up while unconscious.

Notes:
Minosha won one Spar. PL raised by 1,489.
Nackus lost one Spar. PL raised by 1,248.

254) Gerudo vs. NPI Dr. Gero: NPI Spar

Notes:
Gerudo won one NPI Spar. PL raised by 1,186.

253) Tenshinhan vs. Cell vs. Hildegarn: Boss Battle
The sound of cards shuffling fills the air as Tenshinhan, Cell, and Hildegarn prepare to fight. However, this isn't going to be your traditional fight. No. Not this time. They were going to settle this the manly way. No more brawls or displays of strength. No, they were going to play Magic: the Gathering. It was quite surprising to Cell and Tenshinhan that Hildegarn even knew what the game was, let alone that he had a deck. So they sat down and whipped out their plastic cased decks, each "combatant" setting there life counter to 20.

The game started off looking pretty good for Tenshinhan. He was playing a red direct damage deck. His opening hand consisted of two Goblin Grenades, a Ball Lightning, a Goblin Balloon Brigade, a Mountain, his Beta Mox Ruby, and an Alpha Black Lotus that he borrowed from Majin Buu. Since he won the dice roll, he decided to play first and focus on the behemoth known as Hildegarn. So he placed his mountain and casted his mox and lotus. Then he summoned the Ball Lightning with the lotus and the goblin with his mox. He declaired his attack phase and beat down on Hildegarn for 6 damage. Then he casted one of the Goblin Grenades and sent the balloon brigade on a suicide mission for 5 more damage. After a single turn Hildegarn was down to 9 life and wasn't too happy with his bald opponent.

Well, Tenshinhan ended his turn and Hildegarn preceeds to return the favor. He draws a card and casts a Black Lotus of his own, as well as a Mox Emerald and a Mox Ruby. He then lays a Forest and casts a Ball Lightning with the lotus. He attacks Tenshinhan and Blood Lusts the creature, finishing up with a Berserk. Tenshinhan's life total drops to 0 and he's out of the game. Hildegarn raors a few times, then breaks into laughter.

Next up was Cell. Unfortunately for him, he didn't have these high-priced pieces of paper and was already feeling screwed. Plus, he was playing a Dragon deck, which was slower than most three-toed sloths. After drawing his card, he looks his hand over and puts an Island into play. "Go," he says. Hildegarn crabs another card and plays a Mox Sapphire, using it to cast an Ancestral Recall. He draws 3 more cards and plays a Tundra, using it to cast a Timetwister. Cell and Hildegarn reshuffle their hand, library, and graveyard back together and draw 7 new cards. The giant looks at his hand and breaks out into laughter once more. "Roooar roar roaaaar!" [You're dead fool!] Cell takes that as "I'm done" and draws his card. He plays a Mountain this time, followed by a Howling Mine. He ends his turn and Hildegarn untaps, drawing 2 cards. He grins as he plays his lotus once more and uses it to cast another Ball Lightning. "Oh no, don't tell me," Cell says as Hildegarn attacks. "Roar!" [Yup!] Hildegarn uh, roars. He casts another Blood Lust and Berserk, knocking Cell to 0 life as well. Hildegarn then jumps to his feet and does a little dance, hoping to make a little love and get down tonight. As he bouces around doing his victory dance, Cell and Tenshinhan slip away, disappearing into the night.

Notes:
Tenshinhan lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 210,032.
Cell lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 13,820.
Hildegarn won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 500,000.

252) Paragas vs. NPI Trunks: NPI Spar
Trunks had been trying to show Paragas how to fire a burning attack blast for quite some time now. Paragas, though, just can’t seem to maneuver his hands in the correct pattern fast enough. As Trunks was showing him how to move his hands, Trunks sped up the movement to fire a burning attack dead center of a target. "Now you try," Trunks told Paragas. At that moment Paragas moved his arms but it just did not work. "Why is it so damn hard?" Paragas asked. At that moment the enraged and frustrated Paragas fired an energy blast right at the same target nailing it dead center.

"Ok calm down, your almost there, you don’t have to give up now," Trunks told Paragas. As those words were said Paragas sent a punch right at Trunks knocking Trunks down. "Fine Paragas, this could be fun," Trunks says with a smile before sending a kick right at Paragas. Paragas managed to see the kick coming and quickly flew up into the air to sprout an extra set of arms and fire a barrage of energy blasts right at Trunks. When the smoke clears, Trunks is no where to be seen.

"I guess I showed him," Paragas says to himself. At that moment while Paragas starts praising his greatness, Trunks appears behind Paragas. "Its done like this Paragas!" Trunks screams as the arms move in that pattern we all have come to love, sending a burning attack right at Paragas as he turns around, forcing him to fall and become unconscious. Trunks takes Paragas to a spot where both of them can rest before the training can begin again.

Notes:
Paragas lost one NPI Spar. PL raised by 10,431.

251) Goten and Tapion vs. White General: Boss Battle
Goten had been stalking Red Admiral for some time now. However unbeknownst to him, Red Admiral was aware that he had a tail and had contacted White General who was in the area. The two met at a local ND K-mart and exchanged clothes in one of the female changing areas. They would have changed in the Men’s room but Blue General was there and we all know that he’s a bit different.

Well, White General left the changing room wearing Red Admiral’s clothing. He then purchased some Little Debbie Snack Cakes and a tube of toothpaste. He walks out of the store and instantly Goten drops down upon him firing energy blast upon energy blast at the Red Admiral...er, White General...er...whatever, you know what I mean. The General shrugs off the blasts and charges at Goten leveling a kick at his head.

The attack lands sending Goten flying across the parking lot and into a parked Mini Van. Goten gets back up and charges towards Red/White Admiral/General only to catch a punch right in his chest and get hurled back into an oncoming SUV. (Damn Soccer Mom’s)

This ruckus brings K-mart security, which pretty much amounts to two pimply faced losers who drive around in a fucking Dodge with a flashing light on top of it. Red/White Admiral/General quickly deals with these losers sending an energy blast towards their car and causing it to flip over.

However, this brief distraction allows Goten the chance to power up a Chou Kamehameha, which he sends towards the distracted Red/White Admiral/General. The Blast lands right in Red/White Admiral/General’s stomach knocking the wind out of him and sending him to the ground. Goten instantly starts celebrating and does a little Jig. Or at least I think it’s a jig. I’m not really sure what a jig looks like.

However, Goten’s celebration was rather hasty as Red/White Admiral/General pulls himself off the ground and says to his diminutive opponent: "ha ha, so you think such a weak attack could seriously harm me. I am not as weak as you might assume. The only reason I was killed was because the mighty Majin Buu attacked me."

At the mention of Buu’s name Goten begins to get rather nervous and starts looking for his smoke capsule. Eventually he finds it and pulls it out of his pants pocket. "Hey," says Red/White Admiral/General, "I used to have a capsule like that. You stole mine. Give me it back."

"This isn’t yours" responds Goten. "I bought this fair and square so get lost you loser."

"Did not."

"Did too."

"Did not!"

"Did too!!!!"

Rather quickly this degenerates into a childish scuffle with both Goten and Red/White Admiral/General trying to gain sole possession of the smoke capsule. Several minutes later the two security guards pull themselves out of their overturned and smoldering car and look around for those two people causing such a ruckus, but all they see is a pair of kids fighting over a toy. They look around in confusion and then look at each other and shrug, thinking to themselves that they are going to have quite a tough time explaining this to their boss.Returning to the rather juvenile scuffle going on in the parking lot, Red/White Admiral/General has managed to come out on top and is currently gloating about his win to the rather dejected Goten who begins to cry in the parking lot. Red/White Admiral/General then kicks Goten in the side of the head sending him off into the distance to land outside the local ND IHOP.

Notes:
Goten lost one Boss Battle. PL raised by 759.
Tapion seems to have been missing.
White General, er, Red Admiral, er, you know won one Boss Battle. PL raised by 6,065.